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TopicThe world really should apologize to Jake Lloyd.
DrizztLink
03/11/24 4:59:41 PM
#27
Wait, "he is still a Star Wars fan?"

I thought he hated Star Wars slightly more than Alec Guiness hated Star Wars.

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TopicTexas mom arrested because her kids bully stole her drink and drank it
DrizztLink
03/11/24 4:58:35 PM
#23
CruelBuffalo posted...
She didnt poison the bully.
I probably should have gone with "food tampering" compared to poisoning, that's my mistake.

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TopicMemes XLV
DrizztLink
03/11/24 4:57:06 PM
#490
YugiNoob posted...
They need to touch you for that? That seems like it should be some magic spell that has nigh infinite range :<

Multiattack. The mummy can use its Dreadful Glare and makes one attack with its rotting fist.
Rotting Fist. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 10 (2d6 + 3) bludgeoning damage plus 10 (3d6) necrotic damage. If the target is a creature, it must succeed on a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or be cursed with mummy rot. The cursed target can't regain hit points, and its hit point maximum decreases by 10 (3d6) for every 24 hours that elapse. If the curse reduces the target's hit point maximum to 0, the target dies, and its body turns to dust. The curse lasts until removed by the remove curse spell or other magic.
Dreadful Glare. The mummy targets one creature it can see within 60 feet of it. If the target can see the mummy, it must succeed on a DC 11 Wisdom saving throw against this magic or become frightened until the end of the mummy's next turn. If the target fails the saving throw by 5 or more, it is also paralyzed for the same duration. A target that succeeds on the saving throw is immune to the Dreadful Glare of all mummies (but not mummy lords) for the next 24 hours.

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TopicTexas mom arrested because her kids bully stole her drink and drank it
DrizztLink
03/11/24 4:52:51 PM
#5
CruelBuffalo posted...
Seems like the school is further helping the bully on this one
Generally speaking, you can't do the sitcom "oh I'll just poison the food getting stolen" because you legally can't poison people.

Full stop.

Like, punish the bully, obviously, but this ain't it.

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TopicWhich Pokemon design is worse? Ice Cream or Key Ring?
DrizztLink
03/11/24 4:47:47 PM
#19
Umbreon posted...
Jokes aside, man does Prankster give Sableye. I have no idea why the fuck it's second ability is fucking Stall of all things.
I refuse to acknowledge Sableye after playing Pokemon Go.

Fucking hundreds of them.

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TopicDo you like Nietzche? How do you think he compares to other philosophers?
DrizztLink
03/11/24 4:45:43 PM
#3
Sunhawk is shutting the fuck up. Sunhawk remains shut the fuck up. And we have told him to shut the fuck up.

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TopicHave you ever been the recipient of Chiropractic 'treatment'?
DrizztLink
03/11/24 4:44:11 PM
#3
Chiropractors are just about okay when they stay in their lane.

The problem is that lane is incredibly narrow and has nothing to do with medicine.

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TopicWhich Pokemon design is worse? Ice Cream or Key Ring?
DrizztLink
03/11/24 4:28:03 PM
#8
Fuck off out of here, Two Scoops Scotty.

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TopicTrump Trials General Part 11
DrizztLink
03/11/24 4:14:58 PM
#217
darkace77450 posted...
If she really wants to provoke him into defaming her again, she just needs to use some of his money to make donations to the Biden reelection campaign, Obama's presidential library, the Clinton Foundation, etc. Make a big show of it and thank Trump by name for making the such contributions possible and I guarantee you he'll expose himself to more litigation.
I love it.

I want it.

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TopicOregon surrenders on legal drugs, will start prosecuting drug offenses again...
DrizztLink
03/11/24 4:12:32 PM
#74
texanfan27 posted...
Edit: people mentioning Portugal, would love to see some numbers on it.

https://knowledge.wharton.upenn.edu/article/is -portugals-drug-decriminalization-a-failure -or-success-the-answer-isnt-so-simple/

https://tinyurl.com/yyjk53x4

Tinyurl is the same link, added for convenience.

Just picked the first one I saw, it's probably not the best source available but it gets the job done.

By 2018, Portugals number of heroin addicts had dropped from 100,000 to 25,000. Portugal had the lowest drug-related death rate in Western Europe, one-tenth of Britain and one-fiftieth of the U.S. HIV infections from drug use injection had declined 90%. The cost per citizen of the program amounted to less than $10/citizen/year while the U.S. had spent over $1 trillion over the same amount of time. Over the first decade, total societal cost savings (e.g., health costs, legal costs, lost individual income) came to 12% and then to 18%.

It talks about how Portugal lowered funding and access to specific services during the economic downturn in the last ~6 or so years, which has been harming efficacy for the same reasons it failed in Portland.

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TopicWho is the LEAST evil billionaire?
DrizztLink
03/10/24 3:32:53 PM
#2
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8bfe375c.jpg

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TopicAfter 20 years i finally dodged 200 lightning bolts
DrizztLink
03/09/24 5:38:58 PM
#22
pinky0926 posted...
If blitzball doesn't give it away then you just don't know it
Katamari Damacy?

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TopicThief stole elderly couple's van every night and returned it in the morning
DrizztLink
03/09/24 4:56:05 PM
#18
Thud posted...
That's kind of really funny because they probably told their kids/the cops and they were all "OK so, what, you think someone is just taking your van every night and returning it the next day? You know that's crazy right?"

*exactly that happened* LMAO
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3b83b848.jpg

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TopicTomorrow I'll
DrizztLink
03/08/24 11:43:09 PM
#8
Get into a knife fight with a deer.

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TopicIsn't it interesting how all the X-Men's villains are predators of the letter X?
DrizztLink
03/08/24 11:29:27 PM
#5
There's no reason to hunt an X.

X gon' give it to ya.

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TopicNudists plan 'Balls Out Bowling' event at Pittsburgh lanes.
DrizztLink
03/08/24 11:24:26 PM
#6
You know those air thingies that are for drying your hands?

( )

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TopicVegy pretending he can't horny post anymore has ushered in a new era of horny
DrizztLink
03/08/24 9:07:18 PM
#33
NeonOPPAl posted...
You gotta look at yourself from the outside and realize you're on the wrong side of history here
Neon, shut the fuck up.

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TopicLive in a Cyberpunk setting or Sci-fi setting?
DrizztLink
03/08/24 9:01:12 PM
#8
I feel like voting Cyberpunk just puts me into right now but suddenly there are robot arms that I can't afford.

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TopicVegy pretending he can't horny post anymore has ushered in a new era of horny
DrizztLink
03/08/24 8:58:20 PM
#30
Damn_Underscore posted...
Maybe you are the weird one
No, it's pretty definitely you lot.

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Topic16- and 17-Year-Olds Win Right to Vote in Local Elections in Vermont Town
DrizztLink
03/08/24 8:56:38 PM
#12
shnangyboos posted...
The highly educated 16 and 17 olds who are known far and wide for their critical thinking skills.
If we were going to block voting based on critical thinking skills there'd be maybe six Republican voters in the nation.

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Topichow would RoboCop do in Cyberpunk? *spoilers for both*
DrizztLink
03/08/24 8:24:50 PM
#104
Dungeater posted...
robocop is most likely stronger physically
Ok, and?

Adam Smasher has a Sandevistan.

Adam Smasher can literally duck and weave through bullets.

He just usually doesn't because you're gonna need a bigger gun to actually hurt him.

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TopicSo Lara Trump's Officially Co-Chair of the RNC
DrizztLink
03/08/24 7:17:53 PM
#57
creativerealms posted...
Republicans holding seats in blue and purple districts are probably shaking in their boots.
Not.

Shaking.

Enough.

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TopicTo circumcise or not?
DrizztLink
03/08/24 7:05:07 PM
#198
Zonbei posted...
It is however your fault that youre pretending Im the only person in this topic, let alone gamefaqs at large, pointing to outside evidence without providing sources with every single claim ever.

This isnt a structured debate. Ive provided plenty of things and theyve been ignored or shot down, and Im lazy so Im not going to keep doing it, especially when its being demanded by people i already didnt respect before this topic who are acting in bad faith.
Whole lotta words to say "I'm upset you asked for a source and I'm going to blame you for it."

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TopicIs the unbanning of vegy confirmation of MOD ABOOS
DrizztLink
03/08/24 7:01:38 PM
#155
Kradek posted...
Dude has a weird almost cult-like following on this board.
Creeps gotta stick together.

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TopicTo circumcise or not?
DrizztLink
03/08/24 6:59:52 PM
#192
Zonbei posted...
Yes, the only possible outcome of me not providing you the studies is that theyre made up. Youve caught me.
It's not my fault you want to make claims and then cry when people tell you to back it up.

Ball's entirely in your court on this one.

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TopicA WHEEL from A boeing fell off during TAKEOFF. Is it HOT?
DrizztLink
03/08/24 6:58:56 PM
#18
NeonOPPAl posted...
He had this exact format but left years ago
We were happy about that.

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TopicUS Capital Police tase guy trying to bring a hammer into the Capital
DrizztLink
03/08/24 6:58:03 PM
#2
It's Stop Hammer Time.

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TopicTo circumcise or not?
DrizztLink
03/08/24 6:56:10 PM
#189
Zonbei posted...
could! Wont.
So these "Studies" come from your ass.

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TopicTo circumcise or not?
DrizztLink
03/08/24 6:18:38 PM
#157
Zonbei posted...
Pretty sure I didnt bring up whatever studies youre vaguely referring to. Unless, again, youre referring to literally every study ever. Which seems unlikely, but hey, if you can prove it go ahead.
Or you could post these "studies" of yours.

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TopicTo circumcise or not?
DrizztLink
03/08/24 6:17:49 PM
#155
FunWithAFryPan posted...
Washed many uncircumcised penises, have you?
What a useless response.

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TopicI'm now watching the old X-Men cartoon from start to finish
DrizztLink
03/08/24 6:15:12 PM
#22
vegeta415 posted...
I wish he would have proved it once in a while. Honestly why did he never grow into a giant again, Dude just kills everything.
Because Apocalypse is the biggest jobber in Marvel Comics.

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TopicIsrael/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank
DrizztLink
03/08/24 5:59:53 PM
#54
Teddytalks posted...
It just whataboutism when the coverage is about the war. It straight reads like an IDF bot flew in here saying stop caring, fall back in line. Feel free to make a topic about it, instead of wasting space here.
Well, that sounds like your own illiteracy more than anything else.

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TopicIsn't it interesting how all Spider-Man's villains are predators of a spider?
DrizztLink
03/08/24 4:26:29 PM
#17
Attenborough voice:

"And here we see the common Orbweaver happily at work on its web. But all is not right in the world of the spider. The vampires are hungry."

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TopicLet's say that Trump loses again this November. What then?
DrizztLink
03/08/24 2:26:37 AM
#54
Dark_Arbron posted...
Unless youre one of the minorities targeted by the new regime.
He at best doesn't care.

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TopicNew Mexico teacher told students to duel with swords. Female student was injured
DrizztLink
03/07/24 11:19:28 PM
#63
While you were at school I studied the blade.

...at school.

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TopicUvalde police cleared of missteps during the school massacre
DrizztLink
03/07/24 11:05:39 PM
#29
Useless pig-fucking cowards.

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TopicLet's say that Trump loses again this November. What then?
DrizztLink
03/07/24 11:03:56 PM
#6
G-Ziss posted...
Will he just spend the rest of his days on Earth at Mar A Lago
Only if Carroll lets him on the premises.

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TopicOregon surrenders on legal drugs, will start prosecuting drug offenses again...
DrizztLink
03/07/24 11:03:07 PM
#51
chaos_knight posted...
Treatment only works if the addict wants help. If forced to do it, they'll bide their time until out and use again first opportunity
Well gee, guess we have to lock them in a cell with a bunch of prison drugs, then.

You're a clown.


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Topic2024 State of the Union topic
DrizztLink
03/07/24 10:57:26 PM
#486
DragulaRULEZ posted...
Too bad their aren't cameras in the womens bathroom, we'd see MTG roid raging the doors off.
Yeah, you probably should rephrase that.

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TopicOregon surrenders on legal drugs, will start prosecuting drug offenses again...
DrizztLink
03/07/24 9:53:24 PM
#41
Nasty_Nitro posted...
Thats according to cousin.
oh well dang if your cousin says so then it must be pure truth

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TopicWas anyone underwhelmed by Tenet's plane crash?
DrizztLink
03/07/24 9:00:41 PM
#2
In accordance with protocol, the video will now be posted.

https://youtu.be/s2FXfFeRtJo

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TopicTrump Trials General Part 11
DrizztLink
03/07/24 8:46:55 PM
#103
I give it until March 26 before he violates the gag order.

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TopicOregon surrenders on legal drugs, will start prosecuting drug offenses again...
DrizztLink
03/07/24 8:21:48 PM
#34
chaos_knight posted...
Yet it's how the country is trending. Unless you want to call the country stupid. This is in blue states too.
Oh gee, I'm sure afraid to do tha-

Never mind, it's stupid.

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TopicOregon surrenders on legal drugs, will start prosecuting drug offenses again...
DrizztLink
03/07/24 8:00:57 PM
#24
chaos_knight posted...
America is going back to being tough on crime. Good.
It's astonishing how stupid this take is.

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TopicMinneapolis city council calls Uber and Lyft's bluff, sets rideshare pay hike
DrizztLink
03/07/24 7:23:20 PM
#40
thronedfire2 posted...
and the only thing she had to do was get in a car with a totally unvetted stranger.
As opposed to the cabbie?

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TopicKatie porter is getting dog piled on twitter.
DrizztLink
03/07/24 7:22:43 PM
#210
SunburnCostanza posted...
It feels like progressives genuinely don't care about changing minds or persuading people sometimes.
We do.

Just not with shitposting alts.

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TopicOregon surrenders on legal drugs, will start prosecuting drug offenses again...
DrizztLink
03/07/24 7:21:38 PM
#6
ClayGuida posted...
It's a shame they're abandoning it already. We'll truly never know if it works.
Portugal says hello to you as well.

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TopicTrump Trials General Part 11
DrizztLink
03/07/24 7:20:55 PM
#88
Irony posted...
Hope the RNC is ready to pay
They are not.

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