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berlyman101 07/02/17 2:51:18 AM #1:	20k or smooth shits for life 20 thousand green backs Grand slam shits til you die View Results nt --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882187587] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote> 20k or smooth shits for life 20 thousand green backs Grand slam shits til you die View Results nt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 07/02/17 2:53:31 AM #2:	Bestow the money onto me, comrade. --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:882187644] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>Bestow the money onto me, comrade.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/02/17 2:53:56 AM #3:	People would pay me money to watch me shit. --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:882187655] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>People would pay me money to watch me shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toyota 07/02/17 2:54:48 AM #4:	I already get them perfect shits. Multiple times a day even Ill day the moola <cite>toyota posted [p:882187679] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>I already get them perfect shits. Multiple times a day even Ill day the moola</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 2:55:12 AM #5:	awesome999 posted... Bestow the money onto me, comrade. Understandable Turbam posted... People would pay me money to watch me shit. I like your spirit --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882187689] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>Bestow the money onto me, comrade.</quote> Understandable <cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>People would pay me money to watch me shit.</quote> I like your spirit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShotOJameson 07/02/17 2:59:54 AM #6:	this is a tough one for me Give me the perfect, always satisfying dumps for the rest of my life. Dem shits are priceless man --- http://i.imgur.com/Bz19U.gif <cite>ShotOJameson posted [p:882187830] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>this is a tough one for me Give me the perfect, always satisfying dumps for the rest of my life. Dem shits are priceless man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/02/17 3:02:08 AM #7:	Define "perfect shit" I've struggled pooping for like three years. It's like I'm constantly constipated but still manage to squeeze out a few small floating turds each time and then my ass gets itchy as hell no matter how much I wipe. I'd fucking pay $20,000 to fix that. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:882187903] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>Define "perfect shit" I've struggled pooping for like three years. It's like I'm constantly constipated but still manage to squeeze out a few small floating turds each time and then my ass gets itchy as hell no matter how much I wipe. I'd fucking pay $20,000 to fix that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samuricex 07/02/17 3:11:11 AM #8:	20k. Toilet time is private time, it's great every once in awhile. --- "Think you're a dragon slayer? Come here and try." -Shyvana <cite>samuricex posted [p:882188165] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>20k. Toilet time is private time, it's great every once in awhile.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 07/02/17 3:12:26 AM #9:	Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter? Hnnnggggg. The shits. --- please help <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:882188194] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter? Hnnnggggg. The shits.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuffBeer 07/02/17 3:13:08 AM #10:	Money. My shits are good enough. --- http://i.imgur.com/meVaXd0.png <cite>DuffBeer posted [p:882188212] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>Money. My shits are good enough.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 3:14:18 AM #11:	littlebro07 posted... Define "perfect shit" I've struggled pooping for like three years. It's like I'm constantly constipated but still manage to squeeze out a few small floating turds each time and then my ass gets itchy as hell no matter how much I wipe. I'd fucking pay $20,000 to fix that. Perfect shit is a little different for everyone. For me, it's a comfortable, decent-sized singular log. There is no pain or strain. If I'm occupied it's like I never notice it. One sheet of wiping is sufficient with no visible trace. The perfect shit. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882188234] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>Define "perfect shit" I've struggled pooping for like three years. It's like I'm constantly constipated but still manage to squeeze out a few small floating turds each time and then my ass gets itchy as hell no matter how much I wipe. I'd fucking pay $20,000 to fix that.</quote> Perfect shit is a little different for everyone. For me, it's a comfortable, decent-sized singular log. There is no pain or strain. If I'm occupied it's like I never notice it. One sheet of wiping is sufficient with no visible trace. The perfect shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/02/17 3:15:50 AM #12:	Back_Stabbath posted... Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter? Hnnnggggg. The shits. This guy gets it. The rest of you are selfish and underappreciate a wipe-free shit. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:882188279] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Back_Stabbath posted...</cite> <quote>Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter? Hnnnggggg. The shits.</quote> This guy gets it. The rest of you are selfish and underappreciate a wipe-free shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 07/02/17 3:17:27 AM #13:	Perfect shits are great and all But imagine all the fiber 20k could buy --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:882188320] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>Perfect shits are great and all But imagine all the fiber 20k could buy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 3:18:35 AM #14:	awesome999 posted... Perfect shits are great and all But imagine all the fiber 20k could buy High fiber, while important for overall health, is not necessarily required for the perfect shit, though it can help. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882188348] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>Perfect shits are great and all But imagine all the fiber 20k could buy</quote> High fiber, while important for overall health, is not necessarily required for the perfect shit, though it can help.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/02/17 3:21:57 AM #15:	The amount of lifetime time I'd save not having those rough shits would be worth the 20k. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:882188431] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>The amount of lifetime time I'd save not having those rough shits would be worth the 20k.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 3:23:45 AM #16:	pegusus123456 posted... The amount of lifetime time I'd save not having those rough shits would be worth the 20k. Compelling argument --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882188491] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>The amount of lifetime time I'd save not having those rough shits would be worth the 20k.</quote> Compelling argument</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 07/02/17 3:33:17 AM #17:	Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe. If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:882188727] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe. If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 07/02/17 3:33:59 AM #18:	awesome999 posted... Bestow the money onto me, comrade. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:882188744] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>Bestow the money onto me, comrade.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 3:41:33 AM #19:	NES4EVER posted... Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe. If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life. Brother, I'm talking the Cadillac of shits each and every time. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882188923] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe. If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life.</quote> Brother, I'm talking the Cadillac of shits each and every time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkDragon400 07/02/17 3:44:25 AM #20:	berlyman101 posted... NES4EVER posted... Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe. If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life. Brother, I'm talking the Cadillac of shits each and every time. Oh shit. Where do I sign? --- http://i.imgur.com/Zkq2JUS.png http://i.imgur.com/AS9KUto.jpg <cite>DarkDragon400 posted [p:882188989] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>berlyman101 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe. If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life.</quote> Brother, I'm talking the Cadillac of shits each and every time.</quote> Oh shit. Where do I sign?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 3:46:09 AM #21:	DarkDragon400 posted... berlyman101 posted... NES4EVER posted... Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe. If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life. Brother, I'm talking the Cadillac of shits each and every time. Oh shit. Where do I sign? Just answer the poll, friend. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882189028] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkDragon400 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>berlyman101 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe. If so I'll take perfect poops. 20k comes and goes but being satisfied once a day with a great shit... that stays for life.</quote> Brother, I'm talking the Cadillac of shits each and every time.</quote> Oh shit. Where do I sign?</quote> Just answer the poll, friend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gatorsPENSbucs 07/02/17 10:11:29 PM #23:	Money. I need my shit time. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:882231107] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>Money. I need my shit time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 10:18:11 PM #24:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... Money. I need my shit time. Not sure how the perfect shit conflicts with your shit time. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882231421] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote>Money. I need my shit time.</quote> Not sure how the perfect shit conflicts with your shit time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iodine 07/02/17 10:46:24 PM #25:	I take fiber supplements regularly so my shits are rather great. --- In Belichick we Trust <cite>Iodine posted [p:882232680] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>I take fiber supplements regularly so my shits are rather great.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 10:55:46 PM #26:	Iodine posted... I take fiber supplements regularly so my shits are rather great. But are they perfect? --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882233139] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Iodine posted...</cite> <quote>I take fiber supplements regularly so my shits are rather great.</quote> But are they perfect?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 07/02/17 10:57:56 PM #27:	MabusIncarnate posted... Back_Stabbath posted... Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter? Hnnnggggg. The shits. This guy gets it. The rest of you are selfish and underappreciate a wipe-free shit. --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:882233252] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Back_Stabbath posted...</cite> <quote>Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter? Hnnnggggg. The shits.</quote> This guy gets it. The rest of you are selfish and underappreciate a wipe-free shit.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iron jojo 07/02/17 10:59:10 PM #28:	Money brother a perfect shit every day just wouldn't be perfect anymore. --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" <cite>iron jojo posted [p:882233293] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>Money brother a perfect shit every day just wouldn't be perfect anymore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 07/02/17 11:02:41 PM #29:	MabusIncarnate posted... Back_Stabbath posted... Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter? Hnnnggggg. The shits. This guy gets it. The rest of you are selfish and underappreciate a wipe-free shit. --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:882233466] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Back_Stabbath posted...</cite> <quote>Those monsters that just slide out without a trace and sit in the bowl like a smooth, fat, brown cobra and make you feel 10 pounds lighter? Hnnnggggg. The shits.</quote> This guy gets it. The rest of you are selfish and underappreciate a wipe-free shit.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoreRpgs 07/02/17 11:03:30 PM #30:	Money <cite>MoreRpgs posted [p:882233505] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>Money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 11:03:41 PM #31:	iron jojo posted... Money brother a perfect shit every day just wouldn't be perfect anymore. lies --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882233511] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>iron jojo posted...</cite> <quote>Money brother a perfect shit every day just wouldn't be perfect anymore.</quote> lies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 07/02/17 11:06:03 PM #32:	gotta go with perfect shits I could eat all that spicy food that I love without regretting it the next day no more diarrhea sticking to the inside of my ass and taking so long to wipe that it causes chafing --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:882233620] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>gotta go with perfect shits I could eat all that spicy food that I love without regretting it the next day no more diarrhea sticking to the inside of my ass and taking so long to wipe that it causes chafing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adedpsych0 07/02/17 11:13:51 PM #33:	thats a nice sum, but perfect poos please. I mean just imagine if I do end up homeless for not taking the money, ill never have the stank butt like other bums <cite>adedpsych0 posted [p:882234007] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>thats a nice sum, but perfect poos please. I mean just imagine if I do end up homeless for not taking the money, ill never have the stank butt like other bums</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 11:15:16 PM #34:	averagejoel posted... gotta go with perfect shits I could eat all that spicy food that I love without regretting it the next day no more diarrhea sticking to the inside of my ass and taking so long to wipe that it causes chafing this is the real key. also never again will you suffer from sandy alcohol shits adedpsych0 posted... thats a nice sum, but perfect poos please. I mean just imagine if I do end up homeless for not taking the money, ill never have the stank butt like other bums creative use of the power --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882234074] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>averagejoel posted...</cite> <quote>gotta go with perfect shits I could eat all that spicy food that I love without regretting it the next day no more diarrhea sticking to the inside of my ass and taking so long to wipe that it causes chafing</quote> this is the real key. also never again will you suffer from sandy alcohol shits <cite>adedpsych0 posted...</cite> <quote>thats a nice sum, but perfect poos please. I mean just imagine if I do end up homeless for not taking the money, ill never have the stank butt like other bums</quote> creative use of the power</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 07/02/17 11:20:51 PM #35:	While my shits are pretty great at the moment, guaranteed "perfects shits" for the rest of my life seems far more valuable than 20k. That's not to say I couldn't use 20k but idk what my shits are gonna be like in 20-50 years. <cite>nativengine posted [p:882234341] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>While my shits are pretty great at the moment, guaranteed "perfects shits" for the rest of my life seems far more valuable than 20k. That's not to say I couldn't use 20k but idk what my shits are gonna be like in 20-50 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 11:22:27 PM #36:	nativengine posted... While my shits are pretty great at the moment, guaranteed "perfects shits" for the rest of my life seems far more valuable than 20k. That's not to say I couldn't use 20k but idk what my shits are gonna be like in 20-50 years. Exactly. That's where this really pays off. Golden shits lay the foundation for the golden years. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882234422] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>nativengine posted...</cite> <quote>While my shits are pretty great at the moment, guaranteed "perfects shits" for the rest of my life seems far more valuable than 20k. That's not to say I couldn't use 20k but idk what my shits are gonna be like in 20-50 years.</quote> Exactly. That's where this really pays off. Golden shits lay the foundation for the golden years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 07/02/17 11:25:46 PM #37:	I'll take 20k. Then i'll just take laxtive if it means i get constipation for the rest of my life. 20k a day, thats 7,300,000 a year. I wont have to work anymore. --- GG Riot - http://i.imgur.com/PinGPhR.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Hs8Y1vQ.png <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:882234579] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>I'll take 20k. Then i'll just take laxtive if it means i get constipation for the rest of my life. 20k a day, thats 7,300,000 a year. I wont have to work anymore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/02/17 11:27:46 PM #38:	Cobra1010 posted... I'll take 20k. Then i'll just take laxtive if it means i get constipation for the rest of my life. 20k a day, thats 7,300,000 a year. I wont have to work anymore. not sure where you got this idea, fam. 20k is a one-time lump sum. The shits are a daily dividend... lump sum hehe --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882234686] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cobra1010 posted...</cite> <quote>I'll take 20k. Then i'll just take laxtive if it means i get constipation for the rest of my life. 20k a day, thats 7,300,000 a year. I wont have to work anymore.</quote> not sure where you got this idea, fam. 20k is a one-time lump sum. The shits are a daily dividend... lump sum hehe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 07/02/17 11:50:51 PM #39:	@berlyman101 Oh i read the topic wrong. Okay, i'll still take the 20k since my shits are fine as they are. --- GG Riot - http://i.imgur.com/PinGPhR.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Hs8Y1vQ.png <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:882235712] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>@berlyman101 Oh i read the topic wrong. Okay, i'll still take the 20k since my shits are fine as they are.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 07/03/17 12:00:42 AM #40:	You guys bring up good points. I change my vote. I want the perfect shits. --- Mains: Xiaoyu/Zafina (Tekken)-Dhalsim (SF)-Jax (MK) Luong/Yamazaki/Joe (KoF) <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:882236119] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>You guys bring up good points. I change my vote. I want the perfect shits.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Go_Totodile 07/03/17 12:05:51 AM #41:	@Mernardi @SSJGrimReaper @Eevee-Trainer What would I do with such power as perfect shits every time? <cite>Go_Totodile posted [p:882236334] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>@Mernardi @SSJGrimReaper @Eevee-Trainer What would I do with such power as perfect shits every time?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 07/03/17 12:06:53 AM #42:	Ill make some serious returns on my investment when Im older. Give me the shits. --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:882236375] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>Ill make some serious returns on my investment when Im older. Give me the shits.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/03/17 12:21:01 AM #43:	KStateKing17 posted... You guys bring up good points. I change my vote. I want the perfect shits. Noted. Unsugarized_Foo posted... Ill make some serious returns on my investment when Im older. Give me the shits. Smooth sailing from here on, fam --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882236962] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>KStateKing17 posted...</cite> <quote>You guys bring up good points. I change my vote. I want the perfect shits.</quote> Noted. <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted...</cite> <quote>Ill make some serious returns on my investment when Im older. Give me the shits.</quote> Smooth sailing from here on, fam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 07/03/17 3:16:41 AM #44:	What would I do with such power as perfect s*s every time? The possibilities are endless --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:882242883] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><quote>What would I do with such power as perfect s*s every time?</quote> The possibilities are endless</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 07/03/17 3:18:59 AM #45:	the shits 20k is nice and all, but imagine how glad you'll be you picked the perfect shits when you're old af and can't poop anymore --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:882242942] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>the shits 20k is nice and all, but imagine how glad you'll be you picked the perfect shits when you're old af and can't poop anymore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/03/17 3:20:43 AM #46:	ThyCorndog posted... the shits 20k is nice and all, but imagine how glad you'll be you picked the perfect shits when you're old af and can't poop anymore What a dream! --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882242982] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>the shits 20k is nice and all, but imagine how glad you'll be you picked the perfect shits when you're old af and can't poop anymore</quote> What a dream!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 07/03/17 11:09:11 AM #47:	berlyman101 posted... gatorsPENSbucs posted... Money. I need my shit time. Not sure how the perfect shit conflicts with your shit time. Im assuming perfect shits are the ones where you wipe once and then wipe again to make sure there wasn't anything. I need my time on the seat. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:882254993] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote><cite>berlyman101 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote>Money. I need my shit time.</quote> Not sure how the perfect shit conflicts with your shit time.</quote> Im assuming perfect shits are the ones where you wipe once and then wipe again to make sure there wasn't anything. I need my time on the seat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/03/17 11:10:58 AM #48:	For you my son, the perfect shit is grand both in quality and duration. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:882255070] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>For you my son, the perfect shit is grand both in quality and duration.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/03/17 11:15:58 AM #49:	So basically $20k or never have diarrhea, alcohol, or spicy shits again. Give me the perfect poop! --- Oda break tracker 2017- 5 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:882255319] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>So basically $20k or never have diarrhea, alcohol, or spicy shits again. Give me the perfect poop!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 07/03/17 11:17:56 AM #50:	I'll take the money. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:882255405] in $20,000 or... [t:75523009]...</cite> <quote>I'll take the money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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