Lurker > Romulox28

as soon as i saw the multiverse shit in the first ep i was checked out. dumbest and most overused trope in media now

arts and crafts are a good time waster, get finger paints or one of those marker sets that you cant draw on furniture with

you could try a movie but a 2 year old probably doesnt have the attention span for that yet

you could bake cookies or something, get box mix so all the kid has to do is dump in the milk or eggs

the problem with a 2 year old is that they can only do an activity for like 5 min before they get bored so you'll have to keep cycling through shit. honestly what i'd do is take your kid with you to run errands, go to the food store, target, the mall, whatever. also where i live there are a lot of these indoor play cafes around where you buy a time slot for a few hrs and it's basically an indoor playplay with a coffee bar in it, they're pricy but might be worth it for your sanity

edit: i have you tagged as Good Taste in Music, forgot why so i looked at your last fm and we listen to basically the same shit lol

Just played the trial and I think its cool, fills the forza horizon void Ive had since I bought the ps5. But 70 bucks is steep for a game, is it worth it?

LightHawKnight posted...

The season stuff is fun, if you are not forced into them. It is weird how people are shocked about seasons. They existed since D2.

i didnt really play the other diablo games much, just bought 4 because it looked really cool. when you play though the campaign it gives you the impression this is going to be one of those MMO-lite type games like Destiny but instead you have to keep restarting your characters or whatever if you want to play the new content

i liked the campaign a lot and probably put in close to 100hrs trying all the characters, fully exploring the world, doing dungeons etc. but then you get to the end game and it kind of feels pointless, like grinding for the sake of it instead of to play in some cool new area or fight a special boss or whatever.

then you have the season thing, you can tell blizzard really wants you to play that instead of the eternal realm but it's the dumbest shit ever. i do not understand why someone would want to start over as a new character and have to level up on a schedule basically to unlock shit, and then you cant use your character in the next season. why is this a thing?

final nail in the coffin for me was the cash shop, you can tell they put all the coolest skins behind a paywall which is very lame because unlocking cool looking gear is another motivator to keep grinding.

really cool game IMO and I definitely got my moneys worth but it's mostly been untouched since i completed the campaign and realized this seasonal model is bullshit

I like to think of myself as a pretty serious gamer. I've played all the "hard" games, such as Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, etc and I've destroyed them all. They weren't even remotely a challenge for me. I don't know if it's my quick reflexes or my tactical thinking, but if you put a video game in front of me, that game is going to be beat. The only thing that is getting in my way is a dead controller battery (and even then, I always carry backups at all times).

Lately, I've been getting into more physical activities to challenge me, as video games just do not cut it anymore. I've tried both team sports and solo activities, such as running or rock climbing, and as expected, I've dominated in each of them. However, I do find these activities fun as a change of pace from my usual gaming.

So when my new girlfriend Michelle (pronounced Mish-elle) asked if I wanted to try sex, I jumped at the opportunity. I've never had sex before (why waste my seed?) but I figured it would be a great chance to see if this is the ultimate test for my skills. I know lots of men brag about their sexual prowess, so I wanted to see if this was an adequate challenge for someone like me, or just another disappointment.

To prepare, we first engaged in what Michelle called "foreplay." This was almost pathetically easy; nothing but a bunch of open mouth kisses and rhythmic breast grabs. I even noticed Michelle had her eyes closed, which I think truly illustrates the simplicity of this phase of the sexual process.

After about ten minutes of that nonsense, we decided to go right into the main event, sexual intercourse. For weeks leading up to this moment, I had practiced throwing hoops of various sizes into the air and thrusting my penis through them, simulating what I expected sex to be like, and preparing for any moment. My precision had become unmatched.

So you can imagine my disappointment when Michelle took off her pants and all there was just one hole, and a stationary hole at that. I entered this hole with absolutely no difficulty, tried a few of the trick thrusts I had practiced at home, and 30 seconds later it was over.

After sex, I told Michelle that I had never been more disappointed in my entire life, and she agreed. How do people find any enjoyment in this? It reminded me of the quick time events in the video games I frequently dominate, only on a biological level.

Are people really such simpletons that this is a pleasurable activity for them, or am I missing something?

Well I learned something new today

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sounds like all that Applebees ice cream has gone to your head

Is there ever a situation where someones like she/them or something

Alteres posted...

I miss GB topics.

dont worry pal i got a doozy in the works

This. Could. Change. Everything.

This. Could. Change. Everything.

painting them is like the whole point

Its just snake oil?

Twisted metal 2

Its been over for like a decade bro

He is the reason I wake up every morning

Idk about the rest of you guys

I come back to CE for the first time in a while and pinky is going full nikovado avocado now, nice

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/2/AAail0AAEbCu.jpg
this you?

Tyranthraxus posted...

Remember that time John Lennon was doing a duet with Chuck Berry and they had to cut Yoko Ono's mic to stop her horrible singing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGuxGGOIV0

Lol @ Chuck berrys face at 1:58

He would have loved it as much as I do