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TopicHow has the board adjusted now that CalypsoDoom is gone?
Lokison
08/10/21 10:00:52 PM
#203
How.. how is this still alive?

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TopicYou go to the doctor for a physical and vegy is your doctor
Lokison
08/09/21 8:16:31 PM
#8
I'm already naked before he comes in.

Sup Doc? I am.

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TopicTornadus, Thundurus, and Landorus
Lokison
08/07/21 4:57:38 PM
#12
I like them better the Uxie and co., but the only Djinn pokemon I care for is Hoopa.

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TopicWhere do i go to find old, classic games
Lokison
08/07/21 12:32:29 PM
#9
Craigslist, Retro Game stores, flea markets, thrift stores, sometimes comic stores, and yard sales are your best bets.

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TopicIs Chris Chan competent to stand trial?
Lokison
08/07/21 12:29:13 PM
#8
I dont believe so personally. Anyone willing to enter into a sexual relationship with their own mother, who is mentally I'll mind you, regularly is not sane enough to speak for themselves. This is disregarding everything else that happened but if we take all that into account too it just makes my stance that much stronger.

Chan needs to be placed into a mental health facility with 24/7 supervision and be put on medication. At this point I'd opt for chemical castration.

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TopicImagine a national pit bull day.
Lokison
08/07/21 12:06:48 PM
#39
PoundGarden posted...
You mean before you fill your diaper and cry to the mods about "harassment" again?
Oh look, it's happening already!



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TopicOur cat eats every 2 hours and still is skin and bones.
Lokison
08/07/21 10:36:33 AM
#3
Stop give her a vegan diet then. Duh.

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TopicWould you sacrifice yourself to save all of humanity?
Lokison
08/07/21 10:35:14 AM
#17
Nope, but I would definitely avoid all my loved ones and tell them what's going on so they can stay safe.

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TopicDoes spraying bug spray on the outside of windows and door deter bugs?
Lokison
08/07/21 10:30:10 AM
#5
Bug spray doesnt deter them, it masks your scent from them. So probably not. You could get products specifically for that, or if you dont mind keeping up with some plants, Lavander and a few other plants are natural repellents that DO deter them.

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TopicYou're going drinking with a depressed old friend when Wonder Woman asks you out
Lokison
08/07/21 10:10:20 AM
#7
Say I'm flattered, but I have to show my friend here some respect and dignity.

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TopicI hate every user here
Lokison
08/07/21 9:40:48 AM
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Topiccaption this picture of me on a date
Lokison
08/06/21 10:18:52 PM
#18
"This is me on a date, where I paid someone to take a photo of me walking away, and trusted him not to run off with my phone. Except every single part of that is a lie"

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TopicI had a dog who used to corner cats then pee on them
Lokison
08/06/21 10:15:23 PM
#19
Shablagoo posted...
In my elementary school there was a kid whod come up behind you and hump you when you were at the urinal if you werent careful.
I'm gonna admit this, cause I still find it funny: In highschool I was 5'9" but in good shape (around 150lbs). When it came to "who's stronger" shit people would pick eachother up. I was always the first test.

The way to do it was piggy back rides. I got annoyed by it after a while and started doing the full blown dog hump to anyone that dared pick me up. Shit stopped real quick.

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Topicjust bought this baby killing SIDS death machine
Lokison
08/06/21 10:06:21 PM
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TopicWho do you think is at fault in this accident?
Lokison
08/06/21 9:45:06 PM
#25
Silver.

Unsafe lane change
Not checking blindspots; the headlights would have given the black car away so it was obvious he didnt check.
Drove away after, signifying guilt.
After connecting with the black car, continued to move into them.

Black car may have just been trying to avoid crashing into something, a ditch, or possibly correcting the person by pushing them into their own lane.

From my view, it looks like the silver car was intoxicated, wasnt paying attention and when he got pushed lost control because they didnt have a good grip on their steering wheel. After crashing realized how fucked they were and left the scene "as normal and safe as possible" to avoid suspicion.

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TopicDamn Sonic had some horrible gimmicks over the years.
Lokison
08/06/21 7:38:16 PM
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TopicWhen going shopping do you usually use...?
Lokison
08/06/21 7:01:07 PM
#6
Holy crap... other people call it a buggy..

I only knew one person to call it a buggy and I thought it was a her thing.

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TopicI'm so tired of getting moderated...
Lokison
08/06/21 6:21:24 PM
#10
Theres a very simple fix to this: leave the site and never return.

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TopicTexas is trying to kill kids
Lokison
08/06/21 3:53:02 PM
#5
I'm so glad my mom moved us out of there when I was 5. Fuck Texas.

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Topichave you ever ate dinner while on the toilet
Lokison
08/06/21 4:43:46 AM
#9
You're just a poop gun with low psi, and eating is reloading.

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TopicHow has the board adjusted now that CalypsoDoom is gone?
Lokison
08/05/21 10:26:42 PM
#86
I liked her at first, then I noticed how often she defaulted to "You're just misogynistic" for every debate/argument. It got old fast. I tried to just ignore her, but every once in a while she'd pop into a topic I was actively participating in and ruin it.

I'm glad shes gone, for our sanity, and hers. She expressed often enough that this place was bad for her, and recognize she needed to step away; but she'd be back posting within the hour acting like hot shit. She needs to stay away for herself. And we benefit from it.

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TopicRate my band name/10
Lokison
08/05/21 10:20:06 PM
#4
Doesnt sound bad. Sounds like a punk/emo band though.

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Topic"I'd wish for unlimited wishes" people are lame
Lokison
08/05/21 10:18:39 PM
#23
Assuming 3 wishes total

1. No one ever remembers me for longer than an hour; all previous memories of me wiped.

2. Ability to pull any amount of any currency out of any pocket I reach into, that i want.

3. Immortality/Invulnerability until I choose to be vulnerable.

Walk around for as long as I want paying for people's things. Spend a day at a car dealership buying everyone a new car, and no one would ever remember how they got it. Stand at a gas station and pay for everyone to fill up their tank. Give homeless people 100's of dollars for food, clothing, and lodging.

I'd become the saint of BS.


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TopicWhy does one Trump card design look like something straight out of Nazi Germany
Lokison
08/05/21 9:55:17 PM
#51
sabrestorm posted...
nazis changed the meaning of the swastika, they didnt invent it
The real difference between Nazi swastikas and Buddhist/native american/Indonesian/etc.. swastikas is that Nazis put it on an axis that made an X. The rest have it standing upright.

Buddhist ones stand for Love, Life, Luck, Light. 4 Ls connected; inverse it and you get Hate, Death, Misfortune, Darkness. Bithbare used. Its strictly the turn on its axis that has a Nazi meaning.

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TopicTelekinesis is by far the most coolest/useful power.
Lokison
08/05/21 9:29:35 PM
#15
Super speed ala Speedforce BS is significantly better and cooler imo.

My all time favorite though, is Magnetos powerset. Full control over the entire electro-magnetic spectrum is badass.

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TopicAre you watching the Kata in the Olympics?
Lokison
08/05/21 9:24:31 PM
#5
A Kata is very important for practicing alone. A lot of people do it in their own homes. It's about practicing form and muscle memory.

Weird as an Olympic sport though.

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TopicSCENARIO: How would you handle this situation as a parent?
Lokison
08/05/21 2:23:41 PM
#5
Honestly, I'd send him out of the house the next day, then strip his bedroom down to nothing but a bed. He will earn everything back as he goes.

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TopicSouth Park just renewed for 5 more seasons, and 14 movies.
Lokison
08/05/21 2:05:54 PM
#38
WaterLink posted...
Is it 14 actual movies like Bigger, Longer & Uncut, or are the "movies" just some multi-episode continuity specials like Imaginationland or Go God Go or Coon and Friends saga?
Probably closer to the saga stuff. I dont see how they could have 14 actual movie ideas already thought out.

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TopicSouth Park just renewed for 5 more seasons, and 14 movies.
Lokison
08/05/21 2:02:01 PM
#34
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
I'm not naming 10 but i'll give you a solid start:
Friends: One or more of them do something that causes a (usually misunderstood) situation that they solve in 24 minutes.
Full House: One member does something that causes a situation that they come together and solve in 24 minutes.
Cheers: Someone at the bar is having a problem. They come together (sometimes) to solve it in 24 minutes.

ALL of these shows are the same general idea.
Just ignore him. Hes complaints are invalid considering he is obsessed with the absolute most repetitive games in history: Pokemon.

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TopicGoing to ignore everyone on CE
Lokison
08/05/21 1:19:13 PM
#11
I feel like if you never see my posts, that would be just grand. No need to pass wisdom onto the folly.

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TopicYou think Spider Man ever fucks on the ceiling?
Lokison
08/05/21 1:34:02 AM
#8
He exclusively fucks in spider webs. He wants to bone he blows a load of webbing first.

Except for that small girl Superior Spider-Man boned. That was exclusively on the ceiling. Ock knew how to use those powers for the greater good.

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TopicIs p***** a racial slur?
Lokison
08/04/21 9:36:12 PM
#13
Nipples?

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TopicI bought my Gf two 50 cent apple pies and 2 75 cent cans of Chicken Rice Soup.
Lokison
08/04/21 9:15:17 PM
#26
I4NRulez posted...
Whew, a whole 2.50?!? Tell me your secret moneybags
Sir, you forgot about the tax smh..

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TopicSkyler
Lokison
08/04/21 9:13:53 PM
#2
I am the one who knocks!

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TopicAustralia sending in the military to enforce lockdowns
Lokison
08/04/21 9:11:18 PM
#10
Their government couldnt even stop a bunch Emus, what are they gonna do here?

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TopicIs p***** a racial slur?
Lokison
08/04/21 9:10:35 PM
#7
Naysaspace posted...
pibbles?


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Topicmy thoughts on sucking a dildo for your gf
Lokison
08/04/21 8:14:23 PM
#8
Penis

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TopicMommy Milkers Queen says you'll regret looking at her milkers
Lokison
08/04/21 8:02:58 PM
#5
Jokes on you, that's my fetish.

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TopicWhen you are having a hard time, do you feel like lashing out at others?
Lokison
08/04/21 7:50:47 PM
#4
Nah, I isolate. I only lash out when people wont leave me alone. I always tell them to leave me alone, but if they wont stop I pop off a bit.

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TopicBe honest, do you find this talent attractive in a woman?
Lokison
08/04/21 7:25:41 PM
#4
I dont really have an opinion of it one way or another. It's cool how synchronized they are, and the body control is amazing, but its neither a turn on or a turn off.

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TopicCan you guess whats inside the box? (Winner gets a prize)
Lokison
08/04/21 7:08:21 PM
#67
Nothing. Its empty but a very nice looking box.

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TopicMy account ACTUALLY is likely older than yours.
Lokison
08/04/21 6:52:50 PM
#10
That user ID is damn low man. Who else got 4 or less digits in their User ID here?

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TopicThe biggest edgelord in gaming?
Lokison
08/04/21 4:58:08 PM
#7
Shadow the Hedgehog.

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TopicHow are the two new Pokemon games? When is the "Third" one coming?
Lokison
08/04/21 4:56:01 PM
#4
Bad_Mojo posted...
When is the Emerald version coming? I kind of want to play a Pokemon game, but I like to wait for the better third one
They dont do "ultimate editions" anymore. They stopped during gen 5 when they decided to just make black and white 2. Gen 6 never got Z, 7 never got whatever goes with sun/moon, and sword/shield isnt going to get anything either.

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Topichow do i get a job where theres not a lot to do and i can just play games all da
Lokison
08/04/21 5:26:43 AM
#6
Hellmuth posted...
Third shift security

Ive been on my phone for the past six hours or so
Or night custodial work. My brother plays his switch for at least half his shift.

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TopicAndrew Cuomo SHOOTS HARD on himself
Lokison
08/04/21 12:50:47 AM
#4
Sounds hawt.

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TopicGot blacked out drunk. Woke up realizing that I wrote a bunch of nasty comments
Lokison
08/04/21 12:47:14 AM
#5
We all have demons. Recognizing them is the first step, now you have to figure out how to deal with it; that differs from person to person.

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TopicShould I go get my third covid shot? (pfizer)
Lokison
08/04/21 12:30:19 AM
#6
Pretty sure it's all on a federal database, and they'll see you already got 2 regardless of where you get it. Could be wrong though, try it out and let us know how it goes.

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TopicHow much do you tip your barber?
Lokison
08/04/21 12:14:47 AM
#21
I generally do all my own stuff (beard and hair) but if I went to one probably a $5 bill.

I literally just shave the left side of my head though and shape my beard. Think Halfdan from Vikings, just bigger beard and more hair on top:



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