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Harpie
10/25/18 2:10:02 AM
#321
(my address)
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Never Gonna Let You Down
TopicGen 5 is the best Pokemon gen and anyone disagreeing is literally wrong>_>
Harpie
07/22/18 8:16:03 AM
#110
I remember having a massive crush on N

I legit read lemon fanfiction about him every night for hours it was bad lmao
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TopicMy member is about to fall off from overuse in the last 24 hours
Harpie
07/22/18 8:12:53 AM
#5
I bet you didn't have any clothes on either, you slut!
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TopicMy grandpa just died and left me $6.5 million. he was the CEO of Sweet n Low.
Harpie
07/22/18 8:07:23 AM
#65
Post in this topic, and I will randomly choose 100 users to give $10,000 each
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TopicI have insomnia ama..
Harpie
07/22/18 5:49:03 AM
#21
Ryetoast posted...
Harpie posted...
Ryetoast posted...
Harpie posted...
Have you always had insomnia?

Nah just super stressed about things I cant control and my mind races. Have to wind down for awhile.

I feel you. I've literally never had insomnia up until a few weeks ago. Now I'm up until dawn and am lucky to get more than a few hours of sleep.

You holding up okay?

It's nothing I cant handle, but I'm doing fine for now.

How have you been doing miss? Worried about you.

I'm watching you boi

Honestly? Not great. I'll spare you the details but don't be worried about me lol. I'll be okay in the end I'm sure ^^
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TopicI lied to a girl on tinder and now she wants to go out
Harpie
07/22/18 5:39:01 AM
#8
You're balls deep now boi, you have no choice but to go with it

I recommend writing to my husbando SBAllen and pleading for moderator status
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TopicI have insomnia ama..
Harpie
07/22/18 5:36:37 AM
#15
Ryetoast posted...
Harpie posted...
Have you always had insomnia?

Nah just super stressed about things I cant control and my mind races. Have to wind down for awhile.

I feel you. I've literally never had insomnia up until a few weeks ago. Now I'm up until dawn and am lucky to get more than a few hours of sleep.

You holding up okay?
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TopicTinder "No Hookups. If you're trying to fuck, swipe the other way"
Harpie
07/22/18 5:34:30 AM
#11
robellr13 posted...
Lvaneede posted...
This happened

https://image.ibb.co/c2wEWy/A7_CD289_B_6_E92_4_CD7_BC42_1_F1_FB84_E5_AE0.jpg

Dont doubt others just Because you doubt yourself.

Saying "no hookups" doesn't necessarily mean they won't hookup or fuck on the first date. Girls put that in their bio to weed out guys who ask to fuck within the first few minutes of messaging. They're lame, boring and didn't put any effort to connect.

source: a woman
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Topic$50k or ability to see nude pics of any girl you want?
Harpie
07/22/18 5:26:54 AM
#18
Kisai posted...
The money, are you shitting me?

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TopicI have insomnia ama..
Harpie
07/22/18 5:25:58 AM
#7
Have you always had insomnia?
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TopicKylo Ren's outfit turned high fashion.
Harpie
07/22/18 5:25:24 AM
#9
He's really hot >.>
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TopicAre you single?
Harpie
07/19/18 5:13:40 AM
#7
Yes, but I don't think it's something that will always be true

But it's probably not coming anytime soon
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TopicSo who ready to come warm me up and cuddle me
Harpie
07/19/18 5:12:03 AM
#2
only if youre wearing a chasity belt
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Topicce i can feel myself slipping back into my deep depression
Harpie
07/18/18 4:56:51 AM
#25
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hug it out Harpie!

*hugs*

lol ily <33333
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Topicce i can feel myself slipping back into my deep depression
Harpie
07/18/18 4:55:50 AM
#22
bulletproofvita posted...
Aah it's the work. Being fired is terrible and such a blow to your self esteem.
When you don't work you feel like you have no purpose.

i wish it was just that

i just... idk. things are so complicated and muddy and i feel stuck with no way out. well, no good way out.

ReelBigMurlocs posted...
Were you fired by your own actions or just misfortune?

there was a quota i had to meet, and i did not meet it. therefore i was fired
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Topicce i can feel myself slipping back into my deep depression
Harpie
07/18/18 4:50:28 AM
#17
coupled with my myriad of problems, my moms death date is coming up

and it really hurts. my mom is the source of a lot of confusion, anger and hate and love and its really overwhelming

i miss her a lot. but she did horrible things to me

sorry for the weird topic just needed to write out my feelings i guess
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Topicce i can feel myself slipping back into my deep depression
Harpie
07/18/18 4:43:07 AM
#13
catboy0_0 posted...
let it happen. pain is an indication something is horribly wrong

why would I let it happen? depression isnt a bout of sadness i can just cry away.. its a completely different beast

ive been sad. i've cried a lot. but i wasnt depressed. not until recently

bulletproofvita posted...
Harpie posted...
and i dont know how to stop it

What's hurting you most in life lately?

a lot of things. its a lot of things that just meld together and become overwhelming to the point where i feel like im suffocating.

I prided myself on being able to get out of that. i was bedridden for almost three years.

now.. im noticing myself just receding into myself again. I havent talked to anyone in days. ive practically havent left my bed since i got fired three weeks ago. i dont care anymore.

its like watching a slow motion car crash.
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Topicce i can feel myself slipping back into my deep depression
Harpie
07/18/18 4:38:32 AM
#9
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You didn't 3 years ago and you didn't listen to me then even though I had the answer.

hm?

eggcorn posted...
shut the fuck up this isn't about you.

bulletproofvita posted...
Don't be harsh on her

what is he even saying
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Topicce i can feel myself slipping back into my deep depression
Harpie
07/18/18 4:32:32 AM
#1
and i dont know how to stop it
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TopicDo you have any scars on your body?
Harpie
07/14/18 4:15:20 AM
#32
dib153 posted...
Harpie posted...
A few. I have two anchor shaped scars on my breasts (ie around the areola, then a line down to the crease, then all along the underbreast)

I also have a gnarly scar on my chin. A nice, raised horozontal line right out for everyone to stare at ;~;


Just for the sake of bewbs.....why the anchors?

I had a breast reduction little over a year ago. The vertical and horizontal incisions were to get as much breast tissue as possible out. The one around my nipples were to resize them. Since my boobs were big, the areolas were too so they had to be trimmed down to match the smaller breast size
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TopicDo you have any scars on your body?
Harpie
07/14/18 4:07:09 AM
#29
A few. I have two anchor shaped scars on my breasts (ie around the areola, then a line down to the crease, then all along the underbreast)

I also have a gnarly scar on my chin. A nice, raised horozontal line right out for everyone to stare at ;~;
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Topicce how's your relationship with your parents like
Harpie
07/14/18 12:25:26 AM
#3
Reis posted...
No

same
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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/06/18 4:58:23 AM
#120
electricbugs2 posted...
Harpie posted...
Shush you, that reveal wasnt supposed to come for another few weeks >:|

lol, that return topic was jokes mcgokes.

Wait what return topic
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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/06/18 4:50:47 AM
#118
EverDownward posted...
byron posted...
That dude is so angry lmao

You're right m8, it's sure funny when people lie

Are you okay

TheBiggerWiggle posted...
I hope you guys didn't forget that Harpie is actually Brutal...

Shush you, that reveal wasnt supposed to come for another few weeks >:|
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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/06/18 4:11:20 AM
#107
EverDownward posted...
Harpie posted...
In summary, DocileOrangeCup is my alt. I apologize to whom this may hurt

Get the fuck out, no he's not

EverDownward posted...
I know I have not been PMing a woman this entire fucking time

Because I can't be bothered to log back into DOC

DocileOrangeCup posted...
ArtVandelay posted...
dated sign pic on the DOC account for proof. I can't think of any other way, but I have a hard time believing this ain't some weird trick.

mEbjm6b

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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/06/18 3:43:33 AM
#97
MI4 REAL posted...
Also you (Harpie) accidentally admitted yourself in your last AMA, but I never called it out.

It's hard keeping secrets man
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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/06/18 3:38:26 AM
#90
kWQcgMg
7j4emAj
zk8FxfL

I really didnt think I'd have to clear this up lmao I thought it was obvious

@ArtVandelay
@MabusIncarnate
@Johnny_Nutcase

idk if you guys are serious or not but i dont wanna assume youre joking when youre not lol
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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/06/18 3:23:06 AM
#80
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm drunk and realized I posted that backwards hence it's deleted lol. Anyway though first friend added, now first friend removed.

You actually unfriended me?? Bby I'm still the same person, we had those times together
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TopicI'm gonna order food what should I get
Harpie
07/06/18 3:19:45 AM
#2
Corn
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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/06/18 3:14:53 AM
#76
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I did some photo analysis here and if you take that heart in the picture she posted and turn it upside down, it's an ass about to SHIT!



ArtVandelay posted...
hmmmm

Hmmm?

Foppe posted...
...but that means that Harpie knows about my private corn messages with DocileOrangeCup...
This is really bad.

It's okay, you're a neat guy tbh

electricbugs2 posted...
Foppe posted...
private corn messages

Yeah that's right. Be afraid.

Monolith1676 posted...
She looks like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

IT'S LITERALLY ONE TINY ASS PIMPLE LEAVE ME ALONE

MabusIncarnate posted...
Now I wanna see DOC holding the same sign in the same handwriting. That would convince me.

That doesn't make any sense, DOC is a made up character I created. There is no other person to hold up a sign pic
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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/06/18 2:23:14 AM
#51
electricbugs2 posted...
Harpie posted...
Yeah. Those pics? Man tiddies.

lol

lol all you want
just know that it's too late now
it's too late to say no homo
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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/06/18 2:20:26 AM
#49
electricbugs2 posted...
U wot m8?

Yeah. Those pics? Man tiddies.
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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/06/18 2:15:31 AM
#47
teepan95 posted...
my life is a lie

It is the truth now

MabusIncarnate posted...
Harpie is really DocileOrangeCup and the Internet is losing their minds!

!!!

Touch posted...
Huh

That's right bby

solosnake posted...
If this gets to 400 I will reveal whose alt I am

You are not an alt, you are the sole Creator

Foppe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
MajorasMaskMoon posted...
So who's the girl?


That's just it. As it turns out the posting has all been done by a fucking stapler!


I'm sorry you had to find out this way
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TopicI am russman
Harpie
07/06/18 12:04:05 AM
#13
Russman posted...
Harpie posted...
Russman posted...
Harpie posted...
Russman posted...
Harpie posted...
Are you though. Are you really

Yes!

Catfish until you make a sign pic

Miss, I dont catfish on this account.

I can't trust an ex catfisher

I'll be needing those pics by Friday night, or you're CANCELED

This is an Alamogordo level secret

Listen I'm not sure what language you're speaking anymore, but alamogordo can suck it
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TopicI am russman
Harpie
07/06/18 12:00:44 AM
#11
Russman posted...
Harpie posted...
Russman posted...
Harpie posted...
Are you though. Are you really

Yes!

Catfish until you make a sign pic

Miss, I dont catfish on this account.

I can't trust an ex catfisher

I'll be needing those pics by Friday night, or you're CANCELED
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TopicI am russman
Harpie
07/05/18 11:58:16 PM
#8
Russman posted...
Harpie posted...
Are you though. Are you really

Yes!

Catfish until you make a sign pic
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TopicI hella want a Starbucks girlfriend.
Harpie
07/05/18 11:57:01 PM
#3
TIL that scotty is a cute Japanese starbucks barista
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TopicI am russman
Harpie
07/05/18 11:50:21 PM
#4
Are you though. Are you really
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TopicThe Truth about DocileOrangeCup
Harpie
07/05/18 11:47:59 PM
#1
I need to get this off my chest. I can't stop thinking about it. I need to let you know who DocileOrangeCup truly is.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

In summary, DocileOrangeCup is my alt. I apologize to whom this may hurt

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TopicStrikeGently Merch Coming Soon?
Harpie
07/05/18 10:36:14 PM
#8
My body is ready
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TopicHow would you protect yourself during a purge CE?
Harpie
07/05/18 10:01:50 PM
#6
Log off ce
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TopicNone of them want to fuck you, vegy. not a single one.
Harpie
07/05/18 9:44:46 PM
#10
I mean, that's a lot of women. At least one would want to fuck him
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TopicTrump says he will gently toss genetic test to "fake Pocahontas".
Harpie
07/05/18 9:43:11 PM
#22
Yep, this is our president.
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TopicCE, if you could eat one pokemon, which would it be?
Harpie
07/05/18 9:22:41 PM
#9
Corrupt_Power posted...
Define "eat"

Harpie
Machoke

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Topicif ce can guess which Florence + the Machine song I listen to, I'll post a lewd
Harpie
07/05/18 9:09:41 PM
#5
AlisLandale posted...
Dont care for the lewd but I love Florence.

Girl With One Eye.

Nope!

EnterTheTekken posted...
Bird Song

Nah
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Topicif ce can guess which Florence + the Machine song I listen to, I'll post a lewd
Harpie
07/05/18 9:05:34 PM
#2
every 50 posts it's a different song, for each song you guess right the banana will be more peeled. ps the birds is the worst Hitchcock movie
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Topicif ce can guess which Florence + the Machine song I listen to, I'll post a lewd
Harpie
07/05/18 9:05:24 PM
#1
banana selfie
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Topicce im eating a banana and watching the birds - ask me ANYTHING no welching
Harpie
07/05/18 8:52:11 PM
#1
oh yeah if this gets to 500 posts by 12am pst then things will be happening
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TopicGirl unmatched me on Tinder because I asked for more pictures.
Harpie
07/05/18 8:17:32 PM
#4
I'd unmatch you too
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