Lurker > Harpie

I am a 35 year old virgin. That may soon change. I used to room with two girls I was matched with through a housing authority. We all moved out January 2024 becauseour place was sold by the owner. Last Saturday, one of them contacted me, drunk off her ass, saying she had feelings for me and has for some time. She made it pretty clear she has the hots for me. She never acted on them because we were roommates. I've decided to reciprocate her feelings if only to lose my v card. Though she is somewhat pretty, she told me she was a trump supporter and I don't see myself entertaining the idea of entering a long term relationship with her. Am I a bad person for leading her on? I'm lonely and desperate for companionship, but I want to find the right one.

Eh, you may surprise yourself with what you want. If you're attracted to her I see no harm tbh

What is going on with all the stalkers?! Y'all gross and creepy af.

It's impressive how shameless they are about it. God the things I could say about the person who found my personal account LOL ce would have a field day with him

Should I shove a microwave oven up my ass?

I think a deep fryer would yield better results tbh. Deep fried turds >>>>> microwaved turds

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Lmao how's the hornyposting on the new servers?

HighSeraph posted...

Remember when these would be at 500 by now?

SHUSH

Trying to lose weight is the hardest shit ever. I've been exercising for 20-40 mins a day, and I'm trying to cut out a lot of sugar, fried foods and bread, but dang, that's like 95% of food there. I wonder if my diet consisted of apples, grilled chicken, rice, and water, would I get anywhere faster...

I feel that. It helps to not buy food, that was my strategy >.>
900 calories a day keeps the fat away!

Man wtf I'm so weak... I'm trying to do some simple exercises and my core sucks ASS. any tips on how not to be a Little [REDACTED]?

I also need help with my core, idk what the hell I'm doing but I cannot do ONE roman leg lift

(continuing the conversation re: [Redacted]) Okay, maybe my confession never went through because it was so long the system couldn't handle it? *shrug* Would it be okay if I contacted you through DM on Discord to send it to you and get a reply privately? I did save a copy of the entire thing so I can re-post it there and make sure you get it. It's really quite personal and sensitive stuff, maybe too much for what this whole CE confessionary thing is supposed to be, but I've been going through a lot lately and it's very important to me and my sense of self-validation. Thanks [ps please redact my name if you post this in the thread]

I'd prefer if you posted your confession through here, since that's where everyone else's is. If you have a genuine need to say something, I may not be the best outlet for that tbh. If you feel that you absolutely have to, then sure you can send me a pm. I'd prefer it through here though

You posted your boobs on reddit? Recently? And I missed it!? <redacted>Please send them to [REDACTED EMAIL] so I may enjoy them</redacted>

LOL
smh I'm only redacting ur email for that
Yesm I posted my boobs on r/Reduction. It was a 2 year post op type post with pics, explanations and an ama to other women on the subreddit. It wasn't meant to be sexual, but I made the critical mistake of using the same SFW pic there as I posted on ce before here. I guess cemen are lurking on breast reduction subreddits??

Hi, it's me, Crimsoness I'm haunting CE like a ghost OoOoOoOo

oh lawdy someone call Ghostbusters or DToast idk who but we gotta BREECH

Drawing penii on people's faces is done to death and sexist. Draw anii instead; an anus is gender neutral and different. (not a butt. everyone draws those. specifically an anus)

buttholes are hard to draw identifiably. I for one doodle vaginas wherever I go

When are you going to go full hardcore goth, Harpie?

Ngl gonna lie to you fam. Probably never. My body isn't ready

Stalking users to make them uncomfortable is pretty trash not going to lie.

Say that to the ceman that found my facebook >.>

ur mom stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Smh I always knew she was a fraud

Chickens. That is all.

I am in such desperate need of good fried chicken, it ain't even funny

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It's starting to trickle in... is your body ready??

I don't blame you, being Fucken Blind is a chronic lifelong condition. It's a miracle you find the motivation to get up out of bed everyday. You inspire me, truly. How do you do it?

You wouldn't want my pineapple pizza and mayo hating money, lady.

I want what I want. Why you playing hard to get with my money??

I also like Harpie's boobs. In fact I enjoy all boobs everywhere!

Smh uploading them to reddit was a mistake

I dropped the screw in the tuna

AGAIN?? Smh we've been over this already!

If I decide to leave before CE shuts down, I'm gonna drop the most epic account suicide in GameFAQs history*. (*as far as those without blatant hate speech or external actions like hacking or IRL harassment, go)

If you do, make sure that we're all here to see it. Say you got a BIG announcement friday at 5pm or something
But you gotta make it big, real big

I'm a marvel?? No I'm not I'm just Harry.

:0

Dear ImAMarvel,
You really want to know what I think about on a daily basis on my down time at work? Do you really want to know what goes on in the inner workings of my mind while you're not around? Well. Here it goes.
My mind is ravaged with thoughts of what my life would be like without you and I don't like it. I'm too young to know many things for certain, but I do know that if I were to have to live my life without you in it, it would in no way, shape, or form be as fulfilling as it is now. You bring me the most unimaginable joy whenever I see your name on this board. There are times where I feel like we could talk all night about anything and I wouldn't care how tired I was in the morning for work. Your drive to be the best you can be is inspiring. There have been many times where I have found myself wishing for the same drive.
But what really seals the deal is your compassion and empathy towards others. You want everyone to have the same opportunities and care in life that you have received and that has spurred me on to be more giving with my time and money towards causes that need it. I cannot wait to spend the rest of my days stalking you on CE and your personal facebook. You are handsome beyond measure both on the inside and outside.
Sincerely, Anon <3

Yeah but tell us how much you wanna do dirty things to him

I think I had something I wanted to say but figured I didnt have a good place to say it other than in an anonymous confessionary. Did I not want to say it elsewhere because it was too private or just too out there? I'm very sure it was the latter. But I forgot it! I must retrieve this memory. Darn it.

-_-
smh why you gotta blueball me like this though??

My body's so ready. I'll bring the good kush you bring the CAH, we gonna get lit at Dennys buddy

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Not yet, though if you ask the masses, they gotchu. One time vegy asked for people to write about him in confessionary and someone wrote a 6 paragraph xxx fanfic

How have you been coping with the recent diagnosis of Fucken Blind Disease?

Crimson closed her account, re-opened it and closed it again.

So you're telling me there's a chance??

Crimsoness isn't really gone you fools

omg :0
is this confirmed?? There is a crimson among us...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekL881PJMjI&ab_channel=GamingSoundFX

Harpie.... It's the bacon..... It was too much..... It was nice knowing u..... Just remember, NEVER EVER e-

fuck NOOO why do people ALWAYS DIE before giving critical information. I will get the bacon and eat it myself.. I must know even if it kills me

We're not married so it is not /our/ money, pal. I know for a fact that I am better with fianances lol

It's too late I already bet all of our money on a previous confession. And surely you can't be that good with finances, you can't even spell if correctly for christs sake!
Just trust me fam. I'll keep our money safe in my dogecoin wallet after I win this bet

I hate fandom so much. I've never been this angry at a website before. It's such a huge slap in the face to the community to be treated like children after 20 years. The smug way in which they try to spin their own deficencies as progressivism is what's particularly nausiating about this entire thing. I'm having a hard time even posting because I just want to rip into the powers that be endlessly. I find it highly disturbing that suddenly any skin or w/e is considered "hornyposting." Sexuality is part of life, and there is a hugh difference between even something like a bikini pic and hardcore pornography. We can't post selfies, draw art, or even post screenshots from games. This stinkhole is going to turn into an incel fortress, and I wish I had the guts to just close my account and remove all my guide. Fandom is anathama.

Privatizing ce AND removing hornyposting doesn't make a lot of sense to me tbh.

Since ce is now private, what's the harm in letting things stay the same? It's not like anyone new is gonna be wandering in to see things they didn't expect.
And if they banned hornyposting, why privatize ce at that point? We're clean now, so it should be no issue for others to discover this board.

Make it make sense

I went to bed really late and I ate bacon before and now I

you can't just leave me hanging like this pls god NOW WHAT?? I MUST KNOW it's killing me

AceMos posted...

do you have proof of this claim that your child is that big already

This, we're gonna need some pics TC. Censor his face if you wish but we really gotta see this for ourselves

That seems greedy that you want all of my money ;_;

No no, it's our money. You gotta think of it differently buddy. Just trust me, I'm really good with finances

I posted my ID to get reviewed by the mods or admins this one time about a decade ago to get unbanned for joking about being 12. Well i regret that. i should have just made a new account. Im now scared af of whoever posted that "oh i know your secrets" confession is a mod and referring to me. I dont remember if i crossed out my name or my dad's name. Oh fuck. Well the onpy secret i really have just involves like my bicuriosity and uhh some other thing related to a family friend. Im paranoid omg i hope that confessor isnt targetting me. Please respond confessor i beg of you.

I am willing to bet all of the first confessor and I's money that the confession you're referring to is not about you

TroutPaste posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f014b034.jpg

lmfao this is the best selfie I've ever seen

OK honestly I know top hats are a bit overdone in modern day society, but I think a top hat would fit her because she kinda has that old timey mustache thing going on. OMG SHE'D LOOK LIKE A HER OIL SALEWOMAN!! oh also since we're talking about snakes, there's this little game called metal gear and....

Snake oil saleswoman is GENIUS i will get her a top hat asap. And also you think snake from metal gear has a pet snake at home, because he should

All I can offer is money. Get a star hat for Luma

I require all of your money; star hats from across the galaxy ain't cheap ya know

[Redacted] - I was referring to if either of those posts and responses were an acknowledgment of the novel-length confession I made about zoophilia last night, or if they were unrelated posts by other people and your responses. If you don't remember or just skimmed it over and threw it away cause it was clearly outside of GameFAQs law that's fine. You might want to edit or delete the part of post #[redacted] identifying me as "[Redacted name]" though >_>

Nope! I went through all the confessions again, and I don't see the novel length zoophilia confession you claimed to have made. I can't edit my previous post anymore, but in the future if you ask me to remove your name within the confession I will. I post em as is

I have only skipped 3 confessions thus far, and surprisingly all of them were about Crimsoness?? She is both the most sexually attractive person ce has ever seen and also seemed to have really pissed some people off lol

I doubt you remember, but a couple years ago I posted a confession about sleeping with a married woman. 2 and a half years later, we're still dating, she and her ex-husband are still close friends, and I would even call him a friend personally. Obviously unconventonial, but everything worked out a lot better than could have been anticipated, and I'm fully in love with her. We're about to move in with each other officially in a couple months. IDK, just felt like sharing.

This does sound really familiar. I'm happy that it worked out for you cause dang that had sooo many more ways it could've ended badly that it ending positively.
How did it all go down??

Snakes are dumb and ugly especially your snake. Tell him I hate him

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c7a467fb.jpg

LonelyStoner posted...

Omg I LOVE Leucistics! What a beautiful noodle. We increase the humidity to 70% when we believe hes about to shed, but before and after that we do 60-65%. We also have lots of hides and balsa wood for him to rub against, but hes a bit of a derp and we have to help him occasionally. He came from a neglectful breeder that we rescued. Weve been lucky enough not to have to help him with his eye caps.

70-80% may be a better humidity level to keep your lil guy at, since hes shedding in pieces otherwise. BPs are very individualized but yours may need the higher percentage. Ideally hed be able to shed in one big piece, but I understand if thatd be hard to achieve if he came from a neglectful breeder semi recently

In that photo shes about 4 years old, so youre pretty close. I wish she was well fed! She insists on eating once every 2 months despite me offering food every 3-4 weeks >.>
Ball pythons are so finicky lol. Is yours a Spider morph of some sort?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5e6613ef.jpg
My child wont let me hold her during shed either. Last time I tried she hissed at me. She never hisses at me!

Your son is shedding in pieces it seems; whats your humidity level at?

Dude have you ever put like a little hat on her or like play fetch or wrestle?? This is, of course, in regards to your snake.

I needa do a hat, here's some pics of other snakes with hats
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0959ae9f.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a5a20a48.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/86f9a854.jpg
I need some ideas for Lumas hat, anyone got any ideas??
unfortunately she does not fetch but she will wrestle me. I found this out during a thunderstorm. There was a loud crack and all of a sudden she squeezed my arm with so much strength like she was boutta die. My arm temporarily lost blood flow but luckily I am stronger lol
smh weakling

CE liberals are why good liberals never win elections.

biden should consult ce for advice directly tbh

I confess that I signed off on $15,000 of private student loan debt with a 15.85% interest rate today
It'll last me a year (including summer term) so that's how I'm rationalizing it in my head

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My apartment is booby trapped. I also kill on sight. These suckers better gtfo or die

LeoRavus posted...

Do you have a lot of house plants? I hear they're attracted to dirt.

Yep. I also have a 120 gallon terrarium that is at constant 70-90% humidity level with some more plants as well. Most of the gnats were in there, unfortunately, where my snake lives

Hopefully the mosquito bits I got will clear out eggs and larvae, as well as sticky traps will end this problem soon. These yellow sticky traps have been puttin in WORK lemme tell you

and I won't stop until murder them all. I never knew that these things were my own version of personal hell until last week but it stops NOW

Turbam posted...

Well, alright, if I gotta

Wait no I didn't mean it pls Turbam
what can i do to make up this critical error I've made??

Do you still have a snake how's your snake do they chill and hang out and hold your hair when you throw up

Yesm I still have snake, she is doing alright though she recently got a respiratory infection >.>
Her nose is stuffy, but I've increased the humidity to like 100% and introduced hour steam sessions everyday, and she's getting better fast!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1defb6af.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7035a24d.jpg
i love her so mUCH

It's William the dolphin guy again. Sorry to bother you, but were you referring to me in the "I know the secret of a user here..." post and response or the "I am banned from CE and I must shitpost" repsonse? Or did you just not post about it at all? If you could just reply with "#1" for "I know the secret...", #2 for "I am banned & shitpost" or #3 for didn't acknowledge. I really don't mind either way, just would like to know. And if the topic upsets or disgusts you that you'd like me to never bring it to you again just say so and I'll honor it. It wasn't really a shitpost though, not in my view at least, I meant every word and am willing to provide proof in private. I just hate having to hide that side of myself and it's been liberating to discuss it freely lately even if only in limited spaces. Thanks again.

Ngl I am unsure of what you mean, I haven't referred to anyone here I think, and if I did I mentioned them by name. I have the memory of a goldfish so idk what topic you seem to be alluding to

post whatever u want here though, I'm willing to respond to everyone so long you stay within TOS

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4a11e045.jpg

LOL
i blame the tourists for feeding the seagulls hot cheetos I definitely was NOT one of them...

I'm a zoomer and idk what you're talking about

It's hard to resist such deals as UBE MOCHI PANCAKE FOR 3.99 USD, CIABATTA BUNS 4PK FOR 1.99 USD, and HASH-BROWN for probably a similar price I don't remember. What's your favorite things to get from Mr. Joe?

I go to Trader Joes only for the sparkling pear cider. I go in, get 5 bottles and leave. It's a 10/10

Ban Turbam

sounds like a plan to me!
@Turbam
get out

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI4Wu0Hx3Vc&ab_channel=ardaadaada

you ever think about [redacted] whether pigeons are out to get us or not?

>.>
It's crossed my mind more than a few times. The seagulls are definitely out to fucken get us holy shit the amount of times I was divebombed in Seattle was no joke

I'm jealous of your ability to overcome adversity. You are inspirational. Like damn I feel like such a child compared to you despite probably being a few years older. Ughh I wish I was more willing to take risks to improve my life. Well I guess I'll take the plunge and reintegrate to society very soon. like next month or at the very least before the year ends.

I don't think I have done anything worth being inspirational, but thank you. I have only gotten through difficult situations because there was no other option. In a way, having housing insecurity was beneficial as it really lit the fire under my ass lol.

How about instead of taking a bunch of risks, you just take one? What's one thing you can do to help in your situation?
For me, that was getting a GED instead of a diploma; doing that boosted my self confidence in incredible ways. I credit the GED to allowing me the self assurance that I can do things on my own for the first time.
u can do it!!!

what do you consider as sufficient payment?

You gotta make the first offer, and I'll counteroffer from there. What do you have??

Trader Joe's is pretty cool but I feel like going there betrays my ghetto heritage.

Listen, is it really betraying your ghetto heritage to SAVE money?? Trader Joes is a steal, all ur friends will be jealous of your cowboy caviar salsa

Harpie, forgive me for I have sinned.

I require sufficient payment first
whatchu got

I like Crimsoness' boobs

Me and u both buddy

I've become increasingly irritable the last few years, mainly because of my parents. My dad needed 5k about 3 years, and I decided to help, but it became constant thing where he took money out of my bank account (he had access because he set it up). I initially wasn't expecting repayment but he eventually took 30-40k before I cut him off completely. Mom is becoming a increasingly annoying know-it-all racist transphobe who feels the need to lecture me on every little thing. Shit is mad annoying and I kinda avoid discussing things with her because it quickly turns into a 30 min lecture about minor things and I'm so close to telling her off. BlogFaqs Part 1

Would it make sense at this point to purposefully limit your exposure to them? While they are your parents, it's clearly becoming a drain on you. Cutting contact with my dad helped a lot with my own mental health tbh

today I walked up and takes a shit

with or without peeing??
I've yet to meet someone who can simply shit

I logged into my ex's email and social media accounts a few years after we broke up. We shared our passwords while dating and they never changed them. I was extremely obsessed with them and wanted to know if they were better off without me. This experience made me realize that they truly didnt need me and I felt a mixture of relief and sadness tbh. I never did this again and Im pretty sure they got notified of the breach anyways so I wouldnt be surprised if they are now scared of me. Ive only had short-lived relationships since we broke off all those years ago and Im the main culprit of each break-up. I am extremely toxic once the early infatuation wears off but I cant help it. At the very least Ive never hurt anyone physically just emotionally. I do need to seek out therapy.

Therapy would be beneficial yes lol. Most places will allow low-income payments plans of like $20 a visit, that's what I did for a while anyways. Logging into an ex's account years after a break up is not normal or healthy. At least you found some sort of closure.

There's a guy I "dated" for like 3 weeks 7 years ago. He still messages me every 6 months or so saying how sorry he is and how he should have loved me more
>.>
<.<
I wish I could tell him it ain't that deep lol

i think this board deserves its fate

;-;

I know the secret of a user here that would destroy them if made public. I don't like them, but I don't hate them enough to bring it out, here or to their loved ones. Can't even hint at what it is without making it obvious. But if they ever cross the line in some way, I have that ammo ready, and it gets me hard thinking about the misery.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/77ac9a48.png

EDIT:
this pic looks fucked for some reason but I'm leaving it as god intended it to be

What do you call a crocodilian who's banned from CE? ...I dunno, I just wanted to do the gator puns again but can't think of any.

uhh what do you call a crocodilian who's banned from Current Events?? An "out-of-the-loop-dile"!

I had to reload the page thrice to get this form to work on mobile >:/ anyway, I've been thinking of making online dating profiles, but I've struggled with self-esteem issues in the past and I don't think I'd be able to deal with the inherent male dating app experience

idk seems like a personal problem to me

If you don't have good self-esteem, you gotta try meeting women in other ways first imo. Go to an event and start chatting people up idk

I'm on a hunger strike until CE reopens

It was nice knowing you

Fandom taking over gfaqs was the best thing to ever happen. I nut myself and smirk everytime a shitposter or well liked user gets banned and they cant return to CE anymore. Why? I dont know. I just enjoy the drama. Ive been on this site/board for almost two decades - I dont even dislike anyone, but Im glad to see them and this board go. *Munches on popcorn*

Do you feel cool when you say that? You are not the badass you think you are, you're here with the rest of us lmao

your secret is exposed. flee the country immediately

You see, I would but I bought some salmon I need to cook tonight. Salmon is really only good for a day or two fresh. And after that I have a dentist appointment scheduled
i'll get back with u on that

I am banned from CE and I must shitpost

Such is the law of the universe it seems

marvel_fan333 posted...

Get a mattress already Harpie

my bank account says no thanks
its bkdy will be ready next month.. hopefully

I do got DMs but I see how it be, night night, enjoy sleep. Maybe a bed would be better then a sofa

i wonder if my ex deleted all my pics like i asked
hmmmmm
if ur ex gf asked you to delete all her saucy pics would you??

sofa isnt bad but I have no bed

Oh shit I'm also playing totk again after not playing for a while. It's so FUN I love how you can [REDACTED] and they gave Link [REDACTED] bones. Heh I never said "eat".... Projecting much?? Also I'm similar with the bluebebbies, I either have them and they taste like nothing or I'm too pussy to eat them because sour. Also licking your [REDACTED] is OK but what about [REDACTED] your [REDACTED] oh yeah I'm also responding from the previous confession in which I say similar things. You are DRUNK so I don't want to startle u.

i too like to lick my redacted blueberries in totk. also because i am DRUNK i CANNOT be startled so come at me fam

and just to clear to record I did NOT redact any part of this confession

who needs to be a freak in the bed sheets when you can be a freak in the google sheets

( )

i confess that i am 15 minutes from falling asleep

thank goodness this sofa is a 8/10

Horny post up in my DMs all you like

ce pls

this is google sheets youAINT GOT NO DMS

respect women

it's in the gamefaqs TOS now bby
ReSpEcT wOmEn

Mayo is nasty

you're so wrong for this
mayo is the BEST condiment in existence

deoxxys posted...

Yeah there's some pretty bad ones. That's why I'm stuck with the orange one because I found when I liked. But that's the cost of picking out low calorie ice cream. The only other one I remember enjoying is salted caramel?

The chocolate one's ok but only if you have been sugar free for atleast a week. If you try it otherwise it is actually disgusting. I will give orange and salted caramel a go next week, u better not disappoint

I have a crush on SBAllen

it's okay i used to have a crush on sballen too. cute AND supreme leader of gamefaqs?? swoon~~
im pretty sure i posted several photoshopped pics of me and sballen together like we were dating back in the day lmao. he said he was afraid of me
i think that he was playing hard to get but

[redacted] what's your current band and cup size

uhh i am a 30D I think

which okay yes D cup I KNOW sounds like a lot, but cup sizes are NOT static. Cup sizes, if you don't know, are proportional to the band size. for example a 38D bra size has wayyyy bigger boobs than me, despite the same letter, because their band size is larger.

tldr: if someone looked at me without knowing how bra sizes work, they'd say I'm a B cup

:0

I don't get the idea of people thinking their 'online persona' is separate from their 'real life self'. Your post came from you regardless if you're acting or not, so in every meaningful way that is the 'real' you.

I agree
if anything your online persona is a truer, less filtered self, as you tend to say things you may feel you couldn't in your "real life."

then again I would NOT want peeps in my "real life" to read all the shit I've been posting here lmao

This dude follows me around and won't leave me alone. halp

tell him to stop cause he's being a meanie
SOLVED

I like pineapple on pizza

this gave me the legitimate heebie jeebies
why

i confess that being single has led me closer and closer to hornyposting
i wont do it but
i am this close
i am also this .......................... drunkso Im not sure which is more powerful

deoxxys posted...

What flavor I like the orange one

The mint one. Maybe I should try the orange one, i havent tried too many halo top flavors tbh cause they tend to be bad more often than good >.>

i confess that i am about to absolutely decimate this pint of halo top ice cream

deoxxys posted...

Harpie is however inherently sexy and that's a fact

oh lawdy here we go

Still wanna [redacted] a dog [REDACTED]

you wanna WHAT???

I have information that may lead to DToast's arrest. If I [redacted], you know what really happened.

my body's ready for the leak, i believe in u soldier

I farted lol

dayum I was wondering WHO was stinkin up the place
go shit in the toilet man
pls dont let in marinate in your butt anymore, it ain't good for any of our noses

Excuse me, miss. CE is always capitalized.

excuse me, but actuallyy
*pushes up glasses*
same difference

deoxxys posted...

Harpie trying to get me modded for horny posting

it's not horny its just facts
are you saying that its cause I'm not a man?? smh women's nipples are NOT inherently horny or sexy
gamefaqs is a perv confirmed if they mod me

There was a typo on the furry, confession. With something like that it could give away the poster

I do not have enough braincells to figure that out. unless someone introduces themselves i am so goddamn clueless

maybe someone can help me play detective in topic hmmm??

I don't know how I am going to feel when CE finally gets the axe. I don't know if I'm going to stick around on other boards here. On the one hand, I have spent more than 20 years on this site, much of that on CE, and I have some fond memories of this board and its basically been a daily part of my routine that I'm not sure I'd know what do without. But on the other hand, I have utterly wasted so much fucking time posting on this board, and I sometimes think that I might be much better off in life if I had the willpower to just fucking leave and do stuff that is actually productive instead. I don't know why I spend so much time here. Sometimes I just go to my AMP and sort by Last Post and browse from there, or see no new posts, and then go to the board and scroll up and down and see nothing that interests me, then back to my AMP, then back to the board, and over and over. I am addicted. i should do what you are supposed to do with any addiction that is controlling more of your life than you would want it to, and try and overcome it. But no, what do I do instead? Even in the face of the impending demise of this board? I join two Discord servers and another message board site so now I have FOUR places to go to online to waste time at during my day. I don't know what is wrong with me.

getting rid of one addiction wont stop you from being an addict. u gotta find it within yourself to fix your social media addiction

i gave up long ago tbh now I embrace it

all this fuss over israel and palestine and the american far right should realistically open people's eyes that all religion is the problem. all religion, religious individuals, and religious institutions have no place

https://giphy.com/gifs/disneypixar-disney-pixar-cbipTNlosP9AY

I love furry women. And don't been just like the lewd stuff like in general.

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Have you played any VIDEO GAMES lately? Have you ever accidentally an entire cake? Did you ever eat a fruit and it was really good but next time you ate that fruit it wasn't as good and it left you bewildered? Can you lick your elbow with your tongue on your elbow?

oh god oh god that's a lotta text buddy
YESM i am currently obsessed with Zelda totk
NO how the fuck do you accidently eat an entire cake??
YES i ate tart blueberries, thought they were awesome and later tried ripe ones and were beYOND disappointed they were tastless
NO i cannot lick my elbow but I can lick my nipples so that's an achievement too I think

I only remember the taste of human milk because I used to take sips out of my younger brother's bottle. I was a young child and didnt know better. This is why in the past Id write on CE that I 0refer human milk over animal milk. Also im lactose intolerant.

what makes it better, and have you found a new source??
human boobie milk does sound interesting

I am a left wing liberal and consider myself progressive. I've voted for Biden and will vote for him again to do my part fighting against Trump, fully support abortion, women's rights, freedom, and the empowerment movement, LGBT rights and representation, black empowerment, pro-Palestine and pro-ceasefire, freedom of religion and fighting the Christian deathgrip on America, UBI and healthcare for all, free college education for all, and much more. However, despite that, I am transphobic. I simply have not been able to come around. When it comes to transwomen, [redacted sentences explaining stance]. The thing is though, there is no way to express my feelings about this anywhere. No one would ever accept it and no one would ever actually hear me. In a way, I feel silenced. I'm not conservative, I don't want to go anywhere near those who want nothing more than to take my abortion rights away or repeal the 19th amendment. But the people I am closest to and allied with all over social media would drop me and hate me forever if I ever opened up about these feelings. There would be no talking about it, only exile. Then I'd have no one. I guess I really pulled this one from the deep inside lol. If this is against the TOS and you can't post it then I understand. But at least one person on this earth knows. Sorry you had to read this if it upset you.

Hmm. I think the reason it's treated differently that other liberal issues it because transphobia has real and deadly effects on trans people just trying to live their lives. It's one thing to have your own opinion about it, but pushing for censorship of trans voices and people is a deadly game. 99.9% of trans people are not speaking on behalf of cis people. Generally they really want to mind their own business and for others to mind theirs lol. Being progressive imo means that you are looking for progress in today's society, and the erasure of trans people is going backwards, not forwards.
Im sorry you feel censored, but im more sorry that trans people are victimized.

I basically expect to find my account Suspended every time I load a new page.

lmfao that's meee in this topic
Dtoast pls dont take my account
im just a harpie!!

I want to be strong. I want to be feared. I want to be powerful. Do you think after everything, however, Ruby Rose would still be my friend? I've... never had one. She can destroy me with one look from her Silver Eyes. But she is just so incredibly bold with her plans and over and over she just keeps going and going. She is annoying and frustrating but it's also a bit -- inspiring? Sometimes I wonder if me and her are cut from the same cloth, of a same kind. Perhaps in another reality, we could had been friends.

you gotta find her house address and tell her this with a megaphone outside her window
she will love that, cause it proves you're strong

Imma get real wasted and come back in a half hour

ya'll better have some good shit for me when I come back
pls

I confess that I am doing the bare buttcheek minimum needed to pass this CS class with a B

and that someone needs to help me understand arrays in java cause I feel dumb as BRICKS

I've been cheating on my wife for the last four years. I feel awful but I think I have a sex addiction

Clearly you dont feel that awful because youre still doing it. Whats the point staying in a marriage where you feel like you need others to be fulfilled?

I'm sad that i haven't made more friends on here. Been coming here for years, but depression and anxiety kept me from posting. Now I'm more willing to post just as Fandom starts to kill the site. There's lots of cool people here.

I think theres still time to make friends, if you want them. Tbh its never been easier as the nee discords are full of people getting to know each other.
Ce has a good year left in it I think

I'm crushing on a certain CEgal. >_>

Oh my~
I have a crush on Gladius
She's a 10/10 on every metric except the bad ones

I enjoy witnessing women piss their pants.

Yeah that's uh.. hmm..
I'm happy for you or I'm sorry sorry that happened to you

I'm gonna cry when CE dies. Goddamn I never thought I'd get attached to the board within a few years timespan. I've been using it like a personal diary at times sorry if that has annoyed anyone though ofc they won't know who posted this hah. I've seriously been able to uncover the root cause of some mental health related stuff by typing out certain events in my life on CE and reflecting on them. I'm not being delusional. I swear to god!!!!.

I used ce like a diary too, and despite all the pushback I got for it at the time, it was honestly really therapeutic. I posted a lot about my shitty homelife, feeling trapped and too anxious for anything.
It was someone on ce that gave me the idea to get a GED and move out, instead of suffering in that household for the next few years while I struggled to finish HS. And getting my GED and graduating early was literally the best decision I have ever made. That seriously catapulted me out of that terrible home, and into me being self sufficient. It also taught me that maybe I CAN do shit on my own.

That was a lot. Moral of the story is that ce is a fantastic place for so many of us. And it's really sad to see it shut down early like this.

im a pretty godawful person and have been for the majority of my time on CE

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Any exercise or anything really that has a European country in it's name is very intimidating. Would these be hard for someone who doesn't do daily exercises?! HELP

Yesm but guess what? You can do hard things.

Is it bad that my best friend is female and Im a male?

why would that be bad