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TopicI've come to terms with being single and no longer feel like shit because of it.
Firewood18
11/19/21 2:13:59 AM
#25
Watch a Joel Haver film.

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TopicKyle Rittenhouse
Firewood18
11/19/21 2:12:24 AM
#260
This topic merits a mistrial.

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TopicI googled my name + obituary
Firewood18
11/19/21 2:11:13 AM
#1
I feel haunted and red pilled.

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TopicDid you used to like Pearl Jam?
Firewood18
11/13/21 1:51:11 PM
#4
They were a good band. I didnt like anything they did after the Vitalogy album.

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TopicI'd like to see a bear maul someone in a commercial
Firewood18
11/09/21 1:28:56 PM
#18
Greenfox111 posted...
It's 93 or nothing... not even...life
This. I want to see both of those yuppies torn up.

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TopicDo you ever give money to those red salvation army kettles?
Firewood18
11/08/21 11:19:00 PM
#20
Where else am I supposed to dump my krugerrands?

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TopicHow do you pronounce the name CAIT SITH???
Firewood18
11/08/21 11:13:50 PM
#24
Far-Queue posted...
Cat Shit


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TopicI'd like to see a bear maul someone in a commercial
Firewood18
11/08/21 11:12:39 PM
#1
Like they run out of gas because they need premium and they get stuck in the wilderness. The whole point of the commercial would be that they should have bought a hybrid vehicle.

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TopicSo I hear America is going to build ALL the bridges
Firewood18
11/06/21 7:53:18 PM
#22
Not bridges, tunnels. I want more boring machines. Populate some caverns with a generation of people and see what happens.

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TopicDo you like Travis Scott's music?
Firewood18
11/06/21 6:41:00 PM
#15
Never heard of them until the concert deaths.

Im secretly a John Prine fan

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Topici need a feel good movie to watch tonight
Firewood18
11/06/21 3:17:42 PM
#12
UHF
Brain Donors

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Topicall things are possible through god
Firewood18
11/06/21 11:28:40 AM
#21
All thoughts and prayers must be submitted by filling out form B546-6G99 or by calling 1-516-567-8431. Once your prayer is reviewed, there is a sacrificial fee for processing.

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Topicchili sucks
Firewood18
11/05/21 9:30:29 PM
#8
I like turkey chili.

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Topictake this stupid Male Hierarchy Test.
Firewood18
11/04/21 4:09:53 PM
#4
Bravo. I get most of the high perks with only a little bit of effort. Seems ok to me.

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TopicPizza is like a lazy sandwich
Firewood18
10/30/21 10:09:02 PM
#17
What is a calzone then?

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Topicthis is a scam right
Firewood18
10/30/21 10:05:16 PM
#16
Give them all of your cryptocurrency. Your life is in danger.

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TopicHalloween stuff
Firewood18
10/30/21 10:02:10 PM
#1
I havent done anything.

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TopicThe greatest puzzle game of all time?
Firewood18
10/30/21 1:26:56 PM
#12
Deja Vu

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TopicNo one ever talks about dinosaur ghosts
Firewood18
10/29/21 1:16:31 AM
#17
The time of dinosaurs has been harvested for fuel. We have been powering our society for over a century on ghosts of earths past.

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TopicSo I tried hot apple cider for the first time...
Firewood18
10/26/21 10:37:51 PM
#61
Hot Dickens Cider?

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TopicWhat is your door situation?
Firewood18
10/22/21 3:38:42 PM
#3
My door situation is knob good.

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TopicPotD parents, are you receiving advanced child tax credit money?
Firewood18
10/22/21 3:27:35 PM
#13
JixHedgehog posted...
Why are people cancelling the payments?
Because even though the tax credit has been increased overall, theyre paying out half of it over a six month period. So if your earnings have increased this year, you might need that cushion in case you owe more. Then again, you might not really need the money right away and would rather get it on next years tax return all together.

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TopicAlex Baldwin shot and killed someone
Firewood18
10/22/21 12:45:25 AM
#7
Im just glad this post doesnt have a poll.

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TopicWhat are you reading?
Firewood18
10/21/21 10:37:39 PM
#25
I finished it a few months ago but its been the best Ive read this year so far: XX by Rian Hughes

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TopicTrump flunks US history again
Firewood18
10/21/21 9:59:59 PM
#19
The casual person on the street knows nothing about history. This has been proven by quizzing people on late night talk shows. But its just a gag and we can laugh about it, right?

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TopicWhat are you reading?
Firewood18
10/21/21 8:44:18 PM
#14
shadowsword87 posted...
Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino.
It's, uh, odd to say the least.
Calvino is great. One of my favorite books is On a Winters Night a Traveler.

VincentVega posted...
House of Leaves as part of my Halloween spooky story reading
Very unique book. I only read the house parts and not the journal on my second read.

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TopicWhat are you reading?
Firewood18
10/21/21 7:56:13 PM
#2
Chuck Palahnuiks book of short stories. Its fucked up fun.

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TopicPotD parents, are you receiving advanced child tax credit money?
Firewood18
10/21/21 7:45:53 PM
#1
I took the first couple of checks but then went on the IRS site and canceled it. My wife just got a check for half the amount in her name. I guess she has to cancel it too even though we file jointly.

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TopicIt's that time of day
Firewood18
10/21/21 1:53:17 PM
#7
My, the earth is really full of things.

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TopicOffice space
Firewood18
10/21/21 1:05:49 PM
#11
Millennial office space

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TopicNew things to complain about
Firewood18
10/18/21 11:29:37 PM
#3
$6 for half a gallon of half and half creamer.

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TopicNew things to complain about
Firewood18
10/18/21 10:48:27 PM
#1
Break lights that flitter for a second before going solid.

Ads for games that stop some king or animal being killed unless you line up some symbols.

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TopicWhat is the rarest game you own?
Firewood18
10/17/21 3:33:32 PM
#41
I have a box of about 30 loose snes cartridges. No idea what theyre all worth individually or as a lot.

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TopicGuess my job. 20 questions
Firewood18
10/16/21 11:23:30 PM
#24
Truth is I dont really know what my job is.
Last week most of my time was organizing a dumpster.

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TopicYou have a stuffy nose, but only on one side
Firewood18
10/15/21 10:11:33 PM
#7
Deviated septum

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TopicGuess my job. 20 questions
Firewood18
10/15/21 4:20:38 PM
#21
Blighboy posted...
Did you ever kill a guy
No, but there is a dead body in my building.

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TopicGuess my job. 20 questions
Firewood18
10/15/21 3:44:54 PM
#19
JOExHIGASHI posted...
are you a janitor, window washer, or security?
No. 12
No. 13
yez. 14

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TopicGuess my job. 20 questions
Firewood18
10/15/21 12:48:34 PM
#17
BEERandWEED posted...
Do you spend any of your time at the office under desks?
No. 7
JOExHIGASHI posted...
Are you hvac?
No. 8

Dmess85 posted...
do you make a six figure salary?
no. 9

Dmess85 posted...
do you work hourly wage or salary?
hourly, yes. 10
salary, no. 11


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TopicGuess my job. 20 questions
Firewood18
10/15/21 10:04:45 AM
#10
Sahuagin posted...
are you sitting for most of the day
No. 2
wolfy42 posted...
Do you chop firewood for a living?
No. 3
PMarth2002 posted...
do you work in an office?
yes. 4

Sarcasthma posted...
Did I just waste a question?
Yes. 5
JOExHIGASHI posted...
Are you blue collar?
Yes. 6


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TopicGuess my job. 20 questions
Firewood18
10/15/21 1:46:39 AM
#3
No.

1

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TopicGuess my job. 20 questions
Firewood18
10/15/21 1:20:11 AM
#1
Yes or No inquiries


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TopicAfter about 8 months of downtime, my dishwasher is repaired
Firewood18
10/14/21 7:37:53 PM
#6
What was the problem with it?

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TopicDo you like industrial music
Firewood18
10/14/21 7:36:14 PM
#8
Its finger lickin good

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TopicI'm just making a topic
Firewood18
10/14/21 12:58:13 AM
#1
To hopefully push a topic about washing bottles off of the first page.

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TopicThe XXL grilled stuffed steak burrito at Taco Bell
Firewood18
10/14/21 12:56:19 AM
#7
I am weird but not a goof. I recently had an excellent steak chimichanga from a family run restaurant. But although the price was about $15 with a few sides, I still had the memory of that $5 and change burrito and all its affordable goodness on my mind.

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TopicThe XXL grilled stuffed steak burrito at Taco Bell
Firewood18
10/14/21 12:44:48 AM
#5
Mead posted...



If they bring it back I want it to cost $15 and I want them to hecking try.

$15 is what it would cost from a regular mexican restaurant nowadays and it still doesnt compare to the greatness of the XXL.

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TopicSo 4k oled tvs are much superior to 4k led tvs?
Firewood18
10/14/21 12:37:44 AM
#8
I know someone that still has a plasma tv. Its not too bad for a 10 yr old set but there is some burn in from game screens that were left on.

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TopicYou know hot dogs get a bad rap.
Firewood18
10/14/21 12:32:12 AM
#13
I bet Bobs Burgers would have a good hot dog rap.

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TopicThe XXL grilled stuffed steak burrito at Taco Bell
Firewood18
10/14/21 12:29:13 AM
#3
I feel that society is failing. Even finding a double peanut M&M is a fleeting solace.

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