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...and then she found another guy to hop onto. Still feelin' tough, slick?
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so it IS possible to hit the jackpot twice...
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that's not...ah, nothin'
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I don't understand. Asian girls, let alone the younger ones, don't have anything to grab. Why are they doing this? What's the point?
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all of them

real life is depressing
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"You might not be one, but you're wearing a hooker's uniform"
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50Blessings posted...

Also remember that that big red R word is now trying to become a Mayor.

that's so fucking brutal. I want him to be my mayor.
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CensorErik posted...

NinjaPirateDood posted...

[Really dumb thing I said]

His wife killed him then herself.

O_o

oh...um...guess that makes me a terrible person. my humor is dank, but that's fucked, man. I didn't have that context before. I actually feel bad now.
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FLUFFYGERM posted...

NinjaPirateDood posted...

where do they get the nerve to charge the price of a car for renting their used goods?

Unbelievably beautiful and experienced women can easily ask and receive that much money for four hours of their time. I mean, you're talking supermodel status. The types of beautiful women that are going to be arm candy for very wealthy men.

they're just arrogant thots with makeup. wouldn't waste my cash flow on 'em regardless of my status.
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California is the new Florida. Look out for CaliMan/Woman/Boy/Girl!
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hmm...looks like I need to analyze the situation. #a2m
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where do they get the nerve to charge the price of a car for renting their used goods?
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good for them. I'm too frugal; I wouldn't spend more than a quarter of that on such a thing. luckily, I know where to look...
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Phil Hartman needs to pull the broomstick out of his ass.

Also, yes, the blowup from females is hilarious on twitter. If you're claiming women are perfect angels, then you are clearly ignoring objective reality. Guys aren't killing themselves or walking away because it's Tuesday.
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Mmm, Taki. Back when ninja girls were actual ninjas.
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SoundNetwork posted...

where are the pics you fuck

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jumi posted...

chill02 posted...

RebelElite791 posted...

(((GlRLS TAMPOONS)))

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therewasatime posted...

Nostradumbass posted...

well they are a bunch of snowflakes, Blizzard is an appropriate name.

flawless victory

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"Must weigh less than 180lbs"
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Her house is likely covered in dog shit. No thx.
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you know, they say depression is just anger without energy

and yet, now all I feel is apathy. what does this mean?
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I'm only jealous that someone can so easily give up on life; it's like a government-assisted suicide.
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Mmm, Marie with honkers and stupid hair. I love it! Also...

SSJGrimReaper posted...

Frolex posted...

" E i g h t e e n "

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Yes because morals are for kissless virgins. Also, plausible deniability. They don't know I know.
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Normies ruin everything
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don't forget to squirt your vanilla creamer in her coffee. chicks love that.
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the cringe is real.

if she ever decides to stop by, slap her with your ween till she turns cute.
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The fairest of arrests.
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Stop being a weenie and speak up to your boss; if they don't like it, threaten them with quitting.
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Florida Boy strikes again?
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projectile vomit
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ew, why is her voice so deep? >_<
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Anisoptera posted...

kislev posted...

Anisoptera posted...

You're better off spending $3,000 on an escort because at least you know what you're getting

U can go to south asia for two weeks
And have as many women as u want
For half the price

it's about quality, how attractive she is, her passion, and her set of skills.

there is no woman on this planet, or any other, that is worth staring at for 4 hours for 3000 shekels.

a fool and his money are quickly separated, though.
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nicklebro posted...

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Nomadic View posted...

Schwarber posted...

ClockworkHare posted...

sure why not

I think the narrative is theyre just doing it for free surgery, or some bs

Whatever. I dont have any issue with Americans serving the country just for free education. I dont have any issue for Americans serving the country to rectify a medical condition.

It's depressing to know that the surgery will make them more miserable. But whatevs, c'est la vie.

What about the people it makes happier?

oh, you mean the small percentage of actually happy people? yeh, sure. good for them.
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Nomadic View posted...

Schwarber posted...

ClockworkHare posted...

sure why not

I think the narrative is theyre just doing it for free surgery, or some bs

Whatever. I dont have any issue with Americans serving the country just for free education. I dont have any issue for Americans serving the country to rectify a medical condition.

It's depressing to know that the surgery will make them more miserable. But whatevs, c'est la vie.
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Full Throttle posted...

She is the daughter of Jakob's FIRST COUSIN

That's his niece, dumbass. Also, ew.
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Pepys Monster posted...

So is he 41, or 47?

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man, FUCK that guy. I personally wouldn't have done all that. he better appreciate that someone gives a shit about him. I say kick his face in. I'll pay that damn bill with an ass-whooping!

they're not even my "friend", and I'm pissed at him!
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so, in the Americas, we have thots running around playing #metoo on their phones, and in JapanLand...we have this. poor thing deserved better.

also, what the fuck does this have to do with him being black, TC?
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if you're 18+ and you're worried about how other people date, you need to reevaluate your life. she thinks since she has cow-tits that she can just force her opinion as fact. social media is filled to the brim with stupid.
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it's like women don't know what art even is. you can't just remove it from sight because it hurts your fee-fees. every image is a major part of human history. next, they'll want to take down Mona Lisa for some stupid reason.

#banfeminism
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...

D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

Do you think there was someone who was enough of a degenerate to create Angela Anaconda rule 34?

After a quick search of-

...I mean, from what I heard, yes. Horrifically there's even a picture of that fat ugly girl with glasses <_<

Do yourself a favor and just take my word for it. You do not need to be traumatized as well D:

thx for your sacrifice, dood! o7
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soulunison2 posted...

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darkzero297 posted...

No. The character files are a series of 64 bit binary codes and tiff images that can be translated into data. There is a youtube video out there with someone converting them.

Yuri's is really creepy. I honestly think the person made this game with the intention of confessing a murder they actually committed.

wtf

Also, that file is from a r/nosleep post the creator of the game wrote before the game was outv

yeah, I just read the whole thing. I sincerely wish that I didn't...
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darkzero297 posted...

No. The character files are a series of 64 bit binary codes and tiff images that can be translated into data. There is a youtube video out there with someone converting them.

Yuri's is really creepy. I honestly think the person made this game with the intention of confessing a murder they actually committed.

wtf
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darkzero297 posted...

Don't delve into the secrets of Yuri's character file. It's actually really disturbing.

more info pls, or did you mean the surface stuff?

like how she gets off to cutting herself
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walkin' around nekkid
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Being held at gunpoint opens lots of previously locked doors. For example, AIDS-spreading fatty pinning you down and threatening your life if you refuse raw sex. Might be odd or uncommon, but it is a thing.

I get what you're sayin' though. Yes, men can be raped, but general society has made it shameful to admit such things. They don't even have ways to seek help, which leads to mental breakdowns and suicides.

Main thing that sickens me about it is that women don't need proof to accuse a guy of rape, and guys that get raped are laughed at. It fills me with furiously genocidal thoughts.
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this is the funniest shit I've ever seen on CE
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