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TopicRadio: Girl won't go out with gut because in a past life
Turtlebread
09/13/17 11:54:27 AM
#4
Guts...had a hard life.
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TopicTitanfall 2 horde mode is pretty good
Turtlebread
09/13/17 11:31:32 AM
#3
i dunno man there's probably gonna be a 200gb update because i haven't played that game in like 6 months
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TopicPenis!
Turtlebread
09/13/17 6:45:39 AM
#6
i'm mike penis

i'm named after my dad's penis
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TopicHello pinky.
Turtlebread
09/13/17 6:17:26 AM
#4
prolly cause you're an envious weirdo

and it's not like he even makes much of an effort to hide his personal life
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TopicYou ever have sex so good you have to tell strangers on the internet?
Turtlebread
09/12/17 11:52:07 AM
#3
Yeah, with your mom.
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TopicLow hops, high malt
Turtlebread
09/12/17 11:40:44 AM
#21
All beer tastes bad.
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TopicSeeing IT in roughly 3 hours.
Turtlebread
09/12/17 9:52:07 AM
#3
vegys can lick too
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TopicHow old are your parents?
Turtlebread
09/12/17 9:51:43 AM
#4
TopicUh, so apparently I'm on a "hit list".
Turtlebread
09/12/17 5:05:23 AM
#4
just hire your local italian mafia to sort them out
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TopicI have to memorize a 7000 word speech by 5pm
Turtlebread
09/12/17 4:46:31 AM
#1
i only have 15 minutes holy shit
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TopicWhat was your life like in: 2017, 2012, 2007,2002, 1997, 1992?
Turtlebread
09/12/17 2:19:46 AM
#13
trash trash trash trash trash trash
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Topic/r/rickandmorty reacts to criticism of Rick And Morty
Turtlebread
09/12/17 12:25:08 AM
#20
TopicMy group member for this project just rekt me
Turtlebread
09/11/17 11:06:37 PM
#1
He wrote fucking garbage for his part of the report and now I have to present his part in a speech

How embarrassing
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Topicwhy's there a part of youtube where shitty beats are laid on ghibli backgrounds
Turtlebread
09/11/17 12:30:34 PM
#6
I totally know what you mean





it's just hipster weaboos I think
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
Turtlebread
09/11/17 12:21:36 PM
#70
TopicWhy are full bushes so uncommon in porn?
Turtlebread
09/11/17 5:07:31 AM
#12
TopicITT: We virtue signal
Turtlebread
09/10/17 11:24:49 PM
#5
Genocide is wrong
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TopicIs anyone here good with biochemistry related math? <_< need help with HW
Turtlebread
09/10/17 11:19:01 PM
#9
And then I said, 'that's not a hydroxide ion, that's my wife!'
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TopicGame series where the sequel was worse than the first game?
Turtlebread
09/10/17 10:34:33 AM
#3
TopicSo, my college didn't think to put Linear Algebra as a prereq to physics...
Turtlebread
09/10/17 10:07:55 AM
#5
REMercsChamp posted...
Learn it on your own - why does the university have to hold your hand for you?


this
don't expect universities to teach you anything
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TopicITT: Facts
Turtlebread
09/10/17 8:58:20 AM
#7
not listening sorry
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TopicITT: Facts
Turtlebread
09/10/17 8:49:43 AM
#4
fact: you don't have to listen to anyone ever
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TopicWould you kill someone if they were stealing your video game collection?
Turtlebread
09/10/17 4:55:00 AM
#15
no because they're fucking video games
fuckin nerds man
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TopicThe nerd voice... Where does it come from?
Turtlebread
09/10/17 4:41:27 AM
#3
Low T E S T O S T E R O N E
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Topic50000 idiots have banded together to support shooting down a hurricane
Turtlebread
09/10/17 4:17:03 AM
#27
i'll get the darwin awards out
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Topicis bloodborne actually that difficult a game?
Turtlebread
09/09/17 3:01:04 PM
#16
orphan of kos is hard
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TopicLiberal woman walked through migrant neighborhood naked to prove they are all
Turtlebread
09/09/17 2:56:42 PM
#6
I think this would happen anywhere, with any group of people.
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TopicIs there a word for wanting everyone on the planet to die?
Turtlebread
09/09/17 11:53:33 AM
#7
Topichow are you preparing for the Indian century?
Turtlebread
09/09/17 11:12:34 AM
#3
i've learnt 3 indian dialects and have a masters degree in electrical engineering
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TopicThe Voynich Manuscript has been solved / decided!
Turtlebread
09/09/17 10:59:44 AM
#6
EternalDivide posted...
So all of that hoo ha and it tells us what? A big fat nothing.
I've been hearing about this thing for my entire life. About fanciful creatures and plants drawn in it that don't exist. Women bathing with tubes and shit. And what does it turn out to be? A bunch of idiots drawing bs to represent a plant that they saw but decide to draw as crap that looks nothing like it. And the women bathing? Just baths.

Here is a dandelion and it's good for headaches. Let's see. I think I'll explain it in code and then draw that dandelion as a twelve headed monster plant with teeth and breathing fire on top of a pentagram because I'm evidently nothing but an asshole.
That's the thought process here.


this
3/10 book
would not read again
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TopicI keep trying to play Crusader Kings 2 but I get so overwhelmed
Turtlebread
09/09/17 10:17:56 AM
#2
all you have to do is have lots of kids and murder the ones with negative traits
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Topicthis is the future Liberals want
Turtlebread
09/09/17 7:37:49 AM
#2
looks like something alex jones would come up with
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Topiclike dogs? Alpha is a movie about the first human/dog friendship in history
Turtlebread
09/09/17 7:16:39 AM
#14
CountessRolab posted...
Zikten posted...
OwlRammer posted...
fake, they didn't speak english back then

they are speaking some caveman language. english is just used for the audience.


They should be speaking in caveman but with english subtitles then


this
i hate it when they don't put any effort in
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Topicwhen you send a naughty text to bae but all you get it "k night"
Turtlebread
09/08/17 5:37:27 PM
#3
haha so relatable


not
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TopicPitchfork: XXXTentacions Reported Victim Details Pattern of Abuse in Testimony.
Turtlebread
09/08/17 3:44:26 PM
#3
i always think of hentai when i see that dude's stage name
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Topichow do you deal with not being the best at everything
Turtlebread
09/08/17 3:42:08 PM
#4
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Fits of rage and window smashing get me through it.


that's my method too
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Topichow do you deal with not being the best at everything
Turtlebread
09/08/17 3:40:01 PM
#1
aside from being the best at everything?
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TopicWell ce, I'm hitting da road today. Traffic looks like a bitch doe
Turtlebread
09/08/17 12:44:37 PM
#26
can someone please meet up with vegy
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TopicThe Steam store is currently blocked in my country.
Turtlebread
09/08/17 8:40:31 AM
#3
HAHA malaysia gon malaysia
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TopicPoison Ivy cosplay is almost always sexualised (sexually)
Turtlebread
09/08/17 4:48:17 AM
#17
i already jerked off today though
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Topicwhite chick selling virginity for 25k
Turtlebread
09/08/17 4:46:55 AM
#32
TopicDog balances 3 delicious treats on his nose
Turtlebread
09/08/17 3:32:11 AM
#2
UnfairRepresent posted...
Imagine balancing 3 slices of pizza on your face.


obviously this isn't a fair comparison
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Topiclol i love how butthurt you all get over my topics
Turtlebread
09/08/17 3:27:55 AM
#2
TopicSupergirl #12
Turtlebread
09/08/17 3:25:42 AM
#11
barbie is at least 20 so I don't know what you're smoking bro
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TopicTRUTH: People that would save an animal over a human are scum.
Turtlebread
09/08/17 1:59:42 AM
#35
LinksLiege posted...
TimePharaoh posted...
lmao @ the humans are animals.

If a dog dies, who exactly cares? What complex world is being affected? That person was relevant in some manner to the world, affects the lives of multiple people, performs certain tasks that important or not have an impact.

The dog just dies. I'm sure another dog is going to be broken up for life about it.

Lulz.

This is the kind of person I'd save a dog over, troll or not.


for sure
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Topicwhat's the best way to make money if you were the strongest guy ever
Turtlebread
09/08/17 1:21:41 AM
#1
Olympics? YouTube vids?
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TopicIt was so good
Turtlebread
09/08/17 1:16:19 AM
#2
the book was better
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