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TopicRuneScape in 2024
Northlane
05/04/24 12:37:15 PM
#71
Half the active players are bots

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TopicKendrick - Meet the Grahams
Northlane
05/04/24 1:19:31 AM
#23
This was brutal

Kendrick is unmatched

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TopicBethesda announces major Starfield update with new features; improvements
Northlane
05/01/24 7:31:29 PM
#38
Too little too late IMO

Game was only decent enough for 1 playthrough and I don't ever see myself coming back

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TopicKendrick finally dropped
Northlane
04/30/24 2:02:17 PM
#22
This went hard and he didnt even pull out the deep cuts, mostly just making fun of him

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TopicSupermarket simulator is a relaxing game
Northlane
04/24/24 10:11:48 PM
#4
lmao that vid was funny

ProfessorKukui posted...
damn, are people unironically paying someone for the retail experience when they can just go work at Walmart & experience the real hell at minimum wage.
technically you're managing you're managing your store in the game gotta lick too many boots for that in real life

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TopicSupermarket simulator is a relaxing game
Northlane
04/24/24 9:41:06 PM
#1
Saw some clips of caseoh playing it and decided to check it out

Having been a multi-purpose clerk at a local supermarket as my first ever job makes it relatable

Props to the dev for taking a simple idea and running with it. Hopefully they don't abandon the game in early access and actually release the stuff they got planned like shoplifting and stuff

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TopicStellar Blade reviews dropping in the next hour
Northlane
04/24/24 10:05:01 AM
#26
Digital Foundry says it's highly polished and bug-free

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TopicMan it's hard to go back to old Mario games after Mario Odyssey
Northlane
04/23/24 7:13:13 PM
#21
The only 3D platformers from the N64 that are still enjoyable are the GOATs

Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie

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TopicFirst/ Tutorial Bosses that will kick your ass
Northlane
04/22/24 7:35:18 PM
#9
Pieta in Lords of the Fallen 2023

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TopicJapanese cops bust interior decorator that moonlighted selling hacked Pokemon
Northlane
04/19/24 6:40:14 PM
#15
I wonder, what's stopping someone from offering to 'procure' pokemon someone requests (i.e. EV trained, certain IVs or shinies) under the guise of convenience services but really just hacking the mons?

This guy didn't disguise his little business

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TopicFallout renewed for Season 2
Northlane
04/19/24 12:35:45 PM
#5
[Everybody liked that]

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TopicWould you watch an Elder Scrolls TV series?
Northlane
04/19/24 12:10:18 PM
#23
TES would never work as a series, you'd need to pump too much money into it for it to be good

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TopicEvery Cybertruck recalled.
Northlane
04/19/24 11:08:15 AM
#7
LMAO, Musk apologists in shambles

thunderf00t laughing to the bank

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TopicI always start with the Water starters in Pokemon
Northlane
04/18/24 11:13:25 PM
#11
On first playthroughs I went with water 5 outta 9 times.

Squirtle
Totodile
Treecko
Chimchar
Oshawott
Froakie
Popplio
Scorbunny
Sprigatito

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TopicMelissa Berrerra wants back in on the scream franchise.
Northlane
04/18/24 4:20:19 PM
#12
A modern day Scary Movie has a lot of potential assuming it isn't watered down for the masses

There's been a truck load of unique horror flicks to come out since the last one

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TopicNo charges for Los Angeles officer who shot and killed teen in dressing room
Northlane
04/18/24 2:15:06 PM
#17
Fuck cops, the justice system is fundamentally broken

I'd say doordash drivers put their lives at risk more regularly than those chumps in uniform

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TopicWhat is this place?
Northlane
04/17/24 9:53:44 PM
#9
Home of many future PotDers

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TopicThe whole point is to shut down the board with the least amount of blowback
Northlane
04/17/24 9:08:40 PM
#51
Come election day, this board might get a whole lot smaller

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TopicFinal Fantasy 7 Rebirth Has Reportedly Sold About Half of What FF7 Remake Did
Northlane
04/15/24 5:16:52 PM
#87
I won't play FF7 until the full game is out

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TopicOh FUCK! Current Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board
Northlane
04/15/24 1:33:22 PM
#226
RIP Mabus

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TopicOh FUCK! Current Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board
Northlane
04/15/24 1:15:39 PM
#148
Damn one Purge and CE is gone

Slow death of the board is all but certain

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TopicArizona Coyotes moving to Salt Lake City, Utah
Northlane
04/13/24 3:21:23 AM
#29
They're leaving because the "not in my backyard" people didn't want a mostly privately funded arena built on a plot of land currently occupied by a toxic landfill

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TopicHiring a beautiful model and then making her in-game model ugly: Ubisoft Edition
Northlane
04/12/24 6:02:13 PM
#38
Umbreon posted...
TC hasn't come back.


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TopicWoman commits murder-suicide because of the eclipse
Northlane
04/12/24 3:13:42 PM
#30
Another right wing religious nut joins the infinite void

Shame she took innoceny people with her

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TopicWorst Resident Evil game?
Northlane
04/12/24 2:59:15 PM
#6
RE0 mainline

Umbrella Corps otherwise

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TopicFallout 4 modern update coming in two weeks.
Northlane
04/11/24 4:59:18 PM
#26
It's about goddamn time

Guess I'll finally boot up my PS4 save and finish the game

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TopicHiring a beautiful model and then making her in-game model ugly: Ubisoft Edition
Northlane
04/10/24 9:28:40 PM
#1
Have you seen these latest gotcha ?

https://twitter.com/Mangalawyer/status/1777758435376824679

Reminds me of: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5185c531.jpg

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"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
TopicThe Now You See Me cast is officially returning for Now You See Me 3
Northlane
04/10/24 8:46:25 PM
#13
Zikten posted...
I'm still mad the 2nd movie wasn't called Now You Don't


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TopicMexican TV station accidentally shows a testicular eclipse
Northlane
04/10/24 3:33:17 AM
#14
Lmaoo

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TopicYou have $20 and 1 hour for lunch. where do you go?
Northlane
04/09/24 7:56:35 PM
#42
Chicken Avocado Burrito from El Pollo Loco for $11

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TopicPSA: 3DS/Wii U online servers are shutting down after today
Northlane
04/08/24 8:43:20 PM
#44
Wii U - Less than 12 year old console and online is already dead, meanwhile 18 year old PS3 still kickin'

Nintendo consoles are the shittiest purchases

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TopicDisney to start cracking down on password-sharing from June, CEO Iger says.
Northlane
04/05/24 4:00:17 PM
#24
There's no point to paying for any streaming service, I say that as someone who still pays for Netflix

Everything gets uploaded to the internet the very next day

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TopicIsrael intentionally targeted WCK workers
Northlane
04/03/24 10:45:44 PM
#106
Talk2DaHand posted...
Disgusting country.
This

I literally would not give a shit if the neighboring countries ganged up on them

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"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
TopicNew vid leak: San Bernadino cops shooting and killing 15 y/o kidnapped victim.
Northlane
04/02/24 12:11:35 AM
#6
The only good pig is a dead one

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"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
TopicIt really is hilarious just how hard the Suicide Squad game failed
Northlane
03/31/24 4:59:00 PM
#1
The Marvel's Avengers game that was de-listed is exponentially better than this piece of garbage

Season 1 released and you they introduced a new character-- Joker, but they don't just give him to you... Unlocking the new character is literally the endgame of the season LMAO. You have to grind 35 ranks re-playing the same shitty missions to even unlock the mission where you "save the Joker"

All that just to fight a "new" Brainiac but it's just a re-hash of the Green Lantern boss fight

EIGHT YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT

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TopicHelldivers 2 General: For Democracy!
Northlane
03/29/24 1:19:44 PM
#308
I see people saying the Quasar is OP but I don't see it

On higher difficulties with multiple elites on you the CD time will get you killed

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TopicPost lyrics from a song off the top of your head.
Northlane
03/27/24 12:11:59 PM
#309
I've got a secret
It's on the tip of my tongue, it's on the back of my lungs
And I'm gonna keep it
I know something you don't know

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"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
TopicRUMOR: Sonic Heroes remake in the works
Northlane
03/26/24 11:52:20 AM
#2
Why'd they choose the most boring 3D Sonic game to remake?

Going through the same stages 4 times has never been fun.

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"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
TopicDragon's Dogma 2 getting 9/10s despite reportedly shit performance
Northlane
03/20/24 5:15:28 PM
#55
Xenogears15 posted...
This comment invalidates any video game opinions you may have.
It beats

Nioh 1 and 2
Code Vein
Remnant 1 and 2
The Surge 1 and 2
LOTF OG
Lies of P

Easily in terms of atmosphere, content, and Level design

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TopicDragon's Dogma 2 getting 9/10s despite reportedly shit performance
Northlane
03/20/24 11:52:41 AM
#1
Really shows how pointless scored reviews are

The new Lords of the Fallen was getting 7s due to performance issues at launch and then I played it and thought it was easily the best 3D Souls-like out there

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TopicWhat the shit, Monopoly Go made 10 BILLION DOLLARS in 10 fucking months?!
Northlane
03/19/24 6:06:42 PM
#4
Having previously tried a mobile game that bears Scopely's logo... I'm not surprised

They have taking advantage of whales down to a goddamn science

I'm talking real Moby Dick's spending thousands of dollara over just a few weeks

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TopicHelldivers 2 General: For Democracy!
Northlane
03/19/24 11:10:47 AM
#196
They really need to make primary weapons as good as the breaker

Even after the nerf, I keep coming back to it after trying anything else because everything else just feels like I'm handicapping myself

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TopicGames you must play before you die.
Northlane
03/18/24 8:23:21 PM
#7
Outer Wilds

One of the few games I wish I could have erased from memory just to blind playthrough again

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TopicI separated a dog fight the dumb way now i cant move my hand lmao..
Northlane
03/18/24 6:46:27 PM
#74
Next time just jam your thumb in its ass and it will stop biting instantly

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TopicKC Chiefs billionaire owners threaten to leave unless tax payers pay for them
Northlane
03/18/24 2:27:59 PM
#97
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/978224c9.jpg


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TopicWelcome to Dragon's Dogma II - Presented by Ian McShane
Northlane
03/15/24 8:32:08 PM
#3
The more I see the more disappointed I am that I'm sitting with a thumb in my ass for like 4 days after everyone else gets it because of when it's scheduled to be delivered to me

I paid $13 for it due to a gift card I had at the place I pre-ordered but I'm not getting it till Monday, March 25th

Y'all think that if I walk in to Walmart next Friday to purchase it that I'll be able to walk in on Monday with a receipt and a sealed copy from somewhere else and get a full price refund?

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TopicNew MMORPG from Runescape creator
Northlane
03/13/24 11:02:50 PM
#14
I'll give it a shot when it comes out because why not. Everything I ever read about Andrew Gower when I was young made him sound like a passionate dude who just had no interest in management. He wanted to step down but still have some creative control over Runescape but the corporate world gave him a hard reality check.

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