Poll of the Day > I want a girlfriend so I can pay cheap rent.

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thedeerzord
07/12/18 9:40:50 PM
#1:


If I get a girlfriend, then I'll be able to share a single bedroom apartment with her and I'll only have to pay half the rent while she pays the other half.
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do_ob_tpkillr
07/12/18 9:53:12 PM
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Your best bet is to just get a regular roommate because you ain't getting a girlfriend anytime soon.
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wwinterj25
07/12/18 9:55:31 PM
#3:


Just so you know a BF could do that too. Just get him a dress and you're good, ok?
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Lil69Leo
07/12/18 9:56:29 PM
#4:


wwinterj25 posted...
Just so you know a BF could do that too. Just get him a dress and you're good, ok?


Don't forget dem sweet sweet balls.
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SunWuKung420
07/12/18 9:57:55 PM
#5:


You should use that as your pickup line.
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wwinterj25
07/12/18 10:00:02 PM
#6:


Lil69Leo posted...
Don't forget dem sweet sweet balls.


Exactly!
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LinkPizza
07/12/18 10:38:47 PM
#7:


You can just get a person. Anybody who makes money, really?
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Zeus
07/12/18 10:41:12 PM
#8:


Or just get a roommate.
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Blighboy
07/12/18 10:53:23 PM
#9:


thedeerzord posted...
If I get a girlfriend, then I'll be able to share a single bedroom apartment with her and I'll only have to pay half the rent while she pays the other half.

lmao gfl with that

expect her to want a two bedroom and a dog
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rogerskg1979
07/12/18 10:56:04 PM
#10:


Blighboy posted...
thedeerzord posted...
If I get a girlfriend, then I'll be able to share a single bedroom apartment with her and I'll only have to pay half the rent while she pays the other half.

lmao gfl with that

expect her to want a two bedroom and a dog


And she will want you to buy her tons and tons of shit. You will spend more money on her buying her shit than you would have just paying the full rent yourself.
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Firewood18
07/12/18 11:41:51 PM
#11:


Because cohabitation is all about splitting rent.
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LinkPizza
07/12/18 11:43:10 PM
#12:


Firewood18 posted...
Because cohabitation is all about splitting rent.

I mean, is there really any other reason to date...
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Jen0125
07/12/18 11:44:33 PM
#13:


rogerskg1979 posted...
Blighboy posted...
thedeerzord posted...
If I get a girlfriend, then I'll be able to share a single bedroom apartment with her and I'll only have to pay half the rent while she pays the other half.

lmao gfl with that

expect her to want a two bedroom and a dog


And she will want you to buy her tons and tons of shit. You will spend more money on her buying her shit than you would have just paying the full rent yourself.


eyeroll emoji
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EclairReturns
07/12/18 11:48:30 PM
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Blighboy posted...
expect her to want a two bedroom and a dog


rogerskg1979 posted...
And she will want you to buy her tons and tons of s***. You will spend more money on her buying her s*** than you would have just paying the full rent yourself.


By that logic, one should just follow Zeus' advice and find some roommate.
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dedbus
07/13/18 1:25:11 PM
#15:


rogerskg1979 posted...
Blighboy posted...
thedeerzord posted...
If I get a girlfriend, then I'll be able to share a single bedroom apartment with her and I'll only have to pay half the rent while she pays the other half.

lmao gfl with that

expect her to want a two bedroom and a dog


And she will want you to buy her tons and tons of shit. You will spend more money on her buying her shit than you would have just paying the full rent yourself.


That's doesn't even count the emotional abuse and aggravation you'll have to endure of which's cost is incalculable.
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SunWuKung420
07/13/18 1:28:39 PM
#16:


@Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Blighboy posted...
thedeerzord posted...
If I get a girlfriend, then I'll be able to share a single bedroom apartment with her and I'll only have to pay half the rent while she pays the other half.

lmao gfl with that

expect her to want a two bedroom and a dog


And she will want you to buy her tons and tons of shit. You will spend more money on her buying her shit than you would have just paying the full rent yourself.


eyeroll emoji


It makes you wonder what their mothers were like.
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Jen0125
07/13/18 4:07:23 PM
#17:


SunWuKung420 posted...
@Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Blighboy posted...
thedeerzord posted...
If I get a girlfriend, then I'll be able to share a single bedroom apartment with her and I'll only have to pay half the rent while she pays the other half.

lmao gfl with that

expect her to want a two bedroom and a dog


And she will want you to buy her tons and tons of shit. You will spend more money on her buying her shit than you would have just paying the full rent yourself.


eyeroll emoji


It makes you wonder what their mothers were like.


Or just where they learned their perception of women in general.
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SunWuKung420
07/13/18 6:34:44 PM
#18:


Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
@Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Blighboy posted...
thedeerzord posted...
If I get a girlfriend, then I'll be able to share a single bedroom apartment with her and I'll only have to pay half the rent while she pays the other half.

lmao gfl with that

expect her to want a two bedroom and a dog


And she will want you to buy her tons and tons of shit. You will spend more money on her buying her shit than you would have just paying the full rent yourself.


eyeroll emoji


It makes you wonder what their mothers were like.


Or just where they learned their perception of women in general.


Donald Trump probably.
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Blighboy
07/13/18 6:39:18 PM
#19:


The average man is unfuckable
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DrPrimemaster
07/13/18 6:50:25 PM
#20:


Good tips guys, updated my profile

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SunWuKung420
07/13/18 6:52:02 PM
#21:


Blighboy posted...
The average man is unfuckable


Except for my above average chakra control, I'm super average and my wife wants me daily.
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rogerskg1979
07/13/18 8:00:18 PM
#22:


Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
@Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Blighboy posted...
thedeerzord posted...
If I get a girlfriend, then I'll be able to share a single bedroom apartment with her and I'll only have to pay half the rent while she pays the other half.

lmao gfl with that

expect her to want a two bedroom and a dog


And she will want you to buy her tons and tons of shit. You will spend more money on her buying her shit than you would have just paying the full rent yourself.


eyeroll emoji


It makes you wonder what their mothers were like.


Or just where they learned their perception of women in general.


Or maybe that we were just joking because this is an obvious joke thread and anyone who doesn't understand that has no sense of humor.

Yeah, I'm going with that one.

I mean, if you thought the TC was serious about getting a girlfriend just so he would have cheaper rent, then I don't know what to say other than that your humor-detector is broken.
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wwinterj25
07/13/18 8:24:27 PM
#23:


Blighboy posted...
The average man is unfuckable

This makes me feel better thanks.
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Jen0125
07/13/18 8:36:29 PM
#24:


rogerskg1979 posted...
Or maybe that we were just joking because this is an obvious joke thread and anyone who doesn't understand that has no sense of humor.


sure sure
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rogerskg1979
07/13/18 10:01:24 PM
#25:


Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Or maybe that we were just joking because this is an obvious joke thread and anyone who doesn't understand that has no sense of humor.


sure sure


This was never a serious thread. There's no point in posting serious replies in an obvious joke thread. If you cannot understand that, then the problem lies with you, not with me.
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thedeerzord
07/13/18 10:03:51 PM
#26:


rogerskg1979 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Or maybe that we were just joking because this is an obvious joke thread and anyone who doesn't understand that has no sense of humor.


sure sure


This was never a serious thread. There's no point in posting serious replies in an obvious joke thread. If you cannot understand that, then the problem lies with you, not with me.

...but this isn't a joke thread.
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Jen0125
07/13/18 10:05:25 PM
#27:


rogerskg1979 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Or maybe that we were just joking because this is an obvious joke thread and anyone who doesn't understand that has no sense of humor.


sure sure


This was never a serious thread. There's no point in posting serious replies in an obvious joke thread. If you cannot understand that, then the problem lies with you, not with me.


why are you speaking for other people? you didn't make the thread.
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wwinterj25
07/13/18 10:14:37 PM
#28:


rogerskg1979 posted...
This was never a serious thread. There's no point in posting serious replies in an obvious joke thread. If you cannot understand that, then the problem lies with you, not with me.


No it's a personal problem for you.
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rogerskg1979
07/13/18 10:56:30 PM
#29:


Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Or maybe that we were just joking because this is an obvious joke thread and anyone who doesn't understand that has no sense of humor.


sure sure


This was never a serious thread. There's no point in posting serious replies in an obvious joke thread. If you cannot understand that, then the problem lies with you, not with me.


why are you speaking for other people? you didn't make the thread.


Do you honestly think someone would seriously just get a girlfriend for the purpose of paying less rent? Seriously? Are you trolling or just stupid? It's an obvious joke thread. Nobody would actually seriously do this.
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Jen0125
07/13/18 11:10:28 PM
#30:


rogerskg1979 posted...
Do you honestly think someone would seriously just get a girlfriend for the purpose of paying less rent? Seriously? Are you trolling or just stupid? It's an obvious joke thread. Nobody would actually seriously do this.

thedeerzord posted...
...but this isn't a joke thread.

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LinkPizza
07/13/18 11:11:24 PM
#31:


Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Do you honestly think someone would seriously just get a girlfriend for the purpose of paying less rent? Seriously? Are you trolling or just stupid? It's an obvious joke thread. Nobody would actually seriously do this.

thedeerzord posted...
...but this isn't a joke thread.

I'm not saying whether it is or isn't. But that makes me think it's a joke thread more, tbh. Most people who make a joke thread would probably say it's not one...
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wwinterj25
07/13/18 11:19:10 PM
#32:


Someone said the TC said sky was blue, I immediately went into the topic to tell people it's a joke topic, the TC even confirmed he said this and it's true. I know better though so it's clearly a joke topic and I'll keep saying it is!
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Veedrock-
07/13/18 11:24:10 PM
#33:


Even if it's not a joke from TC, every response has been a joke. Jen is on damage control for fucking it up.
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Jen0125
07/14/18 12:38:45 AM
#34:


Veedrock- posted...
Even if it's not a joke from TC, every response has been a joke. Jen is on damage control for fucking it up.


i don't care about every response. i've seen that dude post shit like that before lmao. "damage control" it's potd, man. you need to relax.
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Blighboy
07/14/18 1:19:28 AM
#35:


Jen has gone full perjury.
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rogerskg1979
07/14/18 10:52:32 AM
#36:


LinkPizza posted...
Jen0125 posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
Do you honestly think someone would seriously just get a girlfriend for the purpose of paying less rent? Seriously? Are you trolling or just stupid? It's an obvious joke thread. Nobody would actually seriously do this.

thedeerzord posted...
...but this isn't a joke thread.

I'm not saying whether it is or isn't. But that makes me think it's a joke thread more, tbh. Most people who make a joke thread would probably say it's not one...


This. Jen seems to be Draxing it up. Humor goes over her head, and she isn't fast enough to catch it.
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rogerskg1979
07/14/18 10:56:35 AM
#37:


Jen0125 posted...
Veedrock- posted...
Even if it's not a joke from TC, every response has been a joke. Jen is on damage control for fucking it up.


i don't care about every response. i've seen that dude post shit like that before lmao. "damage control" it's potd, man. you need to relax.


What "dude" are you talking about? Me? The TC? Be more specific. You certainly have not seen me post negative stuff about women, at least not in a serious topic. Heck, I rarely post on this board anyway. 95% of my posts are probably in NightmareBunny threads because that dude just cracks me up.
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