Poll of the Day > Whats the most embarrassing date you've ever had?

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DiduXD 07/16/18 4:38:47 PM #1:	My most embarrassing date was when I met a guy that had 0 manners. He was completely rude and disrespectful of my personal space. He also tried to steal from my brother and my second youngest sister(she punched him when she saw our stuff in his bag). Honestly, that was extremely embarrassing for him to do that. --- Forget what you've already won and focus on the current match. Main FC: 4313-5212-1176 IGN Matthew If we all hold on together, our dreams will never die. <cite>DiduXD posted [p:905188095] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>My most embarrassing date was when I met a guy that had 0 manners. He was completely rude and disrespectful of my personal space. He also tried to steal from my brother and my second youngest sister(she punched him when she saw our stuff in his bag). Honestly, that was extremely embarrassing for him to do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic 07/16/18 4:41:30 PM #2:	The time I thought I asked a girl on a date and she said yes then it turned out not to be a date --- Proud to be EPic Texas Aggie, Class of 2018 A-Whoop! <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:905188249] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>The time I thought I asked a girl on a date and she said yes then it turned out not to be a date</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DPsx7 07/16/18 4:46:59 PM #3:	Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked. <cite>DPsx7 posted [p:905188518] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 07/16/18 4:47:37 PM #4:	DPsx7 posted... Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked. Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh? --- I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:905188555] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote>Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked.</quote> Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic 07/16/18 4:49:06 PM #5:	lmao --- Proud to be EPic Texas Aggie, Class of 2018 A-Whoop! <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:905188638] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DPsx7 07/16/18 4:49:37 PM #6:	Smarkil posted... DPsx7 posted... Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked. Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh? No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway. <cite>DPsx7 posted [p:905188666] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote>Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked.</quote> Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh?</quote> No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vocedelmorte 07/16/18 4:49:56 PM #7:	That one time when ive met that Japanese guy online and we would get along for a few months, and then he was in my city for a day and weve met and hang out for one night before his flight, like went to movies and got drunk. And then next time we spoke he said lets be friends I was kinda embarassed of myself that i didn't impressed him enough :/ <cite>vocedelmorte posted [p:905188685] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>That one time when ive met that Japanese guy online and we would get along for a few months, and then he was in my city for a day and weve met and hang out for one night before his flight, like went to movies and got drunk. And then next time we spoke he said lets be friends I was kinda embarassed of myself that i didn't impressed him enough :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 07/16/18 4:56:56 PM #8:	probably something i don't remember because i was drunk --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:905189065] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>probably something i don't remember because i was drunk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/16/18 5:08:36 PM #9:	None. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:905189624] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>None.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 07/16/18 5:18:06 PM #10:	Never dated before I got married and never had a bad date with my husband. <3 --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:905190042] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Never dated before I got married and never had a bad date with my husband. <3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThickDaddy 07/16/18 5:19:39 PM #11:	I thought I was taking out a cute trap, but then she had a vagina. Had to kick her out. <cite>ThickDaddy posted [p:905190112] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>I thought I was taking out a cute trap, but then she had a vagina. Had to kick her out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pedro45 07/16/18 5:33:55 PM #12:	Not really romantic dates, but hung out with people of attractive nature with the possibility of more. Anyways, two different people thought I was a virgin but for opposite reasons. One thought I seemed too serious to have fun sex and the other thought I seemed too silly for like serious sex. That happened in like a two week period. Oh, when I was out with one them, someone decided to start talking to me from the street that I served at work. It was awkward cause she was dressed up and we were hanging out the first time. Kinda made it clear we were just gonna be friends. --- Warning: Sometimes biased https://imgur.com/V0x5fw8 https://imgur.com/IOovUge https://imgur.com/zw7bqPH <cite>pedro45 posted [p:905190893] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Not really romantic dates, but hung out with people of attractive nature with the possibility of more. Anyways, two different people thought I was a virgin but for opposite reasons. One thought I seemed too serious to have fun sex and the other thought I seemed too silly for like serious sex. That happened in like a two week period. Oh, when I was out with one them, someone decided to start talking to me from the street that I served at work. It was awkward cause she was dressed up and we were hanging out the first time. Kinda made it clear we were just gonna be friends.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 07/16/18 5:48:18 PM #14:	Never had one. Not even the fruit. --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:905191563] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Never had one. Not even the fruit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LOLIAmAnAlt 07/16/18 5:53:10 PM #15:	The one that should have been considered a date but wasn't. Take a girl to Disneyland and all... --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll <cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted [p:905191803] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>The one that should have been considered a date but wasn't. Take a girl to Disneyland and all...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/16/18 5:56:03 PM #16:	LOLIAmAnAlt posted... The one that should have been considered a date but wasn't. Take a girl to Disneyland and all... Why did you delete your post when it said basically the same thing? The girl paid to get in and you got in for free. We get it. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:905191937] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted...</cite> <quote>The one that should have been considered a date but wasn't. Take a girl to Disneyland and all...</quote> Why did you delete your post when it said basically the same thing? The girl paid to get in and you got in for free. We get it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 07/16/18 6:16:12 PM #17:	Not really an embarrassing date but... I was on craigslist, looking for a date. I reached out to this outdoorsy, super fit, adventurous woman. We talk, we hit it off, so I invite her on a first date; to go for a nice long hike in the Oregon wilderness. I pick her up from her place; She had a backpack full of survival gear with a machete strapped to the side. I thought bringing it along was kind of weird, but my desire to spend some time with this girl clouded my judgement. We go out into the wilderness, go for a hike. It starts out great at first. A few miles in, we come across a river. We decide to go skinny dipping and had some crazy sex by the river. Afterwards, we are covered in mud and other things, but decide to start heading back. She decides she doesn't want to get dressed again. She also wants to take a shortcut, insisting she knows the way. This naked woman covered in mud pulls out her machete, and starts hacking away through the brush. Sticks and thorns from blackberries tear at her skin along the way, adding blood to the mixture of things on her body. We go her way for quite a while. She was growing increasingly frustrated and angry. Finally, I tell her that I think we are going the wrong way, and I was going to go a different way. She objected, but ultimately decided to start following me. I get us back to a highway, and kind of tease her that i was the one that figured it out. She then grabs some nearby roadkill and throws it at me! I was rather pissed about this, but I decided just to get this over with. We walk along the highway, her still naked, until we get back to my car. only one person drove passed us on the way back. i couldn't even imagine what they thought seeing me being followed by a muddy and bloody naked woman wielding a sword. I tell her she can't get into my car unless she puts her clothes back on. After some arguing, she finally does. We had a long and awkwardly quiet drive home. I dropped her off at her place, and never spoke to her again. --- 3DS friend code: 5112-3770-6561 IGN: Chris Rock Safari: Pupitar, Rhydon, dwebble <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:905192950] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Not really an embarrassing date but... I was on craigslist, looking for a date. I reached out to this outdoorsy, super fit, adventurous woman. We talk, we hit it off, so I invite her on a first date; to go for a nice long hike in the Oregon wilderness. I pick her up from her place; She had a backpack full of survival gear with a machete strapped to the side. I thought bringing it along was kind of weird, but my desire to spend some time with this girl clouded my judgement. We go out into the wilderness, go for a hike. It starts out great at first. A few miles in, we come across a river. We decide to go skinny dipping and had some crazy sex by the river. Afterwards, we are covered in mud and other things, but decide to start heading back. She decides she doesn't want to get dressed again. She also wants to take a shortcut, insisting she knows the way. This naked woman covered in mud pulls out her machete, and starts hacking away through the brush. Sticks and thorns from blackberries tear at her skin along the way, adding blood to the mixture of things on her body. We go her way for quite a while. She was growing increasingly frustrated and angry. Finally, I tell her that I think we are going the wrong way, and I was going to go a different way. She objected, but ultimately decided to start following me. I get us back to a highway, and kind of tease her that i was the one that figured it out. She then grabs some nearby roadkill and throws it at me! I was rather pissed about this, but I decided just to get this over with. We walk along the highway, her still naked, until we get back to my car. only one person drove passed us on the way back. i couldn't even imagine what they thought seeing me being followed by a muddy and bloody naked woman wielding a sword. I tell her she can't get into my car unless she puts her clothes back on. After some arguing, she finally does. We had a long and awkwardly quiet drive home. I dropped her off at her place, and never spoke to her again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThickDaddy 07/16/18 6:20:42 PM #18:	CarefreeDude posted... Damn, I would have put a baby in that crazy. <cite>ThickDaddy posted [p:905193209] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarefreeDude posted...</cite> Damn, I would have put a baby in that crazy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LOLIAmAnAlt 07/16/18 6:32:40 PM #19:	wwinterj25 posted... LOLIAmAnAlt posted... The one that should have been considered a date but wasn't. Take a girl to Disneyland and all... Why did you delete your post when it said basically the same thing? The girl paid to get in and you got in for free. We get it. I feel honored that you read and remembered my deleted post. --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll <cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted [p:905193903] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted...</cite> <quote>The one that should have been considered a date but wasn't. Take a girl to Disneyland and all...</quote> Why did you delete your post when it said basically the same thing? The girl paid to get in and you got in for free. We get it.</quote> I feel honored that you read and remembered my deleted post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/16/18 6:38:27 PM #20:	LOLIAmAnAlt posted... I feel honored that you read and remembered my deleted post. Don't. I've already forgot about it. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:905194204] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted...</cite> <quote>I feel honored that you read and remembered my deleted post.</quote> Don't. I've already forgot about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Andromicus 07/16/18 6:40:42 PM #21:	ThickDaddy posted... I thought I was taking out a cute trap, but then she had a vagina. Had to kick her out. Holy shit dude you barely dodged the bullet --- PotD's official master braider <cite>Andromicus posted [p:905194335] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThickDaddy posted...</cite> <quote>I thought I was taking out a cute trap, but then she had a vagina. Had to kick her out.</quote> Holy shit dude you barely dodged the bullet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pus_N_Pecans 07/16/18 7:24:35 PM #22:	MrMelodramatic posted... The time I thought I asked a girl on a date and she said yes then it turned out not to be a date Pretty much this, but worse. Girl asked me to go to an anime club with her. Went and ended up sitting between her and her boyfriend. It was pretty miserable. --- My arts- http://gopherguy.deviantart.com/ <cite>Pus_N_Pecans posted [p:905196807] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrMelodramatic posted...</cite> <quote>The time I thought I asked a girl on a date and she said yes then it turned out not to be a date </quote> Pretty much this, but worse. Girl asked me to go to an anime club with her. Went and ended up sitting between her and her boyfriend. It was pretty miserable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/16/18 7:57:27 PM #23:	Well this one time I was very much aroused at the site of a naked woman. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:905198683] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Well this one time I was very much aroused at the site of a naked woman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiduXD 07/17/18 5:08:08 PM #24:	Sarcasthma posted... Well this one time I was very much aroused at the site of a naked woman. Go on... --- Forget what you've already won and focus on the current match. Main FC: 4313-5212-1176 IGN Matthew If we all hold on together, our dreams will never die. <cite>DiduXD posted [p:905250712] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>Well this one time I was very much aroused at the site of a naked woman.</quote> Go on...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 07/17/18 5:49:22 PM #25:	DPsx7 posted... Never asked or been asked. keyblader1985 posted... Never had one These. DiduXD posted... ... I believe he refers to that guy whom Jen quoted in her signature. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:905253030] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote>Never asked or been asked.</quote> <cite>keyblader1985 posted...</cite> <quote>Never had one</quote> These. <cite>DiduXD posted...</cite> <quote>...</quote> I believe he refers to that guy whom Jen quoted in her signature.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 07/17/18 6:09:01 PM #26:	Meet this girl on tinder Tinder leads to snapchat snapchat leads to texting Everything goes great for a day or two Ask her to go see Deadpool Go to bar first She gets there before me, starts drinking I have two beers and some food She has about 7 shots, two mixed drinks, and some fries from my plate Sweet I'm definitely gonna fuck right Movie theater is right down the street Get in my car She's in her car Pull out of the bar She attempts to pull out, wam right into a car Oh fuck what do Pull into store parking lot and go see if she killed someone Girl crying but is fine Person she hit is fine Girl runs from car down the street Oh fuck what is happening Get text that she doesn't have insurance or drivers license Asks me to take the blame Wait for police and give them her info Late for Deadpool --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:905254074] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Meet this girl on tinder Tinder leads to snapchat snapchat leads to texting Everything goes great for a day or two Ask her to go see Deadpool Go to bar first She gets there before me, starts drinking I have two beers and some food She has about 7 shots, two mixed drinks, and some fries from my plate Sweet I'm definitely gonna fuck right Movie theater is right down the street Get in my car She's in her car Pull out of the bar She attempts to pull out, wam right into a car Oh fuck what do Pull into store parking lot and go see if she killed someone Girl crying but is fine Person she hit is fine Girl runs from car down the street Oh fuck what is happening Get text that she doesn't have insurance or drivers license Asks me to take the blame Wait for police and give them her info Late for Deadpool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 07/17/18 9:25:04 PM #27:	LOL at her expecting you to take the blame. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:905265175] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>LOL at her expecting you to take the blame.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LOLIAmAnAlt 07/17/18 9:39:57 PM #28:	deadpool 1 or 2 --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll <cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted [p:905266059] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>deadpool 1 or 2</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garlands_Soul 07/17/18 9:47:17 PM #29:	Not really embarrassing but I had a girl ask me what would happen if she grabbed me and jumped in front of a truck before in a non-joking manner while we were walking down the street. --- "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" <cite>Garlands_Soul posted [p:905266477] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Not really embarrassing but I had a girl ask me what would happen if she grabbed me and jumped in front of a truck before in a non-joking manner while we were walking down the street.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightengale 07/17/18 9:52:31 PM #30:	I went to a guy's house and it was fine for a while, then his roommate came home with his girlfriend and just hung out in the room with us, doing the typical touchy-feely couple things. The guy was all "you don't mind do you" about it and I definitely did mind but what are you gonna do, just walk out? So we white-knuckled it through a movie and I made an excuse to leave right after and never talked to him again. He seemed pretty annoyed cuz I guess he thought he was getting sex but I was just so weirded out at that point it was not happening. tl;dr watched a movie in a dingy basement with three strangers, one of which was trying to smash --- Don't give up, skeleton! <cite>Nightengale posted [p:905266769] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>I went to a guy's house and it was fine for a while, then his roommate came home with his girlfriend and just hung out in the room with us, doing the typical touchy-feely couple things. The guy was all "you don't mind do you" about it and I definitely did mind but what are you gonna do, just walk out? So we white-knuckled it through a movie and I made an excuse to leave right after and never talked to him again. He seemed pretty annoyed cuz I guess he thought he was getting sex but I was just so weirded out at that point it was not happening. tl;dr watched a movie in a dingy basement with three strangers, one of which was trying to smash</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboXgp89 07/17/18 10:02:12 PM #31:	I went bowling, there was glow in the dark bowling, we chose the well lit side, because I liked it better. girl starts talking about gurren lagen and makomo or whatever that bitches name is I roll my ball and it's a gutter ball, I start screaming that makomo is a whore, i turn around and scream whore at the opposite side of the bowling alley she thought it was funny but while she was walking to her car i smacked her ass i saw her again at my school one day a year later and could have asked her out she was happy but i was embareassed... <cite>RoboXgp89 posted [p:905267425] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>I went bowling, there was glow in the dark bowling, we chose the well lit side, because I liked it better. girl starts talking about gurren lagen and makomo or whatever that bitches name is I roll my ball and it's a gutter ball, I start screaming that makomo is a whore, i turn around and scream whore at the opposite side of the bowling alley she thought it was funny but while she was walking to her car i smacked her ass i saw her again at my school one day a year later and could have asked her out she was happy but i was embareassed...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 07/17/18 10:10:50 PM #32:	Went on a kind of double date with my friend, his girl and her sister. "Kind of" because we were at a bar my friend was working at. I was besotted and super nervous, so I guess I was drinking pretty fast. It was all good though, until my friend finished work and the four of us went back to their place. My friend started passing round a J and I partook which was dumb because I have a very low tolerance as it is, especially when drunk. I was keeping it together though, until we started playing Mario Kart and I stupidly picked Rainbow Fucking Road when it was my turn to choose the track. Combination of drink, weed and all those goddamn flashing colours had me running to the bathroom and throwing up everywhere. Fled the house and profusely apologised the next day. Worked out though. Made a better impression the following evening and ended up dating for three months. --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:905267951] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Went on a kind of double date with my friend, his girl and her sister. "Kind of" because we were at a bar my friend was working at. I was besotted and super nervous, so I guess I was drinking pretty fast. It was all good though, until my friend finished work and the four of us went back to their place. My friend started passing round a J and I partook which was dumb because I have a very low tolerance as it is, especially when drunk. I was keeping it together though, until we started playing Mario Kart and I stupidly picked Rainbow Fucking Road when it was my turn to choose the track. Combination of drink, weed and all those goddamn flashing colours had me running to the bathroom and throwing up everywhere. Fled the house and profusely apologised the next day. Worked out though. Made a better impression the following evening and ended up dating for three months.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedPixel 07/17/18 11:06:12 PM #33:	CarefreeDude posted... Not really an embarrassing date but... I was on craigslist, looking for a date. I reached out to this outdoorsy, super fit, adventurous woman. We talk, we hit it off, so I invite her on a first date; to go for a nice long hike in the Oregon wilderness. I pick her up from her place; She had a backpack full of survival gear with a machete strapped to the side. I thought bringing it along was kind of weird, but my desire to spend some time with this girl clouded my judgement. We go out into the wilderness, go for a hike. It starts out great at first. A few miles in, we come across a river. We decide to go skinny dipping and had some crazy sex by the river. Afterwards, we are covered in mud and other things, but decide to start heading back. She decides she doesn't want to get dressed again. She also wants to take a shortcut, insisting she knows the way. This naked woman covered in mud pulls out her machete, and starts hacking away through the brush. Sticks and thorns from blackberries tear at her skin along the way, adding blood to the mixture of things on her body. We go her way for quite a while. She was growing increasingly frustrated and angry. Finally, I tell her that I think we are going the wrong way, and I was going to go a different way. She objected, but ultimately decided to start following me. I get us back to a highway, and kind of tease her that i was the one that figured it out. She then grabs some nearby roadkill and throws it at me! I was rather pissed about this, but I decided just to get this over with. We walk along the highway, her still naked, until we get back to my car. only one person drove passed us on the way back. i couldn't even imagine what they thought seeing me being followed by a muddy and bloody naked woman wielding a sword. I tell her she can't get into my car unless she puts her clothes back on. After some arguing, she finally does. We had a long and awkwardly quiet drive home. I dropped her off at her place, and never spoke to her again. This dude wins. --- Working in a team is great! It always helps to have someone else to blame. <cite>RedPixel posted [p:905271043] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarefreeDude posted...</cite> <quote>Not really an embarrassing date but... I was on craigslist, looking for a date. I reached out to this outdoorsy, super fit, adventurous woman. We talk, we hit it off, so I invite her on a first date; to go for a nice long hike in the Oregon wilderness. I pick her up from her place; She had a backpack full of survival gear with a machete strapped to the side. I thought bringing it along was kind of weird, but my desire to spend some time with this girl clouded my judgement. We go out into the wilderness, go for a hike. It starts out great at first. A few miles in, we come across a river. We decide to go skinny dipping and had some crazy sex by the river. Afterwards, we are covered in mud and other things, but decide to start heading back. She decides she doesn't want to get dressed again. She also wants to take a shortcut, insisting she knows the way. This naked woman covered in mud pulls out her machete, and starts hacking away through the brush. Sticks and thorns from blackberries tear at her skin along the way, adding blood to the mixture of things on her body. We go her way for quite a while. She was growing increasingly frustrated and angry. Finally, I tell her that I think we are going the wrong way, and I was going to go a different way. She objected, but ultimately decided to start following me. I get us back to a highway, and kind of tease her that i was the one that figured it out. She then grabs some nearby roadkill and throws it at me! I was rather pissed about this, but I decided just to get this over with. We walk along the highway, her still naked, until we get back to my car. only one person drove passed us on the way back. i couldn't even imagine what they thought seeing me being followed by a muddy and bloody naked woman wielding a sword. I tell her she can't get into my car unless she puts her clothes back on. After some arguing, she finally does. We had a long and awkwardly quiet drive home. I dropped her off at her place, and never spoke to her again.</quote> This dude wins.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LOLIAmAnAlt 07/17/18 11:06:56 PM #34:	My line of thought when reading the below sentence, i was so confused. Nightengale posted... He seemed pretty annoyed cuz I guess he thought he was getting sex And you weren't planning on it. Nightengale posted... but I was just so weirded out at that point it was not happening. You...were planning on it? --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll <cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted [p:905271074] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>My line of thought when reading the below sentence, i was so confused. <cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote> He seemed pretty annoyed cuz I guess he thought he was getting sex</quote> And you weren't planning on it. <cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote>but I was just so weirded out at that point it was not happening.</quote> You...were planning on it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 07/17/18 11:14:40 PM #35:	DPsx7 posted... Smarkil posted... DPsx7 posted... Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked. Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh? No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway. Are you 200 years old? --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:905271460] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote>Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked.</quote> Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh?</quote> No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway.</quote> Are you 200 years old?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 07/17/18 11:26:06 PM #36:	Not really embarrassing, but rather awkward and me not knowing how to respond at first... When I was just outta college, I was starting a business with a buddy of mine. I was still in the first year of it, and a new client emailed me a few questions. After a bit of replies back and forth, she then just flat out asked me on a date. I didnt really wanna do anything with her, but my thoughts were I dont wanna lose a new customer, so I said ok. Then just took her to an Applebees and just sorta talked for 2-3 hours. Ultimately, I think I met my goal of making her not want to go on a second date (Applebees was a good choice), but kept the business. So it worked, I guess. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:905272002] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Not really embarrassing, but rather awkward and me not knowing how to respond at first... When I was just outta college, I was starting a business with a buddy of mine. I was still in the first year of it, and a new client emailed me a few questions. After a bit of replies back and forth, she then just flat out asked me on a date. I didnt really wanna do anything with her, but my thoughts were I dont wanna lose a new customer, so I said ok. Then just took her to an Applebees and just sorta talked for 2-3 hours. Ultimately, I think I met my goal of making her not want to go on a second date (Applebees was a good choice), but kept the business. So it worked, I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 07/17/18 11:30:48 PM #37:	CarefreeDude posted... I get us back to a highway, and kind of tease her that i was the one that figured it out. She then grabs some nearby roadkill and throws it at me! I was rather pissed about this, but I decided just to get this over with. The whole story was quality, but this part had me laughing out loud. Good stuff. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:905272250] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarefreeDude posted...</cite> <quote> I get us back to a highway, and kind of tease her that i was the one that figured it out. She then grabs some nearby roadkill and throws it at me! I was rather pissed about this, but I decided just to get this over with.</quote> The whole story was quality, but this part had me laughing out loud. Good stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 07/17/18 11:46:03 PM #38:	Nightengale posted... one of which was trying to smash Sounds like they were all trying to smash. And maybe all at the same time. --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:905273059] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote>one of which was trying to smash</quote> Sounds like they were all trying to smash. And maybe all at the same time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 07/17/18 11:47:14 PM #39:	Not really that embarrassing but I was out with this chick I had just met recently. We went to get dinner. This girl that had a crush on me in high school (mind you, this is at least 7 years later and nothing happened between us) ended up being our server. Got all fucking crazy and made a scene saying all this shit about how I meant so much to her but she was invisible to me, yadda yadda. Girl I was with says "oh, you're one of those types", gets up and walks out. Ended up apologizing to, talking with, and eventually fucking the girl from high school...so it all worked out. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:905273113] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Not really that embarrassing but I was out with this chick I had just met recently. We went to get dinner. This girl that had a crush on me in high school (mind you, this is at least 7 years later and nothing happened between us) ended up being our server. Got all fucking crazy and made a scene saying all this shit about how I meant so much to her but she was invisible to me, yadda yadda. Girl I was with says "oh, you're one of those types", gets up and walks out. Ended up apologizing to, talking with, and eventually fucking the girl from high school...so it all worked out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 07/17/18 11:50:14 PM #40:	DocDelicious posted... Not really that embarrassing but I was out with this chick I had just met recently. We went to get dinner. This girl that had a crush on me in high school (mind you, this is at least 7 years later and nothing happened between us) ended up being our server. Got all fucking crazy and made a scene saying all this shit about how I meant so much to her but she was invisible to me, yadda yadda. Girl I was with says "oh, you're one of those types", gets up and walks out. Ended up apologizing to, talking with, and eventually fucking the girl from high school...so it all worked out. Jeez. That chick you had recently met seems kinda rude. What did she mean by "those types" anyway. Glad it all worked out for you. --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:905273248] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocDelicious posted...</cite> <quote>Not really that embarrassing but I was out with this chick I had just met recently. We went to get dinner. This girl that had a crush on me in high school (mind you, this is at least 7 years later and nothing happened between us) ended up being our server. Got all fucking crazy and made a scene saying all this shit about how I meant so much to her but she was invisible to me, yadda yadda. Girl I was with says "oh, you're one of those types", gets up and walks out. Ended up apologizing to, talking with, and eventually fucking the girl from high school...so it all worked out.</quote> Jeez. That chick you had recently met seems kinda rude. What did she mean by "those types" anyway. Glad it all worked out for you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameReviews 07/17/18 11:57:09 PM #41:	The one that immediately springs to mind is back in 2009, I was in my first year of college. I asked this girl I like out to see Star Trek and the whole thing was just awkward. I had almost no experience with girls or dates at the time, and thinking back, I was probably pretty cringeworthy. Nothing I did specifically stands out, but I'm sure she probably didn't enjoy the date. I was so awkward, I made no attempts at even acting like I was interested in her. We just kind of watched the movie together, like 2 people who barely know each other, and then left. --- Sign here. <cite>GameReviews posted [p:905273545] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>The one that immediately springs to mind is back in 2009, I was in my first year of college. I asked this girl I like out to see Star Trek and the whole thing was just awkward. I had almost no experience with girls or dates at the time, and thinking back, I was probably pretty cringeworthy. Nothing I did specifically stands out, but I'm sure she probably didn't enjoy the date. I was so awkward, I made no attempts at even acting like I was interested in her. We just kind of watched the movie together, like 2 people who barely know each other, and then left.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 07/18/18 12:05:31 AM #42:	LinkPizza posted... DocDelicious posted... Not really that embarrassing but I was out with this chick I had just met recently. We went to get dinner. This girl that had a crush on me in high school (mind you, this is at least 7 years later and nothing happened between us) ended up being our server. Got all fucking crazy and made a scene saying all this shit about how I meant so much to her but she was invisible to me, yadda yadda. Girl I was with says "oh, you're one of those types", gets up and walks out. Ended up apologizing to, talking with, and eventually fucking the girl from high school...so it all worked out. Jeez. That chick you had recently met seems kinda rude. What did she mean by "those types" anyway. Glad it all worked out for you. She thought I had some kind of prior relationship with the girl from high school and that I had just ghosted her or something. Honestly, I can't blame her. The girl made a huge fucking scene and was spouting all kind of nonsense that definitely made it seem like there was something between us. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:905273896] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DocDelicious posted...</cite> <quote>Not really that embarrassing but I was out with this chick I had just met recently. We went to get dinner. This girl that had a crush on me in high school (mind you, this is at least 7 years later and nothing happened between us) ended up being our server. Got all fucking crazy and made a scene saying all this shit about how I meant so much to her but she was invisible to me, yadda yadda. Girl I was with says "oh, you're one of those types", gets up and walks out. Ended up apologizing to, talking with, and eventually fucking the girl from high school...so it all worked out.</quote> Jeez. That chick you had recently met seems kinda rude. What did she mean by "those types" anyway. Glad it all worked out for you.</quote> She thought I had some kind of prior relationship with the girl from high school and that I had just ghosted her or something. Honestly, I can't blame her. The girl made a huge fucking scene and was spouting all kind of nonsense that definitely made it seem like there was something between us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightengale 07/18/18 12:11:43 AM #43:	LOLIAmAnAlt posted... My line of thought when reading the below sentence, i was so confused. Nightengale posted... He seemed pretty annoyed cuz I guess he thought he was getting sex And you weren't planning on it. Nightengale posted... but I was just so weirded out at that point it was not happening. You...were planning on it? I really don't know what you're asking me here I'm sorry --- Don't give up, skeleton! <cite>Nightengale posted [p:905274158] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted...</cite> <quote>My line of thought when reading the below sentence, i was so confused. <cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote> He seemed pretty annoyed cuz I guess he thought he was getting sex</quote> And you weren't planning on it. <cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote>but I was just so weirded out at that point it was not happening.</quote> You...were planning on it?</quote> I really don't know what you're asking me here I'm sorry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 07/18/18 12:23:49 AM #44:	DocDelicious posted... LinkPizza posted... DocDelicious posted... Not really that embarrassing but I was out with this chick I had just met recently. We went to get dinner. This girl that had a crush on me in high school (mind you, this is at least 7 years later and nothing happened between us) ended up being our server. Got all fucking crazy and made a scene saying all this shit about how I meant so much to her but she was invisible to me, yadda yadda. Girl I was with says "oh, you're one of those types", gets up and walks out. Ended up apologizing to, talking with, and eventually fucking the girl from high school...so it all worked out. Jeez. That chick you had recently met seems kinda rude. What did she mean by "those types" anyway. Glad it all worked out for you. She thought I had some kind of prior relationship with the girl from high school and that I had just ghosted her or something. Honestly, I can't blame her. The girl made a huge fucking scene and was spouting all kind of nonsense that definitely made it seem like there was something between us. Ah. I see. She could've asked you or something. But, eh... Nightengale posted... LOLIAmAnAlt posted... My line of thought when reading the below sentence, i was so confused. Nightengale posted... He seemed pretty annoyed cuz I guess he thought he was getting sex And you weren't planning on it. Nightengale posted... but I was just so weirded out at that point it was not happening. You...were planning on it? I really don't know what you're asking me here I'm sorry I think it's the wording. They're trying to basically figure out if you were planning on having sex before the other couple came. --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:905274629] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocDelicious posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DocDelicious posted...</cite> <quote>Not really that embarrassing but I was out with this chick I had just met recently. We went to get dinner. This girl that had a crush on me in high school (mind you, this is at least 7 years later and nothing happened between us) ended up being our server. Got all fucking crazy and made a scene saying all this shit about how I meant so much to her but she was invisible to me, yadda yadda. Girl I was with says "oh, you're one of those types", gets up and walks out. Ended up apologizing to, talking with, and eventually fucking the girl from high school...so it all worked out.</quote> Jeez. That chick you had recently met seems kinda rude. What did she mean by "those types" anyway. Glad it all worked out for you.</quote> She thought I had some kind of prior relationship with the girl from high school and that I had just ghosted her or something. Honestly, I can't blame her. The girl made a huge fucking scene and was spouting all kind of nonsense that definitely made it seem like there was something between us.</quote> Ah. I see. She could've asked you or something. But, eh... <cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted...</cite> <quote>My line of thought when reading the below sentence, i was so confused. <cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote> He seemed pretty annoyed cuz I guess he thought he was getting sex</quote> And you weren't planning on it. <cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote>but I was just so weirded out at that point it was not happening.</quote> You...were planning on it?</quote> I really don't know what you're asking me here I'm sorry</quote> I think it's the wording. They're trying to basically figure out if you were planning on having sex before the other couple came.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightengale 07/18/18 1:11:22 AM #45:	LinkPizza posted... I think it's the wording. They're trying to basically figure out if you were planning on having sex before the other couple came. Oh no, it hadn't gotten there yet. I think he thought after the movie we'd go off on our own and, y'know, but I wasn't even remotely in the mood at that point. --- Don't give up, skeleton! <cite>Nightengale posted [p:905276467] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>I think it's the wording. They're trying to basically figure out if you were planning on having sex before the other couple came. </quote> Oh no, it hadn't gotten there yet. I think he thought after the movie we'd go off on our own and, y'know, but I wasn't even remotely in the mood at that point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThrillKillFan 07/18/18 1:15:21 AM #46:	My first ever gf. Basically I went on a double date with my one buddy and his gf and his gf's sister. Except I didn't quite register it was meant to be a double date at the time. So after going to see a movie together we went to a local arcade that also served chili dogs called Top Dog. I went off on my own to find a game to play. I ended up playing the original Mortal Kombat(this was 1993 or so). So I'm zoned out playing the game. My buddy comes over and all I hear are the sounds like the adults from the Peanuts cartoons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04" data-time=" About maybe 5-10 seconds after he left my side after I waved him off going 'yeah yeah whatever' I realized he asked me if I liked his gf's sister. I immediately stop playing the game, start to sorta slo mo(or it seemed like slo mo at the time) run in their general direction. But I see him talking to her and her smiling after he tells her something. At which point I go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s" data-time=" Yet we both kept trying to date each other on and off for the next five years. I really should've been honest with her and said I wasn't looking for anything at that point. I think ever since then I've tried dating only because it's the 'normal' thing to do, with each relationship being worse than the last. Least I finally learned my lesson after this last one(five years ago). /blogfaqs --- Internet forum logic: When my opinion agrees with yours we're good. When it doesn't, the one with the different opinion is 'whining'. Gotta love the internet! <cite>ThrillKillFan posted [p:905276625] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>My first ever gf. Basically I went on a double date with my one buddy and his gf and his gf's sister. Except I didn't quite register it was meant to be a double date at the time. So after going to see a movie together we went to a local arcade that also served chili dogs called Top Dog. I went off on my own to find a game to play. I ended up playing the original Mortal Kombat(this was 1993 or so). So I'm zoned out playing the game. My buddy comes over and all I hear are the sounds like the adults from the Peanuts cartoons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04" data-time=" About maybe 5-10 seconds after he left my side after I waved him off going 'yeah yeah whatever' I realized he asked me if I liked his gf's sister. I immediately stop playing the game, start to sorta slo mo(or it seemed like slo mo at the time) run in their general direction. But I see him talking to her and her smiling after he tells her something. At which point I go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s" data-time=" Yet we both kept trying to date each other on and off for the next five years. I really should've been honest with her and said I wasn't looking for anything at that point. I think ever since then I've tried dating only because it's the 'normal' thing to do, with each relationship being worse than the last. Least I finally learned my lesson after this last one(five years ago). /blogfaqs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DPsx7 07/18/18 1:44:35 AM #47:	Cacciato posted... DPsx7 posted... Smarkil posted... DPsx7 posted... Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked. Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh? No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway. Are you 200 years old? Cell phones, dumbass. <cite>DPsx7 posted [p:905277583] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote>Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked.</quote> Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh?</quote> No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway.</quote> Are you 200 years old?</quote> Cell phones, dumbass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 07/18/18 8:05:48 AM #48:	DPsx7 posted... Cacciato posted... DPsx7 posted... Smarkil posted... DPsx7 posted... Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked. Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh? No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway. Are you 200 years old? Cell phones, meanword. April 3rd, 1973 --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:905286101] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote>Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked.</quote> Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh?</quote> No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway.</quote> Are you 200 years old?</quote> Cell phones, meanword.</quote> April 3rd, 1973</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 07/18/18 9:40:37 AM #49:	A girl farted and her immediate reaction was to start making out with me. This happened with two different girls I dated. I'm guessing it was thier way of covering up the embarrassment by distraction. --- (edited 1 second ago) <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:905289121] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>A girl farted and her immediate reaction was to start making out with me. This happened with two different girls I dated. I'm guessing it was thier way of covering up the embarrassment by distraction.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 07/18/18 12:39:49 PM #50:	SmokeMassTree posted... DPsx7 posted... Cacciato posted... DPsx7 posted... Smarkil posted... DPsx7 posted... Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked. Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh? No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway. Are you 200 years old? Cell phones, meanword. April 3rd, 1973 It was very badly worded, but I'm pretty sure they meant before smart phones and before EVERYONE had a cell phone at all. Almost no one in my area had a regular ass flip phone when I was in school. Barely even had AOL back then. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:905297758] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote>Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked.</quote> Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh?</quote> No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway.</quote> Are you 200 years old?</quote> Cell phones, meanword.</quote> April 3rd, 1973</quote> It was very badly worded, but I'm pretty sure they meant before smart phones and before EVERYONE had a cell phone at all. Almost no one in my area had a regular ass flip phone when I was in school. Barely even had AOL back then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 07/18/18 6:57:23 PM #51:	DPsx7 posted... Cacciato posted... DPsx7 posted... Smarkil posted... DPsx7 posted... Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked. Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh? No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway. Are you 200 years old? Cell phones, dumbass. Well, I can see why no one wants to have sexual intercourse with you. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:905318186] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DPsx7 posted...</cite> <quote>Yay, another thing I haven't done. Never asked or been asked.</quote> Huh. Turns out cell phones are useful for something after all, huh?</quote> No, they aren't even related. I was out of school before phones were a thing anyway.</quote> Are you 200 years old?</quote> Cell phones, dumbass.</quote> Well, I can see why no one wants to have sexual intercourse with you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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