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TopicLmao wait a minute.Hobby Lobby doesnt use barcodes cuz its the Devil?
FortuneCookie
07/30/21 10:48:54 AM
#13
R1masher posted...
They dont sell Jewish stuff either


TopicKevin Smith and this He-Man thing...
FortuneCookie
07/30/21 12:29:12 AM
#265
Questionmarktarius posted...
110 of 130, so close to the last one, I guess.

The series DVD collection that I have places it as number 130.
TopicKevin Smith and this He-Man thing...
FortuneCookie
07/30/21 12:05:10 AM
#262
That was the final episode. They had a higher animation budget than usual. The Arena was another episode with higher quality animation.
TopicJust dropped my wife off at the emergency room.
FortuneCookie
07/30/21 12:02:14 AM
#23
Hope she's doing well.

Hang in there. :(
TopicKevin Smith and this He-Man thing...
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:57:53 PM
#260
ClunkerSlim posted...
https://twitter.com/Chief_Eddie666/status/1420278178388447234?s=20

"I learned it from watching you, dad!"

Kevin Smith seems like the kind of guy who would say, "Yeah? Well, Batman's a better character."
TopicPeople knew Bill Cosby was a rapist before 2014, stop defending Blizzard fucks.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:45:53 PM
#18
The first I heard about the Bill Cosby situation was in 2004.

I dismissed it as rumor when the accusations went away.
TopicDo you side with disney or scarlet johannson?
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:40:14 PM
#2
A breach of contract is a breach of contract.
TopicDo you think any human could beat a male african lion in a fight?
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:39:13 PM
#8
dj1200 posted...
Dogs have killed people. We're talking a fucking lion.

What about fucking a talking lion?
TopicDo you think any human could beat a male african lion in a fight?
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:37:43 PM
#6
The say that prisoners in ancient Rome were sometimes set against lions to test how one might defend himself unarmed against a lion. Allegedly, none of the test subjects ever survived.
TopicBig Sexy Kevin Nash: Dead kids don't reproduce.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:35:32 PM
#21
Gotta get vacc'd
like the Wolfpac

or you might wind up in a body bag
Topic$25,000, but your name is now Kevin.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:34:21 PM
#5
Kevin Eleven Inches
TopicIt's really unfortunate that Gal Gadot was chosen to be Wonder Woman
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:31:52 PM
#18
Kami_no_Kami posted...
Eh. The writing in the DCEU needs more work than casting. Lets tackle that first.

Jared Leto played a fantastic Joker in The Little Things.
TopicNo student loan forgiveness, millions about to face eviction, one stimulus.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:28:40 PM
#38
Ugh, I make typos when I'm sleepy.
TopicNo student loan forgiveness, millions about to face eviction, one stimulus.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:26:26 PM
#34
Employers are having trouble staying staffed because people are realizing they're worth more than $11 an hour. And even if they would be willing to work for that little, it's not enough money to keep people from starvation. You'd need two roommates, and all three of you would have to be on food stamps, just to survive on that.

It's the iron law of wages. People won't work for less money than it takes to survive. Businesses have gotten so greedy that they want people to pack together like rats and be on government subsided food rations. That to me seems like the nightmare we were promised would happen if America ever fell to communism.
TopicIt's really unfortunate that Gal Gadot was chosen to be Wonder Woman
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:20:33 PM
#14
Kolibri X posted...

Gal has a prettier face, Linda had a nicer bust.

I'd be happy with either one. <_<
TopicNo student loan forgiveness, millions about to face eviction, one stimulus.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:19:54 PM
#24
tripleh213 posted...
At least trump did things

Yes, but they were bad things.
TopicNo student loan forgiveness, millions about to face eviction, one stimulus.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:12:47 PM
#14
Don't forget: border children are still in cages!

I saw a headline literally today saying that border children are still without resources to meet their basic hygienic needs. Yes, I know. Trump is bad and I don't want him back. But what good is it to get rid of someone like him if you don't try and undo the damage he's caused?

This would be like if Mario defeated Bowser, but still left everyone turned to stone. Or if Batman defeated the Joker, but still allowed the distribution of household products tainted by lethal gasses.




Thanks, Hero.
Your work here is clearly done.
TopicName a great game that begins with the first vowel in your username.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 9:52:07 PM
#10
Shotgunnova posted...
Ogre Battle 64

TopicSo... when did animals stop being harmed in the making of this film?
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 9:49:09 PM
#36
Reportedly, Hollywood started cracking down on animal cruelty after One Million B.C. in 1940. The movie used real lizards for dinosaurs and sadly killed some of them.

It wasn't the last time that an animal was killed in an American production, but it was what lead to the Human Society's involvement.
Topic'Overwatch is a porn franchise 1st, game franchuse 2nd.'
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 9:44:39 PM
#40
Turbam posted...
About the only company that still actively tries is Dinsey

I don't know why they would even bother. They spent decades drawing women with ideal figures and personalities, some of which are scantily clad in their canon attires, only to turn around and decide that physical attraction is bad.

Not to mention all of the furries they created over the years.
TopicJungle Cruise star: "I'm proud of my gay character"
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 9:22:29 PM
#4
Proto_Spark posted...
So an lgbt character whos very ambiguously gay so that they dont need to hurt the sensitivities of Chinese audiences.

Still better than nothing though.

China kicked Hollywood back to the 1990s.

<_<
Topic'Overwatch is a porn franchise 1st, game franchuse 2nd.'
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 8:01:33 PM
#7
Background_Guy posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overwatch_and_pornography

Someday, I hope to create a masterpiece which inspires just as much porn.
TopicGonna try to hook up with this older Mexican woman from work.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 6:56:26 PM
#6
CosmicShadows posted...
If you like the girl? The one i'm trying to talk to is probably in her mid 40s. But good looking to say the least. Would you learn a different language for a person you like?

Yes, I would.

This was the best subplot in Love Actually.
TopicLast night, one of the greatest entrances in pro wrestling
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 4:57:06 PM
#2
Damn. That's some Magnificent Seven shit right there.
Topiclmao I'm watching Aviator and Leo is talking about boobs in movies?
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 2:52:16 PM
#3
He used his money and position to try and blackmail women into sleeping with him. Do they bring that up in the movie?
TopicWhy do people hate on Ghosts of Mars? How did YOU feel about it?
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 2:33:09 PM
#2
It was kinda bland. It's not the worst movie ever, but it had some interesting ideas that weren't pushed to their fullest potential.
TopicMilitary not included in the mandatory vaccinations for government workers
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 1:04:18 PM
#7
Fucking beautiful.

Now we can wage domestic biological warfare on the people charged with protecting this country and galvanize anti-vaxxers who think we're protecting soldiers from.... whatever they claim the vaccine is supposed to do to people.
TopicDonald J. Trump was a fascist.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:36:54 AM
#23
Was?

Did he have a change of heart in the past few days?
TopicBlind for over 15 years, woman sees grandkids for the 1st time thanks to science
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:35:42 AM
#12
UnfairRepresent posted...

"Human, I'm happy for you. I still do not like these cuddles."
TopicWoman charged with murder for a death that happened 35 years later.
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:34:50 AM
#38
*looks at the picture*

I have no sympathy for a woman who would do that to a human being.
TopicRep. Mo Brooks says he was warned about risks on 1/6, wore body armor that day
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 11:32:08 AM
#11
I read that as Mel Brooks.

Thank goodness President Skroob was safe.
TopicNew ep of Ultraman TRIGGER
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 12:18:42 AM
#2
There's something about modern Ultraman that doesn't do it for me.

Meanwhile, I'm following the channel for Mirror Man episodes as they drop and hoping they'll upload Fire Man sometime in the near future.
TopicThis song aged like milk
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 12:04:27 AM
#3
You're 16, You're Beautiful, and You're Mine
Cherokee People
Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon
Walk, Idiot, Walk

Edit: I thought we were listing songs which aged like milk.
TopicEverybody wondering if Tobey Maguire is really in No Way Home
FortuneCookie
07/29/21 12:02:35 AM
#10
You can always find spoilers in the toy aisle.

<_<
TopicWould our country be safer if gans were banned?
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 11:49:16 PM
#11
If America banned guns today, they would be safer in a generation or two. All of the people who shouldn't have guns already have them. We have kits by which you can manufacturer your own guns or turn semi-automatics into automatics.

I don't think going door to door demanding every registered gun owner give up their firearms is gonna work, nor do I think it's a good idea for the police to be the only ones with guns. We certainly can't disarm them.
Topic"console wars" yet Nintendo is the market leader
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 11:40:14 PM
#2
Is this about CBS Console Wars or YouTube Console Wars?
TopicDems. Can't cut Student debt, because ppl who didn't go to college would get mad
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 11:24:03 PM
#48
Southernfatman posted...
Democrats : "lol whaddya gonna do? Vote Republican? *Middle finger*".


TopicCM PUNK debut's on AEW newest show RAMPAGE?
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 10:44:41 PM
#2
Unless it's about giant wrestlers tearing down buildings, I'm going to be very disappointed.
TopicHow old is your dog?
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 9:58:42 PM
#13
She lived to be 12.
TopicShoutout to this dude who treated WWII as his own personal RPG
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 7:01:01 PM
#5
That is amazing.
TopicThere's too many overweight Pokemon
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 6:21:20 PM
#11
Poke'murrica
Topic1890 was over 31 years ago.
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 4:50:17 PM
#4
By some measure, yes.
TopicTransmen Are Triggered Over Lil Nas X Saying He Likes Dick
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 4:34:16 PM
#21
It depends on the person. Some people are cool with having, shall we say, non-conformist genitalia. It's not as if every trans person hates what's between their legs. If they did, none of them would keep what they were born with. (None that which had the financial resources, anyway.)
TopicTransmen Are Triggered Over Lil Nas X Saying He Likes Dick
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 4:29:20 PM
#18
I'd date a transman, but I'd totally tease him over having a pussy.

<_<
TopicGood lord, they are calling it Trump vaccine now.
FortuneCookie
07/28/21 1:45:06 PM
#119
Gloat in a year from now when you're alive and the virus is dead. If you wound their pride, and scare them away from the vaccine, it may be the opposite.
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