Current Events > Elon Musk's new Cyber Truck looks like an N64 asset

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PiOverlord
09/29/22 2:47:05 PM
#51:


I don't even like Elon that much anymore, and do think Tesla is overhyped, but the truck just does something for me.

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09/29/22 2:50:07 PM
#52:


Blbmbr666 posted...
The Rivian was designed and has been rolling off assembly lines in the timeframe between the Cybertruck announcement and it still not being produced yet

Ford's electric F150 checks all the boxes for 'normal truck, just electric' except for the towing range

GM's Hummer is overpriced as all hell but some of those features will trickle down to the Silverado

Telsa gonna get BTFO in the truck market lmfao
The problem is none of those other trucks are even remotely profitable (in spite of pushing 6 figures and more) or capable of being mass produced for many years.

When the Cyber Truck launches it'll ramp up quickly and be very high margin. Which they thought would come sooner, but the model Y became a stupidly popular cash cow and diverted their attention.

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HylianFox
09/29/22 2:52:25 PM
#53:


Hey, remember when Elon Musk tried to buy Twitter so people wouldn't be able to say means things about him or other wealthy dipshits anymore?

Fun times...

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fan357
09/29/22 2:59:29 PM
#54:


Looks horrible.

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ViewtifulGrave
09/29/22 2:59:32 PM
#55:


This isnt new. He showed this off a few years ago and people made fun of it.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/0/AAU2gcAADumy.jpg
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VampireCoyote
09/29/22 3:01:16 PM
#56:


how is it a truck

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Neoconkers
09/29/22 3:01:20 PM
#57:


does he need more venture capital or something? this isn't ever coming out lol, it's the half-life 3 of cars. just leak a little more detail and footage whenever you need some coverage and hype and investment dolla

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Mia_K97
09/29/22 3:07:16 PM
#58:


Heineken14 posted...
Gods that is so fucking ugly and dumb.

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CanuckCowboy
09/29/22 3:09:55 PM
#59:


Blbmbr666 posted...
The Rivian was designed and has been rolling off assembly lines in the timeframe between the Cybertruck announcement and it still not being produced yet

Ford's electric F150 checks all the boxes for 'normal truck, just electric' except for the towing range

GM's Hummer is overpriced as all hell but some of those features will trickle down to the Silverado

Telsa gonna get BTFO in the truck market lmfao

The rivian actually seems decent. Way rather one of those than the cyber truck.

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ArchNemo
09/29/22 3:16:20 PM
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I like it. But I also liked The Homer in the Simpsons so I might not be the best judge of cars.

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CADE_FOSTER
09/29/22 3:38:00 PM
#61:


ScazarMeltex posted...
Lol dude is such a fucking grifter.
The biggest one ever he shits garbage out and the chuds buy it
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KFHEWUI
09/29/22 3:44:38 PM
#62:


Looks like it was taken out of MegaRace

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NoxObscuras
09/29/22 3:47:37 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
The biggest one ever he shits garbage out and the chuds buy it
Definitely. I will give him credit for what he attempted with the model names though

Model S
Model 3 (he wanted to do Model E, but Ford)
Model X
Model Y

The Teslas spell out sexy.

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Shamino
09/29/22 4:44:52 PM
#64:


PiOverlord posted...
I don't even like Elon that much anymore, and do think Tesla is overhyped, but the truck just does something for me.

Does it cut you with its sharp edges and low poly count?

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UnholyMudcrab
09/29/22 4:48:09 PM
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The thing was announced three years ago, and this is basically the first thing I've heard about it since that embarrassment of an unveiling. It's the car equivalent of vaporware. It will never be produced.

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Heineken14
09/29/22 5:12:12 PM
#66:


UnholyMudcrab posted...
The thing was announced three years ago, and this is basically the first thing I've heard about it since that embarrassment of an unveiling. It's the car equivalent of vaporware. It will never be produced.


What comes out first? Cyber truck or Star Citizen?

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Irony
09/29/22 5:13:49 PM
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Probably controls like one too

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AngelsNAirwav3s
09/30/22 12:07:36 AM
#68:


Heineken14 posted...
What comes out first? Cyber truck or Star Citizen?

Its a race between Cyber Truck, Semi, and Robo taxi. Which product that every year since 2017 has been promised we expect this to be fully available for everyone next year!!! will arrive first?? My guess is none of the above

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GuerrillaSoldier
09/30/22 12:12:56 AM
#69:


shit that's so bad
and somehow i feel like it's okay

they're gonna drive us through lakes and rivers when it drives itself, aren't they

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Chicken
09/30/22 12:14:35 AM
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can't wait for someone to slip and fall and lose an eye on those fucking corners.

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Letron_James
09/30/22 12:20:35 AM
#71:


CanuckCowboy posted...
The rivian actually seems decent. Way rather one of those than the cyber truck.

Seriously, I'm actually considering purchasing one in a year or two.

I don't mind the "creativity" ala DeLorean, but the fact is it kinda looks like Lara Crofts N64 triangular sloppers

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Kitt
09/30/22 12:22:47 AM
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And it looks stupid as hell and I love it.

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El_Marsh
09/30/22 8:41:28 AM
#73:


Do the Homer next!

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Prismsblade
09/30/22 8:52:01 AM
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Parody design aside. The ability to float and cross water could sorta come in handy from time to time if you live in regular flood zones.

Flooded roads and streets then pretty much become a non issue. Assuming it csn actually function as such. The rest are just luxery conveniences at best.

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El_Marsh
09/30/22 9:00:34 AM
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^depends on how "brief" its capability as a watercraft is

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TentacleDemon
09/30/22 9:10:58 AM
#76:


Musk always makes me think of David Walliams character from Dinner for Schmucks.


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Robot2600
09/30/22 9:20:27 AM
#77:


i dont like musk but the cybertruck is awesome

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ssj3vegeta
09/30/22 9:21:46 AM
#78:


I'm trading my ford raptor for dis tesla truck

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BuzzKilljoy
09/30/22 9:22:33 AM
#79:


Gonna get people killed with that claim about being waterproof.

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NoxObscuras
09/30/22 1:55:40 PM
#80:


Prismsblade posted...
Parody design aside. The ability to float and cross water could sorta come in handy from time to time if you live in regular flood zones.

Flooded roads and streets then pretty much become a non issue. Assuming it csn actually function as such. The rest are just luxery conveniences at best.
Who needs to float, when you can just drive through it in your Corvette Stingray

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Ilishe
09/30/22 1:58:49 PM
#81:


MC_BatCommander posted...
... How's it going to cross water without a propeller

Paddles. Row, bitch.

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Damn_Underscore
09/30/22 5:48:35 PM
#82:


ssj3vegeta posted...
I'm trading my ford raptor for dis tesla truck

damn youll get all da florida women

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