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Post some combos from that power rangers game!

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pokeytrader posted...

What sponsor wants to be represented by a middle-aged hermit streaming in front of 200 people who spends half his stream begging, goes on constant toxic rants, and clearly hates playing video games?

No, it's the trolls that make him look like that! In reality, he's a positive gamer who has fun playing games and talking to his chat!

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Went on an insane rant about how he deserves sponsorships but trolls always ruin it for him by harassing the sponsors so that's why he refuses them now.

Essentially, he blamed detractors for why he begs his viewers for money.

Also, whoever makes the next topic please tag us all.

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Phil doesn't realize that his viewers don't have infinite money. If he makes out with $400 in one stream he won't get the same the next.

He also got angry at snowkarl for daring to suggest lowering the minimum tip.

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Vyrulisse posted...

Don't forget he never judges a game based on khantributions. ;)

He only stops playing a game when alotta peepul tell him they want something new.

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What's the next topic title gonna be?

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Regardless of what happens, phil needs more money.

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Phew. He saw the psychonauts 2 mental health content warning, and commended them.

Except for the time where he's insulted fans and detractors alike using mental illness as a pejorative.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peBc8MgviwM

Maybe phil getting his ass kicked would have humbled him.

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https://youtu.be/caWR2qwuiX8

He became super defensive over that shitty lightning returns unboxing video with the smoke alarm going off.


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"Uhhhh, vyrulisse is completely wrong. I'm being completely ahnest here, the vet is only available on tuesday. The shithead trolls are trying to say it's on my day off but that's just a coincidence. Let me ban this morahn ack ack ack."

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Alright guys, would you call yourself a "shithead troll" or "mentally ill nudnik" when introducing yourself to phil?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viWXoLTlnwk

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Alright, pokeytrader just insulted me so I'm gonna ban his ass outta my stream.

Goodbye morahn!

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Yeah expect an insane rant on stream when people call him out on this.

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dancing_cactuar posted...

So is nobody going to address how his cat has some big health issues according to him right now, but because he's such a slimeball he'd rather have it suffer for a couple days than take an emergency day off to bring it to the vet?

Yeah holy shit I saw that. Poor thing has UTI and instead of taking it straight to the vet he chose to do it on Tuesday instead.

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She's not his wife in the regular sense.

They're two weirdos cohabiting a house with a declawed cat. He doesn't know anything about her work schedule or hobbies or friends, all he knows is she feeds him when he is hungry.

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The Third Roach

Pigreich


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Phil really is his own worst enemy. Just as he was getting boring a new bit of drama starts up again.

We're in the Nazi arc now.


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https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1428272611482427408

There it is.

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They gave me a fantastic title for the next topic: Acksis Powers.

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Lmao, they're great. The subreddit is ok to link.

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He also has the biggest victim complex on earth.

Dude is the poster boy of privilege, and getting angry when he isn't catered to for the first time in his life.

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Adolf Piggler is threatening to ban detractors.

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Slayer_22 posted...

What racist comment did he make last week?

Saw a black woman in a game, immediately shouted that she was gonna rob him and laughed.

When called out he got angry and called chat the real racists because phil doesn't see race.

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Not surprising, Phil is pretty racist, not in a "those people are inferior" way, but more like "call the cops on a black person doing nothing wrong because I feared for my life" sort of way.

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OIC is slowly getting rid of dsp's regular chatters. Pwdubz, snowkarl and a few others. Soon there will be nobody left.

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OIC bragged about making more sock accounts to donate money to phil.

That dude is convinced he's owning the trolls. How does he have so much money? Either he's a bored rich kid or just stupid.

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Phil is already bored of gamepass and is teasing something new if people hit the goal.

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Not vast majority, alotta peepul.

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But remember, he never wagequits a game.

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Kghaleon watches the site like a hawk. He's another weirdo who worships phil and is a suspected pedo.

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The divorce saga would be sweet.

But from what dsp said kat was essentially a female version of him. She had gone through some weird cult stuff in her childhood and has possible mental illness.

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Line app is a text chat app for people who play lots of mobile games. His number is registered and comes up when you search it.

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Got baited into revealing he has the exact same phone number for years, which connects into the line app which proves the wwe champions account is his.

Of course he went on an insane rant.

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Never seen a streamer who threatens his audience with a marathon to give him more money after they failed to give him enough money.

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Most likely he's lying. They pay several thousand dollars for a single sponsorship, and that number increases for more. No way he'd turn that down, he's done reviews for chairs and controllers before.

He'll probably milk this tomorrow. "I had a great opportunity but the shithead trolls would harass the developers so I decided not to go for it!"

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1426341191797202947

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Can you imagine if chris chan's trolls came over to phil?

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Aw, wish I'd seen that ama. Wanted to ask him a question.

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British version makes everyone unlikable but doesn't pussyfoot around it, American version always has to make them "rogues with a heart of gold" because they know millions of people project onto them.

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There's a dsp translator out there somewhere.

Truth of the matter = I'm going to lie my ass off.

Positive = gives me money

Negative = does not give me money

Bust my ass = do the bare minimum


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New positive change was a battery pack for his controller.

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Unfair is it true you won't find spicy food anywhere in London?

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Nazanir posted...

Imagine being such an ungrateful asshole that you enforce a minimum tip.

It's not just him, many other streamers are doing this. Greed is massively strong.

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He raised the minimum tip so he doesn't have to pay the PayPal fee.

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https://youtu.be/O5JV3-2Y0k0

Guys please look at this thumbnail.

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He threatened to hold another fund-raiser if tips goals aren't met.

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NightRender posted...

http://www.bloggerbeware.com/

Blogger Beware is (was) a fun site for sarcastic plot summaries of the books, including calling out the most ridiculous chapter cliffhangers and the completely out of place twists that happen at the end. He's very sincere about the books he thinks are shit and the books he was surprised somehow weren't shit.

Ah, thank god. I was trying to find this site again.

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Goosebumps is how I learned all about American schools.

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