Lurker > Crimson_Corsair

such a waste when he could have done that in a drafting office instead

have they found any copies of Sims 3 and papers with the text "signature illegible" yet?

T r a s h

I cannot even fathom why someone would want to play porn games on Steam

Who was president 5 years ago, by the way?

Yeah, but how often do you shoot .45-70? I mean, the shoulder can only withstand so much punishment.

Good, the prices on rounds should have a few more decimals and taxed @ 110 percent.

Damn thats like $3 per round.

9 mm is only $0.35 per round if you buy in bulk.

I reload my own 45-70, it's the only economical choice. Don't shoot very much of it anyway.

Guess if one can afford a 45-70 then they can afford the cartridges.

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonOctopus was Banned.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully whenever his purg passes, he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension.

tl;dr - free NeonOctopus

Not in any of the cases when i compare prices for my wife and son. I always only look for whole apartments or homes though, never with other people living in the same accessible area.
For the price of an airbnb that fits my need and location, i could just get a hotel for cheaper and not have to worry about following all the cleaning rules and still pay a cleaning fee.

Airbnb is so dumb. Why would I want to stay in some asshole idk's house when I can just get a hotel room?

Airbnb should be banned. It's fucking awful having so many properties taken off the market to be mini hotels.

Drives prices up.

Airbnb is trash unless its for big family vacations or meetups were you can split the bill 3 or 4 ways.

Do you live in a tourist area?

Fuck the guy that demanded we clean and double check ourselves and then still charged us a cleaning fee, other than that, as long as youre not buying up houses and being a dick, hell yeah tc

Plus they'll clean your house for you before they leave

Mosquitoes during the summer but thats about it.

Sorry, but you can't just ignore the world around you, no matter how hard you try.

Playing him right now in fact.