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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
06/07/23 5:17:14 PM
#495
He has to play every new release, instead of the small number of games his audience likes and he wants to play.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
06/06/23 3:00:24 AM
#487
Hes at a higher rank than me and even I know that ex fireballs now beat out all other fireballs no matter what.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
06/05/23 8:52:09 PM
#484
Jasper throws up on the floor, and instead of checking to see if hes ok and cleaning up, DSP continues to play a match in street fighter while whining about the smell. He even clicked rematch because he wanted to finish the set

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
06/02/23 10:13:22 PM
#457
He is being spammed with invites and raging in sf6.

But look at him laughing and cheering over a newbie who didnt even know how to block. He spammed blanka ball, but when someone smartly pokes out if his pressure he gets angry

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
06/02/23 7:16:57 PM
#454
Tahxic, negative shit about me all over the internet! Ive been on this website 15 years

https://youtu.be/ImKnZqHh66w

Big ups secret limited.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/30/23 10:44:20 PM
#434
Wtf he still hasnt fixed the shower that broke 2 years ago?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/23/23 8:18:19 PM
#391
This dude gets to take time off streams for a sob story, only to come back the next one with hundreds in donations. Hes done it before.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/23/23 8:07:34 PM
#389
What a coincidence that this happened right after the money streak from Jinx ended.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/21/23 8:57:48 PM
#372
Yeah OIC gave 100, then 200, then 400 and so on. DSP likely coordinates these tips like he used to with planetjeff because he does not sound surprised at all.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/21/23 7:17:15 PM
#368
Why does dsp get these paypigs who throw money at him?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/21/23 4:57:45 PM
#364
https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/13o46gd/i_think_derich_was_typing_in_the_wrong_tab/

Lmfao so derich watches dsp and porn at the same time??

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/20/23 7:18:46 PM
#354
Did he bite his nails again?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/19/23 8:48:50 PM
#349
Someone asked DSP about redemption.

I dont want redemption! Im happy with what I do and I make meaningful content! People always say I drink gin and hate my life but thats not true! Theres nothing that needs to change!

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/15/23 5:55:17 PM
#332
This dude cant stop dumping on other streamers and gamers but whines if they retaliate.

He got upset that people are doing creative builds in the new Zelda, saying they wasted time.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/13/23 8:00:24 PM
#319
Chat wants to talk about the wings vs boogie fight, pigroach is getting pissed hes not the center of attention.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/12/23 4:42:19 AM
#317
While wings and boogie flew across the world to compete in a boxing event, Phil talks about how hard it was to take out the garbage.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/10/23 7:13:30 PM
#300
Holy shit, who do you think he got? Rambo and Howard? Kats sister?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/08/23 3:21:19 AM
#290
Lmfao he wants to put a restraining order on keem.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/07/23 5:46:18 PM
#284
Yes that was an optional boss that he ragequit against.

Also lol he confirmed he browses kiwifarms and reddit about himself since he references all the troll fanart.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/06/23 1:17:13 AM
#269
Dsp was so smug, saying he was the lynchpin of the whole idea, it wouldnt work without him.

Now keem says dsp is kicked off, they need a new member. Cant wait for the salt.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/05/23 5:50:10 PM
#262
So Phil wants to do the lolcow podcast but without keem? Lmao he screwed the other 2 out of 50k and still thinks he can run something?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/04/23 1:14:48 AM
#246
David Davidson is back on YouTube, all the strikes were dropped.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/03/23 12:32:27 AM
#242
Phils chat are mostly filled with trolls, and the small percentage of genuine fans are degenerates like kghaleon and derich or unfortunately have mental illnesses like jayde.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/02/23 7:17:20 PM
#240
Phil is saying hes depressed because he has to eat sandwiches at home instead of doing their usual takeout.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/02/23 5:10:42 PM
#237
Hes got important stuff going on and its none of your business! That is, until he reveals it all for donations next stream.

Would be funny if it was because the detractor channels are returning.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/02/23 3:19:29 AM
#229
SnortHogan is back, got all the strikes removed.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
05/01/23 6:30:38 PM
#224
Reviewtechusa is reacting to the incident anniversary and dsp is outraged.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/30/23 8:13:42 PM
#217
Hes spending a whole day doing a mukbang and reacting to videos. This is his end goal. No games, just have people do the heavy lifting for him to gather content while he chomps down burgers, pizzas and other food.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/30/23 6:40:51 PM
#216
Every time someone has a different opinion on a game dsp hates he must rant about them on stream.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/30/23 6:17:51 PM
#213
man who claims to never want drama is trying to clout chase off bashing dr disrespect.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/29/23 10:21:12 PM
#211
https://youtu.be/V0uc_8-fCQk

Holy shit look how angry and jealous he is of this other YouTuber talking about how much they were earning.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/28/23 8:17:28 PM
#205
Dude literally expects whole companies to grind down to a halt and fix his issues while saying fuck everyone else.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/27/23 4:18:32 PM
#199
Hes back on twitch after emphatically declaring he would never go back after being departnered.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/26/23 9:56:30 PM
#196
LTG made several burners to continue streaming which he got hit by.

This is also how he got kicked out of Adsense, making multiple accounts and trying to get them all monetised. Hes always been greedy.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/26/23 5:31:03 PM
#194
Wait, so you cant upload or livestream while having strikes yet Phil did it anyway?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/26/23 2:37:43 AM
#186
From all his whining about what to do next (ban evasion, go to twitch, go to trovo) he never once considered getting a job.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/26/23 2:20:07 AM
#184
Hes a complete liar. All his money go towards gin and wwe champions so he needs his fans to fund his legal battle.

Also hes been caught copyright striking people several times before, and getting people to strike detractors so this song and dance about him being innocent doesnt fly.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/26/23 1:45:35 AM
#179
Oh shit yeah hes freaking out on twitter and YouTube. Well deserved.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/25/23 5:20:12 PM
#177
He got 400 gifted memberships but says thats not enough. He isnt complaining though, hes just saying tips help him now.

The amount of restrictions and strings he attaches to money he is getting playing games badly and wasting time is absurd.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/23/23 9:16:19 PM
#164
End of an era. Snort Burnell will be deleted soon. They werent able to get the strikes removed.

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TopicPlaying Bowser's Fury. It's pretty good but what exactly is it
LightningAce11
04/23/23 4:44:12 PM
#34
I liked it. Its like odyssey without playing odyssey.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/22/23 6:12:41 PM
#160
Ew derich has been caught talking to minors online, just like how he talks to pornstars. Really weird dude that dsp protects.

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TopicCelebs cry on Twitter as they lose their blue check marks
LightningAce11
04/21/23 9:50:03 PM
#131
What was so controversial about check marks anyway? It was used as a pejorative for whatever reason.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/21/23 8:34:46 PM
#158
Low tips+boss struggle is a guarantee that Phil will take it out on a chatter.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/21/23 12:32:24 AM
#153
https://youtu.be/3YYXmx2t8G4

Look at how he singles out a new viewer to convince them he is a good guy and a big victim of trolls. Cult tactics.

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TopicThere is some revisionist history going on. Prometheus is a good movie?
LightningAce11
04/20/23 12:16:43 AM
#32
I liked the acting and the backstory at first glance has a very eerie and mythical feel. I wish that carried over and we got satisfying answers in the sequel. Instead its just meh.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/19/23 6:32:04 PM
#152
https://twitter.com/datruthdt/status/1648470992564674560

dsp acts toxic towards someone doing react content and gets called out. Hes a massive hypocrite.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/18/23 5:12:05 PM
#147
All thats left are snort Burnell, Memology and some one off troll accounts. If they go down, I think piggy will initially rejoice but realize that they drove a lot of traffic to him.

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TopicGeorge RR Martin is convinced he will finish Winds of Winter and the sequel
LightningAce11
04/17/23 12:25:10 AM
#29
He started out as a tv writer, so he probably feels at home developing new shows. The books were probably a side project when he couldnt get anything off the ground.

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