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TheWorstPoster 12/22/19 6:07:48 PM #1: |
Suppose a kid asks Santa for coal for Christmas. If he is nice, Santa would never give him coal, since it would be against his policy for giving them coal. If he is naughty, then coal would be the exact thing he asked for, therefore Santa would also refuse to give him coal, since giving what he asked for is only reserved for a nice kid.
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Chaos_Echo 12/22/19 6:12:45 PM #2: |
He kidnaps the smartasses who do that. Where do you think the "elves" come from?
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PK_Spam 12/22/19 6:16:22 PM #3: |
Idk, he probably asks them for toe pics
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Kungfu Kenobi 12/22/19 6:25:26 PM #4: |
Santa has backup plans for this. He's got spare coal for nice kids who are a little weird. The naughty kid gets some (losing) lotto tickets "from grandma".
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Muscles 12/22/19 6:53:12 PM #5: |
Why does he even give anything to bad kids?
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Sarcasthma 12/22/19 6:59:36 PM #6: |
Muscles posted...
Why does he even give anything to bad kids?Because a shitty gift stings more than no gift. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 12/22/19 7:00:46 PM #7: |
He sends in Krampus
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Lokarin 12/22/19 7:03:57 PM #8: |
Santa and God not real
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TheWorstPoster 12/23/19 9:08:32 AM #9: |
bump
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