Lurker > Firewood18

When I was younger I had a girlfriend that had no heat in her car. We would drive around and park somewhere and she'd say "if your hands are cold you can put them down here to warm them up".
This went on for a week or so and then one time we stopped and she said "boy, don't your ears ever get cold?"
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Is buying "distressed" clothing still a fashion thing? Because I want my new jeans to look new, not like the ones they're replacing.
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James Franco bought the movie rights for Chuck Palahniuk's Rant. I'm not so sure that's a good thing.
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Chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore.
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When an escalator breaks down, it just becomes stairs.
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^ ain't nobody alive that can pull off the Triple Lindy, ok?

Billions upon billions of people and animals urinating everyday for millions and millions of years. No wonder the oceans are so salty.
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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey. Butane in my viens and I'm out to cut the junkies. With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables.
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Jerry was a race car driver. He drove so goddamn fast. He never did win the checkered flag but he never did come in last.
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That's what Lewis Carrol said but the true answer is that Poe wrote on both
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Does anyone else know the answer to the Alice in Wonderland riddle "how is a raven like a writing desk?"?
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button hole glory hole pot hole butt hole black hole wiki hole watering hole dick hole key hole donut hole sink hole fox hole so many holes
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I still have my old gameboy. Is it worth anything these days?

I too find it fascinating to live in a time with such technological advances. If you look at the telescoping nature of all the milestones we've been making, it's easy to realize that we're heading for something big.
Whether its something bad like accidentally opening a wormhole that damages our reality or something great like teleportation using entanglement is the big question.
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MICHALECOLE posted...

Firewood18 posted...

Would you throw your garbage in another persons garbage bin?

Only if it were trash day and on the street already

I'd be yelling at you too if I caught you doing this.

The ordinance for my city garbage pick up is that all garbage must be bagged. No loose garbage in the bin. That includes little baggies of poop.

I curse the poo people like you that think its ok to toss your doggy droppings in my bin because you think it's convenient.
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Would you throw your garbage in another persons garbage bin?
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Great when stealing corporate secrets.
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Tinder baby.

To live in a time where that's now a thing.
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In my experience its the Lexus owners.
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green dragon posted...

bro, format that paragraph better

Get real. You can't format a dream.
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Nice dream log entry.

Some dreams can be so cool. Have fun trying to interpret it!
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lihlih posted...

What are you guys talking about?

Smashing to the oldies.
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Are we there yet?
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Kashmir is too.
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Nobody who quits gets a severance package and you're a moron for not using your pto before quitting.
You deserve nothing but the peace of mind that you don't have to work at a job you didn't like.
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Real classy.
You and you're friend should stick to shopping at Walmart.
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You should just rage quit all your accounts because of flairs.
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Hardly ever use mine except for popcorn. 5/10
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A girl farted and her immediate reaction was to start making out with me.
This happened with two different girls I dated. I'm guessing it was thier way of covering up the embarrassment by distraction.
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Dammit. Can't find them anywheres now. I tried the coffee nut ones but they aren't nearly as good.
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Definitely a fun classic that turned into an out of control money making machine.
The newer 2000's one was alot more slick and the characters and story had more depth. Plus, ice cream kitty.
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I once found an Xbox in the trash. I traded in for cash and then bought a lotto ticket. I won a $1000 dollars a week for life. Yay for me.
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Everybody knows a Mr Bighead.
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Damn they are good.
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Security
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I don't get it. Are we cherry picking values of different cultures and putting them in shopping baskets of morality?
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Great. Now talk some shit with your Pokemon accounts and get them suspended too.
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Why are you calling so late?
Oh, the building is on fire?
It can wait til morning...
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I have to admit I was nonplussed when upon meeting Queen Elizabeth, he failed to grab her by the pussy.
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My wife and kid waited 3 hrs for a $6 Eevee.
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Because cohabitation is all about splitting rent.
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Zeus posted...

I guess it's one way to get around paying $35 or $40 for a Bulbasaur plush... although really not worth it with all the waiting.

Plus you would have ended up paying double.
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Great site.
It was pretty funny when N Korea thought it was a legit source when they were being praised in one of their articles.
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Me too.
I watch cool videos on YouTube all the time.
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Pay your age at Build A Bear.
Mayhem I tell you, absolute bedlam.
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Shimmy up a tree just to sit on a branch. Their forearms were shredded and bleeding quite a bit.
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How do you impregnate a fortress?
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Can't turn down some free cold sugar water.
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In the Mouth of Madness
The Gate
Room 1408
Deliverance
The Cube
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I wouldn't be able to work today without them.
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