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Nah, just means things are safer. Maybe. Hopefully. If the race war doesn't happen...

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

"Hey, my mod made those stolen crowns"
or maybe
"I did everything wrong, I did nothing correct"

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

Nazanir posted...

He refuses to show his phone and his account, because it could "harm his family"

Because showing proof would put his two de-clawed cats in danger. The only one who hasn't been doxed in that house is Jasper. His vests have pockets full of lies.

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

Nazanir posted...

I know this was meant in jest, but how many of Phil's actual unironic fans ARE female? I've seen KF going in depth about most of Phil's fans, and as far as I have seen, his whales are all males (with actual mental issues, not trying to be an ass here), so I am curious. Anyone know of female fans?

Well, there's Leanna...and Kat...and those are the only ones I know that identified themselves. The pig's too toxic to have his own harem. Lol he hates waifus; he's barely interested in his own wife. Just needs a mother figure in the house cleaning and cooking.

Boy, would it be hilarious if she pulled the rip cord and snatched up his inVESTments on her way out.

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

Kat must keep a big stick around the pigpen and threaten to whack him with it if he makes eyes at any woman, even animu ones. I've had controlling gf's, but I can't imagine being that whipped.

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

Well, he did nothing wrong. He did everything correct. His fans have to dab on the trolls by unloading their life savings onto the pig. It makes sense if you don't think about it.

#SaveThePigTheGame

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

Enough suspensions for a permaban, yet he's still there. Pigroach is unkillable. I wonder if this devil's magic can be replicated and harnessed. You could rule the world with that power. Good thing he's just a lazy unaware narcissist.

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

Why's he emailing a bot? Was he banned AGAIN?

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

Bad_Mojo posted...

If I ever stop posting regularly on here it's because I'm dead or I'm in jail for beating the fuck out of DSP

Unless you're one of his spurned ex-whales, that's a bit much. The guy can barely carry groceries. Any sort of confrontation with him would end with him eating dirt. He runs for the hills when someone who disagrees with him is within earshot. Or bans them.

...If you're for realsies, then make a grab for one of his "Home Security Axes" and calmly explain to him why that's a stupid fucking idea.

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

He barely shuffles around to put on extra clothing, and bought more of the same clothes because they were too "heavy". Intimacy probably feels like a chore to him.

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

Well, they are part of his "business". Snort Gout Productions.

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

He made almost 20 grand with his vest nonsense, but he STILL needs more money for bills and taxes? Methinks all that sweet cash is being funneled elsewhere. That gacha game thing feels more relevant every time I hear it.

I can't stand that "in reality" of "Well, guyz, you gave me more money so I have to pay MORE in taxes next year." Then we found out he hasn't paid taxes at all. Where's the money, LeGoutski??

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

Personally, while funny, people shouldn't be touching the poop that is the PigRoach. Let him wallow in his misery for our amusement. He did it to himself, trying to be an internet tough guy. He's talked trash about family, friends, and developers, kicked other streamers when they were down (Tobuscus, Tevin, ProJared, Dr. Bathroom, er, Disrespect), and scammed people out of their money.

He can't just "In Reality" these truths away. The internet never forgets.

All the while, we just keep gathering the gold dust over the years. Let him lie thru his balding hairline. It just means more memes at his expense. His hypocrisy and constant fence-sitting stance is nauseating, though.

By the by, it's not hatred. I'm just watching the head-on collision of a narcissist and reality. Boy, is it gonna be fun when he's old and grey and still begging for tips and vest streaks! Maybe he'll wear a full fishing set by then. He'll have enough for a boat by then, if not already.

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

MC_BatCommander posted...

lmao wow that's an interesting twist

Nazanir posted...

In an unexpected turn of events, the DMCA takedowns were legit.

Popsicolo, who made various emotes for Phil, stole them from some blogspot. The link to that blogspot was in the actual file names.

Would be hilarious to see how Phil is going to spin this one.

#TevinWasRight

He called it that Popsy might have stolen the images. That's so funny. Hope SnortSide gets banned again. I heard that Twitter troll has DSP's IP address. Might explain the DDoS. DSP's not the kind of person who would understand VPNs, let alone pay for them.

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!

LightningAce11 posted...

"If twitch doesn't care to tell me I'm giving them a day to explain before I leave."

"They might've fired me, but I'll give 'em a day before I quit." I get Machinima vibes from that. Pig ego is stronk.

...But of course, it was an automated thing and he's back. If he can Matrix through a bankruptcy, I doubt he'll ever be banned for reals or reigned in for tax evasion. He could stab a guy on stream and still be okay. ItsAGundam had it right; he is indeed a male Twitch thot.

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Switch It Up!

You mean he "froze" the Vest Streak, right? Nothing stops the streak, not even Deh Trulls!

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Switch It Up!

NO FREAKING WAY!! That's hilarious! But I'm gonna reel it back because he's just gonna squeal his heart out to an admin and get back in their favor to keep on beggin' on.

I had a hearty laugh at that tweet, though.

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Switch It Up!

He sometimes contradicts himself in the same sentence, since most of 'em are run-ons. His fence-sitting on every subject is vomit-inducing. Also, if he says "in reality" one more time...

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

It's always hilarious when he tries to enact Pignosis on people that aren't paypigs.

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

Why be responsible when you can stumble thru life with a band of wheelchairs at your back? It's the kind of dumb luck I wish I had...but at least I don't look like him: pasty, old, and miserable.

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

[N] If you want global struggle-snuggle rates to spike and have World War 3 for reals, then go ahead.

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

MachineJaipur posted...

nicer than calling them what they'd be called otherwise

A bitch

I was thinking of a worse word but ok.

*cuh-cough*

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

"Jealousy" is his go-to defense because he clearly does nothing wrong, and nothing is more important than screwing Phil over from enjoying himself. Like, does he hear himself talk? How is he almost 40 and sound like he's 10? "I just wanna play games and have fun."

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

-Castlevania Reference-

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

jpenny2 posted...

. Imagine a food critic hating most food and not understanding how to work a fork--that's Phil.

Funny that you mentioned him being confused by silverware. He used a FUCKING SPOON to eat a cup of ramen! I couldn't make that up if I tried.

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

Good luck on the yearly coin flip. I didn't have a question, just wanted to comment.

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

BlackDSP is more quotable and entertaining. WhiteLTG is a greedy gout-riddled boomer stuck in the 80s, always reminding everyone what he did over a decade ago. He also cringes at waifus and romance; when asked why, he nasally retorts "Because I'm married." Sad but true.

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

Dammit, I should've said "Even on his vest day" :P

He should just accept that he's a living joke. Then he can snort as the shekels roll in and just play games and have fun, like he said.

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

If you only watch one, check out pocok's TIHYDP Dark Souls Redemption Run. It's worth it for the musical interludes alone.

Also, it's mostly a lot of clueless paypigs just lining up to pass their cash. I am enjoying the fact that he hates the vest as his biggest accomplishment. Even on his best day, he's still miserable.

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

I feel sick. Pigroach outlived Cryaotic and EVO. 2020 truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Every day's a new kick in the teeth @_@

I demand a new reality. I want to move to another dimension...

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

jpenny2 posted...

He wants people to tip sooner rather than later so that there won't be drama

What??? He literally sold the vest on drama; he said it excites people to wait till the last minute to see if it hits. This Pignosis is ridiculous; he just shapes reality however he wants, and if you call him out on it, you're a moron. How and why are these wheelchairs still paying his way?

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

So he still has the gout rock, even though he claims he's had no flare-ups? You can hear him swaying back and forth during his hour-long pre-streams, too. He should consider getting that checked out. Same for his super snort.

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2020 is proof that we're on the darkest timeline. Nothing and no one is safe. Except for the PigRoach, apparently...

Isn't his vest streak past 100 now? That's at least 10 grand in his fat pocket. Is he really this bad with money? And with a woman in tow? All he ever complains about is money, even with a steady stream of it pouring in. Pathetic.

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From the womb to the tomb
Get that ricotta, bada bing bada boom

She brings an exciting flare to the phrase "puppy mill".

And by "exciting flare", I mean DAT ASS! Mmm.

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From the womb to the tomb
Get that ricotta, bada bing bada boom

Well, they're called wheelchair symbols for a reason. Not surprising that they'd hover over a gas leak like DarksDePhil. Eventually he'll do something to break the illusion, as KGhaleon, Tut, and others have learned. I love how they were marked as mentally ill afterward. He's such a class act, shitting on everyone who doesn't fully agree with him and his warped reality.

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From the womb to the tomb
Get that ricotta, bada bing bada boom

A rogue fan of the Pigroach was passin' out cappyright strikes, and Tevin got one. Can't upload till August iirc.

I didn't know he was restreaming from Bitwave. Isn't that the site that melts your CPU from usage? Or was that dlive?

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From the womb to the tomb
Get that ricotta, bada bing bada boom

Nah

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From the womb to the tomb
Get that ricotta, bada bing bada boom

Nuts to his brainwashed fans. If they wanna bleed themselves dry for their dear PigRoach, I say let 'em. Some gotta learn their lessons the hard way.

So, Tervin's out, LSB is doing his own thing, and I heard Soma got strikes, too. What's the new REEstream hub? While he is boring, it's still funny to see Darks-De-Phil screw up simple things and blame everything but himself.

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From the womb to the tomb
Get that ricotta, bada bing bada boom

Tevin is down. Duhtractors are getting copystrikes all over. R.I.P. to my fellow eggs.

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From the womb to the tomb
Get that ricotta, bada bing bada boom

I no longer wish to be on this planet anymore.

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From the womb to the tomb
Get that ricotta, bada bing bada boom

"I want a pet cat!"
"Done, but he has no claws. If he goes outside, squirrels will eat him."

"I want secure employment!"
"Done, but only [wheelchair-symbol]s will watch and support you."

"I wanna be famous!"
"Done, but you're the laughingstock of the internet."

"I want fun montages of my work!"
"Done, but they're This-Is-How-You-DON'T-Plays."

"I need to protect my home from criminals!"
"Done, but you can't understand how guns work. Here's a pile of axes. Hide them."

This is fun.

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From the womb to the tomb
Get that ricotta, bada bing bada boom

How did his wheelchair fanbase NOT expect this? He literally fleeced them for $2000 to show off a year-old cat.

I'll take this moment to recite my favorite Chinese proverb. Ahem. "You get what ya fuckin' deserve!"

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From the womb to the tomb
Get that ricotta, bada bing bada boom

Nazanir posted...

It's a new 300 dollar tip goal. Twice a day...

It's greed! It's gree-
Greed Is MASSIVELY Strong!

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Yes, I still own the sig, and it's business related.
THE DARKNESS GROWS.

Bad_Mojo posted...

Is he doing anything for the 100 Streak? Like maybe playing Three Houses?

He has pigsplained the vest streak over and over for the first two hours. And I can't believe he said the new vest is "lighter". Like, how weak is the PigRoach's spine that he can't handle cloth?

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Yes, I still own the sig, and it's business related.
THE DARKNESS GROWS.

Brie "SpongeBob Booty" Larson

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Yes, I still own the sig, and it's business related.
THE DARKNESS GROWS.

LightningAce11 posted...

It amazes me how phil chooses not to pay his federal taxes because he wants to get a rare wwe card.

Shouldn't the irs be banging on his door?

but you don't understand. he has gout, dood.

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Yes, I still own the sig, and it's business related.
THE DARKNESS GROWS.

I learned something today. Sort of. I think.

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Yes, I still own the sig, and it's business related.

Stop being bitch-made and tell her to get the fuck out.

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Yes, I still own the sig, and it's business related.

Reasons To Not Have a Simp for a Roommate +1

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Yes, I still own the sig, and it's business related.

If she has time to complain, she has time to walk. No one ever carries MY bags. Stop being a baby.

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Yes, I still own the sig, and it's business related.