Lurker > Harpie

this terrible horrible gamefaqs announcement has me literally screaming crying throwing up banging my head against a wall driving my car thru a brick wall drinking gasoline walking on legos banging a razor scooter against my ankles hitting myself with a bat shooting myself with a nail gun cracking my skull with a golf club eating glass sucking on a knife shattering my kneecaps swallowing a bomb grabbing a seatbelt in a car thats been sitting untouched in 95 heat for over a week dry freezing my fingers jumping in a vat of acid marrying courtney love sucking on an exhaust pipe birthing a child injecting liquid rubber into my veins smashing each finger and toe with a hammer fist fighting a jaguar diving face first into a whale jumping on bowsers back slicing my nipples off listening to the voices putting the reverse bear trap from saw on my head stepping into a meat grinder

You are valued and loved. The terrible thoughts about yourself are just that: thoughts. Those terrible thoughts arent reality. Reality is that youre a good bean, and clearly everyone here agrees.

inTaCtfuL posted...

Looks like they're only suspended, if they're put in purgatory then yeah they're gone forever. If they're warned then they should be good after coming back from their Warning

Hes unlikely to return, as he also posted a pic of some milk squirters

It was like a water gun I had no idea it could be shot out like that >.>

@Pororin u might wanna delete that the mods did NOT appreciate my idea

ZoqFotPik posted...

Who's closing this one at 499

the mods gotta take it to 600

Immortalize and create a legend out of this topic

toreysback posted...

how much ya got?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/28439644.jpg

Smh a real baller would read the wikipedia at least smh

Though one time I pretended to be into WWE over text with this guy, and it reallyy backfired when I was with him in person. Top 5 most embarrassing moments Ive ever had >.>

Punished_Blinx posted...

Your respect and soul.

It has it all bby

Damn_Underscore posted...

How much is it worth or how much is it being sold for?

Uh, both? Is is actually being sold though?

How much is GameFAQs worth, ballpark range?

I need this information for when I become rich and famous

My body's ready

Foppe posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ed629b66.jpg

you're tagged as cute swede for me btw

SBAllen pls

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8db4465a.jpg

Think of the good times we had, you cant just leave us here to rot!

SBAllen, ce needs you.

I need you.

Bae pls

I run a few websites already. It'd be interesting to make a site dedicated to keeping the old internet style forums, and it could easily be done for under $50/month including domain, hosting and ssl cert costs.

A simple donate button would hopefully be enough to fund it without ads, like how adblock does it.

We should have an America Saves vote. Ce gets to see last weeks purgs and we vote to save one of them

LL was before my time, what was that?

Crimsoness posted...

My onlyfans doesn't earn that much

What about our onlyfans?

Fandom Has Acquired GameSpot, Giant Bomb, GameFAQs, And Metacritic In $55m Deal.

Aint no way GameFAQs was worth more than $8mil of that deal

Ce if we all put out dollars in and haggle, we can get it back for $2mil

Thats the solution we really need

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@BlazinBlue88 has a really good track record of running large ce boards. I vote for him

No additional users will be allowed to join? The fuck? This board was already dwindling, but banning new users is a death sentence for ce

I dont think ce will live to see 2025, and thats sad. Theres really no other place on the internet like here

AldousIsDead posted...

How's the hangover?

Very subtle

But also I drank 80oz of water between starting to drink and getting up this morning

I need to be better at staying up late. @AirFresh Youre a pro; how do I induce insomnia?

Nightmare_Luna posted...

will you be on ce in 10 years
im completely zoinked rn fwiw so nothing is registering

absolutely
I will be posting here til I die or when this website shuts down, whichever comes first

eyyyyy SAME
u zoinked on sleep or substances?

Nightmare_Luna posted...

will i be on CE in 10 years

yes

its the digital leech on our lives

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

You told me it failed to deliver and they sent it back.

Just give me the letter in person.

mkay pm me ur address fam

its been a lonngggg time coming

Foppe posted...

And radiation killed the video star.

Mmmm uranium

whatchu been scheming lately foppe

teep_ posted...

Soft goth when? >_>

>.>

Does ce still want soft goth?? Heres some old pics tho

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/05a47442.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/51f7a2a6.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/453db372.jpg

i need a new aesthetic direction

STEROLIZER posted...

Was this place always so introverted?

Absolutely, maybe even more so tbh

There were daily topics on being a permavirgin so

DocileOrangeCup posted...

It's so severe that I remember making this account on my school Chromebook because my IP at home was banned from making gamefaqs accounts lmao...

Shit...like....basically I was really annoying and spammed topics and posted way too much and got yelled at by adults that I'm friends with now. Oh and I kept leaving ce for like half a day then coming back.

LOL
damn baby docileorangecup was determined to shitpost on ce huh

You were here before I started posting, but I vaguely remember lurking and seeing you around. You were 100% my inspo

Half a day?? Maam.. get ur shit together.
Well maybe you did get ur shit together cause now youre here 1-2x a week

JMPzero posted...

You'll be 30 before you know it bucko

Aint no way

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

When cemen would call each other out in topics

everyones a pussy now smh

Foppe posted...

Pfff, too young to even be the MTV generation!

Yeah but I know that one song
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STARRR

JMPzero posted...

I turned 29 in late January so I'm not that old.

Almost 30?? And 30 is basically a boomer so

I got bad news for u buddy

Foppe posted...

I mean, I dont hate you...

Just take the compliment teep, youre a 10/10 person
And know that I 100% believe that

JMPzero posted...

Thanks for making me feel old.

Well it means you probably are old

how old are you anyways

Foppe posted...

Do you tip the moderators?

I tip in cute pics ;00000

Like this one for sballen back in the day
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8db4465a.jpg

bnui_ransder posted...

You made me realize how long I've been here

Thanks

Now to wait until I forget again

Thats right
youre old asf

I give it 15 minutes til you forget

Dakimakura posted...

I'm just padding my active post count.

Glad to help ur cause

5k or BUST

ce is healing

I remember posting about my dad beating the shit outta me. You guys would tell me to get to a shelter or move out

I moved with my own money when I was 17, and now Im 24 and fully independent

Half of yall hated me back then, but it was extremely helpful to have a sounding board for my BS. So thanks

Nightmare_Luna posted...

ive been posting on CE since i was 12
what the fuck

I remember when you were 14

You were definitely posting things a 14 year old would post lmfao. How old are you now?

I love you teep

DocileOrangeCup posted...

I've been posting on CE since I was 13 oh god what the fuck that's like half my life Jesus help

LOL
Yeah fam u need expert assistance, juvenile ce posting is a mortal disease I would definitely know, but yours is a severe case

what were you posting at 13 though I gotta know

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Did you receive my love letter in the mail

Not yet, did you ever get mine?? That was sent over a year ago ._.

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loves his wifey

do u have a wifey tho

AldousIsDead posted...

My condolences.

Another round on me.

Hell YEAH brother

whatchu up to

teep_ posted...

should I stay in my town to do clothes shopping today or go to the big city which is a 90 min train ride away?

Big city 100%

the train ride is always worth the adventure

am also moderately tipsy so answers may not be what you wanted

BucketCat posted...

no :(
i had an account called cool cat or casio cat a while ago, but idr cus that was a while ago. so i guess now all i am is bucketcat. also my mom almost named me after felix the cat, but then my dad said not to cus i'd prob get bullied. idk why that matters but now everyone here knows.

oh okay good

Yeah I think youre chill probably

AirFresh posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/508992f2.jpg

this checks out

Are you catboy?

Because the answer to that question matters a lot

DrizztLink posted...

Oh, they expect them.

The cruelty is the entire point.

It seems like such a strange hill to die on, considering the vast majority of Americans are against total abortion bans

wackyteen posted...

"Your suffering is just a small price to pay to stop aborted babies!" - some knuckle dragger

My suffering is an understatement lol, at one point I was genuinely worried that I was gonna die. I was bouncing between burning hot to being so cold that my back was seizing up from shivering, my kidney felt like someone was slicing into it with a hot knife, vomiting, shaking, sweating etc. Everytime I tried to stand I collapsed to the ground because of the pain and because I felt so weak.
Luckily my bf at the time was with me and carried me to the car, and into the ER because I definitely could not have gone there myself

Last year I was living in a state with a total abortion ban, and it had some pretty serious consequences for me.

I wasnt preggo or seeking an abortion- all I needed was someone to treat a UTI. Which is a simple problem that can be treated with antibiotics that Id usually get at a quick visit with Planned Parenthood.

But since the state I was in banned abortions, they also shut down/burned down the Planned Parenthood clinics. So I deferred treatment hoping itd get better, since I didnt have health insurance and couldnt afford an UC or ER. So I just hoped itd work itself out..

It didnt work itself out. Fast forward a week and the UTI worsened to the point where it was turning into sepsis. Went to UC, spent 5 hours there to be told they couldnt do anything and to drink cranberry juice. Next day I had to literally be carried into the ER because I couldnt stand; I stayed overnight because I was very close to going into septic shock.

Hospital bill was over $2500. The antibiotics from Planned Parenthood wouldve been under $50.

Abortion bans affect womens health care in ways many wouldnt expect.

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KainWind posted...

Did I win?

absolutely not

gg gamers

Well start again at 6:15