Lurker > Firewood18

Michael Jackson in Disney Land
Don't have to share it with nobody else
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I'm putting tin foil up on the windows
Lying down in the dark to dream
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If you have luck, take good care of it
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Freeballin
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Even if Jason didn't leave a huge tip, the waiter is being stupendously clever to guarantee a better tip from Larry.
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Don't want to wake up with no one besides me
Don't want to take up with nobody new
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I Sing the Body Electric
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I want to be like Georgia O'Keefe
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It's not as hard as Yo Noid! was for the nes.
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You mean Dead by Shitstain.
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Nah, that Bezos dude is kinda shady. I'd rather go to the Gold for Cash guy around the corner downtown.

The last time I sold games was when I gave up on the 360 and traded everything in at a CEX.
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Because after you've sunk 60+ hrs into one of those games you're supposed to stop and say I've had enough fantasy, now it's time to deal with real life...

But then they make another one.
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Nobody could guess what I do when I did a 20 questions a while back.

But I've been doing the same thing for 18+ yrs and am about to sign a 5 yr contract with the best health benefits (no copay) and 2% raises every yr.

Leon! Help! Leon, Leon!

My house was finished in 1917. My kids are fourth generation here since my grandparents.

I never wear one regularly. And besides winter caps, I only own one right now. It's about 7 years old.

It's a curved brim hat with a back story from a bachelor party on the Ohio River. It is sweat stained and flecked with polyurethane.

Dang that's tragic. Like a car wreck.
I hope the guy has a good support system of people to get him back in good health and on a good track.

I've seen a couple of people that were injured go down that opioid death spiral.

Still Life with Woodpecker

This story has good potential as a pick up line.

Do you talk really slow or something? Maybe he picked up on some cue that you didn't know you we're giving. Or he's just a spaz.

Only to buy their signs if they're good enough.

Maybe he just digs the ladies.

My wife makes the plans. I just pay the bills.

Ooooh extinct animals!

Must have felt great to bring a mammoth down with spears and pits.
4/10

saber tooth for the win

My jacket says "twitter for reals punktuation is for pussies"

trodi_911 posted...

Nice flair use, bro.

Thanks. It's the best I can do with my academic impairment.

Groupon food tastes so much better.

Live by the S word, die by the S word.

School sucks.
Get a job.

I used a flair.

It hasn't aged enough. Put it back and wait another 9 years.

In hybrid cars it makes perfect sense but for gas it's just feels like an EPA snafu. Sure it's using a deep cycle battery, a more robust starter and certain conditions have to be met but the overall gas saving is under 5%.

According to the poll, you can do all those things except become bisexual.

The engine shuts off when at a stop then restarts when you hit the gas again.

I really don't think this system is viable in a gas powered vehicle and its annoying that I have to manually turn it off every time I drive.

I'd leave behind a giant black monolith and let them figure it out.

Agreed. Great work from the 53 year old. I hear some Bowie influence on that last track.

What would happen if the US blocked wire transfers to Mexico?

Can't wait to reach that age when you are so old you truly dgaf.

I live in NY and I'm too busy talk about this right now...

But really, have fun with the people you have the most fun with. I don't buy into that crap that if you're married you should share everything together. You're still your own person and should be free to do whatever you damn well please.

The truck nut people goin muddin. And with thier trucks, not in a sex way.

I leased a jeep this week.

Are you wearing one of your wife's jumpers to bed?

I have some trays but I forgot the recipe for ice.

He does Charlie work.

Fan my 90 degree humid ass.

It's either cut a hole in the wall for a $$ ductless wall unit or get a lower btu that fits the window and put up a curtain to block off the kitchen.

Football is played on a grid iron. Baseball is played on a diamond...

I just finished replacing all of my 100 year old windows on the 1st floor of my house. I took out a reliable 14700 btu ac out of one of the windows but its too wide to fit in the new window.

What do?
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don't try