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TopicA topic of memes
Sarcasthma
11/29/20 11:46:20 AM
#450
captpackrat posted...
And the kicker is that the 911 operators will only respond if you use Spanish.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA topic of memes
Sarcasthma
09/26/20 8:58:25 PM
#211
Mead posted...
lmao

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA topic of memes
Sarcasthma
09/24/20 5:15:52 AM
#201
DiduXD posted...
200th post
Did you have fun in purgatory?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWeather Report 5/11/20
Sarcasthma
09/06/20 1:52:40 PM
#166
Seriously, how did he make that baby?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons Hangout Topic Part 13: Isabelle is Useless Edition
Sarcasthma
08/17/20 6:41:33 AM
#436
FourthDimension posted...
I just found out you cant get villager photos by gifting them fruit anymore (since the summer update it seems), hence why Ankha hasnt given me hers despite trying for over a month...
I just got Zucker's photo by gifting him a wrapped stack of two non-native fruit.

@FourthDimension

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhite people sue black singer so they can steal her name.
Sarcasthma
07/22/20 4:56:44 AM
#31
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Zeus posted...
This sounds so much funnier coming from you. An unpopular troll trying to rock the name of a fictional character bigger than him.
Fucking got him.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNo more coin change
Sarcasthma
07/20/20 4:34:38 AM
#28
SpeeDLeemon posted...
suspended lol
The guy works quickly.

I cant deny that.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMadden 21 will replace Redskins with 'generic Washington team'
Sarcasthma
07/19/20 12:25:32 PM
#43
DPsx7 is gone again.

Rest well, sweet prince.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNo more coin change
Sarcasthma
07/19/20 8:36:09 AM
#23
Far-Queue posted...
He spanks it with his brother, of course. Duh
Damn, I wish I had a spankage bro...

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHot or Not: Belle Delphine
Sarcasthma
07/19/20 3:28:03 AM
#37
ryanell666 posted...
Good lighting and heavy make-up can make any post-wall woman look freshly legal.
Oh hey, you're that guy who hates all homeless people.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNo more coin change
Sarcasthma
07/19/20 3:02:22 AM
#15
Revelation34 posted...
I can smell your tin foil hat.
Why are you smelling his hat?

That's fucking gross, dude.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNo more coin change
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 7:23:15 PM
#7
LinkPizza posted...
It seems to be an NBA 2K thing...
No, those results just show his posts with the same signature.

DPsx7 posted...
I get/spend change. Probably have a few hundred in quarters in my one machine.
Well look who crawled back!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNo more coin change
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 9:40:05 AM
#2
So what's up with your signature?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSo I was looking into buying a strip club and the cash flow seems pretty good
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 9:13:02 AM
#5
blu posted...
I went to FinCon last year.
I don't care about your fish fetish.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHuh... finished all my chores early today, not sure what to do
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 9:10:45 AM
#2
Take a day-long nap, bud.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSo I was looking into buying a strip club and the cash flow seems pretty good
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 9:03:45 AM
#2
Whoa, a blu topic concerning finances.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSing us a song you're the Piano-Man
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 8:29:59 AM
#7
Action53 posted...
Elton John was amazing on the piano but he sucked on the organ
Heyooooo

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you believe Donald Trump has a victim mentality?
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 8:29:31 AM
#51
Wanded posted...
bullying
lmao

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDouble-double Rainbow
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 4:54:28 AM
#10
I have no interest in Dustin's Dark Band.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFuck the poliwag family
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 3:31:34 AM
#23
zebatov posted...
Wow kids threads.
Yeah, they should make topics about rainbows instead.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDouble-double Rainbow
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 2:54:52 AM
#8
Ozmose posted...
Fun Fact: The shadowed area between the rainbows is known as "Alexander's Dark Band".
I kind of want to see Alexander's Dark Band up close.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat do you think of Trump Black Bagging Protestors in Portland and Seattle?
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 2:49:57 AM
#83
Mead posted...
Do you have any evidence or compelling reason to believe that the individuals being unlawfully herded away into unmarked vans are individuals setting fires and/or destroying private property?

Cause its a dangerous thing to simply assume guilt in a situation like this. Otherwise the list of the types of people that get swept up into mysterious vans just grows and grows. Its happened before.
Now watch him run away.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThis photo is creepy to me
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 2:48:35 AM
#6
That dude is totally thinking about that text your mom sent him last night.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicwill balloons be sold in outer space
Sarcasthma
07/18/20 2:30:45 AM
#6
They will be, but they'll unfortunately be filled with space air.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat quality gives you the most immersion in games?
Sarcasthma
07/17/20 9:31:33 PM
#18
DirtBasedSoap posted...
when the characters speak with extremely excessive ellipses
...lol...

...

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSing us a song you're the Piano-Man
Sarcasthma
07/17/20 8:21:46 PM
#3
Absolutely the best Elton John song.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you remember your first level 100 Pokemon?
Sarcasthma
07/16/20 7:23:03 AM
#27
I'm pretty sure it was a Brock.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhere's my free will boson???
Sarcasthma
07/16/20 6:00:28 AM
#11
Mead posted...
Were just more complicated insects

everything we do and every choice we make is just a response to our environment, no matter how objective you try to be
That's why we're trying to destroy the environment.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI caught a frog
Sarcasthma
07/16/20 5:24:36 AM
#11
EclairReturns posted...
You mean like a completionist playing that Wild World game for the Nintendo DS.
Why must you do this?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWashington Redskins are officially changing their name.
Sarcasthma
07/16/20 5:02:39 AM
#73
Washington Redcoats

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you believe Donald Trump has a victim mentality?
Sarcasthma
07/16/20 4:40:26 AM
#2
He has the best mentalities.

Absolutely amazing mentalities.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAll female police force. Yeah or Nah?
Sarcasthma
07/16/20 4:38:16 AM
#47
wolfy42 posted...
Almost nothing I post is totally serious, and when I am totally serious, I usually state it directly cause, you know, I'm not normally totally serious.

Doesn't mean I'm not interested in the responses, just also doesn't mean I really think we should have an all woman police force.
Sorry, its just so rare to see a non-food related topic from you, haha.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAll female police force. Yeah or Nah?
Sarcasthma
07/15/20 8:24:07 PM
#15
Greenfox111 posted...
i really can't tell if this is a serious topic or not
I think it's serious, unfortunately. :(

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI wear a mask because I care about my health.
Sarcasthma
07/15/20 2:45:20 PM
#27
OhhhJa posted...
It's a fucking meme dude
It's a fucking joke, dude.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYour kryptonite to your right?
Sarcasthma
07/15/20 6:45:31 AM
#3
Your mother

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you get this joke?
Sarcasthma
07/15/20 6:11:31 AM
#23
Topicwhat are you listening to
Sarcasthma
07/15/20 6:00:42 AM
#36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb0J5A7pF50

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you get this joke?
Sarcasthma
07/15/20 4:27:51 AM
#17
Metalsonic66 posted...


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"
Sarcasthma
07/15/20 12:34:44 AM
#10
LinkPizza posted...
No. Its been a while. But I dont think ththat was it...
Stick to pepperonis, Pizza Lad.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA TFW Brought COVID to My Region
Sarcasthma
07/15/20 12:09:56 AM
#34
Dude cant even make a proper counter-argument.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"
Sarcasthma
07/14/20 11:42:19 PM
#7
LinkPizza posted...
One times, a girl asked a guy out on a date. When the check came, the guy grabbed his wallet to pay. The girl said, No. I got it. So, he let her pay. She sort of hesitated before giving her car to the waiter. Apparently, the next day, she was mad because he didnt stop her from paying. She want to get the karma points from saying she would pay, but still let the guy pay. And that was when a commenter said, Play stupid games, win stupid prizes... And others agreed...
And her name?

Albert Einstein

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA TFW Brought COVID to My Region
Sarcasthma
07/14/20 11:40:23 PM
#32
zebatov posted...
Except most of it was wrong, Im just not going to bother responding to it because I dont feel like arguing with someone who willingly stays wrong.
lmao

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicRoses are red, these hotwings taste fine
Sarcasthma
07/14/20 12:03:43 PM
#5
Bligh, why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat might be the best song in the world? Idea from Tenacious D - Tribute song
Sarcasthma
07/14/20 6:36:51 AM
#9
SpaceBear_ posted...
One Direction - Best Song Ever

The clue is in the name, idiots.
Check yourself, fool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cikTgwMXY

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI got a pair of "Buck Naked" boxers in the mail
Sarcasthma
07/14/20 5:03:32 AM
#7
Looks like Zeus finally made the first move.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat might be the best song in the world? Idea from Tenacious D - Tribute song
Sarcasthma
07/14/20 4:14:33 AM
#4
Gaawa_chan posted...
Ha, that question isn't possible to answer.


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA TFW Brought COVID to My Region
Sarcasthma
07/14/20 4:07:48 AM
#5
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's foreigners.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTaxes
Sarcasthma
07/13/20 8:12:47 AM
#12
Lokarin posted...
I know, that's why I went overboard
I'm about to toss you overboard like it's the Providence Coffee Party, Lok.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe different ethnic groups of the Medeterranian Sea
Sarcasthma
07/13/20 7:18:18 AM
#4
EclairReturns posted...
Is your implication that you were once married to an expert on European history?


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe different ethnic groups of the Medeterranian Sea
Sarcasthma
07/13/20 6:57:23 AM
#2
You sound just like my ex-wife.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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