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TopicMy dream body - is it ce approved?
Harpie
02/20/18 4:09:42 PM
#33
slothica posted...
nevershine posted...
Pshhh
I'll take ya like you are tbqh

Here you are sir, your armor polished to a gleaming white shine.

lmao ily
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TopicA raver girl messaged me "Heya"
Harpie
02/20/18 3:54:58 PM
#49
Pepys Monster posted...
I think she's the one. I think we're going to get married and live happily ever after.

pepy pls
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TopicMy dream body - is it ce approved?
Harpie
02/20/18 3:52:38 PM
#31
EverDownward posted...
Her tits are way too small

I already got a reduction I ain't getting another one

Anony1125 posted...
You can do it if you just believe in you like I believe in you!

Thanks fam!
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TopicI didn't realize how bad I let myself go until just now
Harpie
02/20/18 12:56:56 AM
#28
Muffinz0rz posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm trying to think of something nice to say, but nothing is really sticking.

At least you have your.. health?

I'll go with that.

she has the undying love and affection of CE

Is that better? I'm not sure where i'd place that.

boy that's an easy way to lose the undying love and affection of CE

Another easy way to do that would post my pics lmao
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TopicI didn't realize how bad I let myself go until just now
Harpie
02/20/18 12:34:21 AM
#18
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
O_O

o-o
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TopicI didn't realize how bad I let myself go until just now
Harpie
02/19/18 11:55:53 PM
#14
Genocet_10-325 posted...
How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

4'11, started at 160lb two weeks ago. Now I'm at 151lb
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TopicI didn't realize how bad I let myself go until just now
Harpie
02/19/18 11:50:12 PM
#9
Pepys Monster posted...
I'm glad you feel motivated to exercise. I've been training too. I'm entering an 8K run next month.

Wow, good luck ^^

the_cajun88 posted...
Harpie posted...
I don't really want to show you guys because I know for a fact you'll make fun of me >.>


Correct.

Exactly. And it's not what I need right now lol

jpenny2 posted...
*waits for pics*

jpenny pls
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TopicI didn't realize how bad I let myself go until just now
Harpie
02/19/18 11:40:35 PM
#1
I just took some "before" pictures and... wow. It's bad. I never actually looked in the mirror and really looked at myself until now.

Really motivating though to compare old pictures of me to now. I've gained so much weight.

I don't really want to show you guys because I know for a fact you'll make fun of me >.>

On the plus side, I've lost 8lb since two weeks ago ^^
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TopicMy dream body - is it ce approved?
Harpie
02/19/18 7:14:06 PM
#17
TopicMy dream body - is it ce approved?
Harpie
02/19/18 7:12:59 PM
#16
Letron_James posted...
Name

Madaline Giorgetta

ssj3vegeta2 posted...
yea i'd fuck her

Zodd3224 posted...
Fuck yeah Harpie



EnragedSlith posted...
Thats not a realistic goal if youre a bigger girl. Nothings gonna make your breasts or legs small

Well yeah, my boobs are a little bigger and I'm shorter than her, but I think I can look similar. I've been skinny before

DrizztLink posted...
I don't know why but I fully expected Optimus Prime.

10/10 would have been better than her tbh

ToonLinkWithGun posted...
Thigh gap gross

I like it
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TopicMy dream body - is it ce approved?
Harpie
02/19/18 7:10:21 PM
#13
Kanaya413 posted...
Wish that were me

It can be you q:

nevershine posted...
Pshhh
I'll take ya like you are tbqh

nevershine pls

DeanAuryn posted...
Boobs too small

Arms too fat

Thighs and calves way too fat

Ass too big and fat

Good hips and waist

Good hair length

Feet below average

However, thats just my opinion and if you like it then go for it.

lmao

therin_lews_kin posted...
I would die happy with her legs wrapped around my face

same tbh
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TopicMy dream body - is it ce approved?
Harpie
02/19/18 6:54:44 PM
#1
O06ydrM
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Topicselfie topic because there isnt one
Harpie
02/19/18 12:46:41 AM
#69
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Harpie posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/318152020114538506/414977118594662420/20180218_184933.jpg

New jacket and pants

That jacket is so cute, I love the color. It'll go with just about anything

Looking cute as usual :3

thanks UwU

Did I do eyeliner right?

It's hard to tell, but I think you did good. It's generally a good idea to avoid putting eyeliner on the bottom lid, as that makes your eyes look smaller. Unless you want an edgier look or something. Here's an example of the difference it makes
VW8OzSY

When putting it on your upper eyelid without a wing, keep it as close to your lash line as possible on the inner corner then make it slightly thicker as it goes outwards. This will make your eyes pop without the difficulty of winged eyeliner
daRIXqv

When doing wings, I like to start with the wing itself. Follow the curve of your lower eyelid upwards with the liner, and stop wherever you want. The longer the wing, the more dramatic. Then connect the top edge of that wing to the center of your eyelid. Fill the gap in, tightline the inner corner, and viola! It will take lots of practice though to get it right. Took me over a year to get to a point where I'm confident in how it looks
qNLaUvu
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Topicselfie topic because there isnt one
Harpie
02/19/18 12:20:43 AM
#63
Kaname_Madoka posted...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/318152020114538506/414977118594662420/20180218_184933.jpg

New jacket and pants

That jacket is so cute, I love the color. It'll go with just about anything

Looking cute as usual :3
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Topicselfie topic because there isnt one
Harpie
02/19/18 12:20:14 AM
#62
i love snapchat

gECEkzf
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 4:13:47 AM
#120
electricbugs2 posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie posted...
still 10/10 would insert

Ahahaha.

Gives SLAMMIN a whole new meaning!

Foppe posted...
Oh...
Sounds like too much digging around just to see some stitched bags of meat, no offense.

I agree tbh

Kaname_Madoka posted...
Harpie posted...
madoka pls

What

Dont you what me
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 4:08:13 AM
#115
electricbugs2 posted...
Harpie posted...
oh rip
still 10/10 would insert lewd activity here

lmao



Foppe posted...
Why would a surgeon make a topic about it being one year after your surgery and post your pics?

lol i meant somewhere else, about a year ago
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 4:04:21 AM
#111
JustMonika posted...
Harpie posted...
But me sharing actual nudes willingly? Two

I thought you were an innocent flower.

About that..

Kaname_Madoka posted...
Why was your surgeon posting on CE

madoka pls

electricbugs2 posted...
Harpie posted...
Youre not that much older than me

7 years? lol kind of a gap :P

oh rip
still 10/10 would insert lewd activity here
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TopicA raver girl messaged me "Heya"
Harpie
02/18/18 4:01:05 AM
#33
Pepys Monster posted...
She lives 120 miles away. It's probably not going to work out.

But you finally are so close to getting a girl!
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:55:34 AM
#106
PhilKenSebben posted...
Is this the right time to buy a house ?

or is this not the Lincoln memorial

Who knows man

I would always recommend renting over buying tho.

Disclaimer: I am an 18 year old that knows nothing

electricbugs2 posted...
Harpie posted...
That show is so old omg

lol I was watching that shit before y'all were born.

Youre not that much older than me

JustMonika posted...
So I guess the obvious follow up is how many people on CE have seen you naked?

I mean, a few people found the topless photos that my surgeon posted. But me sharing actual nudes willingly? Two

AssultTank posted...
How does the unaccountable year determine the jelly?

23
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:39:45 AM
#100
electricbugs2 posted...
JustMonika posted...
Harpie posted...
Yeah but two of those have seen me nude

Scandalous


That show is so old omg

samurai bandit posted...
Harpie posted...
yes


That's not a question

All of the above
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TopicLan Hikari has unfollowed my boi DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
02/18/18 3:35:10 AM
#4
MabusIncarnate posted...
Throws a chair

THE OUTRAGE!!!
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:33:19 AM
#96
JustMonika posted...
Harpie posted...
Oh boi this is a spicy question

3.5

Dang CE perverts

Yeah but two of those have seen me nude

Does that make me a pervert too???
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:32:44 AM
#95
electricbugs2 posted...
lmao half.

Well like @DocileOrangeCup sent me a pic of him when he was nude, but the pic only showed his hand lol
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:30:08 AM
#92
JustMonika posted...
How many people from CE have you seen naked?

Oh boi this is a spicy question

3.5

Kajagogo posted...
I know different opinions and all, but I just don't buy anyone thinking that something as tasty, delicious and deity-esque like key lime pie 'sucks'.

Tbh I've never tried it. But I'm a picky eater so I probably wouldn't like it
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:27:21 AM
#88
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Harpie posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I plan to wear eyeliner to school

Wish me luck

You can do it :)

And fuck anyone who says anything bad about it okay. Dont let them get to you

Ill fuck them all up

everyone who hates me is smaller than me lol

the perks of being a tall girl

Damn right

AssultTank posted...
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

yes

samurai bandit posted...
What question would you ask on a topic named "hello my name's harpie, AMA"?

yes
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TopicLan Hikari has unfollowed my boi DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
02/18/18 3:22:34 AM
#1
I need answers ce!!

My man corn has been very, very upset by this whole thing
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:21:16 AM
#82
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I plan to wear eyeliner to school

Wish me luck

You can do it :)

And fuck anyone who says anything bad about it okay. Dont let them get to you
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:20:39 AM
#79
electricbugs2 posted...
Harpie posted...
youre da bestest

No u



JustMonika posted...
Harpie posted...
I'm totally down :3

No, that'll be after the restaurant.

oh my~

Kajagogo posted...
Still waiting on the answer for post #3. smh

oops I legit did not see that

it sucks
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:17:58 AM
#74
JustMonika posted...
Harpie posted...
u wanna go

On a date?

Sure but I pick the restaurant and you're paying.

I'm totally down :3

electricbugs2 posted...
Harpie posted...
bugs im so sowwy!!!! D:


youre da bestest
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:15:43 AM
#72
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Wtf is wrong with Lan Hikari all of a sudden

@LanHikari10
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 3:08:55 AM
#69
Lo_Ping posted...
I do OMAD. Ive lost 35.4 lbs since October.

Intermittent Fasting diary

Day 1) October 16: 230lbs
Day 7) October 23: 225lbs
Day 14) October 30: 220lbs
Day 21) November 6: 218lbs
Day 28) November 13: 216.4
Day 35) November 20: 214.6
Day 42) November 27: 213.4
Day 49) December 4: 211.2
Day 56) December 11: 207.8
Day 63) December 18: 208.2
Day 70) December 25: 207.2
Day 77) January 1: 205.8
Day 84) January 8: 204.0
Day 91) January 15: 203.0
Day 98) January 22: 202.8
Day 105) January 29: 199.6
Day 112) February 5: 197.4
Day 119) February 12: 194.6

Yeah, it was actually you that recommended intermittent fasting to me! So thank you. I will keep you updated with my results whether you like it or not :p

Kaname_Madoka posted...
Harpie posted...
It's the truth :)

*hugs*



electricbugs2 posted...
Harpie posted...
Because I feel like it OKAY

I cri evree time.

bugs im so sowwy!!!! D:
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:59:50 AM
#59
electricbugs2 posted...
Harpie posted...
Pineapple.

How dare you lol

Because I feel like it OKAY

Kaname_Madoka posted...
Harpie posted...
Madoka pls

You're like the cutest person here on ce. That also has great legs

Tall ladies are awesome

Thanks Harpie, it means a ton

It's the truth :)

Ruvan22 posted...
I'm still waiting on my hamburger!!!!!

NO HAMBURGERS

JustMonika posted...
Harpie posted...
>Monika pls dont dox me

I'll do what I want Connie!

u wanna go
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:56:54 AM
#53
Lo_Ping posted...
Harpie posted...
Lo_Ping posted...
Have you tried intermittent fasting?

I did for about a week and a half, and I lost 6lb. I then tried switching over to Atkins because a coworker reccommended it and I gained 3lb since then.

I'm going back to intermittent fasting. It's easy, I'm not hungry, and I don't really have to restrict myself from certain foods. I love it


Its awesome! Its the best diet Ive ever tried. Its absolutely the most success Ive ever had losing weight.

What variant do you use? 16/8? 20/4? OMAD? ADF?

Yeah, same. I've tried so mang diets and I've ended up relapsing every goddamn time. With this I don't feel like I have to restrict and it makes me eat healthier anyways because I feel like I don't have to

I did OMAD for the first few days, then 20/4 since I wasn't able to eat as much as I wanted in one meal

What do you do

Virus731 posted...
Is fuck off a question?

If it is I'd like to ask you

JustMonika posted...
Did you guys know Harpie's first name is Constance?

Monika pls dont dox me
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Harpie
02/18/18 2:52:15 AM
#48
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I'm 6 foot tall and not cute at all >.<

Madoka pls

You're like the cutest person here on ce. That also has great legs

Tall ladies are awesome

JustMonika posted...
Harpie posted...
Never

Oh thank god.

I'm not a savage

AssultTank posted...
Anything?

Anything you want bby ;000
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:49:35 AM
#42
Kaname_Madoka posted...
I wish I was cute and short

You are cute! Idk if you're short but you're really cute :3

JustMonika posted...
Harpie posted...
Pineapple.

On pizza?

Never
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:48:54 AM
#40
electricbugs2 posted...
Cheeseburger?

Pineapple.
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:48:35 AM
#38
Lo_Ping posted...
Have you tried intermittent fasting?

I did for about a week and a half, and I lost 6lb. I then tried switching over to Atkins because a coworker reccommended it and I gained 3lb since then.

I'm going back to intermittent fasting. It's easy, I'm not hungry, and I don't really have to restrict myself from certain foods. I love it
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:47:01 AM
#36
JustMonika posted...
I would but you probably wouldn't respond.

LOL the shade of it all!!

Kaname_Madoka posted...
Is it true you can use kook aid

Kaname pls
It would be so ugly and patchy
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:44:02 AM
#31
StormSignal posted...
do you still play video games

Yes, I mostly stick to the Switch now tho

Kaname_Madoka posted...
I'm sort of tempted

Do it. Life's too short not to have fun hair. Worst case scenario, dye it back to brown. If you need help with wondering what you need to bleach and how to do it, make sure to ask me! Because box dyes are really bad and I want you to avoid making the same mistakes I did
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:39:43 AM
#29
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Harpie posted...
ooooooooh, I like them! They're super cute

Thanks same

You've seen my face and hair right? How would I look with green hair, do you think

I think it'd look really good. Personally though, I think you should stick to darker/muted greens, like these
J8w1cfH
Z0qtqU3

Unless it's a mint color. That'd be so fucking awesome and good looking
pvX7nbI
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TopicSave That Pro Wrestler Round 97!
Harpie
02/18/18 2:34:12 AM
#19
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Wallnuts17 posted...
Jericho

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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:33:15 AM
#26
Go_Totodile posted...
How do you know he hates you? What did you do to him? When have you interacted?

He's said it before, because of the whole thing where I showed a pm someone sent to me that I interpreted as rude. That someone was apparently friends with Lan

GoldenFlea posted...
What color is your hair?

Brown, but I will be going blonde soon ^^

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie posted...
My eyes, stop looking at my tits!

Then take the googly eyes off of them smh

But they make such good pasties!

Kaname_Madoka posted...
Harpie posted...
yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/348883626139713546/414646901212971008/20180217_205804.jpg

ooooooooh, I like them! They're super cute
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:24:09 AM
#21
Go_Totodile posted...
How do you feel ruining Lans AMA?

I didn't do anything to Lan

He's the one that hates me :/
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 2:20:10 AM
#19
smoliske posted...
you're cute

no u :3

Foppe posted...
Why are you sockblocking me?

Wheat

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Okay Harpie, if that is your real name, I have one question for somebody like you.

Sup

My eyes, stop looking at my tits!
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Harpie
02/18/18 2:19:43 AM
#18
Foppe posted...
How are you feeling?

I feel happy, but lethargic

Darkrobotisback posted...
I like turtles

Ew

Scaramanga posted...
Whats your Instagram?

idk

Kaname_Madoka posted...
Do you want to see my new socks

yes

GAMERCAMRY posted...
wuts ur favorite emoji



Malcrasternus posted...
Sup?

Nothin much, jusg perusing the webs for gym tutorials

What about you fam
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TopicDo I look better with or without a beard?
Harpie
02/18/18 1:57:48 AM
#10
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Much better with one imo

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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
Harpie
02/18/18 1:56:35 AM
#1
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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TopicThere aren't enough DocileOrangeCup topics!!
Harpie
02/18/18 1:21:56 AM
#14
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Harpie posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...

what the fuck is this

That's his Homer

Homer the homie
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Harpie
02/18/18 1:21:09 AM
#12
DocileOrangeCup posted...

what the fuck is this
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