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| Topic | Which of these various dishes do you like the most? |
| Firewood18 09/10/19 11:43:23 PM #8 | Our current set of dishes is a dark tan with a sparse red floral design set in black. They've lasted eight years as a wedding gift. The cutlery could use an upgrade; there are never enough spoons. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Best vocalist? |
| Firewood18 09/10/19 11:37:24 PM #4 | Axle Rose --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | A bag of nuts somehow got into the clothes washer |
| Firewood18 09/10/19 10:37:54 PM #3 | That's right, Betty, but wasn't just your regular nuts, it was a mixed bag with larger nuts that stuck in the little holes. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | A bag of nuts somehow got into the clothes washer |
| Firewood18 09/10/19 10:33:51 PM #1 | Check your pockets goddam it. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Joe Rogan |
| Firewood18 09/10/19 7:51:06 PM #6 | This one time, he was talking about DMT... --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | 20+ books? Is that all? |
| Firewood18 09/06/19 12:41:54 PM #8 | In my twenties I'd be reading three books at once and easily over a hundred in a year. Now I'm in my late thirties and consider myself lucky if I can finish one novel in a month. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | What is the moral consensus on receiving an unwanted gift? |
| Firewood18 09/06/19 12:50:08 AM #1 | I'd add a poll but the scenarios are too varied. Random trinkets to furniture... offers of food... clothing... preplanned outings and vacations.. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I'm both excited and annoyed for Link's Awakening |
| Firewood18 09/02/19 9:39:28 PM #15 | My cartridge battery died on my original so I'll probably get the new one for myself and the kids. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Oh, I forgot today is Labor Day. |
| Firewood18 09/02/19 12:25:06 AM #1 | Everyone is a laborer and doesn't work on Monday. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 09/01/19 9:08:08 PM #240 | instead of Portuguese --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | What's your favorite song about Satan? |
| Firewood18 09/01/19 4:43:59 PM #6 | The best ever death metal band from Denton --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | So...about that new Tool album... |
| Firewood18 09/01/19 12:47:06 AM #64 | Yeah probably 18th listen through and Danny is definitely the constant that makes it great. Especially on Pneuma. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 09/01/19 12:41:49 AM #233 | but insidiously lacking --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 08/31/19 3:03:41 PM #228 | from prolapsed rectums --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | How much filth can you live with? |
| Firewood18 08/31/19 12:22:39 PM #12 | I've always been curious about the psychology of the hoarder. How far does that go back? Were there cavemen that were stacking worthless stones, sticks and bones in their caves? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | So...about that new Tool album... |
| Firewood18 08/31/19 12:19:36 PM #28 | So far I think it's great. You can have it at low volume as background music and also crank the volume and shake the walls rocking out. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | So...about that new Tool album... |
| Firewood18 08/31/19 12:28:20 AM #14 | I'll let you know what I think of it after I play it over again another fifteen times. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | How much filth can you live with? |
| Firewood18 08/31/19 12:23:23 AM #1 | How many layers? - Results (9 votes)
None. Daily, weekly, monthly, and annual cleaning schedule
11.11% (1 vote)
1
The usual bits to be picked up, wiped up in due time
22.22% (2 votes)
2
The sink can be full for a few days, laundry and other detritus too
22.22% (2 votes)
2
Stuff piles up, surface space is lacking for awhile
33.33% (3 votes)
3
The stuff smells a bit but there is room over here
0% (0 votes)
0
The garbage still refuses to take itself out and shabby is a funny word
0% (0 votes)
0
There are bugs and rodent friends living underneath my barely functional major appliances
0% (0 votes)
0
Plumbing is a tricky wreck and funding anything clean is a lucky day
0% (0 votes)
0
There is definitely poop on stuff and hazards are abound
0% (0 votes)
0
Knock knock this the CDC
11.11% (1 vote)
1
--- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 08/30/19 1:44:40 AM #217 | 411 not found --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I heard you bitches was lookin for me |
| Firewood18 08/30/19 12:53:16 AM #9 | How much bitch could a bitch go bitch if a bitch could bitch go bitch wood? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Ask me your questions about existence. V2 |
| Firewood18 08/30/19 12:09:07 AM #14 | SunWuKung420 posted... Firewood18 posted...True or false? So truth changes and man adapts? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Ask me your questions about existence. V2 |
| Firewood18 08/29/19 11:25:25 PM #6 | True or false? The truth changes as man changes. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Why don't you name my Mother 3 characters. |
| Firewood18 08/29/19 11:23:03 PM #3 | Leif Elvis Cock Stan Truck Dude What Pick from these --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 08/29/19 12:00:31 PM #212 | mystically, joyously, repeatedly --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 08/29/19 10:03:41 AM #208 | underworld scissor bunnies --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Have you ever acquired furniture from the curb? |
| Firewood18 08/28/19 11:57:28 PM #1 | Couch, table, chairs, wine rack, mattress, dresser, ottoman... - Results (1 vote)
Yes, and it was a great find
100% (1 vote)
1
Yes, and it was shitty and got rid of it
0% (0 votes)
0
Yes, and it served its purpose
0% (0 votes)
0
Yes, only because I can't pass up free shit
0% (0 votes)
0
No, I always buy my garbage furniture
0% (0 votes)
0
No, I have no way of transporting that shit on the fly
0% (0 votes)
0
No, I don't want other people's stuff
0% (0 votes)
0
No, but I would if I had a place to put it
0% (0 votes)
0
No, just because
0% (0 votes)
0
Beds that people have died in are easy to come by
0% (0 votes)
0
--- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | What was the deal with the bar fight in the first Star Wars? |
| Firewood18 08/28/19 9:24:43 PM #15 | Metalsonic66 posted... I always think of the Robot Chicken sketch --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I have a new boss. |
| Firewood18 08/28/19 8:50:08 PM #3 | I refer to all unnamed persons in my stories with a pluralistic pronoun. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | fuck, the new tool album is so fuckin tasty |
| Firewood18 08/28/19 6:20:30 PM #12 | I will downloading it on Friday for sure. It's too bad that Tool albums don't fit onto vinyl very well. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | So does anyone care about the new Star Wars footage or are you still mad about |
| Firewood18 08/28/19 1:03:36 PM #24 | I truly thought the new trailer was a fan made one. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 08/28/19 12:58:37 PM #196 | cantankerous and horny --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Do you like that the Amazon rainforest is being burned up? |
| Firewood18 08/28/19 12:56:28 PM #18 | I'm going to help by not cutting my lawn for the rest of the year. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I have a new boss. |
| Firewood18 08/28/19 12:47:30 PM #1 | It's only been a few weeks and they are soooo different than my last boss of almost 20 years. It's actually got me a bit anxious because so far from the conversations I've had with them, I get the feeling that they are looking to promote/restructure my position. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I, Mead, am going to eat a chicken pot pie |
| Firewood18 08/28/19 12:42:11 PM #10 | I've been getting the frozen ones from Schwanns delivery. They're really good. I always pick out the carrots though. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | Are you watching Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance this week? |
| Firewood18 08/27/19 2:26:16 PM #4 | When it ends up on DVD I'll check it out. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I saw Avengers: Endgame this weekend, and I don't think it was good *SPOILERS* |
| Firewood18 08/27/19 12:55:40 PM #41 | I liked it 3000. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, caused 9/11. |
| Firewood18 08/26/19 8:19:14 PM #9 | The Osama Bin Rainbow Connection. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 08/24/19 7:16:34 PM #146 | of scatalogical demigods --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | just signed up for a campus tour at my desired uni >:) |
| Firewood18 08/23/19 4:34:51 PM #12 | I know. I'm just being a facetious bastard. Good luck to ya! --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I think I'm gonna get a vasectomy |
| Firewood18 08/23/19 2:43:11 PM #4 | Yeah you're gonna want to sit down in some tighty whiteys for a few days. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: we tell some jokes |
| Firewood18 08/23/19 12:28:12 AM #5 | Husband tell his wife that he's going out with some friends. She tells him if he gets drunk, she's leaving him. Within a few hours he's shitfaced and puked on his shirt. He cries to his friends what is he gonna do now? They tell him to put a twenty in his pocket and to tell his wife that a drunk puked on him and gave him money for the cleaning. This seems like a keen idea so he goes home. When he gets there the wife asks what happens and he explains. She says ok then why are there two twentys in your pocket? He says that was from the guy that shit my pants. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | just signed up for a campus tour at my desired uni >:) |
| Firewood18 08/23/19 12:11:10 AM #6 | Over there is where you will you spend your meal points on food that will seem good, then ok, then repetitively mediocre. This next group of buildings will be where we overcrowd you into living spaces that will have some cool people to hang around with but the rest are creepy and annoying. Then there's the old academic buildings that probably still have lead and asbestos but there's a brand new science building that you'll probably never have a class in. And don't forget our drab community spaces that sponsor inclusion and diversity but are usually empty. Please pay now. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: we tell some jokes |
| Firewood18 08/23/19 12:01:20 AM #3 | An older woman is teaching her younger boyfriend what 69ing is. She squats down over his face and accidentally farts. She stands up and apologizes. Once more she assumes the position and farts again. And again she straightens up and apologizes. She's about to try a third time but he's already putting on his clothes and saying I don't think I want to do that 67 more times. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: we tell some jokes |
| Firewood18 08/22/19 11:43:02 PM #1 | I prefer dead baby jokes. They never get old. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 08/22/19 11:41:22 PM #136 | Crazy pussy is --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 08/22/19 12:48:03 PM #126 | Lovecraftian monster undoubtably --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 2 |
| Firewood18 08/21/19 7:30:18 PM #119 | his name was Robert Paulson --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | I fuckin love cats |
| Firewood18 08/21/19 1:05:48 AM #11 | Mead posted... my dogs both think theyre cats Your dogs are pussies. That is the joke. But then again I've seen a cat jump off a porch and totally attack and make a Doberman wimper. MICHALECOLE posted... Firewood18 posted...Sorry to be counterpoint but cats fuckin stink. Just ok. 8 year wedding anniversary. Busy day at work. Was able to distract the kids to get fifteen minutes of alone time with the wife. Staying up late rearranging the living room for some furniture delivery in the morning. The only pet in the house is a white rat named Doodle. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
| Topic | So I guess the amazon rainforest is on fire? |
| Firewood18 08/21/19 1:00:32 AM #3 | Even when tract homes and vineyards in California burn up the world is still like "oh yeah, fire is crazy, too bad we can't fully control that shit". --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. |
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