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TopicGameFAQs sins
Crimson_Corsair
11/13/23 1:26:07 PM
#4
Spoiling 27 year old games.

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TopicMallow isn't a tadpole.
Crimson_Corsair
11/11/23 9:55:11 AM
#7
Sticky requested.

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TopicMallow isn't a tadpole.
Crimson_Corsair
11/11/23 9:23:50 AM
#1
Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNNN!!!

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TopicBeware of spoilers. Super Mario RPG remake has leaked >_>
Crimson_Corsair
11/11/23 9:20:29 AM
#31
Philip027 posted...
Oh no, spoilers for a 25+ year old game. I'm quivering in my boots.
I'm quivering in my pants.

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TopicThe most accurate Chun-Li cosplay possible
Crimson_Corsair
11/11/23 12:31:14 AM
#29
Damn she ugky

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Topic9 out of 10 people will not have enough save for retirement
Crimson_Corsair
11/08/23 9:24:57 AM
#54
I'll be part of the 1 in 10 that do.

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TopicOh, we are eating Muffins today.
Crimson_Corsair
11/07/23 12:26:17 PM
#1
We eating good today fellas.

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TopicNetflix raising prices again in December
Crimson_Corsair
11/07/23 9:51:31 AM
#18
Didn't I make this topic last month? What the actual fuck, raising prices twice in a three month stretch?

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TopicThe Most Dangerous Cities in the U.S
Crimson_Corsair
11/07/23 9:09:34 AM
#17
I'm surprised Anchorage didn't make this list.

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TopicYou are now a Toyota RAV4.
Crimson_Corsair
11/07/23 9:00:11 AM
#10
Lightly hit a whitetail and watch as the engine block breaks through the dash.

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TopicWoman has leg amputated after being attack by pack of pit bulls.
Crimson_Corsair
11/06/23 3:47:39 PM
#9
They had to pepper spray them just to get close enough to extract her. Vicious beasts were still guarding their "prey" even after they mauled her.

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TopicNew Jersey being sued for keeping and misusing blood samples from newborns
Crimson_Corsair
11/06/23 12:23:13 PM
#3
Somebody explain to me why I should care about this. Like... what nefarious things should I be worried about people doing with a few drops of my child's blood? Or mine for that matter. And how does that affect me?

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TopicWoman has leg amputated after being attack by pack of pit bulls.
Crimson_Corsair
11/06/23 12:11:38 PM
#1
https://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/pack-of-dogs-violently-attack-utah-woman-in-backyard-resulting-in-critical-injuries

This breed needs to be banned.

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TopicYou need to move but a dog/cat is comfortably fast asleep on you.
Crimson_Corsair
11/06/23 9:36:48 AM
#18
I wake up every single morning to two cats between my legs. I just ask if they are hungry and they move themselves pretty quickly.

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TopicI got fired yesterday cause of likely incorrect paper work.
Crimson_Corsair
11/06/23 9:32:59 AM
#28
So to be clear, you WERE in fact showing up late to work on multiple occasions?

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TopicChild mauled to death by family's Pit bull
Crimson_Corsair
11/05/23 9:29:27 AM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/281849fe.jpg

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TopicVideo game waifu of the year #3 Shadowheart vs Sophia Monad
Crimson_Corsair
11/05/23 9:23:14 AM
#2
Shadowbae easily.

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TopicJessica Simpson celebrates 6 years of sobriety.
Crimson_Corsair
11/03/23 11:19:56 AM
#7
Oof, is that what she looks like these days?

The fuck did she do to her face.

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TopicWake up, babe - new Japanese Super Mario RPG trailer just dropped.
Crimson_Corsair
11/02/23 8:10:50 AM
#3
Wait, I thought timing attacks were AoE now? I'm glad to see they aren't in that trailer.

Wait, did I jump the gun, because the next frames show they are doing AoE

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TopicFlorida teen who beat teacher into unconsciousness for Nintendo switch faces 30.
Crimson_Corsair
11/01/23 10:57:48 AM
#25
pnut027 posted...
I thought Florida supported standing your ground when your property is taken from you?

*looks at suspect and victim*

oooo
Shut the fuck up

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TopicIt vs It Follows
Crimson_Corsair
11/01/23 12:21:52 AM
#6
Kinda hard to ignore the preteen sewer train where the author self insert character of the group got sloppy 5ths.

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TopicStop using Fandom
Crimson_Corsair
10/31/23 4:28:25 PM
#1
Most of this you probably already know, but there is some lore drop I didn't know about some of the wiki breakups.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcfuA_UAz3I


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TopicLet's say North Korea invades South Korea tomorrow, what does the US do about it
Crimson_Corsair
10/30/23 9:01:31 PM
#12
We have a mutual defense treaty with South Korea. We wouldn't be just supplying them, we'd be actively blowing up North Koreas shit with mass cruise missile launches and air strikes from carrier groups.

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TopicA coworker is eating the most foul smelling tofu I've ever been exposed to.
Crimson_Corsair
10/30/23 4:23:41 PM
#7
Squall28 posted...
There's a dish called stinky tofu.
The description says it smells like gym socks so this must be it.

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Topicare we even allowed to say if we're hrony
Crimson_Corsair
10/30/23 2:37:04 PM
#23
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/3/AALe5FAAE_QF.jpg

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TopicA coworker is eating the most foul smelling tofu I've ever been exposed to.
Crimson_Corsair
10/30/23 2:28:52 PM
#1
I had to walk out of the break room. The tofu, I'm assuming it is tofu, reeked. It smelled like sweat drenched laundry that has been sitting in a barrel during summer for a week.

Like how tf do you eat that shit, even if it tastes good.



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TopicBeing salaried honestly hasn't been so bad
Crimson_Corsair
10/30/23 2:22:14 PM
#24
I'm salaried non-exempt. Which means I still get overtime for anything after 8 hours a day and after 40 hours a week. Buuuut, I'm scheduled 9 hours a day, so I'm forced to work that 5 hours of OT every week.


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TopicWhere did you get your username from?
Crimson_Corsair
10/30/23 12:28:30 PM
#29
From Crimson Skies

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TopicA komodo dragon swallowing a young goat alive.
Crimson_Corsair
10/30/23 12:23:27 PM
#7
Jfc this was staged. I can understand and tolerate it if this was a natural event, but the people who filmed this broke the goats legs and left it out there to be eaten. Apparently that is their shtick.

Fucking deplorable people.

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TopicA komodo dragon swallowing a young goat alive.
Crimson_Corsair
10/30/23 12:21:03 PM
#6
The goat is still screaming after being swallowed.

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TopicDo you like Bon Jovi?
Crimson_Corsair
10/29/23 10:20:11 PM
#2
Bon Jovi rocks, on occasion.

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TopicLife or death for Berryboy?
Crimson_Corsair
10/29/23 10:14:21 PM
#4
Seems like a poll is kinda moot.. I think he is already dead.

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Topicdo u use tags? Post here for a tag (if I recognize u)
Crimson_Corsair
10/29/23 10:12:28 PM
#14
I'll continue to never block anybody.

I use the tag feature out of habit for people's alts but it is pretty moot. It isn't too hard to figure somebody out by their posting and most of the new alts will be banned within a month of posting here anyways so, meh, kind of a waste of time.

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Topic15 years later and this is still the saddest scene in a game.
Crimson_Corsair
10/29/23 7:30:08 PM
#18
Spec Ops The Line was just a chain of sad scenes.

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TopicWhat easy exercises can I do to lose my man boobs
Crimson_Corsair
10/29/23 2:21:57 PM
#42
You need to close your fridge before you close the topic.

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TopicWhat easy exercises can I do to lose my man boobs
Crimson_Corsair
10/29/23 1:59:40 PM
#15
Oof, that one is going into the second post hall of fame.

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TopicCandle Jack Candle Jack
Crimson_Corsair
10/29/23 9:48:21 AM
#1
Candle Ja...

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TopicAre you gonna do NNN this year?
Crimson_Corsair
10/28/23 10:08:48 PM
#20
Manic Masturbation March

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Topic$50,000,000 but Brie Larson plays your favorite video game character in a movie
Crimson_Corsair
10/28/23 6:21:13 PM
#43
Literally the worst possible casting for Master Chief... I'm still taking that 50 mil tho.

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TopicUnder Ninja is an interesting new anime series.
Crimson_Corsair
10/28/23 4:02:49 PM
#2
Meh

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TopicIt's 83 degrees in NYC in the fucking end of October. WTF.
Crimson_Corsair
10/28/23 2:15:59 PM
#5
7F in Interior Alaska, pretty normal this time of the year.

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Topicmobile browsers suck!
Crimson_Corsair
10/28/23 2:07:05 PM
#3
Brave works great on mobile

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TopicA picture of a pumpkin kitty.
Crimson_Corsair
10/28/23 2:10:59 AM
#2
The puss does not look amused.

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TopicIs Taylor Swift a bad person
Crimson_Corsair
10/28/23 2:07:16 AM
#3
Alteres posted...
eat the rich
I'd eat her

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TopicPit bull attacks two children and driver at bus stop.
Crimson_Corsair
10/28/23 1:00:08 AM
#7
Somebody actually shot the dog. It survived though. Too bad he wasn't a better shot. Also not sure why anybody would waste money for surgery on a dog that tries to eat children.

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TopicPit bull attacks two children and driver at bus stop.
Crimson_Corsair
10/28/23 12:48:55 AM
#1
https://abc13.com/aldine-isd-school-bus-dog-attack-students-bit-by-animal-driver-attacked-breckenridge/13972811/

That mofo walked into the bus like he was going to an all-you-eat buffet.

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TopicShould I get ice cream?
Crimson_Corsair
10/28/23 12:33:20 AM
#4
I haven't had ice cream as just ice cream in a looooong time. But I do make the occasional root beer float. As were discussing this I am developing a craving for a banana split too.

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TopicImagine using a shield in Dark Souls
Crimson_Corsair
10/27/23 4:36:37 PM
#36
But the shield completes the drip. Elite Knight + Crest Shield + One Handing a Claymore.

You get all the bitches.

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Topic57 karma feelin GOOD
Crimson_Corsair
10/27/23 4:30:28 PM
#114
Sure, why not.

Still some entertainment to be milked out of this.

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