Current Events > DSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell

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b_nolan posted...

Because he doesn't live pay check to pay check like he claims. He makes almost 120 grand a year

So he isn't in bankruptcy? Where does his profits come from?

Man his viewers have both long and short term memory loss. And I do mean his actual loyal fans.

He started on Youtube, always singing their praises and would NEVER go to Twitch and debase himself by begging for donations and subs.

Then he hated and shat all over Youtube whilr moving to Twitch, becoming that which he said he'd never become.

THEN he moved back to Youtube after being departnered and set up shop again, but this time to continue streaming. Youtube had it's flaws, but was once again the good guy.

Now he is moving back to Twitch AGAIN, while burning bridges some more, or reigniting them. And his loyal viewers support him all the way.

It is a PATTERN. Phil's behaviour is just a self repeating cycle and if you keep falling for it, I'd day you deserve it. But at the same time it has become clear that the people Phil preys on are not mentally the most capable.

And once again Phil lies as he breathes.

Either way, he will likely see a surge in support as he always does, becausr he fans looooove owning "da trollz" and will gladly stand united with Phil in the coming "hardship".

https://youtu.be/ZkCw918NZRE?t=69

Why didn't people tell me Phil has said he has "a serious adult house"?

That's amazing.

Dude literally expects whole companies to grind down to a halt and fix his issues while saying fuck everyone else.

https://youtu.be/F6jDyq4tBdo

Apparently DSP encountered an optional early game difficult boss in Jedi Survivor and couldn't beat it, which was the game's fault for lagging so much it was unplayable and he ragequit the game and won't play it anymore till devs patch it.

BurmesePenguin posted...

https://youtu.be/F6jDyq4tBdo

Apparently DSP encountered an optional early game difficult boss in Jedi Survivor and couldn't beat it, which was the game's fault for lagging so much it was unplayable and he ragequit the game and won't play it anymore till devs patch it.

Ragequitting over an optional boss? I mean this frog is pretty much exactly the same as in the first game, where you also had this as an optional boss on the starting world.

All this fucker has to do is NOT fight the optional boss and be on his way.

Does he know its optional?

"would you rather have a pet king kong or a pet godizlla if they were both cat sized?"

"What a really stupid question, why would I care? King kongs and godzillas dont even exist"

And he wonders why people hardly interact with him. He can't even get into a little hypothetical fun.

^ That is so disgusting, and abusive. He casually calls his viewers stupid, and it really pisses me off.

https://youtu.be/V0uc_8-fCQk

Holy shit look how angry and jealous he is of this other YouTuber talking about how much they were earning.

I saw that vid. I swear some of his Reackt members are detractors working on the inside with the videos they nominate.

man who claims to never want drama is trying to clout chase off bashing dr disrespect.

LightningAce11 posted...

man who claims to never want drama is trying to clout chase off bashing dr disrespect.

Wait, did Dr. Disrespect do something, or is this another pointless shit talk like how he does Max_Dood?

DevilZhouYu posted...

Wait, did Dr. Disrespect do something, or is this another pointless shit talk like how he does Max_Dood?

https://youtu.be/JzH67b9tUKw

Every time someone has a different opinion on a game dsp hates he must rant about them on stream.

Hes spending a whole day doing a mukbang and reacting to videos. This is his end goal. No games, just have people do the heavy lifting for him to gather content while he chomps down burgers, pizzas and other food.

Apparently tomorrow is the 7th anniversary of when Phil self pleasured himself on stream

I had a fever nightmare I donated two dollars to phil in superchat saying I'm so excited he finally got to "the bridge" of whichever made up game I love that he was playing.

His response was "okay" and then he moved on after faking having trouble pronouncing my username.

What a shitty person!

https://youtu.be/QrywftYVg_Y

Childless not-at-all-conservative moderate Philip Burnell rages at people with demanding jobs having children.

What's the list of people who shouldn't have children according to Phil?

To my awareness:

-Poor people
-People not living in a 1950s nuclear household-type situation with someone at home to take care of the kids

At which point does society start to collapse by following Philip's version of how childbearing should work?

BurmesePenguin posted...

I had a fever nightmare I donated two dollars to phil in superchat saying I'm so excited he finally got to "the bridge" of whichever made up game I love that he was playing.

His response was "okay" and then he moved on after faking having trouble pronouncing my username.

What a shitty person!

oh, theres definitely a bridge in Final Fantasy V

BurmesePenguin posted...

https://youtu.be/JzH67b9tUKw

Oh. That's it.

I mean, context aside, it's quite a harmless tweet.

Dude's malding over nothing.

Phil is claiming he has a project in the works for release in the summer that he will reveal more of if "someone else doesn't reveal it first", which I guess suggests it's a collaborative thing.

Which is lol as heck and also interesting.

I can't imagine who would want to work with him on anything other than a fellow lolcow.

Reviewtechusa is reacting to the incident anniversary and dsp is outraged.

DSP is having a health scare -

https://youtu.be/Q-on8ZkOkRg

Then he goes on to talk about how badly he felt about ReviewTech's kid, and then goes on and talks about how his kid is going to grow up and be a scumbag like his dad [ReviewTech], all the while saying ReviewTech is the pos.

>cries when people bring up his wife
>brings up Richs sick kid

this fucking guy

Phil claims it's "fucked up" that Rich has children.

Add this to the list of people Phil doesn't think should have kids: People that look at shitty behavior and laughs at it

So why do we think he is not streaming tomorrow? Is he meeting with lawyers? Trouble with Kat?

SnortHogan is back, got all the strikes removed.

Robert_T_Pooner posted...

>cries when people bring up his wife
>brings up Richs sick kid

this fucking guy

Phil is and always will be the classical example of "Rules for thee but not for me".

He is by FAR the least self aware person I have ever come across.

The0utsyder's youtube channel has been restored. Thank fuck. That's some of my absolute favourite Phil khantent.

DevilZhouYu posted...

Oh. That's it.

I mean, context aside, it's quite a harmless tweet.

Dude's malding over nothing.

Does he not understand Doc's Twitter is 99% in character just like his streams?

He said in the video that it doesn't matter if it's a joke because people will read it and take it seriously not knowing so.

So basically according to Phil, you are not allowed to make jokes on the internet.

I can't interpret that any other way.

Vyrulisse posted...

Does he not understand Doc's Twitter is 99% in character just like his streams?

His name is "Dr. Disrespect", ffs.

But this is Phil we're talking about, here.

Snort Burnell lives, they just uploaded a new video. Apparently Youtube it actually doing something for once.

Something "serious" must be going on, he might not be able.to stream at all today.

Hes got important stuff going on and its none of your business! That is, until he reveals it all for donations next stream.

Would be funny if it was because the detractor channels are returning.

BurmesePenguin posted...

The0utsyder's youtube channel has been restored. Thank fuck. That's some of my absolute favourite Phil khantent.

Yesssssssssssssss!

Thank the YouTube Gods, the d-20 must have landed high!

He also just posted a new six hour TIHYDP for RE4R. He must have kept himself busy during his hiatus and planned a resurrection regardless of outcome.

Phil is saying hes depressed because he has to eat sandwiches at home instead of doing their usual takeout.

https://youtu.be/9g-EsW4z-dk

lol

Phils chat are mostly filled with trolls, and the small percentage of genuine fans are degenerates like kghaleon and derich or unfortunately have mental illnesses like jayde.

Phil says he's trying out star wars again thursday after a new patch.

He's never going to finish this game. He has his excuse for dying to bosses, the lag, and then next time it happens, even if it's completely fixed he will say "nope, still lagging" and ragequit it again.

Over the last two or three days I have watched all 16 parts of the xMortis "A Beggar's Journey" series.

Stuttering Craig wants to set up a "conversation" between Phil dents and Phil detractors.

:/

Also: https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAHDFE5krVbIJqfgQDifFCBO5Wh9qfqMm

Phil = joke account

David Davidson is back on YouTube, all the strikes were dropped.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Stuttering Craig wants to set up a "conversation" between Phil dents and Phil detractors.

:/

Also: https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAHDFE5krVbIJqfgQDifFCBO5Wh9qfqMm

Phil = joke account

The link takes me to an empty screen.

Maybe it was deleted?

https://www.youtube.com/@Aqua_Teal/community

This will probably work. First community post.

I kinda feel like Phil is gonna pretend the "problem" was another one of his big brain plans to trap the trolls so he doesn't have to answer any questions about it.

BurmesePenguin posted...

https://www.youtube.com/@Aqua_Teal/community

This will probably work. First community post.

Reminds me of the "DSP Get a Job" sign a few years back lol

So Phil is playing Star Wars again and he's fighting the frog boss again and he's incredibly more competent in his fighting than last time. Lots of (boring) lightsaber throws. Almost like he's been reading guides in the time in between his last ragequit... oh, what's that?

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1654017353448042496?cxt=HHwWgMDRyaCBoPQtAAAA

Hmmm

Still not winning, though.