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TopicSo now that "hornyposting" has been codified...
Crimson_Corsair
04/27/24 1:17:56 AM
#3
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/moderation

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Topickids that wear ahegao shirts
Crimson_Corsair
04/27/24 1:16:47 AM
#7
I wore an ahegao face mask through Covid. I actually got a lot of compliments for it lol.

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TopicSo now that "hornyposting" has been codified...
Crimson_Corsair
04/27/24 1:13:52 AM
#1
...what is next? Shitposting?

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TopicWhat PE class is like in Chinese kindergarten
Crimson_Corsair
04/26/24 12:52:36 PM
#2
Kindergarten has PE classes?

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TopicWhat video games we playing dis weekend fam
Crimson_Corsair
04/26/24 12:47:52 PM
#10
Been replaying the old Close Combat games.

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TopicDamn, someone at my work celebrates their 48th anniversary here today
Crimson_Corsair
04/26/24 10:45:44 AM
#3
That will be me in 28 more years.

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TopicStellar Blade
Crimson_Corsair
04/26/24 10:00:53 AM
#2
Go straight to horny jail time, you mean.

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TopicCurrent Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board. Part 3
Crimson_Corsair
04/25/24 5:51:46 PM
#455
ShineboxPhil posted...
Pretty wild how it's been a little over a week and prolly a 100 posters already got sent to the next dimension by the mods.
They sent a couple of their own as well.

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TopicWhy doesn't anyone post Elsa pics anymore?
Crimson_Corsair
04/24/24 5:11:32 PM
#4
What do you mean everyone? It was 90% Cpt_Pineapple and he hasn't slowed down.

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TopicDonald J. Trump as gone too far with his latest Truth!
Crimson_Corsair
04/24/24 4:10:33 PM
#19
DToast posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fe3984da.jpg
Lol

Lmao even

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TopicCurrent Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board. Part 3
Crimson_Corsair
04/24/24 3:08:31 PM
#384
Add Crimsoness to the list. Been confirmed that even if you come back from a closed account you can't get back in.

Boomer gone for same reason.

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TopicWhat is your opinion on Max?
Crimson_Corsair
04/24/24 2:32:56 PM
#7
Who?

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Topicis the WORST president in US history
Crimson_Corsair
04/24/24 2:31:21 PM
#20
Whoever wins 2024

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TopicRare W against squatters in New York.
Crimson_Corsair
04/24/24 2:18:06 PM
#27
CoyoteTheGreat posted...
Having shit tier politics is not an excuse for linking to Fox News.
Wtf are y'all even on about?

"Fuck squatters" is shit tier politics?

And again, i posted multiple news sources for this, can dig up a couple more for you if you want. You don't have to click that link.

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TopicRare W against squatters in New York.
Crimson_Corsair
04/24/24 1:07:25 PM
#11
FortuneCookie posted...
Topic title is celebrating a victory over the impoverished. Did you expect anything other than Fox News?
Being poor is not an excuse for home invasion.

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TopicRare W against squatters in New York.
Crimson_Corsair
04/24/24 12:09:01 PM
#5
DarthAragorn posted...
Imagine unironically linking fox news

Get the fuck out
Imagine being this salty over a news link. I even provided a second link to give people multiple sources.

Shut the fuck up.

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TopicRare W against squatters in New York.
Crimson_Corsair
04/24/24 12:05:11 PM
#1
https://abc7ny.com/nyc-anti-squatter-law-gov-kathy-hochul-speaks-out-on-new-bill--7-your-side-investigates/14721957/

https://www.foxnews.com/us/homeowners-score-victory-against-squatters-new-york-after-landlord-handcuffed-1m-home-heist

Finally, feels like people are starting to realize this lunacy of defending criminal home invaders wasn't such a great idea.

The idea of treating a squatter as a tenant is absurd af.

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TopicThe cruelest thing Mario does in his 2d games
Crimson_Corsair
04/22/24 4:10:11 PM
#30
Hmm... I do now remember the Koopa popping back up after awhile, at least in some games.

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TopicHave you been a good boy lately?
Crimson_Corsair
04/22/24 1:57:01 PM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a4c0ca60.jpg

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TopicThe cruelest thing Mario does in his 2d games
Crimson_Corsair
04/22/24 12:33:00 PM
#16
Zikten posted...
Is when he jumps on a turtle or beetle inside 2 wall boundaries, then kicks them and dooms the shell into an eternal hell of going back and forth forever
Uhh... isn't that just an empty shell? Pretty sure the Koopa fucking dies when Mario snaps their necks. That shell bouncing back and forth is an inanimate object.

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TopicThe fuck Amazon? Renting Dune is 24.99?
Crimson_Corsair
04/21/24 8:30:34 PM
#9
Hmm... well I guess I can either keep waiting until it leaves theatres which I imagine won't be much longer and hope for a quick price drop.

Or just go to the fucking theatres. I can't even remember the last time I went. Maybe John Wick?

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TopicThe fuck Amazon? Renting Dune is 24.99?
Crimson_Corsair
04/21/24 8:19:05 PM
#1
I can get a ticket at the movie theatre for $14.50...

*inb4 somebody compares this to take out vs delivery

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TopicDo you regularly eat peanut butter?
Crimson_Corsair
04/21/24 3:33:29 PM
#12
Rosstin316 posted...
Its the greatest thing on Earth.


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TopicThe NFL Draft is in less than a week
Crimson_Corsair
04/20/24 7:40:13 PM
#3
I can't really hype myself up for this year's draft.

Seahawks don't have shit to work with and will be in rebuild mode for half a decade. I expect to see a lot of trading back this year.

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TopicThis is one of the funniest gamefaqs topics in history
Crimson_Corsair
04/20/24 7:03:47 PM
#15
I fucking LOVE that the dude derailed the topic so masterfully that people were getting him confused with the TC and the poor guy who just wanted a mini fridge was catching strays the entire time.

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TopicI feel I should be kicked out of CE for my own wellbeing.
Crimson_Corsair
04/20/24 2:44:01 PM
#6

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TopicWhat's CE's theme song?
Crimson_Corsair
04/20/24 2:21:43 PM
#3
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw?si=1YtkTQoDVjvWtGBM

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TopicYeah I think I'm officially done with her.
Crimson_Corsair
04/20/24 1:45:57 PM
#18
3 weeks from now:

I think it is finally over this time.

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TopicExplaining Joe Rogan and traditional wives:
Crimson_Corsair
04/19/24 2:34:28 PM
#2
What an abnoxious thumbnail. I can't wait for this meta to die out.

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TopicProtestor sets themselves on fire outside courthouse of Trump trial
Crimson_Corsair
04/19/24 1:45:29 PM
#4
I was going to say my reaction would depend on what they were protesting... but nah, lighting yourself on fire is just a dumb fucking thing to do all around.

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TopicWhat are your plans tonight?
Crimson_Corsair
04/19/24 1:42:35 PM
#14
Attempt number two at making smoked mac&cheese, shovel some snow, and then catch up on some manwha.

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TopicWhatever happened to Gavi??
Crimson_Corsair
04/19/24 1:33:30 PM
#12
Unless I'm confusing him for the other rapist, he admitted to being a lookout while his cousin or something and crew would train girls.


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TopicIf you're in the EU and quit gamefaqs, dont forget your right to be forgotten
Crimson_Corsair
04/18/24 10:27:09 AM
#3
They about to put a hit out on you mang

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TopicIts dangerous so why do people fish by casting their fishing rod from the beach?
Crimson_Corsair
04/18/24 10:25:29 AM
#2
Duncan don't.

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TopicHey dudes. Selfie thread?
Crimson_Corsair
04/18/24 9:14:45 AM
#9
RIP Tim

RIP electricbugs

RIP Kan

Scratch three more off the list.

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TopicDude really got banned for that?
Crimson_Corsair
04/17/24 11:46:39 PM
#17
MrDrMan posted...
Maybe Im wrong but it looked like it said he didnt have an active account. Sounds like a ban to me.

Either way buddy was taken down quicker than a line of Adderall with the Trump family.
It will always say that if you only click on their username. You have to actually go to their account url.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/383146bd.png
So he isn't technically gone yet, but with his history, Dtoast prolly ain't gonna let him walk.

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TopicDude really got banned for that?
Crimson_Corsair
04/17/24 11:41:15 PM
#9
Says he is just suspended though? So he could come back still, depends on if he gets a purg or not. Suspensions themselves don't perma your access.

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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Crimson_Corsair
04/17/24 11:05:52 PM
#286
True chads only post once.

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TopicCurrent Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board. Part 3
Crimson_Corsair
04/17/24 1:05:52 AM
#169
Null_Gain posted...
So far my favorite account suicide was where the user posted pictures of penis-shaped breads and pastries
That was a Mabus alt, I don't think he even got suspended for that, I saw him posting earlier today I think. Can't remember the name to check though.

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TopicGo outside and touch grace.
Crimson_Corsair
04/17/24 12:35:44 AM
#3
For there to be grass. I still have a foot of snow in the yard.

...

Ah shit...

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TopicThe quality of this board has already increased
Crimson_Corsair
04/17/24 12:33:54 AM
#27
Scotty is currently having a conversation with himself with an alt. I'd say things are still about the same.

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TopicGuess who's back, back again
Crimson_Corsair
04/17/24 12:25:24 AM
#7
When it rains it fucking pours.

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TopicToonstrack being in purgatory and not being able to visit this board...
Crimson_Corsair
04/16/24 12:45:37 PM
#7
People who are in purg right now never would have lasted long anyways. I guess it would have been nice to witness their last hurrah, it is a bit anticlimactic.

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TopicHi, I'm new here.
Crimson_Corsair
04/16/24 9:26:56 AM
#16
Oh you sweet summer child.

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TopicSalma Hayek says her family won't let her take SWIMSUIT PICS IN PEACE!! She hot?
Crimson_Corsair
04/15/24 9:55:25 PM
#6
Literally da perfect woman.

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