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Everyone knows about how birds are sensitive to gases and that coal miners would take canaries with them as early detectors of dangerous gases like carbon monoxide...

But luckily for the birdies, they eventually developed the canary resuscitator! If the canary stared to become ill, they could open up the oxygen to save the birb :3

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Now out of date fun fact: the Twitter bird is named Larry, after, of course, NBA legend Larry Bird. Co-founder Biz Stone is a Boston Celtics fan :3

Pizza Hut uses about 300 million pounds of cheese annually

There are only 4 escalators in all of Wyoming. Some would argue there's only 2, but there's one going up, and one going down in each pair, so IMO they're counted individually.

Oh no, they already invaded Hyrule D:

Oh, another interesting fact: Chain Chomps were originally created for the Zelda series, but ended up being put in Mario games. Imagine Link fighting a Chain Chomp lol

I read that longass wall of text because it was about a diaper-wearing ferret in a particle accelerator and am not sorry

Derrick J. Wyatt, the art director for Ben 10: Omniverse, has a little alien based on him named Y-it. Wyatt also said that the Omnitrix can accept Yautja (Predators from the movies) DNA lol

Cuz Murica number one!!!

Imit8m3 posted...

This is a real score, from a real baseball game, played by 12 year olds... But still.

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This has the same energy as LeBron's block lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO_-0yPZgdY

That Fort Gay thing reminded me of how a guy had an XBox name Ligma Rensin years before the meme, and it was reported as offensive lol. His wifes account, MrsLigma, was also suspended.

Luckily, they were both able to get their names back in the end :3

Comic Book Guy: Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulans... breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will be much less breeding. For me, much, much more.

Smithers: I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me. Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word "incompetent".
*714 matches found*
Smithers: 714 names? Better be more specific. Lazy, clumsy, dim-witted, monstrously ugly.
*714 matches found*
Smithers: Ah nuts to this. I'll just get Homer Simpson.

indica posted...

Minnesota has the worlds quietest room.
The noise in this room is measured in negative decibels. It is so quiet, that you are able to heart your own heartbeat and as well as the sound of your bones moving. People say that this room is so quiet that it can also drive you crazy within 45 minutes.

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*Upon Lisa getting a new cat*

Lisa: I'm keeping you! You're Snowball V. But to save money on a new dish, we'll just call you Snowball II and pretend this whole thing never happened.
Skinner: That's really a cheat, isn't it?
Lisa: I guess you're right... Principal Tamzarian.
Skinner: I'll just be moving along, Lisa. Snowball II.

Not if he had a space suit to give him oxygen and protect him from atmospheric reentry while also not affecting his weight/falling speed

MabusIncarnate posted...

Squirrels have no terminal velocity, they can survive a fall from an airplane.

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Note that the above joke is untrue.

The squirrel would die about 2-3 days into its descent from thirst rather than the roughly 6 days it would take to starve from falling 4,800 miles, so it would die from a lower height

Gotta respect the continuity lol

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(After Bart asks for a new bike)
Homer: A 10-speed bike? What'd your mother say?
Bart: She said yes.
Marge: I said no!
Homer: I'm confused, which is it?
Marge: It's no!

Lisa: Push the gray brick in the back of the fireplace
Homer: Sweet freedom, here I- OW!
Lisa: Put out the fire first

Nelson: Touch me and I'll cut your friend
Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin
Nelson: You're a racist!
Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is, I admit it!

Shirako (which means "white child") is a Japanese delicacy. It's the milt of cod, anglerfish, blowfish, and salmon.

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It's fish jizz

Martin: Okay piglet, start squealing! Where'd you get the lemons for this lemonade?
Kid: This is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been anything close to a lemon in it. I swear!

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Jeeps have Easter eggs; small pictures of objects or animals hidden somewhere on the vehicles. Stuff like a lizard, Nessie, or the very first Jeep

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On the way to the shooting location for The Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger paid a visit to a fine dining restaurant... in full makeup looking like the T-800 after he got hit by a truck.

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This was before the movie came out, so people didn't know who the character was, and understandably a lot of them were freaked out lol

Smithers: I told you Simpson was a poor choice, sir.
Mr. Burns: You know Smithers, I told you so has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!

CPR isn't meant to revive people (although it can happen). When you perform chest compressions on someone whose heart has stopped, you're circulating the blood through their veins that still has oxygen in it, hopefully buying more time for paramedics.

I started watching a lot of Doctor Mike videos on YouTube lol

Stop squirming... and... let... me... fart... on... your... HEAD

Mount Everest is supposed to be pronounced "Eve-rest", as it's named after British surveyor George Everest (who actually was against it). But it just became more common over time to use the mispronunciation of "ever-est", like with other words such as "carry-oh-key".

A flamingos crop milk (the stuff they regurgitate and feed their babies with) is blood red. The sight of them feeding their child can be pretty jarring because it looks like one parent is trying to dig into the others skull lol

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indica posted...

A single strand of spaghetti is individually referred to as spaghetto. Spaghetti is a plural word in Italian.

Same with graffiti and graffito lol

No, I think he was the only one in the family with eyes like that.

Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg have a deal. Apparently people mistake them for one another quite a bit, so they agreed to be on their best behavior when someone thinks they're the other as not to ruin their reputation. Also they'll sign each other's signature and play along lol

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Its pretty uncommon for Japanese people to have non-brown eyes. Although my grandpa had eyes like that girl

The deed is done. 24 years of trying to kill a ten-year-old child have finally paid off!

A spinoff or sequel or something. War of the Visions: Final Fantasy Brave Exvius

I found someone with the name of a certain model in the PvP of a mobile game I play lol

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When people think of your bodys organs, they generally think of stuff like the heart, liver, lungs, etc. But things like your teeth, bones, and skin are organs too :3

Damn, mad respect for the ladies both IRL and in the movie for playing ball in skirts

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What the actual fuck, Spongebob was right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBH3UvlZo90

A card game I like called Doomlings picked up on it too lol

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The Great Pyramid of Giza has 8 sides

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Its like he disappeared into fat air!

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If I know me, he won't like being kicked in the crotch!

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