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Topic	"Papa John" Schnatter
Sarcasthma 01/02/20 9:03:52 AM #49	Kyuubi4269 posted... LinkPizza posted... You said he didnt know you could cut a pizza into 10 slices. Kyuubi4269 posted... This just in, Helly thinks a circle cannot be equally cut in to 10 parts. Looks like Kyuubi finally took this round. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Cavity Sam
Sarcasthma 01/01/20 11:30:54 AM #3	Mead posted... Id shock that fucker on purpose You're not supposed to use your fingers! --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What is the "mainstream" beauty standard thats a turn off for you?
Sarcasthma 01/01/20 6:14:03 AM #2	Missing teeth --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	C/D: food should be hot, drinks should be cold
Sarcasthma 12/31/19 9:39:12 AM #4	Take my D --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Let's make some haikus
Sarcasthma 12/31/19 8:39:01 AM #3	--- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	PS5, coming out this year! I'm thinking of going all digital for my video games.
Sarcasthma 12/31/19 8:36:05 AM #3	2019, the year of the PS5! --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Happy New Year 2020 from New Zealand
Sarcasthma 12/31/19 6:04:57 AM #2	Stop showing off, you 4-hours-ahead-of-me bastard! --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Cola Cola is an evil corporation.
Sarcasthma 12/30/19 8:24:17 PM #26	Noop_Noop posted... sunny going to try to make the claim that literally every piece of food he has prepared in his long illustrious career as a line cook was 100% healthy? I'm sure he'll claim that soon enough (if he hasn't already). --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	I totally destroyed this old lady at the store today.
Sarcasthma 12/30/19 5:40:21 PM #29	SunWuKung420 posted... Whether or not it did, doesn't change the fact that post 22 was a real response. Hey @Shadowbird_RH , I think Sunny is talking shit about you. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	I totally destroyed this old lady at the store today.
Sarcasthma 12/30/19 1:45:26 PM #3	But it's suddenly revealed that the the old woman is actually Einstein, who then drops an atom bomb on TC. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What would you say is the thirst-quenchiest drink there is (water is minimum)
Sarcasthma 12/29/19 6:13:27 PM #20	WhiskeyDisk posted... Brawndo. It has what plants crave. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	College Football Playoffs
Sarcasthma 12/28/19 4:51:45 PM #2	Roll Tide ~~just kidding~~ --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order
Sarcasthma 12/28/19 1:01:05 PM #8	zebatov posted... I didnt like the look of it. Looks like Assassins Creed: Star Wars, plus EA. Avoid. It's definitely not like AC in terms of gameplay. And, surprisingly, it's a decent EA game with no microtransactions. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Has anyone been getting this spam caller who posts a picture of a cake?
Sarcasthma 12/28/19 11:00:13 AM #2	https://i.imgur.com/D4bcFtk.jpg --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Are there any diggy/mining games that fool you, they aren't actually diggy/miney
Sarcasthma 12/28/19 8:34:37 AM #2	Untitled Goose Game --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Every size of silver bullion I own
Sarcasthma 12/28/19 2:13:12 AM #13	Mead posted... Ive got like two dozen cubes of bullion in my pantry I'm online speechless. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Hit a deer with my car last night.
Sarcasthma 12/28/19 1:11:16 AM #25	zebatov posted... Im not allowed to post a Louis CK clip about how I feel about them here. Yeah, I doubt the mods would like that part where he says the n-word. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Buying bullion online can be a process...
Sarcasthma 12/27/19 1:06:37 PM #7	Mead posted... Online bullying is actually a very serious issue I only online bully you because I secretly online love you. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Kinda feel like potd
Sarcasthma 12/27/19 4:14:55 AM #5	Jefejonny posted... Wat I'm not mad Well I am. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Kinda feel like potd
Sarcasthma 12/27/19 4:06:03 AM #2	Your account has gone on for too long. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	If you and your cousin use the same strap-on, is it incest?
Sarcasthma 12/27/19 2:59:43 AM #2	This topic backwards is still a bad topic. >:( --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Epic Character Battles of History PoTD version!!!
Sarcasthma 12/26/19 10:46:28 PM #22	wolfy42 posted... Ronald loved attention and this was right up his ally. Walking into the arena he had a machine gun ready and as soon as he saw his hairy opponent across the way, he unleashed his rage with a flood of bullets, tearing up the ground and hitting the figure that was quickly trying to dodge all the bullets multiple times. The monkey king was bloodied already, and pushed himself up from the floor, wiping blood off his mouth. Ronald "Would you like fries with that you damn dirty ape?" The monkey king was angry, who was this clown? He pulled out his pole and extended it, making it large and heavy enough to hit Ronald even from long distance. Ronald laughed "Hah, your trying to super size me are you? I'm the KING of super size B***. Take this!!" Ronald raised his hand and the souls of the thousands of people who had died of heart attacks from his food flowed out, dissolving Sun Wukong's pole and flowing over his arm, eating away at it. As the monkey king screamed in agony, Ronald approached laughing as he did "What do you think we make the burgers out of fool. It's Monkey meat!!!" With that Ronald let fly a punch that knocked out his opponent, and then in front of the millions watching, used a portable grinder to break him down, and create burger patties out of him. I think i'll call these impossible burgers, get those vegetarians worshiping at my golden arches as well. Monkey king 15 Ronald 17......... Thank you for that. That was great. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	dragonforce is such a talented band
Sarcasthma 12/26/19 6:03:09 PM #10	Ive heard them live. It was disappointing. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Epic Character Battles of History PoTD version!!!
Sarcasthma 12/26/19 6:01:46 PM #9	Sun Wukong vs Ronald McDonald --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Woman runs over 14 year old Mexican girl
Sarcasthma 12/26/19 4:07:39 AM #35	JixHedgehog posted... American born Mexican or ... the other type of Mexican? @JixHedgehog Does it matter here? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	R.I.P. My Steam account
Sarcasthma 12/25/19 4:37:51 AM #91	NightMareBunny posted... i just did....hopefully what info i did provide(current email original email and the cd key)are enough but if not...i don't know what else to say Thank the nice man, NMB. He went out of his way to help you. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	How do you like your eggs?
Sarcasthma 12/25/19 3:48:47 AM #25	deviled --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Woman runs over 14 year old Mexican girl
Sarcasthma 12/25/19 3:00:33 AM #6	JixHedgehog posted... American born Mexican or ... the other type of Mexican? Does it matter in this case? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Becoming a herbivore man
Sarcasthma 12/25/19 2:58:55 AM #4	Reeks of alt --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	what did you vote for the goty on steam?
Sarcasthma 12/24/19 5:42:21 PM #9	Black Baby --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	63 car pile up in Virgina.
Sarcasthma 12/23/19 5:55:03 AM #22	Blade_Trinity posted... One road traffic collision and you all lose your shit. Fucking hilarious. Priorities. Really short sentences. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What kinda female admirer are you?
Sarcasthma 12/23/19 2:26:20 AM #15	xjayguyx posted... Nah wrestler Oh wow, that guys...something alright. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What kinda female admirer are you?
Sarcasthma 12/23/19 2:19:33 AM #13	xjayguyx posted... Ass Man Undoubtedly one of the worst superheroes. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What kinda female admirer are you?
Sarcasthma 12/23/19 2:17:30 AM #11	The wiener --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	63 car pile up in Virgina.
Sarcasthma 12/23/19 1:59:49 AM #18	Yeesh, Dustin. I thought we were just joking around. Whyd you take things in that direction? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	63 car pile up in Virgina.
Sarcasthma 12/23/19 12:01:14 AM #6	zebatov posted... Americans and snow dont mix. https://youtu.be/0UGHNhhftEc --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Republican lawmaker engaged in 'domestic terrorism'; trained with militia
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 9:12:09 PM #4	From another article: The report also concluded that Shea was involved in training young people to fight a "holy war." He created a pamphlet called Biblical Basis for War and advocated replacing the government with a theocracy and "the killing of all males who do not agree." --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Republican lawmaker engaged in 'domestic terrorism'; trained with militia
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 9:08:16 PM #3	Muscles posted... So he's using his 2nd amendment rights? Good for him Did you not read the article? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Choice making time (read post before deciding)
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 7:46:15 PM #8	I fucking squint really hard like Leo in Inception. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Finally have a gaming PC to call my own
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 7:32:26 PM #5	Just imagine the speeds at which youll be able to mod with that baby! Zeus is literally shaking right now! --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Santa never gives coal to nice kids. He never gives naughty kids what they want
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 6:59:36 PM #6	Muscles posted... Why does he even give anything to bad kids? Because a shitty gift stings more than no gift. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	It has been 4 years since Lenny was exiled
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 5:37:24 PM #2	Poor Lenny https://youtu.be/VL8Tf83_EQ8 --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	You ready for Christmas?
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 5:27:26 PM #8	ParanoidObsessive posted... It's pretty easy to be ready for when you don't celebrate it. Eeyup --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead.
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 5:20:49 PM #13	JoanOfArcade posted... Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer you creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What are some of the most satisfying or cathartic REVENGE scenes in Movies / TV?
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 4:53:48 AM #20	Get Out where ~~the protagonist kills the family.~~ --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Fast food and Restaurant question...
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 12:52:15 AM #9	Nothing, because I'm the best culinary master of all time and every dish I make is without equal. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	PSA: Apple Shock Tops taste like regurgitated vomit.
Sarcasthma 12/22/19 12:35:27 AM #7	Well yeah, it's made by Anheuser-Busch. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Why did they change vice grip to vise grip in Pokemon?
Sarcasthma 12/21/19 9:36:22 PM #19	Nichtcrawler X posted... I meant things like defence -> defense, yet leaving the c in related words. Apparently, 'defence' comes from the Old French word 'defens', which in turns comes from the Late Latin 'defensum', so I'd say the British spelling is more inconsistent here. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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