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KH3 07/16/18 8:25:32 PM #1: |
Which one has the most truth to it? - Results (11 votes)
The Illumanati exists. /\ - The reason why you cover your webcam
9.09% (1 vote)
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Mariana's Web - Quantum computing sentient AI underneath the Dark Web
0% (0 votes)
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Aliens have visited Earth - World governments have covered up the encounters
18.18% (2 votes)
2
The lunar landing was staged - Humans have never landed on the moon
0% (0 votes)
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The human race is currently enslaved by shape-shifting reptiles controlling celebrities
18.18% (2 votes)
2
Putin has leverage on Trump - The bleached mongoose would not have won without Russia
27.27% (3 votes)
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The FDA is withholding the cure for cancer - It is far more profitable to treat it
18.18% (2 votes)
2
9/11 was an inside job - US gov't instigated for a reason to invade overseas
0% (0 votes)
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The YouTube channel "deeper" is a real life serial killer's video log
9.09% (1 vote)
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Chemtrails - Those "contrails" left behind from planes are spraying chemicals on the public
0% (0 votes)
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Sarcasthma 07/16/18 8:27:22 PM #2: |
I just realized that you cant spell conspiracy without piracy.
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Zeus 07/16/18 8:40:27 PM #3: |
Given how outrageously stupid many of those theories are, chemtrails actually isn't looking that bad by comparison.
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KH3 07/16/18 8:44:34 PM #4: |
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Hey man, I'm just the messenger. The people who argue that one in particular think companies that own hospitals, pharmaceuticals, etc. pay off high ranking members of the FDA. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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zebatov 07/16/18 8:59:42 PM #5: |
A few of these aren't conspiracies.
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Nomak-54 07/16/18 9:03:38 PM #6: |
zebatov posted...
A few of these aren't conspiracies, and some I haven't heard of. Right? Some of these are outright facts, like aliens visiting the earth --- "How do you deal with all this stress, sir?" "Idk I just eat candy"-USNA Mid https://imgur.com/SccBtrL https://imgur.com/INGiUQZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 07/16/18 9:04:25 PM #7: |
None of the Above
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zebatov 07/16/18 9:07:07 PM #8: |
Nomak-54 posted...
<Right? Some of these are outright facts, like aliens visiting the earth } if (thisistrue) { // reality; --- lolmodhagomi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 07/16/18 10:37:16 PM #9: |
Avril Lavigne
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ClarkDuke 07/16/18 11:26:03 PM #10: |
Putin has leverage on Trump is going to win, since it actually happened, ok?
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KH3 07/17/18 2:03:41 AM #11: |
@MICHALECOLE posted...
Avril Lavigne Her and Paul both fall under the reptillian master race theory, as both would have been replaced by near perfect body doubles ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kyuubi4269 07/17/18 2:20:26 AM #12: |
Considering how fuel dumps are part of the landing procedure, contrails at least have some basis in reality.
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Krazy_Kirby 07/17/18 5:59:24 AM #13: |
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Yellow 07/17/18 6:16:12 AM #14: |
As much as I shit on the Russia thing being a scapegoat for the DNC's shitty corporate side, there's probably some truth to it.
Not that I care. Right now we know the Russians probably hacked the DNC's e-mails... the ones that confirmed the DNC rigged the primaries against Bernie. The 9/11 one used to get me with the "explosion before the plane hit it" footage. Pretty sure I left that one thinking that even if it is true, there's not enough here to convince anyone so I might as well not get worked up about it. --- "Everyone knows the law doesn't matter if it's a little kid breaking it!" ~TheOrangeMisfit on 1 year olds ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ifnsman 07/17/18 6:38:41 AM #15: |
Putin having leverage on Trump is no conspiracy. The way the orangutan has been brown-nosing Putin, especially recently, is oozing evidence of his true allegiance.
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HighwayPilot 07/17/18 7:53:16 AM #16: |
"Chemtrails - Those "contrails" left behind from planes are spraying chemicals on the public"
That's not a conspiracy theory, that's just a fact, just like there are chemicals coming from car exhausts. The chemtrails conspiracy is usually that it contains mind control substances or something. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Peterass 07/17/18 9:14:25 AM #17: |
There's a reason these are listed together.. They're all dumb and perpetuated by wackos
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RaizerusRerun 07/17/18 9:24:07 AM #18: |
HighwayPilot posted...
"Chemtrails - Those "contrails" left behind from planes are spraying chemicals on the public" That's exactly what that option is talking about, lol Do you underestimate people so much that they don't know how exhaust works? It's not just gray smoke, there is a chemical combustion taking place that powers the engine... --- The myth. The legend. The one reborn. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 07/17/18 9:42:47 AM #19: |
Other: Veganism is a ploy by the African nations to take over the Western world and PETA actually stands for People from Ethiopia for Termination of America.
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SmokeMassTree 07/17/18 9:52:28 AM #20: |
So many of these are true it's hard to pick
I'm going with the moon landing 9/11 and chemtrails are right there tho I would like to add the earth is flat, dinosaurs never existed (as portrayed in film/books/museums), and Australia isn't real --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blorfenburger 07/17/18 10:18:12 AM #21: |
One of the reasons I picked putin was because it sounded funny.
Then I made myself laugh because I pictured a crazy person trying to vote for all of them. Also it feels great knowing there are people on here that probably believe the moon aint real --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KH3 07/18/18 5:54:24 AM #22: |
Blorfenburger posted...
One of the reasons I picked putin was because it sounded funny. The truth is out there... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ifnsman 07/18/18 6:03:31 AM #23: |
KH3 posted...
The truth is out there... --- 8/6/2017 ~ 31st Anniversary of the Metroid series! / 3/3/2017 ~ LoZ: BotW is a Switch launch title! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RedPixel 07/18/18 6:05:28 AM #24: |
The results show how idiotic the majority of this board is. They picked the most recent topic--Russia-- that they got butthurt over and decided to run with it as the most "believable."
Sometimes you have to wait years for the actual facts to settle in and the accounts to unravel. I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm just pointing out how bad of an option it is to run with. --- Working in a team is great! It always helps to have someone else to blame. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RaizerusRerun 07/18/18 6:12:40 AM #25: |
RedPixel posted...
The results show how idiotic the majority of this board is. They picked the most recent topic--Russia-- that they got butthurt over and decided to run with it as the most "believable." A rare Drumpf supporter has been spotted! --- The myth. The legend. The one reborn. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RedPixel 07/18/18 6:16:32 AM #26: |
RaizerusRerun posted...
RedPixel posted...The results show how idiotic the majority of this board is. They picked the most recent topic--Russia-- that they got butthurt over and decided to run with it as the most "believable." Nope, not at all, buddy. I think every president since Kennedy has been a pawn. --- Working in a team is great! It always helps to have someone else to blame. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RaizerusRerun 07/18/18 6:24:55 AM #27: |
RedPixel posted...
RaizerusRerun posted...RedPixel posted...The results show how idiotic the majority of this board is. They picked the most recent topic--Russia-- that they got butthurt over and decided to run with it as the most "believable." *tin foil hat intensifies* --- The myth. The legend. The one reborn. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ifnsman 07/18/18 6:29:07 AM #28: |
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Yellow 07/18/18 6:49:29 AM #29: |
I was so sleep deprived today I started having hunches people were robots. I was noticing weird modulations in people's voice, really strong hunches, like I just knew.
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Revelation34 07/18/18 1:44:41 PM #30: |
Lol 3 people actually voted for the chemtrail one.
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DirtBasedSoap 07/18/18 1:47:24 PM #31: |
Mattress Firms are used for money laundering.
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KH3 07/18/18 1:50:03 PM #32: |
@DirtBasedSoap posted...
Mattress Firms are used for money laundering. Holy shit, there are literally FOUR mattress firms within a 2 mile radius on the same road around where I live. You might be on to something! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 07/18/18 1:51:18 PM #33: |
The first one entwines with a bunch of the lower ones though
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Moonjay 07/18/18 1:52:20 PM #34: |
I'm like 99% sure Putin has something on Trump. That's like painfully obvious to me. There's always that 1% though I guess!
I've always been pretty neutral on the moon landing conspiracy. Because the USA ABSOLUTELY had motive, means, and opportunity to fake it. It was also like a Golden Age of propaganda. The need to go NEENER NEENER WE WIN to Russia would have been very tempting. Like I'm pretty sure we've been to the moon between then and now, but I'm not 100% sure they didn't just fake it at first because time was running out. Then again, Buzz Aldrin did punchify someone for calling it fake to his face. :P --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 07/18/18 2:31:07 PM #35: |
KH3 posted...
@DirtBasedSoap posted...Mattress Firms are used for money laundering. Yeah, there are so fucking many of them. --- Any fool with a microphone thinks he can tell you what he loves the most ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Relinquished 07/18/18 2:48:56 PM #36: |
Rip
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Krazy_Kirby 07/18/18 4:56:39 PM #37: |
Revelation34 posted...
Lol people actually voted for any of these. --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SKARDAVNELNATE 07/18/18 7:31:55 PM #38: |
Let's break each of these down.
The Illumanati exists. Of course they exist. But for it to be a conspiracy something needs to be implied about who they are and what they do. Mariana's Web - Quantum computing sentient AI underneath the Dark Web Possible. If there are sentient AI they would view human as either too insignificant to factor into their plans or too inefficient to include in their plans. Aliens have visited Earth - World governments have covered up the encounters Why would they? It's far more likely that any evidence of aliens are relics left behind an ancient human civilization that was more advanced than we are today. The lunar landing was staged - Humans have never landed on the moon That's what they want you to think. The human race is currently enslaved by shape-shifting reptiles controlling celebrities It's true that celebrities seem inhuman but that's just because they're out of touch with the rest of society. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SKARDAVNELNATE 07/18/18 7:32:31 PM #39: |
Putin has leverage on Trump - The bleached mongoose would not have won without Russia If anything Hillary Clinton shouldn't have had the support she did. People voted for Trump as the best way to defeat her. The FDA is withholding the cure for cancer - It is far more profitable to treat it There are actually several cures that work on different types of cancers. Though the results of some of them are rather distasteful and should be kept from public knowledge. 9/11 was an inside job - US gov't instigated for a reason to invade overseas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods The YouTube channel "deeper" is a real life serial killer's video log I'm not aware of that channel. Chemtrails - Those "contrails" left behind from planes are spraying chemicals on the public Plains have engines. Engines produce exhaust. If the intent is to spray the public with something it's highly inefficient to do it this way given how long they take to dissipate into the atmosphere. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yellow 07/18/18 7:54:56 PM #40: |
Lol a quantum computer ai can't exist because quantum CPUs don't functionally exist yet
People just took two things that sounded scary and combined them Conspiracy theories in a nutshell. If a rogue ai virus is out there, then it's probably as smart as a literal virus who's sole existence and purpose is to infect other computers. Sounds like a fun project one day. :) --- "Everyone knows the law doesn't matter if it's a little kid breaking it!" ~TheOrangeMisfit on 1 year olds ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Relinquished 07/18/18 8:26:38 PM #41: |
>bleached
>orange Pick one you loon SKARDAVNELNATE posted... The lunar landing was staged - Humans have never landed on the moon Oh snap, a double conspiracy. Take that tinfoilers. Yellow posted... Conspiracy theories in a nutshell. The spaghetti monsters live beneath us! --- Everybody is a genius...and an alt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shadowsword87 07/18/18 8:29:55 PM #42: |
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Plains have engines. Engines produce exhaust. If the intent is to spray the public with something it's highly inefficient to do it this way given how long they take to dissipate into the atmosphere. Plus: rich people need to breath the same air we do. Now, if suddenly everyone in the senate started walking around with air tanks, then I would be worried. --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ifnsman 07/18/18 8:34:20 PM #43: |
shadowsword87 posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...Plains have engines. Engines produce exhaust. If the intent is to spray the public with something it's highly inefficient to do it this way given how long they take to dissipate into the atmosphere. --- 8/6/2017 ~ 31st Anniversary of the Metroid series! / 3/3/2017 ~ LoZ: BotW is a Switch launch title! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 07/19/18 6:23:10 AM #44: |
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Why would they? It's far more likely that any evidence of aliens are relics from an ancient human civilization that was more advanced than we are today. If they were that advanced then they wouldn't be gone. SKARDAVNELNATE posted... There are actually several cures that work on different types of cancers. Yeah curing something is rather distasteful. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SKARDAVNELNATE 07/19/18 12:17:40 PM #45: |
Revelation34 posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...Why would they? It's far more likely that any evidence of aliens are relics from an ancient human civilization that was more advanced than we are today. The Aztecs, Mayans, and Roman Empire thought that as well. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Moonjay 07/19/18 1:02:59 PM #46: |
Seriously, do you know nothing of how empires die? They die from within partly because they get arrogant about how advanced they are. Our own civilization is on borrowed time now, I think. :P
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Revelation34 07/19/18 3:46:37 PM #47: |
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
The Aztecs, Mayans, and Roman Empire thought that as well. Then they weren't that advanced. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 07/19/18 4:01:20 PM #48: |
Revelation34 posted...
If they were that advanced then they wouldn't be gone. Oh the irony ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SKARDAVNELNATE 07/20/18 12:14:01 PM #49: |
Revelation34 posted...
Yeah curing something is rather distasteful. Oh, it'll cure the cancer. But sometimes the cure is worse than the disease. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 07/20/18 3:16:07 PM #50: |
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Oh, it'll cure the cancer. But sometimes the cure is worse than the disease. No such thing. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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