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They're both pretty meh
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nemu posted...

They really should have made it so he was affected by some kind of outside force because the whole scene makes so little sense. I can't think of any real person who would like their rage doom the entire universe when there are six other people yelling at them to stop being a moron for literally just two seconds.

You've never met a horny man I see
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Thanos does all this shit because he's single and trying to impress some chick.

He's pretty much proof that men shouldn't be single or should at least embrace it

RebelElite791 posted...

Yeah Starlord really shit the bed on that one eh?

Not really since Dr Strange saw all the scenarios where Thanos won.

Clearly removing his glove at that moment wouldn't have resulted in success.
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I read this as "Preacher" and was like "Wut"

But Punisher makes more sense
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Skye Reynolds posted...

I had a thing for the princess in the original series. Sure.

So did she.
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Doom_Art posted...

@UnfairRepresent posted...

Jesus Christ Doom_art.

THEY ARE LITERALLY MAGIC

There's also magic in the latest God of War game

Which coincidentally was commercially successful, critically acclaimed, and won Game of the Year

Ok?

What does that have to do with anything?
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'After pondering deeply the general trends of the world and the actual conditions obtaining in Our Empire today, We have decided to effect a settlement of the present situation by resorting to an extraordinary measure. We have ordered Our Government to communicate to the Governments of the United States, Great Britain, China and the Soviet Union that Our Empire accepts the provisions of their Joint Declaration.

To strive for the common prosperity and happiness of all nations as well as the security and well-being of Our subjects is the solemn obligation which has been handed down by Our Imperial Ancestors and which lies close to Our heart. Indeed, We declared war on America and Britain out of Our sincere desire to ensure Japan's self-preservation and the stabilization of East Asia, it being far from Our thought either to infringe upon the sovereignty of other nations or to embark upon territorial aggrandizement. But now the war has lasted for nearly four years.

Despite the best that has been done by everyonethe gallant fighting of the military and naval forces, the diligence and assiduity of Our servants of the State, and the devoted service of Our one hundred million peoplethe war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage, while the general trends of the world have all turned against her interest. Moreover, the enemy has begun to employ a new and most cruel bomb, the power of which to do damage is, indeed, incalculable, taking the toll of many innocent lives.

Should we continue to fight, not only would it result in an ultimate collapse and obliteration of the Japanese nation, but also it would lead to the total extinction of human civilization. Such being the case, how are We to save the millions of Our subjects, or to atone Ourselves before the hallowed spirits of Our Imperial Ancestors?

This is the reason why We have ordered the acceptance of the provisions of the Joint Declaration of the Powers.... The hardships and sufferings to which Our nation is to be subjected hereafter will be certainly great. We are keenly aware of the inmost feelings of all of you, Our subjects. However, it is according to the dictates of time and fate that We have resolved to pave the way for a grand peace for all the generations to come by enduring the unendurable and suffering what is unsufferable.'

People talk about the bombing and WW2 a lot but I never see people talk about this speach often and it's interesting, especially considering Japan's "Absolute Bloodletting" attitude of it's fiercely loyal and aggressive military.

But man talk about understatement of the year, perhaps century.

Russia knocking at your door (Well in fairness, this speach was a day before the invasion but they knew it was coming), 2 atomic bombs, Germany in ruins. Russia + the West kicking the shit out of you. Every plan you ever had failing

"Well it hasn't necessarily developed to our advantage." would make me laugh if it wasn't such a grim and inhumane situation.

This emperor had some balls and some compassion. A rare combination.
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Makes you sick.
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Jesus Christ Doom_art.

THEY ARE LITERALLY MAGIC

This is like going "How did Jesus walk on water. Humans can't walk on water."

That's the entire point.

"How did Starscream transform into a plane. I can't transform into a plane. I don't understand it"
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She's everything you'd want in your ideal woman in every way except that she is a massive Voltron fangirl.

She has her own Voltron room to store all of her Voltron collectibles, toys, dvds, posters etc. She can list every episode in order by it's title, always dresses up as Voltron characters for Halloween or costume parties. She has robots that combine into sex toys, is an active part of Voltron fansites and writes Voltron fanfiction as well as drawing Voltron fanart.

She goes to Comic/Sci-fi cons to find Voltron stuff and meet up with other Voltron fans and she likes nothing more in the world than to sit and watch episodes of Voltron with you.

If she has a son she really wants to call him Lance and if she has a daughter she really wants to call her Allura. In honor of Voltron.



Basically she treats Voltron the way practicing devout Christians treat the Bible and Jesus or Muslims treat the Qu'ran and Muhammad.

Could you handle that?
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Distant_Rainbow posted...

Shoot him.

Jeez
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You're minding your own businsess watching TV when suddenly you hear a very heavy breathing and dishevelled Santa burst in. His eyes are heavy, face covered in wrinkles, messy unkempt hair, tattered and torn red clothes which have mud and twigs caught in them. He has also lost a lot of weight.

"Ho.ho...ugh..Here little lad. I've brought you your presents for being a good boy this year." he says as he rumbles in his sack for an uncomfortable amount of time then pulls out your presents with a shakey arm.

A Sega Dreamast with Shenmue and Dead or Alive 2.
Batman The Animated Series season 1 on VHS.
A bag of marbles.
And a Bart Simpson doll. With skateboard, slingshot and dog.

"Sorry it took so long but there's just so many kids now you see.. There never used to be so many..And thy all want so much.. Kids used to just want their family and a wooden train. Now they want to escape their family and have everything... and everyone now keeps moving, different homes all the time... And the elves, the poor exhausted elves. They can't keep up. And Mrs Claus just hasn't been the same since the stroke... Ah but you don't want to hear this and I can't stay and chat. I still have 740 million more presents to deliver... Then.. I can finally get a break before next year..."



He then almost collaspes as he tries to leave but manages to waddle out and continue his journey.

How do you react? What do you do?
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He's now pulled his console
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Big_Nabendu posted...

I really am grateful i have no idea what you're talking about

There's an episode where Chandler was watching porn and about to jerk off.

His girlfriend comes in and he jumps in surprise, then quickly switches the channel. Hoping she didn't notice.

However she DID notice he was about to jerk off (and didn't care) and just didn't notice he changed the channel. So when he changed the station to a Shark Documentary, she thought that's what he was jerking off too.

She then had a little crisis trying to figure out why her boyfriend got off to watching sharks, and ended up trying to embrace his fetish which creeped him out.
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Police in Sagamihara, Kanagawa Prefecture, have arrested a 41-year-old man on suspicion of attempted murder after he stretched a rope across a narrow road, knocking a man off his motorcycle.

According to police, Koichi Deki, 41, a part-time employee, who was arrested on Saturday, has admitted to the charge and said he did it to relieve stress but insisted he had no intent to kill anyone, Fuji TV reported.

Street surveillance camera footage showed the suspect carrying a sign with a rope attached to it at around 3:35 a.m. on Dec 26. One end of the rope was attached to a pole by the side of the narrow road and the man placed the sign on the other side of the road. The rope was stretched across the road, about waist high.

The area was deserted at the time. Around 15 seconds later, a 45-year-old male motorcyclist was knocked off his bike and suffered a hip injury and minor injuries to his back.

Police said Deki, who lives in the neighborhood, had earlier taken the sign from the parking lot of a store. The store owner said he uses the sign and rope to keep cars from entering the parking lot after business hours.

Deki emerged as a suspect after police reviewed surveillance footage and interviewed local residents.

Deki was quoted by police as saying he was stressed out and that he knew his rope prank, as he called it, would pose a danger to motorcyclists, but he did not think it would kill anyone.

Full Article: https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-stretching-rope-across-road-injuring-motorcyclist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=AVAFh1nPlE8
80/80

Who the fuck does this at Christmas?
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ConfessPlease posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

TC is lying

Their #1 trending newstory is Trump and the shutdown:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-im-in-the-white-house-waiting-for-dems-to-negotiate-on-protracted-shutdown

And it's a headline news article.

Literally go to foxnews.com

I did
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Yeah this whole "Well can you contribute" is fishy as hell.

"Well I feel like you can't somehow so you're out."
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EnterTheTekken posted...

Also, how is the UFC "protecting" Jones when this venue change is probably going to lose the company some significant gate money?

Because they are letting him fight instead of firing him for his 3rd violation.

And gate money is close to meaningless in todays world
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ultimate reaver posted...

no I am not going to immediately jump to thinking Joan Jett or Richard Simmons are gay.

Then I'm leaving the topic because you're lying and insulting my intelligence as well as everyone else's so I have nothing further to say since it would be utterly pointless following that disclaimer.

Good day sir.
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ultimate reaver posted...

just admit you're stereotyping people and go away

People keep @ing me into the topic.

So the go away thing is dumb.

And no. A chick who rides a bike isn't gay because they ride a bike. No one said that and to imply Otherwise is a strawman. But Joan Jett the human being is gay.

Are you seriously going to sit here and pretend you believe Joan Jett, Kenneth Williams and Richard Simmons aren't gay?

I mean really are you going to insult our intelligence that severely just to make believe you can have a "Zinger"?
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TC is lying

Their #1 trending newstory is Trump and the shutdown:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-im-in-the-white-house-waiting-for-dems-to-negotiate-on-protracted-shutdown

And it's a headline news article.
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shockthemonkey posted...

Starting to think UR might be homophobic

Says the person who thinks being gay is an insult.
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Kitt posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

Kitt posted...

And I say let them be. It's an irrelevant thing to ask them in the first place. Nobody is obligated to give a clear cut answer on something like that if they want to

[Strawman]

Pls answer the question:

It's not a strawman.

"Theyre not obligated to not being irritating." isn't a defense, it's a non-statement. No one has ever said otherwise, no one is calling for arrests or fines.

But I have to say, what about them makes it "blatant"? What do you mean by "calling a spade a spade"?

I already answered this question in the other topic, which you read full well and I think even responded to.


I am not going to waste my time explaining how Richard Simmons, Kenneth Williams or Joan Jett are blatantly gay.

And you're not going to pretend you don't know that.

Now this is another example of intelligence insulting.
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I don't know what that is but it sounds dumb
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Kitt posted...

And I say let them be. It's an irrelevant thing to ask them in the first place. Nobody is obligated to give a clear cut answer on something like that if they want to

No one is obligated to use a tissue when they sneeze or wipe their ass when they poop.

No one is obligated to wear a shirt or to not run around all day going "MWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP AMAHAHAHAHAEK WEPEEPA DUKA DUPA KURPLUNK WIBBLE!" at the top of their lungs.

No one said anything about obligation, they are pointing out something that's irritating.

Of course Simmons isn't "obligated" to do jackshit other than like pay taxes and not commit crimes. But still call a spade a spade.
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And note that without strawmen no one can actually respond to my point.

All they can do is deflect it or strawman.
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shockthemonkey posted...

Dude just stop calling people gay

Wow,

You're implying being gay is an insult.
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Who cares?
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Kitt posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

Kitt posted...

All while saying people don't care about other's sexuality, while simultaneously preaching that these celebrities should clarify theirs.

Strawman.

I never said that. Let alone "preached" it.

What did you say then?

That it's irritating/weird when blatantly gay celebrities aren't either comfortable with their sexuality or just say "I don't want to talk about it." and instead act really condescendingly, saying things like "I'm not saying I am, but I'm not saying I'm not. I'm saying believe what you want. Assume away go ahead whatever you prefer! What helps you sleep at night!"

And it's irritating. Would be like if someone came into your house (wearing a Pepsi T-shirt and baseball cap) and you somewhat jokingly ask if they wanted a coke or a pepsi and they said "Maybe I want a pepsi, maybe I want a coke. I'm not saying I do, but I'm not saying I'm not. Maybe I want both! I'm saying believe what you want. Assume away go ahead whatever you prefer!"

No one cares one way or the other and no one cares if they do or don't want to talk about it.

But talking down to people or saying nonsense is weird, and very much a thing surrounding some gay celebs.

No different than it would be irritating if someone did the same thing about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. However no one does so we're not talking about it.
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Kitt posted...

All while saying people don't care about other's sexuality, while simultaneously preaching that these celebrities should clarify theirs.

Strawman.

I never said that. Let alone "preached" it.
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NibeIungsnarf posted...

If your argument for Richard Simmons being gay is "look at him!"

Strawman.

"If your argument for not being a Nazi is saying "I love Hitler!" then obviously you're a Nazi."
"but I never said that."
"OH SURE YOU DIDN'T!"

Man you can really tell who has no point when they solely have nothing but complete strawmen as their entire argument.

May as well accuse of me being pro racial segregation next. Has nothing to do with anything and I never said it, but that doesn't matter to you people.
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Funkydog posted...

I was wondering how long it would take before UR would blame Error.

I never mentioned Eror

Kitt posted...

Do you firmly believe that Joan Jett and Richard Simmons are gay

Yes

Or Bi.

shockthemonkey posted...

What was your argument as to why you think Richard Simmons is gay?

Have you ever met or seen Richard Simmons?
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shockthemonkey posted...

So the moderators agree that you shouldnt make topics calling people gay based on how they look?

Good thing I've never done that.

It's almost as if you can't actually retort to anything I said so you're making random shit up instead to argue against that instead.

Almost like you were constructing a man made of straw... If only there was a term for that.

No one apart from you has called people gay based on how they look.

Well on CE in the past week anyway. I'm sure plenty of people around the world have.
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Kitt posted...

What did you get moderated for?

"offensive"
nkl
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Kitt posted...

Do you think the topic was fairly moderated? Explain why in either case, pls.

No of course not.

But {X who knows who he is} is keen for any reason to moderate any topic or post I make so you roll with it.

Curiously tho he will let the "Omg u said if you look liek this then ur gay!" posts stand. Which says it all.

I remember when "Posting false information as fact" was the gamefaqs definition of trolling. Times change.
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shockthemonkey posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

The one where UR was calling people gay based on their appearance?

That never happened

Oh yeah, of course not. You would never do such a thing.

Indeed.

You just have no actual point or argument so you make weird strawmen and argue about them instead.
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Kitt posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

The one where UR was calling people gay based on their appearance?

That never happened

Seemed like it to me.

No it didn't.

You're just lying because you don't have an actual point so you fall on strawmen.
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shockthemonkey posted...

The one where UR was calling people gay based on their appearance?

That never happened
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Vyrulisse posted...

NibeIungsnarf posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

If you're a legit buyer why would it matter? You'll get all the stuff day 1 anyway.

I want companies to stop eroding the value of physical games media by releasing incomplete shit that requires digital downloads to make it not shit.

Physical game media is on its last legs, just gotta accept that.

"Let me roll over so they can stomp on the other side of my face"
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Police in Sendai, Miyagi Prefecture, have arrested a 27-year-old man on suspicion of robbing a convenience store.

The suspect, Kentaro Tanaka, works as a bus driver for the Sendai Transportation Department. Police said that he has admitted to robbing a FamilyMart convenience store of about 115,000 yen to pay back debts, Fuji TV reported Friday.

According to police, Tanaka entered the store at around 2:45 a.m. Thursday and asked the employee for a pack of cigarettes. He then pulled out a knife and demanded the employee hand over the money in the cash register.

Police said surveillance camera footage captured the incident, which showed the suspect wearing a black cap and white face mask. The employee was unharmed.

At 6 a.m., Tanaka showed up for his shift and drove his bus for eight hours. Police arrested him after he returned to the bus depot.

Police said Tanaka was identified by his car which street surveillance camera footage showed him getting into after he came out of the convenience store.

Full Article: https://japantoday.com/category/crime/bus-driver-goes-to-work-after-robbing-convenience-store-in-miyagi-pref


lol @ the police waiting for him to finish his shift before arresting him.
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sktgamer_13dude posted...

EliteLevel posted...

Didnt Trump once say:

"Leaders, true leaders, take responsibility for the success of the team, and understand that they must also take responsibility for the failure."

?

He said hed take ownership of a government shutdown on national TV and yet he still blames Democrats.

"It's the Democrats fault they made me do a shutdown that I own"
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Umbreon posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

Umbreon posted...

Who is "talking down to people and speaking nonsense"? Could you give an example of that please?

"I'm not saying I am, but I'm not saying I'm not. I'm saying believe what you want. Assume away go ahead whatever you prefer! What helps you sleep at night!"

I asked for a name. That hypothetical quote does nothing.

That one was Joan Jett but all three of them and many others have said esstentially the same kind of thing.

It's a common "thing"
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Mareen posted...

They don't need to.

And you don't need to cover your nose when you sneeze all over the place.

I'd still call you on it if you didn't. Just use a tissue.
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TheRealDill1999 posted...

Trump is right here. If we paid for the wall, these people would not be making this journey and dying in the process.

Yeah because when Bush built his wall that stopped people from coming
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Jiek_Fafn posted...

Explain how you think these people are acting gay.

I am not going to waste my time explaining how Richard Simmons, Kenneth Williams or Joan Jett are blatantly gay.

And you're not going to pretend you don't know that.

Now this is another example of intelligence insulting.
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shockthemonkey posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

Umbreon posted...

Who is "talking down to people and speaking nonsense"? Could you give an example of that please?

"I'm not saying I am, but I'm not saying I'm not. I'm saying believe what you want. Assume away go ahead whatever you prefer! What helps you sleep at night!"

Did you just make up a quote, attributed it to no one, and still fail to answer his question all at once?

No
Yes
No.
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ThyCorndog posted...

thronedfire2 posted...

Yeah, damn those Democrats. If we had wall funding those kids could be dying in their home country or Mexico instead

so much this. I can't believe these democrats

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Umbreon posted...

Who is "talking down to people and speaking nonsense"? Could you give an example of that please?

"I'm not saying I am, but I'm not saying I'm not. I'm saying believe what you want. Assume away go ahead whatever you prefer! What helps you sleep at night!"
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looked posted...

I never thought Joan Jett was blatantly gay

Dude come on.

Funkydog posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

Funkydog posted...

Who the fuck cares what you want when it comes to someones sexuality?

It's their business and they are under no obligation to satisfy your voyeur attitude to their life.

I agree.

But it's still weird and annoying if they are condescending.

Stop strawmanning

Who's strawmanning?

You and sutree

And perhaps they are just fed up of not being able to have an iota of privacy in their lives. Would you like it if strangers wanted to know every irrelevant detail of your life?

No one cares that you're gay, straight, bi or asexual. But talking down to people and saying nonsense is disrespectful. If you are blatantly gay just be comfortable with it or say "I dont want to talk about it."
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