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But especially team Nobbu, right?
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I was planning on limiting my FGO discussion to the discord, but if this isn't exciting enough to post on the board, then nothing ever will be. I just started playing two months ago to the day, and the moment I learned there were swimsuit banners coming up, I started saving up.

So the time has finally come. Mordred and Tamamo are isolated on the same banner. Let's see if I can get one of th-
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"Oh."
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Miami Dolphins
Green Bay Packers
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Houston Texans
Los Angeles Chargers
Kansas City Chiefs
Los Angeles Rams
Chicago Bears
Pittsburgh Steelers
Seattle Seahawks
Philadelphia Eagles
Cleveland Browns
Indianapolis Colts

TIEBREAKERS:
1) 12
2) 6
3) 46
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Johnbobb posted...

Knuckles: oh no

You're not supposed to quote the actual games come on now
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Oh, here's a link to the script I fed it, if you want to make your own canon Kingdom Hearts scenes.

https://botnik.org/apps/writer/?source=7169a927ce31b46eaf04dd317bdf0897
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I fed Botnik the entirety of Kingdom Hearts' script and wrote this masterpiece of a scene.

The ground rumbles softly outside while sora runs along the path to find the keyhole.

Maleficent: you see sora, kairi might be easy, but i'm the strong figure standing in the alleyway!
Sora: riku probably won't crash and he screams a little!
Goofy: gawrsh.
Sora: yeah, let's get going!

Kairi places her head in front of rabbit.
Donald: hey there, how about making me burn so we can save alice?
Pooh: oh dear.
Sora: what do you expect to see that the gorilla hides?

Leon picks up a rock and begins spinning wildly around as goofy points upward to the heartless.

Pinocchio: oh right, then, where did the heartless appear from?
Sora: wait 'til the keyblade chooses its master! I need a group of brooms carrying buckets to fight back with!
Pinocchio: that's against the rules, sora.

Tarzan: jane near.
Sora and company search for her.
Cid: i hear she's the mess in the coliseum arena.
Donald: no, you're the man standing next to ariel every day.
cid: hmm, right.

Jafar: my final friend in the world is this mysterious rabbit scurrying across the tiled floor.
Riku inspects the floor next to him.
Riku: i hope you know why we got this thing.

Goofy: hey there, ya know where we can find jasmine?
Jasmine: i'm watching the heartless appear behind that small house.
Sora: oh.
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Who feels like going on a roller-coaster of emotion?


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On the bright side, if we go through one more year of one-and-done in the playoffs, maybe he'll finally be clued in that Bob Sutton probably can't stop KU, let alone an NFL offense.
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I didn't want to say anything to draw attention to it, but how about you don't do that. I don't know why you would bring it up in the first place. Let the man play the game, and only point out things if everything related to them has been presented to the player already.
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Bortles.
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oh right I forgot about that

Change to Atlanta Falcons
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It's series like that one that prompted my "Rivers is an asshat" comment from last week.
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Change to Indianapolis Colts
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I've been playing my minions-only Elemental Mage all afternoon because its worst matchups all got destroyed by the nerfs and Hearthstone is fun again. I decided to tech in Chief Inspector, because I was seeing nothing but Hunter, then queued up against everything else for about an hour and a half. Still went on a massive winning streak from Rank 10 to Rank 7 before hitting a Hunter, and I got my hopes up. Then he Turn 1 coin-Keleseth'd.

I lost.

However, next match was against another Hunter and it was the spell variant. Tar Creeper into Tol'vir Stoneshaper stops Spell Hunters dead in their tracks, because all they can generate are 4/2's, 2/4's, and 3/3's. After my Turn 7, his board was completely empty and I still had a 6/6 and a 3/3. His only play was to cast 3 secrets. Then the most "Amazing" topdeck took place.

"Well fought. I concede."
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Tennessee Titans
Baltimore Ravens
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Minnesota Vikings
New York Giants
Miami Dolphins
New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers
Houston Texans
Carolina Panthers
Los Angeles Rams
Chicago Bears
New Orleans Saints
Seattle Seahawks
Oakland Raiders
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New quest for four packs netted me two bad golden epics and Electra Stormsurge.

Hell yeah.
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Got Amelia, but it was only like 25 Orbs in, so that's fine, plus she's +Res, so I'll have no qualms inheriting off Armor March. Time to start building Orbs up again.
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I just wanted one of them. Instead, my tickets + 80 Orbs got dude Morgan and Ares, two off-banner, off-color 4* units, when there were no blue.
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Finally beat it once on like my 11th try. I did it with what seemed like one of the weakest shrines: the paladin one for when a minion survives damage, it gets Divine Shield.

What I didn't realize is that it's a handbuff deck. And there's a potential offering after the 2nd win where you get a 6-mana 2/5 Taunt that only takes 1 damage at a time. Pro-strat: getting that thing up to a 5/8 completely breaks whatever game you play it in.
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Advokaiser posted...

(Wait... I just realized, by writing this up, that there were daggers, ballet shoes and a frying pan. All of that has to be a nod to my weapons and armor, right? Oh, there was a gun too!

The weapons and armor you've been picking up are the remains of the six previous humans. When the souls suck you into their world, it's all about what they were like.

Advokaiser posted...

There was a point were I literally only had a tiny fraction of health left, so I thought I could no longer die. I'm not sure if that's actually true, but I'm pretty sure you can't die anymore.

You can still die, the hits just do exponentially less damage, so as long as you keep grabbing the green items that heal a set amount, you basically can't die.
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For the record, I mean that in an endearing way. Like pro wrestling kind of asshat.

Sub in the word jabroni, that probably sums up my feelings better.
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Philip Rivers is an asshat, but if I wasn't a Chiefs fan, he would be a very likeable asshat.
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theawesomestevr posted...

I always forget until I see him play extensively again how bad a quarterback Philip Rivers is against the Chiefs for no real reason.

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Meanwhile my first-game opponent Druid has a Turn 1 minion + Double Pounce to turn his shrine into a 4/7.

That was my 0 win run.
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The Chiefs play at Seattle after this game. That's about as scary a game as anyone has left on their schedule. The Chiefs winning the division is far from a given at this point.
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I like driving as long as it's not in a decent-sized city. I grew up in a town of 900, and any time I get into a city of like 100,000 or more, I get super anxious.
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Kansas City Chiefs
Houston Texans
Denver Broncos
Atlanta Falcons
Buffalo Bills
Chicago Bears
Oakland Raiders
Indianapolis Colts
Miami Dolphins
New York Giants
Washington Redskins
Baltimore Ravens
Seattle Seahawks
Pittsburgh Steelers
Los Angeles Rams
New Orleans Saints
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https://twitter.com/MrSmartGuyB8/status/1072378042343927808

Been running with this for like 2 hours to unreasonable success. I don't know if the AI has caught on and is just like "it's fine, just let him have his fun" but I haven't run into much that I can't PAUNCH my way through yet.
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I just turned on the broadcast and got blasted with death metal.

What the fuck is this
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The Chiefs are good!

They're just.... the Chiefs.
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Wooo turned 1-2 into this in my free Tavern Brawl.

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Took out a Kingsbane deck along the way that had a 10-damage Lifesteal weapon, because on Turn 8, I played Kathrena, pulling out Oondasta, attacked a 2/4, pulling out my Stitching Tracked Oondasta, attacked his 2/2, pulling out my King Krush so I could hit him for 9. That might be my single most satisfying turn I've ever had playing Hearthstone.
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I got killed by an Aggro Pirate Kingsbane deck because he took 5 swings at my face with a 6-damage Kingsbane by Turn 8.
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I copied my full post because I changed like 5 picks from before, so maybe it's easier to paste the whole thing.

Change to:
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Green Bay Packers
Baltimore Ravens
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
Houston Texans
Los Angeles Chargers
San Francisco 49ers
Dallas Cowboys
Pittsburgh Steelers
Arizona Cardinals
Los Angeles Rams
Seattle Seahawks
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I switched over to Wild, figuring Blizzard had to have fixed the Brann-Jan'alai crash by now, since it's been more than two days.

Nope.
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Sitting on 5-2 with a super greedy Boomsday Deathrattle Hunter + Oondasta deck. I figured if I get to high wins, I'm going to be facing a lot of Druids and other beefy late-game decks, so I just took out all my early-game tools besides Candleshot. Got run over by Odd Paladin and Tempo Mage, but destroyed my other 5 matchups.

In the four games of those I had where I was able to Deathstalker fairly early, the biggest Lifesteal minion I made the entire time was a 3-mana 2/4 Jeweled Macaw/Scalehide combo on a turn I just needed to get two cards out of my hand.
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Holy fuck. Start this video.



Look at the title. Then look at the length.

The title is not lying.
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Pretty sure Bowser can lift more than anyone else on that list.
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Also, here was Bethesda's response on the Fallout reddit:

https://twitter.com/deepFlaw/status/1070463478023024640
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It wasn't just sent to one person. If you yourself sent in a request ticket, you had access to everyone else's support ticket, too.
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So this is fun. Everyone's support tickets are now going to some random guy's Bethesda account.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fo76/comments/a3ga47/i_am_getting_your_support_tickets_on_my_bethesda/
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Or have Deathstalker Rexxar and never care about what you topdeck again.
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I've been playing a non-elemental version of Odd Mage that I just plopped together myself that incentivizes value over everything else.

### Custom Mage
# Class: Mage
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Raven
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# 2x (1) Arcane Artificer
# 2x (1) Daring Fire-Eater
# 2x (3) Black Cat
# 1x (3) Ironbeak Owl
# 1x (3) Mind Control Tech
# 2x (3) Pyromaniac
# 2x (3) Stonehill Defender
# 2x (3) Tar Creeper
# 2x (3) Voodoo Doll
# 1x (3) Zola the Gorgon
# 2x (5) Blast Wave
# 2x (5) Dragon's Fury
# 1x (5) Elise the Trailblazer
# 1x (5) Zilliax
# 2x (7) Astromancer
# 2x (7) Flamestrike
# 1x (7) Jan'alai, the Dragonhawk
# 1x (9) Baku the Mooneater
# 1x (9) Frost Lich Jaina
#
AAECAf0ECKIC3gXPxwKb0wLD6gKe+AKggAOohwML7Aebwg
LKwwLX4QKW5AK38QLD+AK9+gKkhwOmhwPNiQMA

I've noticed that if you're leaning on Dragon's Fury to win you the game, it's probably because you're preparing to play it on Turn 5. So the inclusion of Elise in the deck really doesn't affect your Furies all that much.

I just took Gluttonous Ooze out for MCT, because in a dozen or so games, it hasn't been useful once. I think people really slept on Daring Fire-Eater. It's probably been this deck's best card so far. Super helpful in the early-game, super helpful in the late-game too, after becoming Frost Lich. I had a paladin plop a Lich King on a board with just a 3/3 Water Elemental, I guess hoping I didn't have a Voodoo Doll (which I didn't), but Zilliax + Daring Fire-Eater is a hell of a lot of reach.
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Tennessee Titans
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Green Bay Packers
Baltimore Ravens
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
Houston Texans
Los Angeles Chargers
Denver Broncos
Philadelphia Eagles
Pittsburgh Steelers
Detroit Lions
Chicago Bears
Seattle Seahawks
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I will say that as bad as Griftah and Hir'eek are, the whole set is pretty bad, so my other two Legendaries being Gral the Shark and Jan'alai the Dragonhawk is pretty awesome, especially considering I actually tried running Odd Mage last expansion to pretty bad results.

So far I've played nothing but mirror matches and hunters, plus one poor guy trying out Even Rogue.

Also, I shoved Astromancer in the deck with all those draw mechanics in the hopes of some sweet 8- and 9-drops on Turn 7. Of fucking course the first minion I'd get off of it in the new expansion is Hir'eek himself. He won't leave me alone!
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I got 3 Legendaries in 57 packs, and two of them were Hir'eek and Griftah.

At least Hir'eek has A+ flavor text....
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Heads up that this appears to be 100% consistent.
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I had five players going in these early games.

Fairbairn has more than half my points.
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I had a Wild game last night with deathrattle hunter, where I had to coin-Rexxar on turn 5 to try and stabilize at 4 HP. Of course he floods the board again the turn after, so I needed to hit a home run with my first build-a-beast, or I was done.

Hit Dreadscale/Swamp Leech.

I finished the game with 29 HP.
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That's absolutely not something the Chiefs would do.

First off, they have two players that are going to get suuuuuper paid after this year, so they won't have the cap room.

Second, it's always been our strategy to draft RB's in the 3rd round or later, and the way our offense works, it turns them into stars. There was a distinct chance we were actually going to let Kareem Hunt walk after his rookie contract was over, because we're going to be pressed up against the cap for about 4 years.
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