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Topic"When they go low, we go high"
Turtlebread
02/22/21 10:42:03 AM
#135
shockthemonkey posted...
lmfao now hes melting down on the meltdown subreddit


that place is one of the saddest corners of the internet Ive ever seen

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TopicDumpy looking Arkansas redneck kills jogger, has sex with her body.
Turtlebread
02/19/21 11:06:47 PM
#31
Why are ugly fat people always the worst of society?

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TopicPizza man acquitted of child porn after porn star herself flew in to testify
Turtlebread
02/18/21 12:36:35 PM
#48
BeyondWalls posted...
Its scary that this dude almost went to prison for doing absolutely nothing wrong.


now think of all the people who actually went to prison for doing nothing wrong

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Topicwhy do anime girls with glasses tend to look kinda bad
Turtlebread
02/18/21 10:08:39 AM
#2
cause you need glasses famalam

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TopicRush Limbaugh would give 'AIDS Updates' to celebrate and mock AIDS related death
Turtlebread
02/17/21 10:50:04 PM
#58
wheres the respect the dead patrol

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TopicBBC allegedly adds grey filter to picture of China
Turtlebread
02/17/21 12:42:53 PM
#75
I dont care as long as it makes China look like shit.

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Topicwait, most mortgages are 30 years?
Turtlebread
02/17/21 12:39:13 PM
#5
80% of people die before paying off their mortgages

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TopicIt's amazing what a little bit of make-up can do
Turtlebread
02/17/21 10:39:17 AM
#8
TopicWhy is S.Korea so damn morbid with its movies?
Turtlebread
02/17/21 8:51:07 AM
#18
pinky0926 posted...
I saw the devil

he got his revenge though

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Topicmy son wants minecraft steve in age of calamity
Turtlebread
02/17/21 6:20:06 AM
#16
Yo whats up minecraft steve

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TopicWhy is S.Korea so damn morbid with its movies?
Turtlebread
02/17/21 5:07:20 AM
#9
yeah they usually go all out with the tragedy

wouldnt mind if they toned it down a little


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Topicnuclear waste disposal warning sounds like seal of ancient evil in fantasy JRPG
Turtlebread
02/17/21 3:38:22 AM
#5
Why dont they just say no entry

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TopicTwitch streamer banned for threatening to break son's neck
Turtlebread
02/17/21 2:26:34 AM
#9
Lol fucking gamers shouldnt be having children


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Topicaustralian children show pre sjw days
Turtlebread
02/17/21 2:17:31 AM
#2
horrible accents


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Topicall ur signatures suck
Turtlebread
02/17/21 2:15:45 AM
#30
Mine is really good

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TopicFor those who like to gamble on stocks
Turtlebread
02/17/21 2:10:23 AM
#2
Sounds like a fantastic way to go broke

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TopicGood news: saved a fuck ton of money. Bad news: I'm going to die
Turtlebread
02/17/21 2:09:13 AM
#7
Kastrada posted...
Korean milk takes for FUCKING ever to spoil though. You should be safe.

is this true and how?

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TopicHumans sure are hot.
Turtlebread
02/16/21 1:29:58 PM
#18
Humans are definitely in the top 5

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TopicIt's amazing what a little bit of make-up can do
Turtlebread
02/16/21 1:00:09 PM
#1


the left is with makeup and the right is without it I guess

amazing!

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TopicI wish I could show pics of the ass I'm tapping
Turtlebread
02/16/21 8:23:43 AM
#13
what ethnicity

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TopicIf I could teleport i'd teleport my cold ass to Australia.
Turtlebread
02/16/21 7:22:06 AM
#9
it's so hot here I can barely get a good night's sleep

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TopicDo nerds really believe this?
Turtlebread
02/16/21 6:58:39 AM
#38
Another_Voice posted...
This comic is stupid. I'm going to let you all in on a little something: Women want to be savagely dominated. It is what it is. I've had sex with over 40 women at this point, and every single one, all of them, wanted to do some weird mock r*** play and get utterly destroyed/humiliated sexually. l've put them on a leash and collar and walked them naked around the house, made them piss outside like a dog, then done them rough on the hardwood floor, and they were in a state of blissful elation that lasted for days. For some reason, treating them this way made them worship the ground I walked on. Treating them nicely got me drama and petty vindictive bullshit.

Contrary to popular belief, they weren't made this way by society, or corrupted/perverted media or influence. This is what they've always been, it's that simple. Drop the nice guy stuff and just embrace what they are. Or, continue to be miserable, it's your choice.


the comic is cringe but this is worse

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Topicim just gonna leave this here guys =]
Turtlebread
02/16/21 6:08:32 AM
#24
TopicI actually did work today!!!
Turtlebread
02/16/21 5:59:56 AM
#5
that's 15 minutes you could have spent shit posting

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Topici bent down to pick up fallen pen and got saliva into my respiratory tract
Turtlebread
02/15/21 11:47:56 PM
#6
TopicHoly fucking SHIT dat hot reddit chick's BF has allowed her to sell lewds again!
Turtlebread
02/15/21 11:02:26 PM
#41
Her face kind of looks like handsome squidward

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TopicI finally hit a 500 lb deadlift today
Turtlebread
02/15/21 10:13:31 PM
#17
Im like the same height and weight except my dl is 330lbs and my bench is 275lbs

I have bad posture so my deadlift suffers a lot

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TopicI finally hit a 500 lb deadlift today
Turtlebread
02/15/21 10:09:50 PM
#15
How tall are you TC

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Topic'Good Girls' season 3 coming to Netflix at 2AM tonight
Turtlebread
02/15/21 10:07:35 PM
#6
Shablagoo posted...
'Good Girls' season 3 coming to Netflix at 2AM tonight



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Topic'Good Girls' season 3 coming to Netflix at 2AM tonight
Turtlebread
02/15/21 10:03:10 PM
#4
I prefer goo girls

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Topichow much bitcoin do you own?
Turtlebread
02/15/21 4:34:03 AM
#5
so much that I refuse to be lumped in with the 450k group

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TopicAnyone seen the video if that guy in Philadelphia murdering his neighbors?
Turtlebread
02/13/21 3:25:04 AM
#6
he shot them with 3 different guns

mans mad

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TopicDoctors are mostly useless.
Turtlebread
02/13/21 2:25:49 AM
#1
You go in and pay like $200 for some pretentious wanker to not take your problem seriously.

Cant wait until we have robot doctors.

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TopicDoes CE have ANY interests apart from super hero franchises?
Turtlebread
02/12/21 11:34:15 AM
#2
do you ever have anything interesting to say

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Topici have no idea why other brits think we're too london centric
Turtlebread
02/12/21 7:49:32 AM
#2
if u aint in london u aint SHIT

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TopicTo people who call other Soyboys... Have you ever drank like alot of whole milk?
Turtlebread
02/12/21 7:38:16 AM
#3
Yes

drink lactose free milk

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TopicYou think you were ever someones ''one dat got away''?
Turtlebread
02/12/21 7:33:28 AM
#13
Topic#canceldisneyplus
Turtlebread
02/11/21 11:30:30 PM
#61
I really just got modded for saying disney is literally hitler in this topic

mods are literally a joke


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Topic#canceldisneyplus
Turtlebread
02/11/21 3:29:40 PM
#7
disney is literally hitler

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TopicFuck, I couldn't get past 405 deadlift tonight
Turtlebread
02/11/21 2:57:28 AM
#7
Is that what your usual routine for DL looks like?

If I used the same volume it wouldnt do anything for me, but if you can deadlift 405 it clearly works for you

I do 10x5 225 every other day because my genetics suck, never was able to get better at lifting from low reps.

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TopicFuck, I couldn't get past 405 deadlift tonight
Turtlebread
02/11/21 2:45:37 AM
#5
TopicWish much luck. I'm gonna see if my work crush even cares about me.
Turtlebread
02/11/21 2:27:47 AM
#2
No, I dont think I will.

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TopicMan just threw $20 into Bitcoin (BTC)
Turtlebread
02/11/21 2:21:58 AM
#8
man you are gonna be so rich

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TopicPretty dumb for Gina Carano to risk the only she had going in her career
Turtlebread
02/10/21 11:37:45 PM
#3
Shes so brave though


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TopicPeople that purposely type *LikE ThiS* really annoy df out of me.
Turtlebread
02/10/21 11:35:09 PM
#15
EmbraceOfDeath posted...
iRoNiC ThAt tHe dUmBeSt pEoPlE ArE ThE OnEs wHo uSe iT MoSt


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TopicPedro Pascal will be Joel in HBO's TLOU
Turtlebread
02/10/21 10:58:10 PM
#10
I hope theres no buff women in this show or as a gamer Im going to lose my fucking shit

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TopicGme still a good way to make money right?
Turtlebread
02/10/21 1:52:00 PM
#2
Yeah short the FUCK outta it

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TopicTalking to another person today about a potential job
Turtlebread
02/10/21 1:24:58 PM
#17
Recruitment terminology is cringe bro

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