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| Topic | CE Confessionary - Endgame |
| Harpie 04/26/24 8:00:01 PM #1 | The end is nigh, ce, and everyone knows it. Fandom is cracking the whip, but it doesnt mean that theyre cracking the whip on US.
So lets bring back Confessionary while were all (mostly) still here! ------ If you haven't heard of Confessionary before, heres how it works. You post an anonymous confession into my box, and I respond and post it for all of ce to see. Release the weight of your secrets, no one will know its you ;0 Oh yeah, and also I have mod approval so pls don't shut me down gamefaqs mods thanks https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/1/AAclepAADe2h.png RULES: - Keep it PG-13 and TOS friendly - Flaming is strictly prohibited, no matter if you name drop or not - Links of any kind will be omitted from this topic I have sole discretion over what is posted. Even if you don't technically break the rules above, if I sense that you are saying something to cause an issue in ce's tissues it will not be posted. Only you and I will know the truth. Remember to recite your daily prayers to our celord and savior, error1355 ------ Anywho, it's time to confess. Tell the class what you did. Abide by TOS rules + my own rules or I'll feed you to my snake. CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/nJcr1NG9WSrBmXNY9 --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/nJcr1NG9WSrBmXNY9 |
| Topic | Did you ever leave your mark on CE? |
| Harpie 04/26/24 7:27:08 PM #20 | Never forget gunplagirl
rip --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/nJcr1NG9WSrBmXNY9 |
| Topic | Did you ever leave your mark on CE? |
| Harpie 04/26/24 7:26:36 PM #19 | Peeps I remember most include
@DocileOrangeCup @teep_ Mabus Vegy Aeriis joestarr @Crono99 @BlazinBlue88 @Gladius_ @DespondentDeity @nevershine @Heartomaton @Johnny_Nutcase @SableWolfAngel Theres plenty more, but everyone on this list definitely made a mark --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/nJcr1NG9WSrBmXNY9 |
| Topic | Did you ever leave your mark on CE? |
| Harpie 04/26/24 7:13:18 PM #3 | Definitely not from the good ole days, but I think I left a small mark
Its kinda poop-shaped though so idk --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/nJcr1NG9WSrBmXNY9 |
| Topic | Anyone wanna confess their love for me before CE is gone forever? |
| Harpie 04/26/24 7:07:31 PM #28 | thronedfire2 posted...
you've been gone too much lately :(Their HOA said theyll triple the $10,000 bill they just levied if Teamilk resumes activity on gamefaqs.gamespot.com probably --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/nJcr1NG9WSrBmXNY9 |
| Topic | Anyone wanna confess their love for me before CE is gone forever? |
| Harpie 04/26/24 5:26:14 PM #12 | TeaMilk ur the best bean, and I am so thankful for you. You're a real one.
Your love of the chub's is also a 10/10. Smh at the lack of cute chubby topics these days --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Catching only one gender of Pokemon. |
| Harpie 04/26/24 5:18:06 PM #7 | Sometime's I'll try to catch a specific gender of pokemon, ie a female Ralts (Gardevoir) or a male Machop (cause it seems right). And the obvious scenarios of pokemon for breeding.
Are you only catching one gender, period?? --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday! |
| Harpie 04/25/24 11:44:48 PM #32 | I take my CS final tomorrow
pray 4 me ce --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Post 500 gets 500 cents. |
| Harpie 04/24/24 2:21:48 AM #370 | What can I do to get 1 cent
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| Topic | Are ya hornyposting, son? |
| Harpie 04/24/24 2:15:36 AM #4 | Im this close
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| Topic | Creatures that terrify you |
| Harpie 04/23/24 9:59:33 PM #32 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b30fe8ef.jpg
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| Topic | Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday! |
| Harpie 04/23/24 8:32:13 PM #23 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
I dont But I think that it adds to the experience tbh Except when its landed me in hot water with the mods or ignited fiery ce dramas.. --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday! |
| Harpie 04/23/24 8:30:43 PM #22 | AirFresh posted...
I was the person who covered for.you last time bucko, we both got anger, torches and rage. Maybe I just suck thoughsmh you ABANDONED ME WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cbdc6490.jpg --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday! |
| Harpie 04/23/24 8:10:31 PM #14 | Im going through some older confessions and the amount of feet pic requests over the years is concerning
whats with yall and toes?? --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday! |
| Harpie 04/23/24 8:03:21 PM #13 | AirFresh posted...
Don't do this again lol, people want your commentarylisten here bucko I try to respond to 7 confessions per post. Being very generous here, lets assume it takes me only 1 minute to paste it here, format it, and type a response for each confession. That's 7 minutes per post. In a successful confessionary I will post about 300 times. That's 2,100 minutes ie 35 HOURS (assuming 1 minute for each response) I'll try to do it on my own as much as I can, but I'd rather ask for a little help then close Confessionary early because I'm getting overwhelmed --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday! |
| Harpie 04/23/24 7:56:26 PM #11 | AirFresh posted...
inb4 you get overwhelmed after a dayNah nah nah I have a strategy this time for when my mortal body weakens LonelyStoner posted... *reaches for gun.*I said SIT DOWN sir --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday! |
| Harpie 04/23/24 7:49:41 PM #9 | WingsOfGood posted...
who is leaving CE?It is mostly referring to peeps who've already left ce, like Mabus and Crimson everyone needs to sit the fuck down cause we got unfinished business --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday! |
| Harpie 04/23/24 7:47:00 PM #7 | thronedfire2 posted...
I might make my first confessionYour first one?? I'm so ready for ur confession LonelyStoner posted... So we just dm you things and you post them anonymously?Nope! When Confessionary opens up on Friday, there'll be a link to post your confession anonymously. Neither I nor ce know who is behind these posts. --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday! |
| Harpie 04/23/24 7:42:35 PM #3 | Here's a few gems from previous Confessionary's
There once was a user named Error Harpie I don't know how to say this but you're the father. I know we only spent one passionate night in Monaco before going our separate ways but I believe you have the right to know. I will tell Raul the child is his and will never speak of this again. I have weapons grade swamp ass right now. Dump update: I'm now taking 3 dumps per hour on average. I'm pretty sure I'm going to need a new ass soon. Your snake couldn't take me. I'll kick its ass. Fuck the rules and your mom I saw Zodd's picture in the selfie topic and want him to take me to pound town Dump update: I spoke to a doctor. And a vet, yeah. Long story short, it turns out I'm a bird now, and taking this many dumps is normal for a bird. So... there's that. --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday! |
| Harpie 04/23/24 7:22:35 PM #1 | I wouldve done it last week but I got finals and shit all due Friday so. In the evening my body will be ready.
Will you be ready? --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Well it's been real CE |
| Harpie 04/23/24 7:19:05 PM #32 | ._.
Crimmy I cant believe we lost you to Fandom. Imma miss seeing your posts around here --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | If fandom admins asked CE to meet IRL with CE representatives to negotiate |
| Harpie 04/23/24 7:09:44 PM #15 | SiO4 posted...
HarpieWtf why me Gladius is the clear answer here though. She is intelligent, professional, gracious, knows her shit and isnt ever an asshole about it. We should all aspire to be like Gladius --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Emergency Rooms refuse to treat pregnant women; one miscarried in lobby restroom |
| Harpie 04/20/24 1:52:53 AM #36 | Getting access to womens healthcare has been so much more difficult now that my state has banned abortion.
Getting treatment for a UTI became so complicated that I literally developed sepsis because I could not get treatment in time. That would have not happened in a blue state, because womens healthcare centers would be open instead of banned. --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | My ex took our mattress with him after we broke up two months ago |
| Harpie 04/19/24 2:22:31 PM #33 | Guide posted...
Dangit, this is a service, not a pity kinkI thought it was funny not pitiful smh that's on YOU budster MICHALECOLE posted... You can get a nice mattress and pay like $40 a monthNah nah, cash is king --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | My ex took our mattress with him after we broke up two months ago |
| Harpie 04/19/24 2:12:01 PM #30 | boomgetchopped3 posted...
same. Got a king memory foam off Amazon for 300 and its seriously the best mattress Ive ever had. I got mine a couple years ago and cant find a link anymore but just read the reviews. Some of these are really comfy.This seems to be the general consensus, I don't know why Amazon didn't cross my mind at all when thinking of where to get a mattress. I'll be doing that in a month or so. Guide posted... Gimme $120 and I'll get it back for you.I can do $23, will that work for you? I also have some southwest points if you need a ride there and back --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | My ex took our mattress with him after we broke up two months ago |
| Harpie 04/19/24 2:04:11 PM #26 | solosnake posted...
Damn, how many recent Exes do you have?lol Okay okay I know what it seems like, but just ONE Girl ex: 2018-2019 (still talk to her as a friend) Guy ex: 2019-2024 (very off and on, though we are off for good now) glad to clear this up for u AirFresh posted... I fully believe she'd do it for freeGimme her email I'm gonna request her services I'll start it off with "So I'm a BIG fan of you and the WWE.." --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | How does anyone navigate the internet without adblock? |
| Harpie 04/19/24 1:45:00 PM #1 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c9458c00.jpg
Ive had this page open for about an hour as a secondary reference tab, and my adblock has blocked 21 THOUSAND ads and popups in that time Even on my phone, if I open an article in Safari instead of Brave (adblock built in) on accident, my phone will freeze up from the amount of popups. Most articles are literally unreadable on mobile without adblock What happened to internet in the last few years? It hasnt ever been this bad before Smh boutta roll up to doubleclick headquarters and pull the plug on their servers --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Boutta eat my first HRT (AMA) |
| Harpie 04/18/24 11:31:32 PM #126 | DocileOrangeCup posted...
Hmmm.... I'm not sure, maybe something about my TRANS BACKSTORY or something.Hmm makes sense makes sense.. on an unrelated note.. Whats your TRANS BACKSTORY, what surprised you along the way and what didnt? Did I get womanly vibes from you? Short answer: yes. Long answer: While I didnt jump to the conclusion that you were a woman, and would identify as such, I definitely picked up some vibes. Imo its rude to speculate on someones gender, so I never really said anything, but occasionally Id get the feeling that using hard he/him felt weird. You ever talk to someone, and even not knowing their preferred gender, just instinctively get the feeling that using certain pronouns feels off? That would sometimes happen with you. Speaking of DSs, did you ever finish that Metroid game on the 3DS? --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Hey dudes. Selfie thread? |
| Harpie 04/18/24 11:17:26 PM #26 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/47f6fe8e.jpg
me at work https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a383bca0.jpg if u cant read the Snellen chart behind me then I diagnose you with Fucken Blind Disease --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | What's the optimal way to grieve? Trying to speedrun this I need tips |
| Harpie 04/18/24 9:06:26 PM #11 | Hyena_Of_Ice posted...
Best way to speedrun it is by seeing a therapist.So its not normal? --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | What's the optimal way to grieve? Trying to speedrun this I need tips |
| Harpie 04/18/24 9:06:00 PM #9 | modena posted...
I thought that was prosciutto.Its okay the GMO forgives you for your mistake --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | What's the optimal way to grieve? Trying to speedrun this I need tips |
| Harpie 04/18/24 9:05:26 PM #7 | viewmaster_pi posted...
you can't speedrun grief, in fact, you need to take it slow. the pineapple might help, idkIts been years though, also how does one take it slow. Cause this feels slow viewmaster_pi posted... i changed my mind about the pineapple, it looks like meat, and its lies anger meWtf leave my fruit ham outta this [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Its been 4 years, feels like a lotta time to me [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Been there, done that. Therapy did help me a lot, it turned me from a nonfunctional anxious wreck into a functional member of society. Im just getting some feelers if this is normal --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | What's the optimal way to grieve? Trying to speedrun this I need tips |
| Harpie 04/18/24 8:57:48 PM #1 | My dad passed away nearly 2 years ago now, and my mom about 4 years ago. They werent good people so I seemingly got over it quickly.
But every few months therell be a random stint of about a week where it feels like they just died. Im in the middle of said week. It started a few days ago when I had a dream that my mom came knocking on my door to tell me that she wasnt actually dead, that it was all a misunderstanding. I ran to hug her in the dream, but she was seemingly always one step away. I woke up a crying mess. Now Ive been angry and sad all week. Wishing I had normal parents who were alive, cause maybe Id be less lonely. Very emo, yes. Is this normal or can I get better coping habits than trying my best to ignore it as much as I can. Also heres some Pinkglow Pineapple I got at the store the other day. Its really DAMN good you should try it u havent already. GMOs ftw. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e36832fe.jpg --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Have you ever lied on your resume? |
| Harpie 04/18/24 6:23:49 PM #11 | Absolutely. I wouldnt say theyre complete lies, moreso theyre exaggerations of the truth
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| Topic | Boutta eat my first HRT (AMA) |
| Harpie 04/18/24 6:19:09 PM #122 | Whats a question do you wish someone would ask?
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| Topic | Anyone else a slave to the bean? |
| Harpie 04/18/24 3:26:56 PM #25 | Crimsoness posted...
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| Topic | Now that ce is private, should user "Purged" topics come back? |
| Harpie 04/18/24 10:55:04 AM #88 | KanWan posted...
Hope Mabus gets around and signs up for the discord, thats a good dudeHes in the drinking discord (derivative of the old drinking generals) and is very active there. It seems to be a more chill space than the 2 ce discords because of the more careful guarding of who can get in Mabus and Smackems have alts so theyre not gone forever, yet --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | My ex took our mattress with him after we broke up two months ago |
| Harpie 04/17/24 9:43:40 PM #20 | Bugmeat posted...
I see free mattresses all over the place. Literally just sitting there on the side of the road.Its got cooties My couch is free AND clear of cooties --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | My ex took our mattress with him after we broke up two months ago |
| Harpie 04/17/24 9:43:00 PM #18 | KaZooo posted...
get a twin sizeThere aint gonna be a next moving in. Not until I finish school at least. I am DONE relying on these men smh It shouldnt have passed, but it did because she ultimately was never going to do dishes. So either I did dishes, or they didnt get done. It caused some nasty fights in the end, before I moved out. I was realll fed up at that point >.> --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | My ex took our mattress with him after we broke up two months ago |
| Harpie 04/17/24 9:29:40 PM #16 | Heineken14 posted...
You should have sprayed him in the face with the bidet!You know how much time it took me to install that sucker?? Imma hit him with his ps4 control he left behind smh Rotterdammerung posted... What a cad.._. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Oh god that relationship was a fucken dumpster fire. We dated for a year, but continued to live together for the next 2 years. In those two years we added her 18 year old coworker into the apartment, as well as a lesbian married couple of whomst my ex was in a polyamorous relationship with. So I really did dishes for 4 people (not including me) 3 years. She said she had childhood trauma from unloading and doing the dishes. The rest of the roommates were just lazy as fuck. I did all the dishes for everyone, which was about an hour a day at least, because if I didnt they would just let dishes pile up in the sink for days One time I only did my own dishes for a week, and no one else stepped up that entire time. The dishes grew mold. And we also ran out of clean dishes the last two days. Their solution was to buy paper plates smh --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | My ex took our mattress with him after we broke up two months ago |
| Harpie 04/17/24 9:22:45 PM #15 | ForsakenHermit posted...
https://youtu.be/Xiny7bkQKV0mach25687 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFW1AQVDtsIdk if my body is ready @AirFresh Do you think I could hire Rhea to do this?? Crimsoness posted... I got this one last year Harpie; ironman2009 posted... no shit, that's the same exact one i gotThis one looks good, imma see if they have a plush version. Im a side sleeper and my hips get really sore on medium firm mattresses --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | My ex took our mattress with him after we broke up two months ago |
| Harpie 04/17/24 8:44:19 PM #6 | ironman2009 posted...
i got a sweet queen sized memory foam mattress off amazon for about that much around christmas last year.Oh dayum I wasnt even thinking about Amazon thats a really good idea actually You like yours? ProfessorKukui posted... Was it a memory foam mattress?No it was a Purple mattress we went 50/50 on. Unfortunately you cannot cut a mattress in half in spousal disputes tho and he realllyy wanted it. He didnt even tell me hed take it I came back and it was GONE Crimsoness posted... You can stay at my place but you gotta do the dishes and don't touch my anime figurines!Deal!! I did all the dishes for two years when I lived with my ex gf.. she had a phobia Ill make sure your figurines are always pristine bby Turbam posted... I'll go hit your ex with the Sweet Chin MusicIm afraid to ask what this means --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | My ex took our mattress with him after we broke up two months ago |
| Harpie 04/17/24 8:39:03 PM #1 | >.>
<.< Ive been sleeping fetal position on the loveseat since. ce lets break into his place and get it --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Have you ever hornyposted? |
| Harpie 04/17/24 12:09:50 PM #5 | Just last week I got modded for tipsy posting a pic that showed nips through my shirt
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| Topic | Now that ce is private, should user "Purged" topics come back? |
| Harpie 04/17/24 11:05:42 AM #1 |
I for one feel that they are a new essential discussion now that we are all locked on the same sinking ship --- in a constant state of confusion |
| Topic | Ayy yo CE be bussin' today!!! |
| Harpie 04/17/24 11:00:53 AM #7 | Fr fr on god
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