Current Events > Your reaction: A very haggard Santa turns up with your presents from 2000.

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UnfairRepresent 12/30/18 6:31:25 AM #1:	You're minding your own businsess watching TV when suddenly you hear a very heavy breathing and dishevelled Santa burst in. His eyes are heavy, face covered in wrinkles, messy unkempt hair, tattered and torn red clothes which have mud and twigs caught in them. He has also lost a lot of weight. "Ho.ho...ugh..Here little lad. I've brought you your presents for being a good boy this year." he says as he rumbles in his sack for an uncomfortable amount of time then pulls out your presents with a shakey arm. A Sega Dreamast with Shenmue and Dead or Alive 2. Batman The Animated Series season 1 on VHS. A bag of marbles. And a Bart Simpson doll. With skateboard, slingshot and dog. "Sorry it took so long but there's just so many kids now you see.. There never used to be so many..And thy all want so much.. Kids used to just want their family and a wooden train. Now they want to escape their family and have everything... and everyone now keeps moving, different homes all the time... And the elves, the poor exhausted elves. They can't keep up. And Mrs Claus just hasn't been the same since the stroke... Ah but you don't want to hear this and I can't stay and chat. I still have 740 million more presents to deliver... Then.. I can finally get a break before next year..." He then almost collaspes as he tries to leave but manages to waddle out and continue his journey. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914914424] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote>You're minding your own businsess watching TV when suddenly you hear a very heavy breathing and dishevelled Santa burst in. His eyes are heavy, face covered in wrinkles, messy unkempt hair, tattered and torn red clothes which have mud and twigs caught in them. He has also lost a lot of weight. "Ho.ho...ugh..Here little lad. I've brought you your presents for being a good boy this year." he says as he rumbles in his sack for an uncomfortable amount of time then pulls out your presents with a shakey arm. A Sega Dreamast with Shenmue and Dead or Alive 2. Batman The Animated Series season 1 on VHS. A bag of marbles. And a Bart Simpson doll. With skateboard, slingshot and dog. "Sorry it took so long but there's just so many kids now you see.. There never used to be so many..And thy all want so much.. Kids used to just want their family and a wooden train. Now they want to escape their family and have everything... and everyone now keeps moving, different homes all the time... And the elves, the poor exhausted elves. They can't keep up. And Mrs Claus just hasn't been the same since the stroke... Ah but you don't want to hear this and I can't stay and chat. I still have 740 million more presents to deliver... Then.. I can finally get a break before next year..." He then almost collaspes as he tries to leave but manages to waddle out and continue his journey. How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 12/30/18 6:32:36 AM #2:	I'll nurse him back to health, then he'll want to fuck me. --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:914914439] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote>I'll nurse him back to health, then he'll want to fuck me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 12/30/18 6:39:52 AM #3:	Shoot him. According to this story I read, he who kills Santa becomes Santa. Gonna take his job and shove coal down the throats of the world's kids for eternity. Trololohohoho ya little brats --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/77111212 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:914914564] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote>Shoot him. According to this story I read, he who kills Santa becomes Santa. Gonna take his job and shove coal down the throats of the world's kids for eternity. Trololohohoho ya little brats</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 12/30/18 7:14:47 AM #4:	FF_Redux posted... I'll nurse him back to health, then he'll want to fuck me. oh --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:914915061] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote><cite>FF_Redux posted...</cite> <quote>I'll nurse him back to health, then he'll want to fuck me.</quote> oh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 12/30/18 7:21:28 AM #5:	UnfairRepresent posted... A Sega Dreamast with Shenmue Stop drilling, Santa. You hit oil. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:914915161] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>A Sega Dreamast with Shenmue</quote>Stop drilling, Santa. You hit oil.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/30/18 8:52:35 AM #6:	Distant_Rainbow posted... Shoot him. Jeez --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914916846] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote><cite>Distant_Rainbow posted...</cite> <quote>Shoot him.</quote> Jeez</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neverwin 12/30/18 8:55:16 AM #7:	This topic makes me sad. --- If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great? https://imgur.com/S0RN1 <cite>neverwin posted [p:914916897] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote>This topic makes me sad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/30/18 12:53:57 PM #8:	neverwin posted... This topic makes me sad. Yet you still ask for tons of presents every Christmas --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914924813] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote><cite>neverwin posted...</cite> <quote>This topic makes me sad.</quote> Yet you still ask for tons of presents every Christmas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neverwin 12/31/18 2:48:53 AM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... neverwin posted... This topic makes me sad. Yet you still ask for tons of presents every Christmas Nope, poor family growing up. --- If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great? https://imgur.com/S0RN1 <cite>neverwin posted [p:914964110] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>neverwin posted...</cite> <quote>This topic makes me sad.</quote> Yet you still ask for tons of presents every Christmas</quote> Nope, poor family growing up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 12/31/18 4:46:54 AM #10:	I didn't want any of that shit in 2000. I'll try to see if I can help Santa figure out who he confused me with. <cite>garan posted [p:914966489] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote>I didn't want any of that shit in 2000. I'll try to see if I can help Santa figure out who he confused me with.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iClockwork 12/31/18 4:49:55 AM #11:	Id jump his ass and take the rest of the presents. <cite>iClockwork posted [p:914966530] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote>Id jump his ass and take the rest of the presents.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 12/31/18 4:55:54 AM #12:	FF_Redux posted... I'll nurse him back to health, then he'll want to fuck me. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim <cite>MrMallard posted [p:914966639] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote><cite>FF_Redux posted...</cite> <quote>I'll nurse him back to health, then he'll want to fuck me.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/31/18 5:10:27 AM #13:	garan posted... I didn't want any of that shit in 2000. I'll try to see if I can help Santa figure out who he confused me with. Good luck with that. Billions of people all over the world. Guy he confused you with could be some fuck in Thailand who beats his wife for all you know. --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914966884] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote><cite>garan posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't want any of that shit in 2000. I'll try to see if I can help Santa figure out who he confused me with.</quote> Good luck with that. Billions of people all over the world. Guy he confused you with could be some fuck in Thailand who beats his wife for all you know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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