Lurker > Harpie

David1988 posted...

Sounds like a solid plan, especially if youre under 30

I am 22 next month. I envy all the people my age with bachelors already >.>

Thanks ^^

nothanks1 posted...

Because most likely they'll run you into the ground
imagine this scenario: the 'main' server has gone offline

Option A) it's a customer, get to the site and fix that and the CEO and his friends take all the credit
Option B) your (your company) sever is offline and you fix that and the CEO praises you in an email and you boss gives you a day off

Option B will never happen I assume ._.

Thank you for the pointers, I didnt know that this was an option. Seriously. Ill have to keep you updated over the next few months. My bodys ready

Ruvan22 posted...

Good plan, especially giving yourself credit for the first step! You could split step five into two as they aren't necessarily dependent on each other.

On a serious note, weren't you going into phlebotomy?

Thanks! The picture on the license is the first photo taken that Ive ever liked too lol. Also which part should go first you think, for 5?

Yes. However, its been over a month and still nothing. Ive been applying to at minimum a job a day, whether online or in person. Nothing but rejections. Its honestly very demoralizing, but I have to do something to get my income up. Ill keep applying. I think its due to my lack of experience in healthcare, at all.

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yunalenne10 posted...

No problem. I respect that.

Are you a CNA?

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Damn, what brought you to nursing initially?

ssj3vegeta posted...

The national average annual wage of an pharmacy technician is $34,020 apparently, doesn't sound like a high paying job to me but maybe where you live it might iunno but good luck

Its not, not really, but it looks like the best I can do while Im still in school. Ill get my associates soon, but its pretty much worthless. When I get my bachelors itll be another story, but until then, I want something to keep me afloat enough to not be worrying about money

TeaMilk posted...

do computer science shit, I got p lucky but i was making 6 figures a year after getting bachelor's degree. Theres certifications and bootcamps and shit that take a lot less time and can get you jobs too

Im sort of doing that now, Im almost halfway through my statistics/data science degree. I dont really have any skills yet though, and want something I can do to support myself while getting the masters

Its really insane how well computer science pays though. Absolutely insane, so congrats to you for really succeeding!!
How do you think you got lucky? What happened?

ElatedVenusaur posted...

My plans foundering a bit right now: undergrad social work programs require work hours. These would normally be provided by a class conveniently not offered at community colleges. Goddamnit CT, arent you expensive enough?

So I couldnt get started on that as planned, and am now trying to get some sort of entry-level human service job, but thats not entirely easy either.

Oh, and I have this whole trans deal happening, of course. Time-and-energy-consuming; transition, but thats going well so far, at least.

Sorry I dont have much advice. Are you going to go through a driving school? Because the right driving instructor will help you out a lot.

Wow, how long have you been looking for a job now? I cant imagine how frustrating it is to have the degree but still not be able to get into the industry. Something similar happened with my phlebotomy tech certification, but that was a month long class not a college degree >.>

Has your transition been helping a little in a ways, as you get farther along? At least in terms of morale and self confidence

I paid for private lessons, and I actually got my license in the mail last week ^^

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nothanks1 posted...

You can mostly just braindump the entire three tests.
You'll have to leverage your customer service experience and only go for intern IT support (do not go for an MSP or any external, like an ISP)

You pay to sit the exam only.

Security+ is optional but does get you into a cushy government job in the US

Hmm, it does seem like Id have trouble initially getting a job. Ill do it. Why not, I have nothing to lose Im still doing the pharm tech thing

Why should I stay away from an MSP?

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CalypsoDoom posted...

Girl don't do this unless you hate yourself intensely

LOL

Arent you a nurse?

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Wii_Shaker posted...

Reasonable goal.

Step 5 sounds like fun.

Yes I agree. My libido is way too high for the lack of bedroom activity in my life ._.

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Ive heard this a few times.. that pharm tech is a brutal job. What makes it so much harder than normal retail? Like a cashier or something?

yunalenne10 posted...

How do you feel about Certified Nursing Assistants?

No thank youuuuu

I would rather not have to touch people. CNAs are also overworked and undervalued from what Ive heard

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nothanks1 posted...

Go into IT support
no degree needed
Go study for the CompTIA+ and Network+ and then Security+ for them sweet nasa jobs

Now this, THIS is awesome
I did some brief research on what you said and it really looks like something Id enjoy, AND is realistic to achieve. Theres so many more jobs too, I checked!!

How did you learn about those certifications? Did you pay for a class or do it solo?

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viewmaster_pi posted...

well good luck

thanks cutie

Unsugarized_Foo posted...

CDL

I dont have a car is this possible

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Revnir posted...

Pharmacy tech is gonna make you hate people

Ive worked in customer service and sales for years, I already hate people

RealityDose posted...

You will fail
You flunked out of college
Failure is a future for you
Accept it

Im back in school. Failure is necessary. No one ever became rich without fucking up first

I think

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Also whats something I can do to get a good job. Ie a certification or skill that takes less than 6 months to get on my own

Im looking for ideas

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the plan is simple

1) Get a drivers license
2) Get high paying job
3) Get a car
4) Have my own place
5) Get rich fuck lots of people

Currently executing step 2, I have a job as a pharmacy assistant. Imma work myself up to pharmacy tech, then at that point I should be making ~$20 an hour. My goal is for this to happen before 2022

thoughts?

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Ive said that to every guy Ive cuddled with sorry TC

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah damage was well over done. I thought I was gonna need a new kidney too but that SOB bounced back like a day before my 2nd surgery. It was a big group mourn for Mabus session in the drinking topics for a couple weeks. I think I smoked like 10 times today at least. Beating up my body is my favorite game apparently.

Damn dude. Im really happy for you that you were able to bounce back, youre an awesome person whos got too much dumb shit to say to go out yet. AND you havent gone out to the east coast yet like youre supposed to

eh, mj just makes you lose brain cells. Im sure youve got a few left you can afford to lose

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm good, this was weeks ago. I can't drink another day in my life so now i'm striving to be a pothead.

Wow. Didnt this happen then after you stopped drinking? Im assuming though the damage was already done?

Oh hell yes. How often are you smoking these days

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Ivynn posted...

TIL Harpie's life is written by a 15-year-old fanficition writer

I wouldve gotten laid by now if that was the case smh

it happened once and then the guy was weird about it and said he wanted kids and marriage and my body isnt ready for that

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Oh I almost died. I have a new liver. That happened. Legit like said my goodbyes and everything, I didn't think I was gonna live. Here the fuck I am though.

jesus what the fuck
how
why
WHAT
How are you feeling now??

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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Tell him your down to fuck and you suck a mean dick.

okay ill report back tomorrow with the results wish me luck
Ill stare down his dick too while saying it, giving eye contact to the head I really care about

inb4 I get kicked out of the class for sexual harassment

MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah it's gotta be a mean one, like you are super into it and want to swallow it like a pelican with a sardine.

Mmm, yes yes YES. Ill mimick the pelican swallow too, gluck gluck cutie ;000

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Unspecified_NPC posted...

Grandma says "if you wanna personally experience the 30's, hmu"

Gimme her number, NOW

MabusIncarnate posted...

Oh hey look, it's Harpie

back again to talk about my lack of love life

whatchu been up to mabus

Gobstoppers12 posted...

what are you, 4'10?

411.5

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I only know his height because another girl asked him in front of everyone, he replied, she said:

Oh, thats not that bad I guess

what a bitch making him feel bad for no reason smh

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Gobstoppers12 posted...

"I love that you're only six inches shorter than you're supposed to be (Heart Eyes Emoji)"

no ew if he was 60 that would remove a lot of my attraction to him (sorry tall guys I wanna be able to reach you)

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yunalenne10 posted...

Looks like he was completely mesmerized by you.

Dont give me hopeee hes so hot and wayy out of my league. By far the best looking guy in the class
How do I flirt back
maybe I could compliment his hair idk how any of this works

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

what does a guy's height have to do with his attractiveness?

because 56 is the perfect height

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omega cookie posted...

Settling for what you can get, eh?

Nah 56 is the perfect height imo. Shorter guys than that are preferable to guys taller than 56

Naruto_fan_42 posted...

i have no idea how old you are but are teenagers actually in relationships in high school

i'm glad i do online school

Im 21 hes 24
it came off less cringy than the title im sorry okay I could only fit 80 characters

KILBOTz posted...

do you have cataracts? that would explain cloudy eyes.

fuck

Unspecified_NPC posted...

That was me, sorry I was on the phone with my grandma

tell her she looks cute today for me

Gobstoppers12 posted...

lol sorry for laughing

STOP you guys are worse than the tinder girls putting 60 or taller only in their bio smh

Xethuminra posted...

Absolutely. When I was a make-up artist, it could be totally appropriate the help psyche up the cast. A lot of times when you go overboard with compliments to the actors and actresses, it will bring them out of self-doubt just enough to not overinflate their ego.

Hmmm maybe, I was very nervous about getting my blood drawn so maybe he was just distracting me and trying to make me feel better

also thats an awesome job

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yunalenne10 posted...

No, I'd definitely be flirting saying stuff like that.

oh god oh god hsbqjahddb

Simp posted...

frankly, people are sick of me saying that to everybody

You should keep saying it its a nice compliment cutie

pegusus123456 posted...

I'd never say that to anyone because it sounds like something I'd read in bad fanfiction

Axiom posted...

I cringed reading that. Then I cringed harder when I read that line was actually used. Yes there is no other reason to use a cheesy pick up line than to pick you up

okay to be fair, he didnt say it like that. He was staring into my eyes and explaining the little clouds in them. I think after like 30ish seconds he realized how it was coming off and looked away like he was embarrassed/blushing.
It wasnt a one liner thank god lmao

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HES SO HOT CE

56, curly blonde hair, blue eyes and very very very clearly works out at the gym

ill be sad when class is over and I dont ever get to see him again, smh

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Would you ever say that to a person and not intend to be flirting

or am I just going crazy and assuming too much

he said this while was holding my hand too (while I was getting my blood drawn by another student in phlebotomy class lol)

asking for a friend

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

I been eating Ritz like crazy.

by themselves or soaked in canned cheese
your answer is very important

viewmaster_pi posted...

engaged to dale earnhardt

Eh why not hes kinda cute

Killmonger posted...

Had one of the same jackets.

pics or it didnt happen

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Lol I ate dale ice cream sandwiches

did you ask him before you took his sandwiches

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Damn_Underscore posted...

Is it an actual jacket he wore?

Sort of, its an official replica sold for fans. Only sold in 2002 though, so I had to buy this second hand. It still has the tag on it!

Robot2600 posted...

So you like Oreos a lot?

YES

Dont you???

yemmy posted...

Thats pretty badass

Id like a Kevin Harvick one with Busch Lite on it

Oooh that ones cool too. You should grab one so we can match

Cleo_II posted...

Uhh is that a wedding ring?

Nah its my claddagh ring but flipped around on my right hand. My body isnt ready for marriage wtf

pogo_rabid posted...

Do it for dale

of course

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Its a 2002 Dale Earnhardt Jr jacket, the year he won the Xfinity Series 300-mile event

Ive always wanted a Nascar jacket and thought Id treat myself after facing my fear of needles and getting a phlebotomist (blood drawing) certification ^^

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Optimus Prime

Hmmm, Im sure I can make it work. He can act as an oversized Hitachi wand

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Strider102 posted...

Drain me completely plz

You will be a perfect addition to my collection. Ill treat yours extra special

Big_Nabendu posted...

Black scrubs?
I wear blue

Ill get blue at some too, but I just wanted to start with a black set for now

you got any of them... pics??

viewmaster_pi posted...

yes, i too am a... (squints) phlembotomite

Perfect, im gonna need you to take this knife and carefully extract the juice from the next patient. They better be alive when I come back

AThirstyCamel posted...

All blood that you will take has to be clean. My dad had hepatitis at one point and even though it cured, he was still not allowed to donate.

All blood types are not compatible with others and babies cannot receive all types of blood either.

When giving baby blood, i have to be hooked up to a special machine. It's not the typical needle and a bag thing. I forgot what he calls it.

But I just got a tattoo 3 days ago so I cannot donate for a while. So no free snacks for me.

Ill likely be working in a hospital or outpatient clinic, so it probably wont all be clean.

Thats really cool, I wanna see what that process looks like. Is it anymore invasive than just the needle?

Whats the tattoo

Heartomaton posted...

You can just have it. The blood is just a byproduct of what I was really taking from them, so I saved it in case anyone needed it. You need it, so it goes to you.

This will be a perfect addition to my collection, thank you for your donation bby

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CouldBeAnAlt posted...

I feel like I'm gonna faint when my blood is drawn :(

That was me like a week ago ngl

The panic is real. I can empathize. It helps when I dont look at it happening and am distracted by conversation or even watching a video

Heartomaton posted...

I have my ways and... I have my ways.

Mysterious, I like it. Okay how much for all of what you got?

Bloodmoon77 posted...

Eww blood

Your username???

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AThirstyCamel posted...

My brother is a phlebotomist and he makes me donate all the time.

Lmao I like this dynamic here

Do you actually have baby blood then? Does that mean its clean of any diseases/drugs/etc

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Heartomaton posted...

Can I give you someone else's blood?

Hmmm, it depends. How did you obtain this blood? Did they suffer in the process?

Strider102 posted...

Luckily I have plenty to give. Take what you want.

I hope you dont mind becoming a raisin bby

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Mmm this is music to my ears

Wii_Shaker posted...

Cute as always but my blood is mine and mine alone.

Listen, bub, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Im getting your blood one way or another

FlameTurtle posted...

*flips hair*

So how you doing

Hey sexy

Good! Im doing well in school, and Im getting certified as a phlebotomist in about 2 months. Im super excited because its one step closer to working on clinical trials as a biostatistician

Howve you been cutie

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BloodMoon7 posted...

My blood is toxic.

What did you do to it

PaunchyTurtle53 posted...

Why? I'm not sick, and I can't donate anymore for a few weeks.

Cause I said so, now sit the fuck down and give me your arm

AThirstyCamel posted...

I thought you were a phlebotomist. Baby blood means that my blood is compatible with babies who need it.

Its basically a phlebotomists wet dream.

Not yet actually, Ill get my certification in twoish months from now ^^

How do you know this information??

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catboy posted...

confrats

thanks bby

Strider102 posted...

The queen

Give me your blood

H0LD_Austin_Era posted...

What if you have cooties?

Ill try not to sneeze in your face this time

Returning_CEmen posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

Take all my blood

Good, good. You are the perfect specimen for my needs

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nothanks1 posted...

ok

Youre in good hands, the last guy survived after I punctured his artery

AThirstyCamel posted...

I have baby blood.

you have some explaining to do

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Bite down on this rag and try not to scream it only makes it worse

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AThirstyCamel posted...

I know. Girl power! Hey girl, maybe we should say forget these SIMPS and take care of each other's switch needs

Okay me first
I want a switch lite, the pokmon edition one please and thank you

bnui_ransder posted...

Mario Party gives me ptsd from broken thumbs and burnt palms

what the hell are you doing in Mario Party

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AThirstyCamel posted...

Some CEman was supposed to buy me a switch because I'm a girl but he backed out

ugh these simps are useless

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The board game is playable online now, and my body is ready

who wants in

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JTilly posted...

would have beaten me at chess

wb that one :D :D

Nah nah, you wish



kage_53 posted...

Tagged as a Yu-Gi-Oh! Card :D

pokemon is the only good monster game :P

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Unspecified_NPC posted...

Usually I post dumb ones like "ketchup mustard RELISH". I do remember a dialogue about my being multi-orgasmic though lmao

My identity has been revealed

Lmaoooo I remember the multi orgasmic one that was one of my favorite conversations with you

teep_ posted...

Fwiw, you're cute too!

And yeah, it's something I thought I'd gotten over, but apparently not

Thanks ^^

Yeah itll always be a battle for us I think. Maybe not. hopefully not

Stalolin posted...

I been here for nigh on to thirteen years and Im never on these things.

i fixed it


Omnislasher posted...

no but im definitely taking notes thx for the solid intel tc

am i missing any solid info that you got?

nfearurspecimn posted...

my condolences

its okay i like you, youre one of a few posters who can make me genuinely laugh

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SiO4 posted...

Where? Do I have to set up an account.
Also, I am ligit starting a new job tomorrow...so I'm trying to keep things simple.

i pmd you a link

no account needed. also its only 10 minutes each so i wont keep you up toooo late

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SiO4 posted...

It's pretty accurate!
And yes, I do hope we play a match or two someday.

lets play right now
@SiO4

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teep_ posted...

Any chance of a pic of the tag?

I mean, sometimes I see it myself when I look in the mirror. But the last time was a good few weeks ago

I wish youd see it more often. Its so easy to nitpick yourself to the point where you dont even think youre attractive anymore. I do it too

nfearurspecimn posted...

how do even you know I did that >_>

I actually know a surprisingly large amount of info about you catboy

more than I want to know sometimes

viewmaster_pi posted...

lol

...are you... not an ordained minister??? >.>

that would make so much sense seeing some of the things you post LOL

DrizztLink posted...

I have been double ignored.

I was gonna make it triple ignored but that would be too mean
i see you around a lot, but idk what to tag you. Any ideas

JTilly posted...

I dont remember making posts acting like doxxing e-thots is funny ;(

That one was recent ish. I think you made a topic about a fans girl getting outed to her family or something
i barely remember

i know youre a generally good poster though. Maybe I should change it if you dont agree that doxing ethots is funny lol

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NightMarishPie posted...

I'm not!

wanna change that?

g0ldie posted...

literally got a "who" on my other account, smh.

lmao that mustve been from one of my tagging topics

your new tag is wh0

Reis posted...

you are a qt tho

Exactly! The both of you are

Unspecified_NPC posted...

No but I didn't think so, we have only interacted a little and a lot of it was me being cheeky through your confession topics

Through the confessions themselves??

Shadowplay posted...

Lol, does hi_polymer even come here anymore? I figured that goatthief took up his role as part of the trio of shitposting trolls that constantly come back, alongside ROD and SMAL.

who even are these people

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Kakapo posted...

Labyrinth dad lol

He watches the labyrinth with his daughter I think. Its cutteee

PatrickMahomes posted...

soft goth when

tomorrow

LostForest posted...

*sees my tag of "cute redhead"*

I tell no lies cutie

nfearurspecimn posted...

and what if I am? what then?

its time to blast some nightcore and have a party

teep_ posted...

*_*

I'd be extremely flattered

consider it done ;000

bnui_ransder posted...

Touch, you win this round......

we seem to be at a stalemate

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teep_ posted...

Also I request an update to my tag

okay what about
cute

bnui_ransder posted...

indica posted...

Hmmmm...I'm not there. Cool

I like you, weve had some good chats. I usually dont tag people I like unless its something funny

Touch posted...

I don't has

oh I know who you are you dont need a tag

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

;0

joe40001 posted...

I didn't make the cut

youre another person i havent tagged because I like you

Touch posted...

I don't has

SAD

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Turbam posted...

Sad to say, but EverDownward actually passed away.

:(
He was a cool guy. Rest in peace

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Why am I confusing fam

you just are

Strider102 posted...

Finally some recognition!

youre welcome bby

Tyranthraxus posted...

I don't even remember saying that. Doesn't sound like something I'd say.

You mustve said it a few years ago, a lot of the ones that mention quips toward me I made when i was like 17 and very insecure lol

MabusIncarnate posted...

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Heartomaton posted...

I am not and this wounds me.

what should I tag you bby

SiO4 posted...

LOL actually I did know that!! Haha!!

I have you tagged as, Where's my Waifu, Chess

mm yes I approve of this tag lmao

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