Lurker > Harpie

gunplagirl posted...

Ooh yes, come over and we can have a sleepover. And meatup if you're interested, I do have a tummy.

Can we make it a party for three? :3

beware [ceman]. He likes to groom

I know ._.

did the balls guy scream? drop? what did he do?

He sunk to the ground and screamed something like fucking BITCH

I left the scene pretty quickly after that tbh

I hate that [ceman] guy. he always pretend to be so happy and nice and giving out hugs, it makes me puke. his "fun facts" are never fun, just boring. he was banned 7 months ago, you should ask why, nice guys do not get banned!

I think you should turn that frown upside down! Negativity doesnt look good on u

I have a crush on my professor but I have no idea how to ask her out because of the fraternization rules. I'm 31 and she's probably late 20s; so it's not like I'm a kid asking out an old lady. Advice? She is really cute.

Advice? Let her go. Dont put her in the awkward situation where she needs to let you down. It aint gonna work man, even if she did return feelings she could be permanently barred from teaching. If you truly like her you wouldnt put her in that situation

is doing teh sexytime with men or women better? Ever hit anyone in the nuts? Ever hit anyone in the boobs or been hit there? how can I learn mathematics?

Both are good, is both an option?

I have hit a guy in the nuts, it was in highschool and he was a creep. He would follow me from class to class, ask a bunch of weird sexual questions just to get an embarrassed reaction outta me, and demand hugs. One day he came up behind me, hugged me and accidentally cupped my boobs. I turned around and immediately fucken whaled him right in the nuts. He didnt bother me ever again!

I like painting my nails but worried what family will think. (I'm a cis male)

Well you cam always start with more neutral colors and see what happens. I think youd be surprised ^^

I am 42 and fat. Very fat. Will I die alone? :( (serious). I am not picky but I don't want a morbidly obese woman with kids either.

Why? She could be the love of your LIFE man

Where were you on April 22nd 1995, and June 14th 2008?

1) An unfertilized egg in a uterus and
2) Probably sleeping over at my cute neighbors house

what do girls think of when they deed? what do they think guys think when they deed?

It depends, sometimes I think about proofs which are inferential arguments for a mathematical statement, showing that the stated assumptions logically guarantee the conclusion. The argument may use other previously established statements, such as theorems; but every proof can, in principle, be constructed using only certain basic or original assumptions known as axioms, along with the accepted rules of inference. Proofs are examples of exhaustive deductive reasoningwhich establish logical certainty, to be distinguished from empirical arguments or non-exhaustive inductive reasoning which establish "reasonable expectation". Presenting many cases in which the statement holds is not enough for a proof, which must demonstrate that the statement is true in all possible cases. A proposition that has not been proved but is believed to be true is known as a conjecture, or a hypothesis if frequently used as an assumption for further mathematical work.

Heartomaton still needs to shut the fuck up.

what he do

So I found out a different girl from work is into me. She's fucking cute, too. Not gonna act on it (unless shit goes south with my gf again) but, damn, major ego boost right there.

Its probably not a good idea to flirt and lead on women when you already have a gf buddy ._.

Trumble has a butt for a face and a face for a butt.

I KNEW IT

Harpie is SUSPENDED!

Ah fuck back to the Harpies alt

I wanna marry Harpie's mom then make a step-incest porno with Harpie

But what if shes dead.. you know what? Dont answer that question

In the long run, the anti-sex attitude of feminists is beneficial towards men, because it means that feminists will not end up reproducing and the next generation of women will all be sluts who are willing to take every last drip of jizz from our wieners. We win either way, feminists. Just accept that you are the inferior gender.

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A group of meth-crazed nazis holds you hostage and says they have nukes stationed in ten major US cities. The only way you can stop them from detonating these cities is to re-enact either goatse or tubgirl. Which one do you pick?

idk who those people are and honestly I am afraid to find out

what if I just buy them more meth? :D

I wanna fuck Harpie in the butt when she needs to take a dump then get her [redacted]

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/3/AAclepAADif_.jpg

...and then after that, I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.

STOP

I wonder what the world record is for the most shits a single person has taken in their lifetime. I suppose you'd have to define what counts as an individual shit though.

A shit has a beginning an an end, so lil spurts should count as individual shits tbh

someone out there in the world poops like a rabbit in lil pellets

DespondentDeity posted...

Damn they musta chosen a sweet fuckin name >.>

They did, its genuinely really lovely

i wish i was included in stuff, in person and online
i try so hard to make friends wherever i go and it just doesn't work. even people i talk to here that are cordial with me want nothing further to do with me, so i don't get invited to chats/servers/game nights.
having severe rejection and abandonment issues makes the stupidest, most unimportant stuff hurtful, but on the other hand i'm not sure i'm supposed to be happy as alone as i am - no matter how much I may deserve it.

Im sorry youve had such bad luck with friend making. It isnt easy >.>

If you have mario kart you should totally join in on the karting shenanigans I or Fresh host every now and then ^^

i wish i was attractive enough to have people pretend to be interested in what i'm doing ;_;

Theres someone out there for u

Were on the last stretch lads, are your bodies ready?

DarkRoast posted...

U into mid-30s emotionally drained doctor chicks who hate life

Depends, are u into perpetually poor college chicks about to accrue $40,000+ in debt that also self medicates with drugs and ce

math girl lives on the east coast not Cali like I originally thought

(

but she does have a chess.com account at least

DeadBankerDream posted...

*Sees the More Topics from this Board list*

What, uh... what's going on here?

The meth convention was wild man

PoundGarden posted...

Honestly thay kind of makes it weirder lol. Did you just Google "cute Asian" until you found one resemin her?

._.

cute korean girl with glasses and silver hair

But I do this with all the cute/hot people topics I make, I gotta supply the PICS

gunplagirl posted...

Really weird of you to share the picture of her with a bunch of horny guys :'(

but it isnt her

it just looks like her

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/0/AAclepAADife.jpg

Same >.>

You got me hooked and now I have to WAIT on that cliffhanger?? smh

https://youtu.be/Z7_QQn_2McM

get laid tomorrow 4 me

Foppe posted...

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Go have some fun, you deserve it you sleepyhead.

We will likely just be platonic but just being in her presence is more than enough to make me happy

my bodys ready

AlCalavicci posted...

Met a gorgeous girl at a math convention

NERD

Yeah shes a nerd too isnt that fucken hot. The way she talked to me about Europes gas crisis and the amount of energy that could be saved through simple changes backed up by custom mathematical formulas..

Happy birthday!!!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/3/AAclepAADiYV.jpg

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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she looks like this but with silver hair and is so fucking CUTE. She saw me all alone at my station and ran-wobbled to me with open arms just to ask me to talk about my math project. Then we started talking, vibing, and eventually swapped numbers. We had a lil date planned to roam Philly together but I fucken SLEPT THROUGH HER MESSAGES LIKE A FOOL, AN ABSOLUTE FOOL

anyways weve been texting and she just subtly not so subtly drops that shes bi. Shes in town tomorrow so we might meet up pls pray for me ce

Crimsoness posted...

I'd have to go through Ohio though and no one should experience that

true ._.

VigorouslySwish posted...

the best part of philly is hitting the bars on a Saturday night, why are you going to the hotel already

ur fuckin' up

I dont drink and it doesnt really seem like my scene

maybe one day I will grow the balls

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Yes! Its been awesome and I wish I had more time here. Especially for the halal trucks

Crimsoness posted...

Pennsylvania is like right next to Indiana sorta you should have stopped by and said hi

But I dont have a car

how bout you visit me?? We can have a lil lunchy before I leave

NinjaWarrior455 posted...

Also since you're in old city get a cheesesteak at Sonny's and then ice cream at Franklin Fountain

Sadly Ive already walked most of the way back but tell u what, since @VigorouslySwish likes your recs and I trust his opinion imma go there tomorrow before I fly out

I have yet to have a Philly cheesesteak!

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this is a thousand times better than the ice cream truck slushie

bless

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mission accomplished. Hes a very sweet guy I hope that life will treat him better soon

now onto getting an actually good slushie
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oooh its so fancy in here! Its like a lil supermarket. I give a 10/10 to the framed vines

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this guy asked for some food from inside
>.>
<.<
i feel for him imma get him a sandwich I think

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wtf is a wawa

I must investigate

VigorouslySwish posted...

DEFINITELY don't go visit Rocky's house, whatever you do

that area is now one of the roughest drug zones in the entire country

Steffenfield posted...

Yeah.

I'd rather not be there.

Not getting shot in the streets is something I find very attractive in a neighborhood.

Damn wtf that bad??

Its way too far from me anyways so imma just start walking back to my hotel I think. Thanks for the heads up lol

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if this aint the Philly steps wtf are they lining up for

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/4/AAclepAADiVE.jpg

just kidding its no where near me

SHAME

I wanna go to the famous Philly rocky steps I think theyre nearby?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/2/AAclepAADiVC.jpg

I think this is it but idk how to get inside. Maybe I can just run in yknow

VigorouslySwish posted...

see what I mean lmao

>.>
<.<
As soon as I saw that I thought of you LOL

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shame I cant fit my hand in there

R1masher posted...

For liberty and slushies for all

Oh the slushie was dogshit I threw it away

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no I am not interested in tipping the liberty bell sorry

DrizztLink posted...

When you manage to sneak into a building in Dishonored and realize you're allowed to be there anyway.

LMAO and all your efforts and scheming were for naught ._.

SamsungGearS2 posted...

Tipping culture is outrageous in the states, over the ponds its considered offensive to tip or only for exceptional service.

Eh I really dont see it as unreasonable at all. Its always optional here.. sort of

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took a peek under the skirt

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Wowwwww there it is

I was more impresses by the halal truck

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oh there were masks inside LOL

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The security guards kept saying no entry but then I pretended to be a part of this group and somehow the guard just let us all in

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