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TopicCE Writing topic -- This Time It Won't Purge? Edition
LightningAce11
08/30/20 5:03:34 AM
#472
For those that have gone to publishers/editors, how much do they ask you to change/add?
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LightningAce11
08/08/20 9:20:46 AM
#493
Can't wait for superhound to make a return, or a new drama saga to begin. Phil needs to be taken down a few more pegs.
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LightningAce11
08/08/20 7:36:00 AM
#489
I remember he also said "People who don't want to show up for the gameplay show up for the streak!"

Like phil, nobody but you gives a shit about your low effort money grubbing scheme. It's not an exciting event, it's just a gouty old man wearing a dirty vest.
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LightningAce11
08/07/20 9:46:25 PM
#485
Stalled by going overtime as long as he could, pretending to check items and save his game so the whales could show up.

I love how he always says "I don't mind but a lot of people would get upset if the streak ended."
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LightningAce11
08/07/20 7:00:39 PM
#484
Sad thing is, his wheelchairs believe every word he says because he's conditioned them that way. Pignosis is a tough thing to break.
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LightningAce11
08/06/20 6:24:48 PM
#481
Ranted on his forums as to why he wouldn't do cooking with the king.

"I would ruin kat's schedule since she makes food! I would put my family in harms way! I'd lose money from not streaming! It's too much work!"

He always wants his fans to tell him what to do, but gets angry if they're not the most barebones easy things.
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LightningAce11
08/05/20 6:37:43 PM
#475
I wish someone would ask how he thinks he could get a job at boeing. What skills does he have?
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LightningAce11
08/05/20 4:37:58 AM
#468
It's actually insane the amount of money he's dumping into this thing. This is a guy that wants fans to buy consoles and games for him, but has no problem being a whale for a crappy gatcha.
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LightningAce11
08/04/20 9:39:39 PM
#465
Why does phil always single out tevin? There are so many restreamers and detractors but tevin is the target of his ire.
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LightningAce11
08/04/20 8:40:01 PM
#464
Dsp thinks editing is easy but raw gameplay is tough.

I've seen let's players go far enough to commission art, music and send videos to test audiences to give feedback.
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LightningAce11
08/04/20 8:25:30 AM
#455
https://mobile.twitter.com/DjChiszle/status/1290433769002938376

As dsp keeps getting banned, tevin got unbanned.
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LightningAce11
08/03/20 2:41:49 AM
#443
I managed to get unbanned by a mod by stating that I was gonna charge back over $200 (I donated nothing) if he did not unban me.

He promptly let me back in.
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LightningAce11
08/02/20 6:29:46 PM
#439
I saw the video where he attempts to defend himself during Leanna's hospital emergency and it's disgusting. Saying "we were already broken up, I didn't need to help her but I did because I'm a nice guy, I went out of my way and I get slammed for it."

Also he threw some snide insults at her.
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LightningAce11
08/02/20 1:34:23 AM
#429
Phil's personality and mentality is so weird and fascinating, he'd make for a really unique fictional character. How he changed but also stayed the same.
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LightningAce11
08/01/20 7:35:32 AM
#421
Most of his troubles he brings on himself, but he has a guardian angel looking out for him.

This is a guy who at 36 had his parents fly over the country so they could paint his walls for him.
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LightningAce11
07/31/20 7:00:35 PM
#419
He needs to get suspended for longer tbh.
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LightningAce11
07/31/20 6:11:12 PM
#414
WallStreetWolf posted...
He is suspended again

lmao
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LightningAce11
07/31/20 8:29:10 AM
#406
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1289092350480756736

Been hitting the gin hard.
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LightningAce11
07/30/20 9:37:04 AM
#400
If tihydp was never made he would have fallen into obscurity by now. Trolls keep him afloat.
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LightningAce11
07/30/20 7:23:31 AM
#397
https://mobile.twitter.com/GoutsydePhil/status/1288660229371113474

Woah, goutsydephil is 66?
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LightningAce11
07/29/20 8:46:30 PM
#396
Phil says he phased breakfast out of his lifestyle.

Yeah no shit when you consider 9am early and wake up at 11 to play games all you have is lunch and dinner.
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LightningAce11
07/29/20 9:05:44 AM
#392
How did the wings troll community die down? Dude is even married and seems to be I n the upturn.
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LightningAce11
07/29/20 12:01:37 AM
#385
I'd like to imagine he's making a little joke with it, but being Phil he probably takes those words seriously.
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LightningAce11
07/28/20 5:57:38 PM
#383
You serious?

Piggy probably pulled hulk hogan then.
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LightningAce11
07/27/20 7:46:16 AM
#372
https://mobile.twitter.com/KingOfGout/status/1287594045175410688

He did it again.
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LightningAce11
07/26/20 8:34:23 PM
#369
https://mobile.twitter.com/suzy_phil/status/1287196962371100674

Cursed
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LightningAce11
07/26/20 4:55:17 PM
#365
There will be a reveal at the 1000 vest streak, and he will display phillip paul burnell jr, already 3 years old.
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LightningAce11
07/26/20 4:46:41 PM
#363
Still has financial trouble behind the scenes but he doesn't want to keep bringing it up.
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LightningAce11
07/25/20 5:32:02 PM
#358
Phil called his fans greedy for expecting more during the 200 vest streak.
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LightningAce11
07/25/20 5:27:55 PM
#357
I want to do an edit with breaking bad where dsp's face is photoshopped onto that weapons seller who asks "What can I do you for?" And a paypig's face on the salamanca twins saying "Vest".
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LightningAce11
07/25/20 9:44:28 AM
#355
Superhound, where art thou?
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LightningAce11
07/24/20 7:18:44 PM
#345
https://mobile.twitter.com/GoutsydePhil/status/1286725723466674176

More delusions.
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LightningAce11
07/23/20 7:10:29 AM
#338
Was watching a few vids where phil claims that trolls financially fucked him over, and I'm like how?

All his poor spending, bridge burning, not getting sponsors are all his own fault.
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LightningAce11
07/22/20 10:14:24 PM
#335
Phil only has like 2 or 3 genuine fans, people like planetjeff who gives away his wife's death insurance and sidella, a disabled kid who stole his mother's credit card.

Everybody else likes to dunk on him to various degrees while giving him money.
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LightningAce11
07/21/20 9:03:56 PM
#330
Someone told him that he got 200 on each youtube stream so he should have put on those glasses with the vest, but he said he doesn't remember that and to be quiet.
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LightningAce11
07/21/20 7:01:07 PM
#326
Phil is essentially encountering someone who is also bending the rules and he hates it.
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LightningAce11
07/21/20 6:25:19 AM
#320
Phil was happy to show off his computer screen which lead to the ddos but not his phone to prove he isn't the wwe champions account user.
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LightningAce11
07/21/20 2:33:21 AM
#313
Phil made nearly $1000 in the past 2 days his channel got suspended.

He didn't play games or anything, just whined and the whales dropped cash. He should be grateful his fans are so generous/stupid but he is very narrow minded.
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LightningAce11
07/20/20 10:07:23 PM
#310
Youtube is even less tolerant than twitch, so if phil leaves twitch and streams on yt, it could go away so quickly if superhound dmca's his youtube stream.
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LightningAce11
07/20/20 9:33:40 PM
#309
He's demanding that comcast come to his house and fix his internet.

The kwality khantent of a lolcow is more important than anything else.
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LightningAce11
07/20/20 5:38:47 PM
#306
Dave hasn't bothered shelling out any money for emotes or art for his channel, I doubt he'd work with anyone to get them.
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LightningAce11
07/20/20 5:32:36 PM
#303
Apparently his channel's back, what's the possibility superhound goes for strike 3?
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LightningAce11
07/20/20 4:17:16 AM
#296
Phil will pignotize anybody who comes across his streams.

With mixer dying and facebook gaming not really picking up he might have to suck it up and be on youtube, but with the algorithm as it is and all the restreamers on youtube he might not get any new viewers.

This is a slow death for his legacy. Eventually the 40 going on 70 man will have to type up a resume and fluff up his beggacy in hopes to get a job.
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LightningAce11
07/20/20 12:21:58 AM
#291
Can you imagine making hundreds of dollars in a few hours by just whining and complaining then drinking gin and buying a ton of shit that he'll put down as a business expense?
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LightningAce11
07/19/20 11:18:36 PM
#286
Dsp just asked "how do you not improve in 7 years?"

How does he not learn in 10 years?
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LightningAce11
07/19/20 10:46:38 PM
#282
What does he care? He can beg and whine and still get money.

As I've said before. DSP's job is being a panhandler, not a gamer, not a seller of merch, not an entertainer.
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LightningAce11
07/19/20 10:38:16 PM
#279
Balnazarr posted...
banned again. He's furious.

Lmfao
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LightningAce11
07/19/20 3:48:19 AM
#276
Hope they charge back
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LightningAce11
07/18/20 6:40:25 PM
#274
So without fanart and music people are left staring at a ps4 menu for 30 mins before phil hauls his fat ass to the game room.

Also a twitch staff member came from livestreamfails to laugh at him.
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