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TopicMy fatal flaw is always thinking I can get a hotter girl no matter what
Turtlebread
04/25/23 12:06:26 PM
#8
Theres always a hotter girl


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TopicPeople in 2017 were saying bitcoin was going be worth 1m in 10 years
Turtlebread
04/25/23 1:32:22 AM
#6
Has anyone even found a legal use for Bitcoin yet


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TopicDenzel Washington Equalizer coming back
Turtlebread
04/24/23 3:18:50 PM
#17
these movies are for boomers

i know because my dad likes them and he has terrible taste

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TopicHow do you feel about oral sex?
Turtlebread
04/24/23 12:39:24 PM
#5
Boring and I hate it

just lemme fuck

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TopicI spent some time in Vietnam this year. It was seriously awesome
Turtlebread
04/24/23 1:28:43 AM
#11
Did you wrap up

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TopicShields in Dark Souls were a mistake
Turtlebread
04/23/23 11:36:36 PM
#11
Souls vets are laughable

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TopicI wish there wete more MGS-like stealth games
Turtlebread
04/23/23 10:21:44 PM
#4
Tactical Espionage Action

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TopicElon thinks birth control could spell the end of humanity.
Turtlebread
04/23/23 4:02:50 AM
#14
Hes not concerned about the end of humanity, just his dwindling workforce

what a good little capitalist


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TopicIt would suck to be the last guy on earth
Turtlebread
04/23/23 3:59:05 AM
#6
oooooo that would be so so bad

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TopicDo most of you here, never buy Dental Floss because they usually give you
Turtlebread
04/22/23 8:51:04 AM
#30
GranTurismo posted...
what kind of shape are your teeth in, though?


Theyre all still there if that means anything

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TopicDo most of you here, never buy Dental Floss because they usually give you
Turtlebread
04/22/23 7:53:56 AM
#20
I dont floss or go to the dentist

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TopicWhy do ppl get upset about spoilers
Turtlebread
04/21/23 1:24:11 PM
#1
plots can only happen in one way, who cares if you know what happens?


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TopicMexican ban beaten and burned to death by mob. Why? He stole broccoli.
Turtlebread
04/21/23 12:44:46 PM
#12
Ban man died at the room shot up to 97 broccolis

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TopicBesides Drake, who's had the runnest run of success in the history of music?
Turtlebread
04/21/23 11:05:29 AM
#37
Most ppl when you ask them to name a drake song

who?

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TopicBesides Drake, who's had the runnest run of success in the history of music?
Turtlebread
04/21/23 1:15:05 AM
#9
most ppl cant name one drake song though

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TopicWeird how people are confused by mirrors now-a-days.
Turtlebread
04/20/23 11:47:33 PM
#29
Turbam posted...
I don't see any of you offering an explanation

the mirror is reflecting the sides of the object

thats it

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TopicMy neighbors butt is comically large
Turtlebread
04/20/23 11:35:40 PM
#2
quadzilla

what an absolute unit

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TopicWeird how people are confused by mirrors now-a-days.
Turtlebread
04/20/23 9:28:49 PM
#16
maybe mirrors are powered by AI???????

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TopicIf it came down to it, do you think you'd run into a burning building to
Turtlebread
04/20/23 11:52:52 AM
#18
Id save my dog but definitely not a baby.

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Topic2 years lifting progress (pics, stats etc)
Turtlebread
04/20/23 11:14:25 AM
#27
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



my weight

no I dont have big legs

I look fat when Im not flexing

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Topic2 years lifting progress (pics, stats etc)
Turtlebread
04/20/23 10:56:20 AM
#24
pinky0926 posted...
I remember you saying your gains haven't been what you hoped :(

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/6/AAXVGjAAEZp4.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/7/AAXVGjAAEZp5.jpg

this took 6 years

130lbs -> 200lbs

still no 4 plate deadlift

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Topic2 years lifting progress (pics, stats etc)
Turtlebread
04/20/23 10:20:23 AM
#19
Youve made more progress in 2 years than I have in 17

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TopicFitness Topic
Turtlebread
04/20/23 8:24:54 AM
#2
Do you lose calories from having diarrhea? Wondering if I have to eat more today


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TopicThe perfect girl but weed and alcoholic drinks no longer exist.
Turtlebread
04/20/23 8:17:26 AM
#33
Not even for a billion dollars

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TopicI've turned down an orgie because Tears of the Kingdom comes out that weekend
Turtlebread
04/20/23 6:53:37 AM
#6
Lets see what sunhawk thinks about this

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TopicOff duty Brazilian cop vs USA cop executing a warrant at the wrong house
Turtlebread
04/19/23 8:28:16 AM
#1
Assume both cops are your average cop


Who will win?

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TopicBlack Sabbath rhymed masses with masses in War Pigs
Turtlebread
04/19/23 4:44:07 AM
#3
Serious_Cat posted...
Bob Dylan rhymed "table" with "table" three times in a row.


WTF

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TopicBlack Sabbath rhymed masses with masses in War Pigs
Turtlebread
04/19/23 4:06:21 AM
#1
Thats so mid and cringe

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TopicThat feeling when you move your whole ignore list over to blocked
Turtlebread
04/17/23 10:42:14 AM
#3
aw are your fee fees easily hurt

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TopicReplace a game title with "diarrhea"
Turtlebread
04/17/23 9:31:44 AM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



love that game

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TopicWhen was the last time that you got modded on this site?
Turtlebread
04/17/23 9:15:24 AM
#9
Warned 5 days ago for literally no reason.

Mods on a power trip fr ....

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TopicBlack kid goes to wrong house to pick up siblings, shot twice by homeowner
Turtlebread
04/17/23 9:01:45 AM
#51
I said the homeowner should be shot twice

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TopicWhat amount of money would it take you to play one game of Russian Roulette?
Turtlebread
04/17/23 8:46:06 AM
#6
Id do it for free

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TopicBlack kid goes to wrong house to pick up siblings, shot twice by homeowner
Turtlebread
04/17/23 8:29:31 AM
#47
the homeowner needs to be shot twice

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Topic$1 Billion but you have to survive the Battle of the Somme
Turtlebread
04/17/23 2:21:06 AM
#4
Whats the downside?

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TopicReminder that Resident Evil Rem4ke is a crime and Capcom are liars *spoilers*
Turtlebread
04/17/23 2:08:37 AM
#3
mr_karate_II

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TopicThose two girls want to have another threesome. Well, well, well.
Turtlebread
04/16/23 11:29:44 AM
#13
Hello?

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TopicAI-Generated woman successfully sells nudes to unsuspecting reddit users
Turtlebread
04/16/23 11:25:20 AM
#15
furries gonna have a field day with this one

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TopicGod of War Ragnarok is a massive slog
Turtlebread
04/16/23 11:12:21 AM
#29
I couldnt beat the first one, started it like 3 times, but Id rather watch a movie

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TopicHow can you tell if a CEgal likes you?
Turtlebread
04/15/23 2:07:36 PM
#3
I can tell by the pixels

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TopicI actually did it. I had my first MFF threesome.
Turtlebread
04/15/23 1:44:32 PM
#14
how did it feel disappointing two girls at the same time

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TopicZoomers slammed for thinking Zendaya is above average compared to celebs of 90s
Turtlebread
04/15/23 1:42:35 PM
#8
Twitter needs to be quarantined

their shit is whack

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TopicI kissed a girl last night and her friends got mad.
Turtlebread
04/15/23 1:12:13 PM
#6
omg ... so cool

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TopicWhat % of the posters on this site do you think are bad posters?
Turtlebread
04/15/23 10:42:10 AM
#18
I think everyone except me

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TopicIn RE4 was the lord of the lake always so big?
Turtlebread
04/15/23 10:37:20 AM
#2
Yes

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TopicAnother Assassination attempt of a Japanese PM just happened
Turtlebread
04/15/23 8:34:26 AM
#9
What if they were trying to smoke him to death

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