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TopicMy ex just texts me "I just did a hit of coke"
MICHALECOLE
12/09/18 2:47:11 AM
#8
I just took a sniff of weeds
TopicSo does the Nintendo switch just have terrible WiFi connection?
MICHALECOLE
12/09/18 2:46:48 AM
#2
Idk it did when it first came out, but now it works upstairs and outside in places where my phone loses connection to the router sometimes
TopicMy in laws gave me a brownie for xmas
MICHALECOLE
12/08/18 11:21:33 PM
#2
Muahahaha

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
TopicHaters gonna hate; The Hobbit movies are fantastic
MICHALECOLE
12/08/18 4:21:46 PM
#11
FrozenBananas posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
You shouldnt be comparing the hobbit to the lotr?



Naw theyre two different trilogies about completely different things

March of the penguins and Friday the 13th are about completely different things

The hobbit and the lord of the rings are about very similar things
TopicHaters gonna hate; The Hobbit movies are fantastic
MICHALECOLE
12/08/18 4:02:19 PM
#5
You shouldnt be comparing the hobbit to the lotr?

Topicthe universe is crazy, man
MICHALECOLE
12/08/18 3:07:12 AM
#2
Not mine, mine are new ones
Topicever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with
MICHALECOLE
12/08/18 2:48:44 AM
#4
Buzzcocks
TopicGame of the Year?
MICHALECOLE
12/07/18 10:43:33 PM
#34
Metalsonic66 posted...
lol wut. Spider-Man is Spectacular

But he watched videos
TopicI want Avengers Endgame to have like, 8 different trailers.
MICHALECOLE
12/07/18 9:22:03 PM
#9
Thats dumb. I think at this point they can just show a black screen that says AVENGERS INFINITY WAR: ENDGAME and the release date.

Everybody who is going to see the movie is going to see the movie no matter what is on the trailer. Just dont show anything
TopicDetroit area man arrested for tricking women into fondling their feet.
MICHALECOLE
12/07/18 2:09:49 PM
#11
When?
TopicPokemon go official topic #4
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 11:08:52 PM
#119
Haha

Weavil
Topicfuck u worst poop
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 7:32:29 PM
#31
Vyrulisse posted...
What did he mean by this?

Its a metaphor for world war 2
TopicWho is your favorite Impractical Joker?
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 6:56:20 PM
#6
Heath ledger
TopicLove is a drug, and addiction is a disease.
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 6:55:11 PM
#7
I fucking love cocaine
TopicGame of the Year?
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 6:45:07 PM
#25
Topicwhy did i take a series of pictures showing me make mac n cheese back in 2014
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 3:34:49 PM
#7


Needs milk
TopicEskimos have fifty words for snow
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 3:33:45 PM
#9
funbot posted...
I have one word for this thread and it rhymes with departed.

Farted
Topicwhy do 95% of all indie games have to be difficult as fuck?
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 3:23:45 PM
#2
Maybe its because when they make one thats not as hard people call them walking simulators
TopicGame of the Year?
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 3:14:03 PM
#17
Spider-Man
TopicPokemon go official topic #4
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 2:40:41 PM
#117
Maybe Ill use my last stone on sneasel.. or maybe Ill just hold onto it..
TopicPokemon go official topic #4
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 2:33:15 PM
#115
JoanOfArcade posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
We only got the chance for two sinnoh Stones? Thats booty.

What did you guys use yours on?

Booty O's they make sure you ain't booty. Haven't used mine yet, probably gonna use it on Rhydon

I used my first one to get porygon z. Cant decide what I wanna use the second one on.

LinkPizza posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
We only got the chance for two sinnoh Stones? Thats booty.

What did you guys use yours on?

I dont even know what they do...

They evolve rhydon, magmar, porygon 2, roselia, or electabuzz.

Maybe some others
TopicWould you die at this range?
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 12:23:40 PM
#9
I wouldnt die, Id dodge the bullet and hit him with a *woosh woosh woosh* karate chop
TopicPokemon go official topic #4
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 11:39:33 AM
#112
We only got the chance for two sinnoh Stones? Thats booty.

What did you guys use yours on?
TopicThese are my ten favorite stand up comedians. Which of my favorites is yours?
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 11:38:45 AM
#47
SmokeMassTree posted...
It blows my mind that you included Sarah Silverman btw. I thought you were okay before

I love Sarah Silverman, and besides Killin em softly, Jesus is magic is my favorite stand up special ever
TopicWould you ever wanna go on an african safari?
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 9:08:18 AM
#12
JOExHIGASHI posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
JOExHIGASHI posted...
only a photo safari

Like on a viewfinder?

I don't know what viewfinder is. I wanted to travel around taking photos of animals from a safe distance

J93llEt
TopicThese are my ten favorite stand up comedians. Which of my favorites is yours?
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 1:33:19 AM
#33
Ellen Degeneres only has a couple stand up specials but theyre so funny. She has a new one coming out on Netflix and its her first one in 15 years. Im very excited
TopicThese are my ten favorite stand up comedians. Which of my favorites is yours?
MICHALECOLE
12/06/18 12:52:36 AM
#28
I always hated ralphie May

Keebs05 posted...
Carlin is a comedy legend. Kind of surprised at the lack of Lewis Black love though.

Lewis Black is funny. Not one of my favorites though.

I also really like Marc Maron a lot
TopicThese are my ten favorite stand up comedians. Which of my favorites is yours?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 11:28:40 PM
#22
CaptainData posted...
How do you have Bill Burr and Louis CK, but not Patrice O'Neal on your list?

Because I dont like him as much as them
TopicIs a comedian killing it on stage the funniest thing you can experience?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 11:06:35 PM
#7
Idk one time when I was in high school I saw a kid slip on a banana peel
TopicThese are my ten favorite stand up comedians. Which of my favorites is yours?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 10:51:55 PM
#19
TheOrangeMisfit posted...
Hannibal Buress is fucking atrocious, dude looks comatose every time I see him. He needs to open his damn eyes and so do the dumbasses that think he's funny.

GKzL0lA
TopicWould you ever wanna go on an african safari?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 9:57:39 PM
#9
JOExHIGASHI posted...
only a photo safari

Like on a viewfinder?
TopicSo was Flight of Dragons the nerdiest movie ever made?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 9:57:08 PM
#5
slacker03150 posted...
Isn't that the one where the nerds set up video cameras in a sorority after stealing their panties, sell naked pictures of girls without their consent, and then one of the nerds rape a girl and it is played for laughs?

Yep!

Oh the eighties..
TopicMTV is apparently going to reboot Celebrity Deathmatch
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 9:37:14 PM
#3
They already rebooted it once and it was awful. The animation was terrible and the one host looked like he had boobs
TopicDo you ever round up to the nearest dollar when the cashier asks you to?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 8:43:02 PM
#14
Krazy_Kirby posted...
self check-out ftw

Yeah I always do self checkout when I can, except if I have alcohol. They dont let you take that to self checkout here
TopicDo you ever round up to the nearest dollar when the cashier asks you to?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 8:07:05 PM
#9
Idk I just like that one
TopicDo you ever round up to the nearest dollar when the cashier asks you to?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 7:53:09 PM
#7
Only if its for st Judes
TopicWould you ever wanna go on an african safari?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 6:58:23 PM
#4
Id probably be legitimately terrified, but if ever given the opportunity I dont think there is any way Id be able to pass it up
TopicWould you ever wanna go on an african safari?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 6:56:08 PM
#2
Id be hella down for that, but there would be no way Id go on any water.
Topicarrowverse > netflix marvel
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 6:52:14 PM
#9
Krazy_Kirby posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
I stopped watching flash after a couple seasons. Is he currently going to the past to fix things or is he in the present trying to fix what he messed up in the past?


his daughter came from the future and messed things up in the present. they went back in the past to get items to stop someone in the present. they are also trying to alter the future in the present

So all of the above!
TopicJake Gyllenhaal confirmed as Mysterio in next Spiderman movie
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 6:51:12 PM
#26
darkprince45 posted...
Night crawler

Didnt like it.. felt way too forced

darkprince45 posted...
Donnie darko

Broke back mountain

Donnie darko is aight.. havent seen it in a really long time. Broke back was boring.

darkprince45 posted...
Prisoners

Zodiac

Never heard of prisoners and never saw zodiac, but I did hear good things

apocalyptic_4 posted...
The day after tomorrow

Not a fan

mcpwnia posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
I legitimately dont like a single jake gyllenhaal movie

bubble boy?

Not a fan
TopicWould You Kiss This User No 79
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 6:48:20 PM
#3
Oh heavens me!

TopicAngela is the most realistic character on The Office
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 5:40:39 PM
#12
Space_Man posted...
wrong wrong wrong

pam looks like a beaver

angela looks like a hottie bo bottie

So now beavers cant be hot?
TopicJake Gyllenhaal confirmed as Mysterio in next Spiderman movie
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 5:39:56 PM
#5
I legitimately dont like a single jake gyllenhaal movie
TopicAngela is the most realistic character on The Office
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 5:37:54 PM
#10
Im an Erin man myself
Topic8 billion dollars tax free. What do you focus on?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 5:36:22 PM
#20
Far-Queue posted...
Donate it all to charity.

Is that a stripper you know?
TopicI have idea for small business; how get moneys?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 5:29:19 PM
#8
Start a kickstarter and then fuck over all the people who donate
TopicThese are my ten favorite stand up comedians. Which of my favorites is yours?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 4:59:42 PM
#5
Who voted Hannibal buress? You my boy
TopicThese are my ten favorite stand up comedians. Which of my favorites is yours?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 4:52:20 PM
#4
Mead posted...
Bill Burr

Ive been watching a lot of bill burr. Interviews and shit. Hes so god damn funny. If Dave chapelle wasnt such a genius, hed easily be number one.

argonautweakend posted...
Norm. Cause i love it when he tells a joke and nobody laughs. Then he explains it and again nobody laughs

Norm gets comedy more than anybody else in the world I think. He gets comedy so much, sometimes its not even funny
TopicThese are my ten favorite stand up comedians. Which of my favorites is yours?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 4:49:06 PM
#1
Sort of in order, probably would change depending on who I watched last - Results (6 votes)
Dave chapelle
16.67% (1 vote)
1
Bill burr
33.33% (2 votes)
2
Louie ck
0% (0 votes)
0
Richard Prior
0% (0 votes)
0
Sarah Silverman
0% (0 votes)
0
Hannibal Buress
16.67% (1 vote)
1
George Carlin
16.67% (1 vote)
1
Norm Macdonald
16.67% (1 vote)
1
Eddie Murphy
0% (0 votes)
0
Demitri Martin
0% (0 votes)
0
Honorable mentions: Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Gaffigan, Ali Wong, John Mulaney, probably a thousand others

Inb4 omg ***** isnt on the list?
TopicHow many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
MICHALECOLE
12/05/18 4:40:08 PM
#37
captpackrat posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Juan on Juan


So they were the Mexicans screwing in a light bulb...

Different Juans
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