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UnfairRepresent
04/19/23 12:07:12 PM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from appearance to career to personality except for the fact that weed and alcoholic beverages no longer exist.

Both official brands and bootlegs. You also cannot create your own.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/1/AAZiH8AADrcT.jpg

Inverse to male if that way inclined

Could you date her?

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Bass
04/19/23 12:07:43 PM
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Sure, don't use either so no downside for me.

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Solution_45
04/19/23 12:07:50 PM
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in a heartbeat
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Xatrion
04/19/23 12:08:00 PM
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Don't partake in either. Girl please.

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Prestoff
04/19/23 12:08:05 PM
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Easy yes

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Dakimakura
04/19/23 12:08:23 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Don't partake in either. Girl please.


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kage_53
04/19/23 12:08:38 PM
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I dont see the downside.
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Heartomaton
04/19/23 12:09:38 PM
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Deal. I'll miss weed personally, but this is more important.

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Jupiter
04/19/23 12:11:49 PM
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Absolutely. I don't partake in weed, and I am a very occasional/social drinker who can usually count on 1 hand how many times I drink in a year. Although this year I'm already on my second hand.

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UnfairRepresent
04/19/23 1:22:19 PM
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Jupiter posted...
Absolutely. I don't partake in weed, and I am a very occasional/social drinker who can usually count on 1 hand how many times I drink in a year. Although this year I'm already on my second hand.
... It's April...

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Tobi011
04/19/23 1:25:09 PM
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That Tifa cosplay is hot.
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Alteres
04/19/23 1:32:34 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Deal. I'll miss weed personally, but this is more important.


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catfan2008
04/19/23 1:33:02 PM
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How will this affect people currently addicted who would possible die withou being weened off

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NightRender
04/19/23 1:58:20 PM
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Is there a difference between alcoholic drinks and alcohol? I don't think removing all alcohol from existence would be good for science and industry.

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deoxxys
04/19/23 2:02:43 PM
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So I have no temptations? And a perfect partner who loves me? Sounds like the perfect life and I can die happy

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Dakimakura
04/19/23 2:08:26 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
How will this affect people currently addicted who would possible die withou being weened off

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/5/AAe_4aAAEZdN.jpg

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/19/23 2:10:52 PM
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Easily, nothing in my life would change since I do not drink or smoke.

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ANort175
04/19/23 2:13:21 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
How will this affect people currently addicted who would possible die withou being weened off
Still not seeing a downside tbh

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Croast59
04/19/23 2:15:09 PM
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Bass posted...
Sure, don't use either so no downside for me.


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gatorsPENSbucs
04/19/23 2:16:28 PM
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Nope, no girl would perfect enough for that.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/19/23 2:17:09 PM
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How would you not constantly feel insecure when dating someone so much better than you to the point of perfection? Like, dating someone better than you is all good. You should feel they're better than you, that's part of feeling love for someone. But perfection would just make your imperfections stick out like crazy and it would literally never lighten up since they'd never do anything wrong lol.

I don't consider myself super insecure, but I feel like people don't think this stuff through. I feel like most people would collapse under the pressure of trying to satisfy someone who is literally perfect

If this is all projection, Im 100% fine with that being exposed lol. Know what you're getting out of me, it's for the best :3

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voldothegr8
04/19/23 2:19:26 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Nope, no girl would perfect enough for that.
Yeah I'm kind of surprised by the poll results despite knowing how thirsty dudes are.

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Jupiter
04/19/23 2:23:13 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
... It's April...
Yes...I counted 16 weekends into the year so far. That's literally less than 1 per weekend. My number could be anywhere between 5-7. And this is just having a drink. I haven't drank enough to be drunk in years.

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UnfairRepresent
04/19/23 3:03:57 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
How would you not constantly feel insecure when dating someone so much better than you to the point of perfection? Like, dating someone better than you is all good. You should feel they're better than you, that's part of feeling love for someone. But perfection would just make your imperfections stick out like crazy and it would literally never lighten up since they'd never do anything wrong lol.

I don't consider myself super insecure, but I feel like people don't think this stuff through. I feel like most people would collapse under the pressure of trying to satisfy someone who is literally perfect

If this is all projection, Im 100% fine with that being exposed lol. Know what you're getting out of me, it's for the best :3
It's what YOU consider the perfect girl

If you collaspe under the pressure of dating her then you're either a masochist or it's not your perfect girl

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catfan2008
04/19/23 3:04:55 PM
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can you please explain how this will effect people who would die if cut off from their phyiscal depandency on it
I can't vote until I know if I'll be responsible for deaths

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MICHALECOLE
04/19/23 3:05:04 PM
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As a bartender.. no
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MICHALECOLE
04/19/23 3:05:25 PM
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catfan2008 posted...
can you please explain how this will effect people who would die if cut off from their phyiscal depandency on it
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Compsognathus
04/19/23 3:07:56 PM
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I like a good drink but not having alcohol would be a tremendous net positive for the world.

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Mistere_Man
04/19/23 3:08:18 PM
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I dont use either, but no. Many people need weed for illnesses and pain management. Life has enough pain in it already.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/19/23 3:14:14 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
It's what YOU consider the perfect girl

If you collaspe under the pressure of dating her then you're either a masochist or it's not your perfect girl

Yeah. Ill give that to you since I considered that right after my post lol. I disagree with your shallow understanding of my post tho. >_>. Im definitely not a masochist in anything outside of gaming. Kindness is the very top of my priorities in finding an S.O.

Edit: I realized you might of meant Id want it to not work out and be in the low of that. Also, not true at all. Though, it's better to love and lost imo

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IfGodCouldDie
04/19/23 3:17:24 PM
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Cocao plants still exist so sure

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UnfairRepresent
04/20/23 8:16:11 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
I like a good drink but not having alcohol would be a tremendous net positive for the world.
hmm

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Turtlebread
04/20/23 8:17:26 AM
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Not even for a billion dollars

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rexcrk
04/20/23 8:19:45 AM
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That would be my idea scenario. I dont drink or do any drugs (which, ironically, is a big contributor to why girls dont like me lmaooo)


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tripleh213
04/20/23 8:23:22 AM
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No

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KnightofShikari
04/20/23 8:24:26 AM
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sad about the weed but i want a perfect futanari wife more than anything

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Stagmar
04/20/23 9:15:28 AM
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You dont even have to throw in the perfect girl to get me to say yes.

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bigblu89
04/20/23 9:30:37 AM
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Easily.

I drink, like 6 beers a month, tops.

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