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TopicDoes Canada need more freedom?
Sarcasthma
02/20/18 6:34:18 AM
#2
That's nice, dear.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to end all wars
Sarcasthma
02/20/18 6:00:18 AM
#6
Your transgressions will be met with righteous hellfire.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to end all wars
Sarcasthma
02/20/18 5:51:17 AM
#4
We'll see how you feel when all your cities are reduced to rubble.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to end all wars
Sarcasthma
02/20/18 5:39:22 AM
#2
Dogs are better.

*war erupts*
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhen people say "why against gays they dont affect you"? They kinda do
Sarcasthma
02/19/18 7:25:06 AM
#2
Stop.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you believe that jj reddick did just make a slip up and he never uses...
Sarcasthma
02/19/18 7:16:54 AM
#8
Hey guys, could you see if TC will actually post a link? It's kind of silly how adamant he is about never posting links in all of these poll topics he makes.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you believe that jj reddick did just make a slip up and he never uses...
Sarcasthma
02/19/18 7:12:59 AM
#6
I absorb positivity from all the polls you make.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you believe that jj reddick did just make a slip up and he never uses...
Sarcasthma
02/19/18 7:10:53 AM
#4
KazGT6 posted...
you ever heard of google?

Good question. You should make a poll about whether people have heard of Google.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you believe that jj reddick did just make a slip up and he never uses...
Sarcasthma
02/19/18 7:05:50 AM
#2
KazGT6 posted...
Did you read this story?

Nope. Link?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicATTN: Jen0125 and MICHAELCOLE
Sarcasthma
02/19/18 4:00:53 AM
#13
URCtkcR

It's my dog, dawg.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCan I get banned plz
Sarcasthma
02/18/18 10:46:27 PM
#16
Fucking go lick a sandwich, dude.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicPotD Im BOOOorrrrred
Sarcasthma
02/18/18 10:40:18 PM
#10
Another crazy from CE.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAs a truck driver I'm required to pass a physical every 2 yrs (gun control)
Sarcasthma
02/18/18 5:48:02 PM
#48
Kyuubi4269 posted...
KaptainKiro posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The only reason America even became independent was because France helped them in a number of ways to spite Britain. It wasn't some plucky militiamen, it was an empire stretched too thin fighting another empire and prioritizing somewhere else within their domain.


hardly the only reason, but certainly a big factor. you are truly delusional if you think you can reduce the complexities of a military victory so easily.

Implying what America had was a military.

Jeez, youre still mad about that tea?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"We can't serve soda at the moment, would you like something else?"
Sarcasthma
02/18/18 5:39:31 PM
#4
PyroBlade1985 posted...
...what?

TC works at a Wendys and deals with stupid customers.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicLet's just clear some stuff up here
Sarcasthma
02/18/18 5:37:26 PM
#13
So whatd you get in trouble for this time?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicsuddenly you wake up the next morning as rebel wilson
Sarcasthma
02/18/18 10:48:31 AM
#4
And then I say "Wow" a lot.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicsuddenly you wake up the next morning as rebel wilson
Sarcasthma
02/18/18 10:48:16 AM
#3
I suddenly wake up the next morning as Owen Wilson.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYou decide to leave town
Sarcasthma
02/18/18 10:35:20 AM
#2
Get a job.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm new to baseball, need advice
Sarcasthma
02/17/18 4:11:23 PM
#5
Make sure to constantly spit everywhere when you play.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSo according to my girlfriend's journal I have "boundary issues"
Sarcasthma
02/17/18 4:03:58 PM
#15
FinalXemnas posted...
I think the joke would work better if you mentioned reading the journal after the "boundary issues" part.

I appreciate him putting the entire joke in the topic title.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSigh...I have 141 people on my ignore list, who wants to be next?
Sarcasthma
02/17/18 3:38:12 PM
#20
PyroBlade1985 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
PyroBlade1985 posted...
Some people hate me for my last topic, so go ahead.

That Florida shooting topic? Which users hate you for it?

I don't know...Some people are just passionate about politics.

Which people? :p
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFriend has accused another friend of rape and I am losing friends :(
Sarcasthma
02/17/18 3:30:36 PM
#23
lihlih posted...
God, it's like you guys want to justify stifling and putting down accusers down so bad that you have to put words in everyone's mouths to make them look bad.

My post was an add-on to yours, not an accusation. Chill.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSigh...I have 141 people on my ignore list, who wants to be next?
Sarcasthma
02/17/18 3:26:40 PM
#16
PyroBlade1985 posted...
Some people hate me for my last topic, so go ahead.

That Florida shooting topic? Which users hate you for it?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFriend has accused another friend of rape and I am losing friends :(
Sarcasthma
02/17/18 8:37:16 AM
#18
lihlih posted...
I'm not saying she was raped, but automatically saying she regretted it because the dude says so is just all kinds of wrong.

Automatically saying she was raped because she says so is also just all kinds of wrong.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFriend owes me $10, but he insists my math is wrong.
Sarcasthma
02/17/18 7:34:00 AM
#3
Show him this topic.

Hey TC's friend, TC is right. Stop being a dingleberry.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicPenny for your thoughts (Thought Experiment Poll)
Sarcasthma
02/17/18 6:35:58 AM
#4
I sit on the button.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSasukeChaos account was warned
Sarcasthma
02/16/18 8:38:14 PM
#9
Stop.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicdoes every company need their own separate streaming service?
Sarcasthma
02/16/18 7:43:12 AM
#2
Do you need to keep making this same topic?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicso it's gonna rain for almost a whole week starting saturday in texas
Sarcasthma
02/16/18 2:09:27 AM
#15
Whats the weather going to be like in Shizuoka City this weekend? Please, I have to know.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAre You Abstaining from Anything During Lent?
Sarcasthma
02/16/18 2:05:23 AM
#24
faramir77 posted...
I am going to break my lent

right now

Classic
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicStereotypes lately. Whites are all pedophiles, (defense they are all gays)
Sarcasthma
02/15/18 5:58:59 PM
#2
Stop
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicJesus/God killed himself so that your sins are forgiven.
Sarcasthma
02/15/18 2:10:34 AM
#13
Get your shit together, mods.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicrip tide pods i hardly knew you
Sarcasthma
02/14/18 11:21:51 PM
#23
likehelly posted...
you can't even put tide pods in your signature

What about tide pools?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicrip tide pods i hardly knew you
Sarcasthma
02/14/18 5:44:56 PM
#10
Yeah, ok
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicrip tide pods i hardly knew you
Sarcasthma
02/14/18 5:41:57 PM
#8
likehelly posted...
like i didn't even do anything with it

they immediately suspended, and then banned it, because of something that could possibly happen

that's like arresting a dude because he might possibly shoplift when he walks into the store

In their defense, it was one of your accounts. Of course you were going to commit some shenanigans with it.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you think back in '72 the olympics should have been cancelled?
Sarcasthma
02/13/18 6:26:14 PM
#3
What are you doing with our responses to all of these questions?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicthese moderation rules have gone too far
Sarcasthma
02/13/18 9:31:45 AM
#21
Hey @Muffinz0rz, don't be such a sandwich-eater.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSo thoughts on the Obama Presidential painting?
Sarcasthma
02/13/18 9:17:35 AM
#29
I appreciate the fact that it makes Nathan so angry.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhere's the "Yes, but I'm better off without one" option?
Sarcasthma
02/13/18 6:39:22 AM
#8
JasIsmine posted...
Cacciato posted...
Was the question, do you have a penis?

I laugh so hard, I shit my pants from this.

That shit is on your hands, @Cacciato

I hope you're proud of yourself.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhere's the "Yes, but I'm better off without one" option?
Sarcasthma
02/13/18 5:48:45 AM
#6
LukeyC224 posted...
Cacciato posted...
Was the question, do you have a penis?

Yes. It's just too much of a burden and I can never get pants to fit.

You gotta get some of those special pants with the dong sheath.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhere's the "Yes, but I'm better off without one" option?
Sarcasthma
02/13/18 5:34:24 AM
#3
Cacciato posted...
Was the question, do you have a penis?

Heyoooooooooooo
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicthese moderation rules have gone too far
Sarcasthma
02/12/18 9:17:24 AM
#11
Helly is a seafoam, gimp-lipped shell of a shadow.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe poll today. Hard choice...
Sarcasthma
02/12/18 8:33:40 AM
#3
nesrtkfan posted...
there's a board to discuss the daily polls and this one isn't the right one

Shush.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSteamed Hams but it's a PotD topic.
Sarcasthma
02/11/18 12:15:54 PM
#2
"Wubba lubba dub dub!"
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicattn jen, did you kill a turtle
Sarcasthma
02/11/18 12:37:11 AM
#5
In her defense, she was wearing a Mario costume.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topichey what's up
Sarcasthma
02/11/18 12:33:01 AM
#13
Speaking of getting modded...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.2.user=ImmortalityV
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm not dead.
Sarcasthma
02/10/18 11:25:27 AM
#17
RCtheWSBC posted...
Who is Randy?


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI think homophobia is as natural as homosexuality
Sarcasthma
02/10/18 9:14:10 AM
#7
Mead posted...

FrozenBananas posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Someone post a gif that accurately represents how this topic makes me feel, please.


eT1UH5L

I can always count on you guys. <3
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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