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Disengaged
08/05/21 8:10:52 PM
#1:


He starts drunkenly ranting and tries to take off his shirt, but it gets stuck over his head and he falls, knocking himself out cold on the table on the way down, slumping to the floor. He loses control of his bowels and releases a long loud wet unconscious shit in his pants that echoes across the now silent bar.

What do you do?

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bladegash
08/05/21 8:12:19 PM
#2:


Plank on him

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AirFresh
08/05/21 8:12:28 PM
#3:


Suck it off to calm his nerves

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Umbreon
08/05/21 8:12:28 PM
#4:


Hide this topic.

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008Zulu
08/05/21 8:24:06 PM
#5:


Take a selfie posing over his unconcious form, with the hashtag BarBrawlBitch.

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R1masher
08/05/21 8:26:56 PM
#6:


Pee on him to show dominance

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Malcrasternus
08/05/21 8:26:59 PM
#7:


Tell him to disengage.

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slipknirvana
08/05/21 8:27:10 PM
#8:


/spit
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thronedfire2
08/05/21 8:30:38 PM
#9:


teabag him obviously

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Machete
08/05/21 8:30:52 PM
#10:


completely ignore the entire incident with no acknowledgement of it at all and carry on as though it literally didn't happen, only reacting in the event that bar staff need me to move in order for them to clean up in which case I do but continue to ignore that anything even happened.

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KobeSystem
08/05/21 8:33:43 PM
#11:


Drop the leg on this 5000 lbs drunken giant in front of 1 billion frothing at the mouth hulkamaniacs at the Tokyo Domes bar brother

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Blue_Dream87
08/05/21 8:35:25 PM
#12:


mmmm, check please

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dj1200
08/07/21 6:10:25 PM
#13:


I leave

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