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TopicMaybe humans scare aliens
Smackems
11/15/23 11:41:02 AM
#25
Pikachuchupika posted...
If you think about it, if aliens are capable of such things, then they'd probably have colonized the entire galaxy by now. However, we don't see any signs of the galaxy being colonized. Life in our galaxy is probably not even type 1 yet. It's a shame. I bet there are some galaxies out there brimming with empires and prosperity. We were all born in the wrong galaxy and planet :p.
We haven't really seen much though

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TopicSenator tries to fight Teamster union leader
Smackems
11/15/23 11:39:25 AM
#44
boomgetchopped3 posted...
So what happens when the old Senators like Bernie are gone? Will they install a fighting cage on the senate floor?
God I fucking hope so cspan would blow up

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TopicSenator tries to fight Teamster union leader
Smackems
11/15/23 11:38:23 AM
#43
Lmao I love Bernie so much

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TopicMaybe humans scare aliens
Smackems
11/15/23 11:32:44 AM
#21
royic posted...
I like the subplot in Invincible where there is an alien who comes to Earth every 5 years or so posing an existential threat to the planet and it turns out he's a government inspector sent to test our defenses to see if we have a suitable defender, but accidentally has been coming to the wrong planet because of a typo
Is that Seth Rogan

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TopicYoung people slang is starting to sound like Cyberpunk 2077
Smackems
11/15/23 11:05:18 AM
#9
Ivynn posted...
Ohio skibidi level 3 gyatt rizz!
BUSSIN

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TopicYoung people slang is starting to sound like Cyberpunk 2077
Smackems
11/15/23 11:02:42 AM
#5
Murphiroth posted...
It's not tho
Don't be a gonk, choom

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TopicYoung people slang is starting to sound like Cyberpunk 2077
Smackems
11/15/23 10:59:19 AM
#1
And that's awful

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Topicreviews for Super Mario RPG Remake are coming out
Smackems
11/15/23 10:57:32 AM
#15
Bleuets posted...
im trying to keep an eye out on retail stores like target, Walmart, and Best Buy.
Typically an online or in person thing?

I've never black Friday shopped before but this year may be different

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Topicreviews for Super Mario RPG Remake are coming out
Smackems
11/15/23 10:48:37 AM
#10
Bleuets posted...
Im really hoping for a Black Friday bogo sale so I can get this game and Mario wonder
Where does this happen?

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Topic"The abuse will continue until morale improves"
Smackems
11/15/23 10:46:52 AM
#15
SpawnShadow posted...
Because deep down, they get off on hurting people, especially if their targets can't or won't fight back. So, naturally, very young children are the perfect targets for these sadistic freaks.
But I thought it hurt them more than it hurt me

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TopicRandom late night thought but it's sad Millennials failed to be as cool as genX
Smackems
11/15/23 10:45:57 AM
#25
GuerrillaSoldier posted...
i'm confused why anyone would care about this
This place tends to get hung up on things that don't matter like which generation is better

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TopicMaybe humans scare aliens
Smackems
11/15/23 10:43:53 AM
#6
There's a theory that the only way a species can get to the top is to outcompete all other species on their planet, and they would do it partly through killing. So if they're the dominant species, they were already competitive killers and likely have violent tendencies themselves like humans do

Idk I just want caffeine

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TopicSecular Talk Kyle Kulinsky vs
Smackems
11/15/23 10:20:28 AM
#11
He's a sloppy sloppy boi

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TopicSecular Talk Kyle Kulinsky vs
Smackems
11/15/23 10:15:09 AM
#9
BurmesePenguin posted...
Are they beefing or is this a thought experiment?
The latter. I don't follow the Quartering at all anymore and I follow Kyle very little nowadays

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TopicSecular Talk Kyle Kulinsky vs
Smackems
11/15/23 10:12:39 AM
#5
Idk how big Kyle is but I know Jeremy is a big big boy so Kyle might have to be careful and play defense until Jeremy gasses out cuz you know Jeremy just gonna throw em like an relentless idiot till he can't

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TopicSecular Talk Kyle Kulinsky vs
Smackems
11/15/23 9:40:20 AM
#1
The Quartering Jeremy ..... Whatever his last name is

Bare knuckle boxing

3 rounds 5 minutes

Who win

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TopicITT: Slightly change a movie title to make it sound less interesting
Smackems
11/14/23 10:25:12 PM
#142
Immigrate from New York

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TopicDo you know what rizzing is?
Smackems
11/14/23 8:28:58 PM
#14
I still don't know what bussin or I'm dead means

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TopicITT: Slightly change a movie title to make it sound less interesting
Smackems
11/14/23 3:42:15 PM
#99
Darkfire12 posted...
Marijuana Bear
Sober Bear

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TopicITT: Slightly change a movie title to make it sound less interesting
Smackems
11/14/23 3:41:55 PM
#98
Men of Men

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TopicITT: Slightly change a movie title to make it sound less interesting
Smackems
11/14/23 3:37:23 PM
#94
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Lmao

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TopicHow you feel about the "March for Israel" event?
Smackems
11/14/23 3:33:48 PM
#10
Didn't know it existed till i saw this topic

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TopicGod damn the things I'd do for a coke right now
Smackems
11/14/23 12:19:31 PM
#13
It tastes like piss syrup this is the greatest thing ever

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TopicGod damn the things I'd do for a coke right now
Smackems
11/14/23 12:16:02 PM
#11
I've had a coke the whole god damn time and forgot about it

I'm so happy rn

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TopicI am Morning Rose, aka zeroflamecutter. Ask me anything.
Smackems
11/14/23 11:55:18 AM
#6
Why can't I stop feeling sticky I've showered like 3 times in one day

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TopicGod damn the things I'd do for a coke right now
Smackems
11/14/23 11:54:42 AM
#1
I would even

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TopicSo... FF16 has no nominations for the best action game...
Smackems
11/14/23 11:00:41 AM
#10
It's not good at being either one

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TopicMy father hasn't woken up yet.
Smackems
11/12/23 10:25:57 PM
#3
I hope all goes well dude.

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Topicnooooooo our queen needs our support!
Smackems
11/12/23 6:18:58 PM
#43
Gross

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TopicBiden describes America with one word
Smackems
11/12/23 6:16:15 PM
#15
Brings a tear to my eye

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TopicTravel channel just shows paranormal crap all weekend
Smackems
11/12/23 5:39:05 PM
#3
History channel just shows aliens

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TopicDo you have political disagreements with your s/o?
Smackems
11/12/23 3:12:51 PM
#11
She's a little more conservative than me. We just really don't talk about politics

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TopicEuphoria star Hunter Schafer would love to play Zelda in live action movie
Smackems
11/12/23 2:23:57 PM
#45
Crimsoness posted...
She is trans
Gotcha

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TopicEuphoria star Hunter Schafer would love to play Zelda in live action movie
Smackems
11/12/23 1:49:15 PM
#30
Ronaldo posted...
She certainly has the looks but it would be annoying having the franchise constantly bombed by bigots
I don't understand. What would they be complaining about

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TopicDoes casual sex align with your beliefs?
Smackems
11/12/23 1:47:24 PM
#4
No. Never have cared for it. Done it a couple times but I've never pursued it. I always wanted a relationship

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TopicIs every kind of drug talk banned on GameFAQs?
Smackems
11/12/23 1:45:50 PM
#20
chaos_knight posted...
Everything in life is a drug when you break it down. Something simple as sugar highs? Yeah, it counts.
And.... Pee?

Tc just what debauchery are you engaging in and would you like to let JESUS know?

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TopicIs every kind of drug talk banned on GameFAQs?
Smackems
11/12/23 1:43:22 PM
#18
chaos_knight posted...
So the burger I'm having is called something like a Golden Teacher.
Are you sure that's not a sex position involving pee

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TopicEuphoria star Hunter Schafer would love to play Zelda in live action movie
Smackems
11/12/23 1:41:13 PM
#21
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

No. Lizzo as Link. Lizzink

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TopicWhat have the woke liberals taken from you?
Smackems
11/12/23 1:37:55 PM
#4
My ballz

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TopicTherapy is for those who want to take control of their lives.
Smackems
11/12/23 1:13:48 PM
#5
Thurapy is for da WEEK

In super redneck voice

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TopicI'm so close to beating FFXVI and being done with this nightmare
Smackems
11/12/23 1:13:03 PM
#8
Rharyx211 posted...
Sounds like you're almost at the part that, based on this topic, will 100% make you quit.
Joy

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TopicI'm drunk as a skunk
Smackems
11/12/23 1:12:06 PM
#32
Vampire_Chicken posted...
I'll have you know that undead poultry have a severe allergy to some aerosol deodorants, they can be as deadly as garlic.
Vampire beaver skunk hybrids are fucking all the gay garlic

In Alex Jones voice

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TopicI'm so close to beating FFXVI and being done with this nightmare
Smackems
11/12/23 1:10:57 PM
#6
ViewtifulJoe posted...
How bad is it, TC?
6.5/10

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TopicAre you qualified to work as spaghetti?
Smackems
11/12/23 12:55:45 PM
#11
I'm legally not allowed 500 feet around spaghetti. For reasons.

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TopicI'm so close to beating FFXVI and being done with this nightmare
Smackems
11/12/23 12:51:03 PM
#2
Barnabas actually made me use my consumables

I'm not sure how to use the last elixir. I die and no option pops up to do anything. Maybe gotta have it in quick slot?

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TopicBeware of spoilers. Super Mario RPG remake has leaked >_>
Smackems
11/12/23 12:47:23 PM
#135
NeonBoobs posted...
Mallow has this cute shivering animation when it's his turn in battle now. All status effect animations used to freeze when it was your turn in the SNES >_> Cool detail

Also, the "optimal" level ups are still a thing here. If you didn't know, certain level ups give more points to certain stats than others. The order starting at level 2 is basically special -> attack -> HP -> special -> etc..
Maybe intentionally fucking that up would make it a little more challenging. I still wanna get the game I'm done throwing my hissy

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TopicI'm drunk as a skunk
Smackems
11/12/23 12:35:52 PM
#30
Vampire_Chicken posted...
And if you've ever lived in a neighbourhood that smelled like beaver...
When have I not

Sometimes I even smell vampire chickens

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TopicBeware of spoilers. Super Mario RPG remake has leaked >_>
Smackems
11/12/23 12:20:26 PM
#125
chaos_knight posted...
People want a Mario-esque Dark Souls game.
Fuck yeah dude

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Topicit's too bad threads has flopped. i was hoping for a decent alternative to
Smackems
11/12/23 12:19:26 PM
#2
Let me talk to Tom and see what we can do

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