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Touch
05/30/18 9:46:00 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
05/30/18 9:49:41 PM
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I don't know if I can fight 10 million ducks. Id eventually get tired and fall into the swarm. Then Id probably die underneath them
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SimpleMan
05/30/18 9:50:47 PM
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Why would I want ten million ducks?
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BloodyNate
05/30/18 9:50:54 PM
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hot damn
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Touch
05/30/18 9:53:00 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
Did she just do a triangle choke?

I believe so. She's a long time practitioner of BJJ but shes been having trouble making weight
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Questionmarktarius
05/30/18 9:57:55 PM
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That's some weird foreplay...
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DrizztLink
05/30/18 9:59:11 PM
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She wouldn't have to work that hard to keep my head between her thighs.
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/30/18 9:59:46 PM
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Dude imagine what I could do with 10 million ducks
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Orthopox12
05/30/18 10:03:04 PM
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She was trying to isolate his arm but could have easily switched to a triangle at the right opportunity

Also are we talking Mallard ducks or Aflac ducks?
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Touch
05/30/18 10:53:17 PM
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Orthopox12 posted...
She was trying to isolate his arm but could have easily switched to a triangle at the right opportunity

Also are we talking Mallard ducks or Aflac ducks?

Your choice
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/30/18 11:00:05 PM
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Way too many ducks
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Manocheese
05/30/18 11:03:08 PM
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Who would win in a fight: 10 million ducks or 10 thousand lions?
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matteus70
05/30/18 11:14:37 PM
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What about 10 million geese?
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Paper_Okami
05/30/18 11:16:54 PM
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Who is she
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Touch
05/30/18 11:26:11 PM
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matteus70 posted...
What about 10 million geese?

Geese are assholes I wouldn't want that on you
Paper_Okami posted...
Who is she

Mackenzie Dern
https://imgur.com/jJ7qhrM
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Touch
05/31/18 9:45:38 AM
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Tsukasa1891
05/31/18 9:54:58 AM
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Touch posted...
matteus70 posted...
What about 10 million geese?

Geese are assholes I wouldn't want that on you

Yes. One time I was at the part and a goose came up to me and started biting my pants.
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bulletproofvita
06/02/18 5:22:45 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
That's some weird foreplay...

Meh looks good to me
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Pillowpantz
06/02/18 5:28:42 AM
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Patchwork
06/02/18 5:36:02 AM
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Would marry Dern in a heartbeat.
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Monferno_AQW
06/02/18 5:45:00 AM
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Touch posted...
Mackenzie Dern


More like Mackenzie DAYUM.
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EverDownward
06/02/18 5:46:11 AM
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You must think I'm a @Complete_Idi0t
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King Rial
06/02/18 5:47:14 AM
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So many ducks.
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Looked gf
06/02/18 5:47:19 AM
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OEIO999
06/02/18 5:48:45 AM
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Do that many ducks even exist?
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bknight
06/02/18 5:49:45 AM
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Looked gf posted...
Whats the downside?

all the poop everywhere, like enough poop to run your own country
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shnangyboos
06/02/18 5:53:33 AM
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I like how it looks like he has to think about where hes putting his hand.
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AbstraktProfSC2
06/02/18 6:37:04 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
I like how it looks like he has to think about where hes putting his hand.

he taps her bob for a sec then pulls away XD
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Looked gf
06/02/18 7:26:50 AM
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bknight posted...
Looked gf posted...
Whats the downside?

all the poop everywhere, like enough poop to run your own country


Looked gf posted...
Whats the downside?

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DoomSwell
06/02/18 8:48:17 AM
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Touch posted...
Highwind07 posted...
Did she just do a triangle choke?

I believe so. She's a long time practitioner of BJJ but shes been having trouble making weight

Get rid of one of those J's and we got a deal.
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stone
06/02/18 9:33:36 AM
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That's a lot of ducks. Do they come with the necessary equipment to care for them?
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Squall28
06/02/18 9:40:21 AM
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Highwind07 posted...
Did she just do a triangle choke?


She was trying to, but couldn't lock it in.
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Touch
06/02/18 3:57:01 PM
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Pillowpantz posted...
Deal. I sell the ducks for around $0.25 to $1.00 each.

You're a madman
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HiddenLurker
06/02/18 3:58:31 PM
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How about 10 million Turkeys?
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Touch
06/02/18 4:03:15 PM
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stone posted...
That's a lot of ducks. Do they come with the necessary equipment to care for them?

Nope just the ducks
HiddenLurker posted...
How about 10 million Turkeys?

Nope just ducks
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V-E-G-Y-
06/02/18 4:06:41 PM
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