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TopicShe walks up to you at the beach and says 'Hey, cutie, wanna hang out later?'
MachineJaipur
11/10/22 12:00:29 AM
#10
Only 1/4 of CE wants to hang out with her
TopicShe walks up to you at the beach and says 'Hey, cutie, wanna hang out later?'
MachineJaipur
11/09/22 12:43:41 PM
#9
VeggetaX posted...
"I need proof that you're not a minor first"
She hands you a forged ID then you get canceled on the internet for hanging out with a minor. Better luck next life time
Topic'Why do you use POC when I presume you mean black?'
MachineJaipur
11/09/22 12:09:00 PM
#18
thx1138 posted...
Whote is a color so technically saying poc should mean white or black but it doesnt
Never heard of whote
TopicSo Republicans win the House, Dems likely win the Senate
MachineJaipur
11/09/22 10:37:14 AM
#2
A government that does nothing
TopicProud of my home state AZ for going blue blue blue
MachineJaipur
11/09/22 10:16:44 AM
#46
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Kari Lake is only down by 12,000 votes right now
Yeah, but the red sections of the state are easier to count than the cities.

Not saying the race is over, but Trump lead in some states early on
TopicShe walks up to you at the beach and says 'Hey, cutie, wanna hang out later?'
MachineJaipur
11/09/22 10:14:59 AM
#7
Ryven posted...
Oh you're too GOOD TO HANG OUT WITH ME RIGHT NOW?!!!

*repeatedly kicks sand at her*
This is female Anakin's villain origin story
TopicShe walks up to you at the beach and says 'Hey, cutie, wanna hang out later?'
MachineJaipur
11/09/22 7:38:38 AM
#5
trappedunderice posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dRhR8sXrqcI
Her:"No need to be rude"
TopicHave you suffered from a 'Synchronous diaphragmatic flutter' in 2022?
MachineJaipur
11/09/22 3:18:10 AM
#1
Have you?



It's a fairly common issue
TopicShe walks up to you at the beach and says 'Hey, cutie, wanna hang out later?'
MachineJaipur
11/09/22 2:24:16 AM
#1
What do you say?







https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/3/AAecKNAAD3MX.jpg

What's your reaction?
TopicPhysical Manifestation of Twiddor's Descent Into Chaos Thx To Inept Management
MachineJaipur
11/09/22 12:29:46 AM
#1
From A Manbaby Edgelord Pounds Me In The Butt.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BLSFV2CK/

This is a thing that exists.
TopicDo you think Republicans are inspired by the Handmaid's Tale
MachineJaipur
11/08/22 11:14:01 PM
#3
It's a blueprint for them
TopicProud of my home state AZ for going blue blue blue
MachineJaipur
11/08/22 11:08:31 PM
#13
thx1138 posted...
A hollow victory both parties are bad for the country
"We should be glad the best candidate won"

Didn't you say that elsewhere?
TopicDaniel Radcliffe is SUSPENDED
MachineJaipur
11/08/22 2:40:39 PM
#7
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


woosh
TopicDaniel Radcliffe is SUSPENDED
MachineJaipur
11/08/22 9:46:53 AM
#1
https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1589684140286554115

https://twitter.com/DanielRadcliffe

This is too far, Elon
Topicyou have lost the core strength to poop
MachineJaipur
11/08/22 9:13:35 AM
#6
eggcorn posted...
Out of your nipples
Shitting (dick) nipples is something I haven't heard about in a long time
Topicyou have lost the core strength to poop
MachineJaipur
11/08/22 2:11:08 AM
#2
I think if you lost the core strength to poop, you'd die before you explode
TopicLive look as Elon Musk finally walks into Twitter HQ
MachineJaipur
11/08/22 1:51:51 AM
#1
https://twitter.com/HourofPoop/status/1589730636897845248
TopicI don't get why GameFAQs 'Change Colors' is an expiring cookie
MachineJaipur
11/08/22 1:30:55 AM
#1
Why is that not baked into the account preferences?
Topic'Why do you use POC when I presume you mean black?'
MachineJaipur
11/07/22 7:42:13 AM
#5
VeggetaX posted...
Does TC mean to ask why people use poc as an offensive term or as a PC term? Cause I can see it being used for both.
It was a way to describe the bottom guys clear intention, but still fitting it into a gamefaqs 80 character limit topic title.
Topic'Why do you use POC when I presume you mean black?'
MachineJaipur
11/07/22 7:33:02 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/1/AAecKNAAD2z9.jpg

These people can't help telling on themselves.

Tried to 'gotcha' so hard it blew up in their face.
TopicMario gets canceled (don't think it is real but has verified blue dot so maybe)
MachineJaipur
11/06/22 11:14:22 PM
#8
WingsOfGood posted...
can you not link video with people saying the word fuck because it is not censored?
Fuck doesn't have to be censored on gamefaqs.

That word isn't allowed at all.
TopicMario gets canceled (don't think it is real but has verified blue dot so maybe)
MachineJaipur
11/06/22 11:09:04 PM
#2
I'm not sure you're allowed to link to things that have that word.
TopicWhat would be the most common crimes if The Purge was real?
MachineJaipur
11/06/22 11:06:57 PM
#7
Incels would probably rape a lot of women at gun and/or knife point.

Though largest by amount would definitely be theft.
TopicVOTE late on election day (so the demonrats don't have time to alter)
MachineJaipur
11/06/22 6:52:01 AM
#13
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
The new york subway rats are voting now?
Why do you think NYC is a democratic haven?
TopicVOTE late on election day (so the demonrats don't have time to alter)
MachineJaipur
11/06/22 6:45:51 AM
#10
buddhamonster posted...
Then theyd be first on Faux news crying that the liberal run commie polling stations were turning them away, and use it as further proof of Democrats stealing elections, thus allowing Republican politicians to get away with even more fascist shenanigans in the future.
But they'll do that regardless.
TopicVOTE late on election day (so the demonrats don't have time to alter)
MachineJaipur
11/06/22 5:12:32 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/4/AAecKNAAD2ma.jpg

Who knew that the key to beating the people who control the elections was just voting late.

Surely their kryptonite is voting late!
TopicThat weird chick who tanked G4 is now going after Henry Cavill
MachineJaipur
11/03/22 5:09:48 AM
#66
legendarylemur posted...
Honestly though, 30 yr old dating a 19 yr old is kinda sus lol. I know it basically doesn't matter in like 3-4 years, but unless there are context to this, like they... I dunno knew each other, family was close, blah blah, you can easily make that shit work, and it's not illegal but...

It doesn't fully sit right with me, but Frosk is stirring shit in places where she's not exactly gonna come out on top of anything. I'm pretty sure most people are actually just alright with massive age gap, even though brain wise there's like no difference between a 16 yr old to about 22 yr old. Either way, they're fucking inexperienced babies.

To me, it's just kinda weird, but I won't go after people for it
But when does it become sus?

When it starts out and it's more or less strictly professional and you're assisting them through life?

When it's strictly friendship with no romantic feelings?

When it starts to become romantic for one or both parties?

When it's romantic but not sexual?

When it's sexual but not romantic?

Or is it based on what one of the parties wants? Like if the 30 year targeted the 19 year old because she's 19 and he wants to power play strictly?

People apply all these qualifiers of things being weird without defining the standard of when it becomes weird.

The easier and better thing to do is judge each situation case by case. If something seems up, talk to one or both and see if you can clear up any misconceptions or let them know how they're portraying their relationship.

End of the day, it feels like people who are super anti-age gap want to remove basic tools/skills from peoples social skill set or toolset, and it comes with an (unintended) side effect of infantilizing the younger and demonizing the older without taking anything beyond two numbers and the genders into consideration
TopicThat weird chick who tanked G4 is now going after Henry Cavill
MachineJaipur
11/03/22 4:34:47 AM
#60
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Can't talk to women if you're afraid of being called things you're not just because you asked them a simple question and you're afraid they've been groomed to overreact
TopicThat weird chick who tanked G4 is now going after Henry Cavill
MachineJaipur
11/03/22 2:27:30 AM
#55
Kim_Seong-a posted...
Old man laments that old "cat and mouse" foreplay isn't the ideal romantic fantasy anymore. Hardly seems problematic unless there's accompanying behavior >_>

Though I also am curious about what his ideas of being "wooed" are if he thinks it could send you to jail. <____<
In today's society, simply looking at someone for too long is enough to get you labeled a rapist creep and get your ass thrown in jail and your life ruined.
TopicThat weird chick who tanked G4 is now going after Henry Cavill
MachineJaipur
11/03/22 1:09:57 AM
#27
FaultyCircuitry posted...
No one makes smart choices about their dating lives at 18/19. Our ability to think rationally just isn't there yet.
But how the fuck are they supposed to be allowed to learn to make these smart choices if you remove all obstacles from in front of them? How the fuck are they supposed to have experiences that help shape them and grow them into empowered women if they're not allowed to make mild mistakes?

What about socially stunted 30 year old women who were raised and abused in a hyper religious family that leave and have no social experience? Should they not be allowed to date someone of the same age just because they don't have the same life experience?

What about a 30 year old woman dating a 19 year old male? Is that wrong? Is that abusive? Does that deserve calling out and huddling around to defend the male? No? Then shut the fuck up.
TopicThat weird chick who tanked G4 is now going after Henry Cavill
MachineJaipur
11/03/22 1:01:56 AM
#22
coolguyjimmy posted...
Stuff has to change, absolutely, Cavill said, before adding: Theres something wonderful about a man chasing a woman I think a woman should be wooed and chased, but maybe Im old-fashioned for thinking that.
Its very difficult to do that if there are certain rules in place. Because then its like: Well, I dont want to go up and talk to her, because Im going to be called a rapist or something.
Now? Now you really cant pursue someone further than, No. Its like, OK, cool. But then theres the, Oh whyd you give up? And its like, Well, because I didnt want to go to jail?

-- https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/jul/13/henry-cavill-criticised-metoo-comments

But everything he said is true.

You can't ask someone out anymore. You run the risk of them going fucking Hulk on your life, screaming that you're a stalker raper and getting your ass thrown in jail. Nobody is interested in social discourse anymore. They think everybody else is out to get them and anybody who wants something wholly banal or just to ask a question is a murderous rapist, and in this case a pedophile because they're interested in someone 'too young' based off of an arbitrary standard of "life stages"

FaultyCircuitry posted...
They're not intelligent decisions, not logical decisions and while she can make those choices the older men that go after these young women are definitely taking advantage of them

Also taking a hyper individualistic stance that people shouldn't at least watch out for one another is why so many people grow up without any sense of belonging or community

There's watching out for each other and there's infantalizing people to the point they don't know how to be adults and any question, any confrontation causes them to freak out inappropriately, labeling whoever it is something that they're not.

Quit infantalizing women. Let them be their own woman. Allow them to be 'challenged' in the world and make decisions on their own. If someone is too old for them or they feel they're being manipulated, let them make the decision to say No. Quit saying No for them. If they need help, be there for them but quit strong arming them out of experiences

And quit demonizing men. It's nearly as patronizing to men to say they're all degenerate monsters preying on women as it is to say women can't be trusted to make their own decisions
TopicDo you meet the requirements to go on a date with this mixed race 5'10 Female?
MachineJaipur
11/02/22 5:05:22 AM
#50
008Zulu posted...
"No single dads"? So, she's fine with married dads then?
What's a home wrecker when you're trying to be a country wrecker?
TopicDo you meet the requirements to go on a date with this mixed race 5'10 Female?
MachineJaipur
11/02/22 2:57:23 AM
#44
I wonder what she would do if you lied about being Covid vaxxed and then found out after multiple tangos in bed?

Could that be borderline criminal?
TopicIs it ironic if an Irishman chokes to death on the very last potato in the land?
MachineJaipur
11/01/22 11:06:50 AM
#7
Wonder who found this offensive
TopicIs it ironic if an Irishman chokes to death on the very last potato in the land?
MachineJaipur
11/01/22 12:53:18 AM
#4
Smiffwilm posted...
It's like rain on your wedding day.
Is the Irony of that song is that nothing in it is Ironic?
TopicIs it ironic if an Irishman chokes to death on the very last potato in the land?
MachineJaipur
10/31/22 12:16:16 PM
#1
Is it ironic?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo4JZFe5Dzs


Irony was what befell me Great Grand Uncle Sam
He choked upon the very last potato in the land

Is that actually irony, though?
TopicChild dresses up as a FELON for Halloween
MachineJaipur
10/31/22 12:05:55 PM
#31
Choco posted...
aren't halloween costumes supposed to be something scary
then this should mean he or his parents don't like the guy
Bet his parents think it scares/triggers da libz so
TopicChild dresses up as a FELON for Halloween
MachineJaipur
10/31/22 11:17:02 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/5/AAecKNAAD1fL.jpg

Idolizing thieves, terrorists and coup attempters. Kids got a.... Future ahead of him.
TopicDo you meet the requirements to go on a date with this mixed race 5'10 Female?
MachineJaipur
10/30/22 7:27:51 AM
#18
bulletproofvita posted...
Wtf aren't 99% of the world vaccinated. She doesnt have much to choose from lol

The unspoken qualifier is one must be American otherwise it's a hard pass.

She might one night stand a 'foreigner' but anybody serious would definitely have to be American, or at least of whatever the 'mixed' part of her mixed race is
TopicDo you meet the requirements to go on a date with this mixed race 5'10 Female?
MachineJaipur
10/30/22 5:47:51 AM
#7
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I wonder how many of these antivaxxers would have gotten the vaccine if Trump had won. "I'm proud to get the Trump(-approved) vaccine!"
TopicDo you meet the requirements to go on a date with this mixed race 5'10 Female?
MachineJaipur
10/30/22 5:40:00 AM
#1
Do you?




https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/2/AAecKNAAD1No.jpg

Toodaloo.
TopicFmr. VPOTUS Mike Pence: Founders never thought about 'freedom from religion'
MachineJaipur
10/28/22 3:13:05 PM
#9
thronedfire2 posted...
Well, hes right. The puritans didnt leave Europe because they werent allowed to follow their religion, they left because they werent allowed to force their religion on others
That's how they got here, not how the country was founded
TopicFmr. VPOTUS Mike Pence: Founders never thought about 'freedom from religion'
MachineJaipur
10/28/22 3:02:04 PM
#1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t0TUShKydJ4

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/10/mike-pence-says-constitution-doesnt-guarantee-americans-freedom-religion/

Mike Pence said yesterday on Fox Business that the First Amendment to the Constitution doesnt provide freedom from religion, the idea that people shouldnt have other peoples religious beliefs forced on them.
Host Larry Kudlow told Pence that far-left progressives will not allow God into the conversation, will not allow religion into the conversation. Not just the conversation, the schools, the communities, the workplace I mean, no one is allowed to talk about the Ten Commandments or the importance of moral values.
People are allowed to talk about the Ten Commandments and morality in the U.S.
How can we have a truly great nation? These lefties want to scrap religion, Mike Pence, and I think its a terrible mistake, Kudlow said.
Pence waited a bit possibly to see if Kudlow was actually going to ask a question and responded: Well, the radical left believes that the freedom of religion is the freedom from religion. But its nothing the American founders ever thought of or generations of Americans fought to defend.
The good news is that after four years of the Trump-Pence administration, Im confident that we have a pro-religious freedom majority on the Supreme Court of the United States, he continued.
Despite Pences insistence, the First Amendment comes with two parts. He and Kudlow appeared to be familiar with the Free Exercise Clause, which says Congress shall make no law prohibiting the free exercise of religion.
But theres also the Establishment Clause, which says that Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.
In other words, the First Amendment gives people both freedom of and freedom from religion.
Americas founders were opposed to the government forcing religion on people, especially considering the religious oppression and wars that had plagued Europe in the centuries leading up to the writing of the Constitution.
No man shall be compelled to frequent or support any religious worship, place, or ministry whatsoever, nor shall be enforced, restrained, molested, or burthened in his body or goods, nor shall otherwise suffer, on account of his religious opinions or belief; but that all men shall be free to profess, and by argument to maintain, their opinions in matters of religion, and that the same shall in no wise diminish, enlarge, or affect their civil capacities, Thomas Jefferson wrote in the constitution of Virginia, showing that freedom from religion was definitely something that the founders were thinking of.
The settled opinion here is that religion is essentially distinct from Civil Government, and exempt from its cognizance; that a connexion between them is injurious to both; that there are causes in the human breast, which ensure the perpetuity of religion without the aid of the law, James Madison wrote in a letter in 1819. A legal establishment of religion without a toleration could not be thought of, and with toleration, is no security for public quiet and harmony, but rather a source itself of discord and animosity.
Pences views on the establishment of a national religion could be of national importance in a few years. He has suggested that hes considering a 2024 presidential run and, as he noted in the interview with Kudlow, the president can appoint judges who can rule against freedom from religion.

Hey, Pence, go fuck yourself, you slimy git.

Also thanks for saying the quiet part out loud. ACB and Kavanaugh, at the very least, should be removed for possibility of being compromised and lacking the impartiality needed to be SCOTUS judges.
TopicSplatoon 3 is anti-union
MachineJaipur
10/27/22 3:14:58 AM
#1
https://twitter.com/GrizzcoVP/status/1585273886270230528

Get politics out of my video games /s
TopicSoda now deals 44% health damage if it has been at least 4 days since you last
MachineJaipur
10/27/22 12:22:48 AM
#1
Drank soda. Which way is it?


https://twitter.com/earth_updates/status/1585170711697494016

- Drinking soda now deals poison damage (takes 44% of your HP) if it has been at least four days since the last time that you've drank soda.

The wording seems to be confusing people
TopicTrolling the Cons. Lady delivers ballot while dressed as a unicorn.
MachineJaipur
10/26/22 11:08:04 PM
#30
lennethsoki posted...
I tried googling "conservatives don't like unicorns" and found nothing. Someone help me understand this, because this just seems silly in an endearing way and "political" would be the furthest descriptor from my mind if I saw this while out and about.

The whole context of the point of the topic is that currently there are a bunch of chud extraordinares that dress up in a bunch of tacticool gear, armed with a guns, to go "guard" ballot boxes from "mules" (people who supposedly are sent to stuff ballot boxes with fake/illegal ballots).

Dressing up and delivering your ballot is mocking these this kinds of people.

A more apt/on the nose troll would to be dress up as a mule or donkey.
TopicTrolling the Cons. Lady delivers ballot while dressed as a unicorn.
MachineJaipur
10/26/22 4:22:00 PM
#5
CRON posted...
So they made themselves look like idiots while effectively doing nothing and having no real message or point to present other than just wanting attention.
Almost like the chuds dressing up in all the tacticool gear just to go sit in their lifted trucks and watch ballot boxes.
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