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TopicWhats the most embarrassing date you've ever had?
SmokeMassTree
07/17/18 6:09:01 PM
#26
Meet this girl on tinder
Tinder leads to snapchat snapchat leads to texting
Everything goes great for a day or two
Ask her to go see Deadpool
Go to bar first
She gets there before me, starts drinking
I have two beers and some food
She has about 7 shots, two mixed drinks, and some fries from my plate
Sweet I'm definitely gonna fuck right
Movie theater is right down the street
Get in my car
She's in her car
Pull out of the bar
She attempts to pull out, wam right into a car
Oh fuck what do
Pull into store parking lot and go see if she killed someone
Girl crying but is fine
Person she hit is fine
Girl runs from car down the street
Oh fuck what is happening
Get text that she doesn't have insurance or drivers license
Asks me to take the blame
Wait for police and give them her info

Late for Deadpool
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Topic~Conspiracy Theories~
SmokeMassTree
07/17/18 9:52:28 AM
#20
So many of these are true it's hard to pick

I'm going with the moon landing

9/11 and chemtrails are right there tho

I would like to add the earth is flat, dinosaurs never existed (as portrayed in film/books/museums), and Australia isn't real
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TopicAnti-Trump protesters in Scotland
SmokeMassTree
07/17/18 7:34:01 AM
#64
Cultural appropriation!
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TopicThis 24 y/o Girl says that people prefer WHITE GIRLS over ASIANS..Is She Hot???
SmokeMassTree
07/17/18 7:32:07 AM
#16
Australia isn't real, change my mind.
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TopicTrump is a traitor to his own country.
SmokeMassTree
07/16/18 6:45:18 PM
#21
Russia is good people

Connor mcgregor just met with Putin

Nothing is bad here
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TopicWow. Amazon's Prime Day crash is affecting my Fire Stick.
SmokeMassTree
07/16/18 5:50:47 PM
#25
Watch redacted on your firestick instead
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TopicHas anyone tried both Zzzquil and Melatonin?
SmokeMassTree
07/16/18 2:18:03 PM
#25
But you'll take other drugs?



,ok
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TopicHas anyone tried both Zzzquil and Melatonin?
SmokeMassTree
07/16/18 8:58:01 AM
#21
Micro dose edibles

About 10-15 mgs in a cup of warm milk 45-60 minutes before bed.
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TopicMrs Incredibles ass and thighs
SmokeMassTree
07/15/18 10:07:41 AM
#14
Y'all need Jesus
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TopicAre emojis able to be seen on the forum?
SmokeMassTree
07/14/18 7:44:10 PM
#10

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TopicI hate running out of a manga to binge.
SmokeMassTree
07/14/18 6:00:55 PM
#6
What happened to your topic about how you think babies don't weigh a pound
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TopicPokemon Go Potd Trainer codes topic
SmokeMassTree
07/14/18 5:58:35 PM
#303
6840 3461 8999

I'm a good Pokmon friend. Ask @CarefreeDude we gift each other everyday almost
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TopicPost a selfie
SmokeMassTree
07/14/18 11:16:16 AM
#7
vocedelmorte posted...
I thought first guy and last guy is the same person. Is that what average CEman look like ? :/ mah bad its poll of the day, but it doesn't matter


Are you blind m8
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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
SmokeMassTree
07/14/18 10:27:17 AM
#154
Don't you have a degree in English that you're absolutely never going to use?

#bankteller
#ohio
#pennstateprotectedachildrapistforyears
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TopicPost a selfie
SmokeMassTree
07/14/18 10:23:24 AM
#4
https://imgur.com/kKmhhVh

Feeling good about my weight loss also

Down 60 pounds just from #carnivorediet #meatheals #carnivoreaf #plantsarentfood

What have you been doing to lose weight?
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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
SmokeMassTree
07/14/18 10:11:39 AM
#152
I have an open question for anyone that thinks it's wrong for squid or whoever to be on their phone while holding their more than likely asleep new born baby (that hopefully weighs more than 1 pound)

Is it wrong for a new parent to take a picture/video of said new born baby? Is it wrong for them to share it on social media? How long should they wait after the birth to engage in such actions?

@Jen0125
@Doctor_Foxx
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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
SmokeMassTree
07/14/18 10:06:52 AM
#151
Mead posted...
Y'all petty af


Deal with it


And here we have this woman that ignores people and then logs out just to read what they said

I can't with y'all anymore
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TopicPSA Announcement: SunWu thinks babies weigh less than a pound.
SmokeMassTree
07/14/18 9:55:39 AM
#148
Y'all petty af

Sundawg over here being sundawg

Jen over here being jealous af about another poster having a child she so desperately wants

Everyone else dawg piling for the cool points
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TopicHello!
SmokeMassTree
07/12/18 7:10:28 PM
#48
I ask everyone that question
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Topicrate the above person's public profile icon/banner
SmokeMassTree
07/12/18 4:19:51 PM
#5
Idk what were rating but eclair gets a solid waytoolongofareply/10
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TopicWould you date a cam model?
SmokeMassTree
07/12/18 4:09:57 PM
#5
Probably not but I'm sure there are some exceptions
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TopicDo you have sex with a different stranger every night?
SmokeMassTree
07/12/18 9:56:55 AM
#29
Not lately

There was a time tho when I was having sexual relations with the same 4 strangers every week.
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TopicHello!
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 8:14:15 PM
#13
Have you ever been visited by one of the posters? A female perhaps?
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TopicHello!
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 8:11:34 PM
#10
Have you ever been to the CE boards?
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Topicwhat's the deal with smokemasstree?
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 5:48:00 PM
#20
That would be too obvious, doggy.
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Topicwhat's the deal with smokemasstree?
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 4:58:01 PM
#17
Mayonnaise
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Topicwhat's the deal with smokemasstree?
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 4:18:58 PM
#13
Aculo posted...
no, he's ziggi, ok?


No, you're ziggi, ok?
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Topicwhat's the deal with smokemasstree?
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 3:54:17 PM
#9
I do not believe you
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Topicwhat's the deal with smokemasstree?
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 3:31:09 PM
#7
edededdy posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
but I would like to put it to rest.

no you dont


Yes, heliy, I would
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Topicwhat's the deal with smokemasstree?
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 3:11:12 PM
#4
I'm nice to people that are nice to me and others that are nice to the people that are nice to me.

Not sure when this animosity started between us POTd, but I would like to put it to rest.
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TopicOooh I think I got fired lmao
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 12:11:14 PM
#11
You don't work for any company now lmao hahaha

Miracle whip
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TopicOooh I think I got fired lmao
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 12:07:51 PM
#8
You're welcome
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TopicAre men physically stronger than women?
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 8:23:10 AM
#23
ToadstoolPeach posted...
Yes men are stronger but also have a shorter life span than women and a lower tolerance for pain on average.

Lies
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TopicAre men physically stronger than women?
SmokeMassTree
07/11/18 1:41:27 AM
#2
Yes
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Topicegg whites are so great
SmokeMassTree
07/10/18 8:19:28 PM
#35
Cacciato posted...
Im so damn lazy when it comes to separating the yolk and Im too cheap to buy the whites separately. Woe is me.


But you want to eat the yolk also because

SushiSquid posted...
Yolks are full of good fats and all sorts of vitamins. They're really healthy and it's such a waste to not eat them. That's not even including their great taste. Meanwhile the white is just protein water. It's good for you too, but really the yolk is the star of the egg.

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TopicWhat do u usually do when stoned?
SmokeMassTree
07/10/18 7:14:41 PM
#31
Everything
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Topicegg whites are so great
SmokeMassTree
07/10/18 3:27:37 PM
#6
You're eating eggs wrong
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TopicI actually don't think Aculo is Ziggi.
SmokeMassTree
07/09/18 2:29:09 PM
#25
OhhhJa posted...
All the supposed ziggi alts are a combination of troll police, duke, and ziggi, I'm pretty sure. Possibly even smt now. They've pretty much admitted to this



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Topicmy cat is very emotionally needy
SmokeMassTree
07/09/18 8:50:11 AM
#9
Zikten posted...
cats are pretty cool creatures. they are much smarter than people give them credit for. we trained wild dogs to live with us. cats trained us to live with them


That's not at all accurate.

You're just a bad cat owner.
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TopicNI SIHT CIPOT YAS YREVE DROW SDRAWKCAB! ko
SmokeMassTree
07/09/18 8:46:17 AM
#2
on
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TopicPokemon Go Potd Trainer codes topic
SmokeMassTree
07/08/18 5:14:36 PM
#259
https://imgur.com/H0PTH65

https://imgur.com/HlLfWm7
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TopicPokemon Go Potd Trainer codes topic
SmokeMassTree
07/08/18 3:45:04 PM
#253
Why won't y'all be my friend
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TopicBlack women are beautiful.
SmokeMassTree
07/08/18 3:05:42 PM
#51
https://imgur.com/YnXhFjN

10/10
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TopicWhelp, the UFC is now officially the new WWF
SmokeMassTree
07/08/18 9:04:01 AM
#8
Cacciato posted...
dragon504 posted...
Cacciato posted...
What happened with Lesnar? ESPN kept blowing up my phone


He showed up after the Lewis fight and was talking to Dana and gesturing at the octagon. Not much more than that.

Got it. ESPN was making it sound like he shoved him and shit


Well that's because he did.

After the Stipe/dc fight dc grabbed the mic and called out lesnar, lesnar gets in the octagon, shoves dc, couple words, dc shoves him back, Vince I mean Dana breaks them up.

Super scripted. I honestly don't understand how they thought this was a good idea. It even makes the fight seem fixed.

I really doubt Stipe would have called out lesnar if he won. I'm really looking forward to the next time I see Stipe at an event around town. So many questions about what the fuck I watched last night.
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TopicWhelp, the UFC is now officially the new WWF
SmokeMassTree
07/08/18 12:47:15 AM
#3
He looked good until he was very blatantly eye poked, and then eye poked again.

I just don't understand how the lightheavyweight champion weighs more than the heavyweight champion (former). I've called bullshit on dcs weight since he dropped.
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TopicWhelp, the UFC is now officially the new WWF
SmokeMassTree
07/08/18 12:41:20 AM
#1
Most cringe shit ever

And yes I'm salty that Stipe lost
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TopicWhy is pork the cheapest cut of meat?
SmokeMassTree
07/07/18 5:38:04 PM
#77
SunWuKung420 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
The real MVP for cheap protein goes to lentils


Nope. Nope. Nope.

1 cup of lentils only has 16.5g protein. 1 cup of black beans has 39g.


You're both...just...ugh

1 cup of prime rib has soooo much more protein (it's also more bioavailable then both), while at the same time having way more nutrients.

#carnivoreaf
#meatheals


And a vegan would need to consume 600g of mushroom to equal one chicken breast. One breast a day is more than enough protein.


You're so fucking wrong I just can't
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TopicWhy is pork the cheapest cut of meat?
SmokeMassTree
07/07/18 5:35:50 PM
#76
Doctor Foxx posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
The real MVP for cheap protein goes to lentils


Nope. Nope. Nope.

1 cup of lentils only has 16.5g protein. 1 cup of black beans has 39g.


You're both...just...ugh

1 cup of prime rib has soooo much more protein (it's also more bioavailable then both), while at the same time having way more nutrients.

#carnivoreaf
#meatheals

It is also full of saturated fat and cholesterol and absent of fiber

I said cheap protein and prime rib is not. Even on price per gram of protein lentils runs circles around beef


Those things aren't bad for you.

Not everyone is poor.
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TopicWhy is pork the cheapest cut of meat?
SmokeMassTree
07/07/18 5:07:15 PM
#64
SunWuKung420 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
The real MVP for cheap protein goes to lentils


Nope. Nope. Nope.

1 cup of lentils only has 16.5g protein. 1 cup of black beans has 39g.


You're both...just...ugh

1 cup of prime rib has soooo much more protein (it's also more bioavailable then both), while at the same time having way more nutrients.

#carnivoreaf
#meatheals
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TopicI'm at kalahari with my son and gf
SmokeMassTree
07/06/18 7:41:23 PM
#10
https://imgur.com/oCraRpQ
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