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Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/21/21 7:58:31 PM #244	Just got a coffee from McDonald's --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/20/21 7:23:54 PM #243	Urgent fucking news. I've been at work for the past 24 hours avoiding a new being that was created from all of the absorbed sewage in my Tesla's septic tank converter. Assmodius. Assmodius was created through the fusion of my entire neighborhood's fecal matter. He is a lean, mean, killing machine. Except he is made out of shite. At first I tried to outrun him with my car but Assmodius absorbed the sewage from my septic tank converter and now my car has no gas. I've been out running him on foot and hiding to rest for the past 24 hours. At times a cold breeze will blow and slow Assmodius down but it is not enough... For now I am working on my home made vacuum (a bunch of red solo cups duct taped together and a store-bought vaccum combined) to find a way to increase its power so that I can absorb Assmodius and be able to post on Gamefaqs again. Wish me well brothers. Signing out. Edit: Just bought a slim Jim from 711. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/19/21 7:25:49 PM #241	Septic tank converter was able to charge my car and my phone to about 80 percent each, and then malfunctioned and splattered sewage all over the front of my neighbor's house. I spent all day yesterday creating a vaccum to suck up the sewage from all the nearby houses to use for my converter. Since it is their own fecal matter, they recognized their own brand and never suspected me. I can either stay in this garage with my gas mask, or venture out in search of survivors. Might stop and get a coffee. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/19/21 3:45:01 AM #226	Still working on converting my feces into electricity via the Tesla's septic tank converter. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/18/21 10:56:38 PM #223	I still have no water and I'm really confused. Is it because of the cold air or something. Is it like the storm? I will continue to try to deduce these random happenings. Edit: Just got a coffee from Dunkin Doughnuts and took a crap. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/18/21 9:03:13 PM #220	Welp, my power is out again. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	What will GameFaqs ultimate fate be and when?
AzurexNightmare 02/18/21 7:09:16 PM #4	Bump --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	So how long do you give it till life goes back to pre-pandemic times?
AzurexNightmare 02/18/21 7:03:26 PM #22	Divinehero posted... i doubt it'll ever go COMPLETELY back to normal but yea.. maybe by late summer it'll go back to mostly normal People need to stop saying this. No shit. The world is always changing whether the pandemic happened or not. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/17/21 1:00:04 PM #168	Update Just got an egg mcmuffin at McDonald's. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/17/21 12:34:35 PM #166	Update Just got another coffee at 711. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Pizza man acquitted of child porn after porn star herself flew in to testify
AzurexNightmare 02/17/21 12:32:48 PM #5	Nobody: Nobody at all: CE: Pedophiles. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	What will GameFaqs ultimate fate be and when?
AzurexNightmare 02/17/21 12:07:15 PM #1	Message boards removed and only faqs remain up in a more streamlined site before it eventually dies years later? When? Or the whole ship sinks together about ten or fifteen years from now. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	It's amazing what you can do with just two fingers and a thumb!
AzurexNightmare 02/17/21 11:37:09 AM #12	DepreceV2 posted... @divot1338 I've smoked one of these before like 8 years ago. Even if they were good for me, I still wouldn't smoke them. They feel awful. They don't even have filters. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/17/21 11:22:10 AM #164	--- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/17/21 6:36:00 AM #148	Godnorgosh posted... I thought I might come in to the office today but the roads are completely covered in snow from last night's precipitation. I don't think I can drive in this. Use the force... --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	It's amazing what you can do with just two fingers and a thumb!
AzurexNightmare 02/17/21 5:53:46 AM #8	DepreceV2 posted... Back when soft drinks were considered healthy. LMAO Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Random Gamefaqs user: I'm super healthy! Honestly if you are though that's good. Soda is basically just acid. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/17/21 5:51:47 AM #141	I had to take a crap at the park today and cover myself with my coat. Late at night of course. It was too cold. The bathrooms that I usually party inside of were closed for maintenance. You could say I left them a Count Dooku. Edit: Dookie --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/16/21 7:31:40 PM #112	Update. Just went to McDonald's and got a coffee. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/16/21 4:36:47 PM #105	Baby's first winter. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/16/21 11:11:03 AM #94	CableZL posted... Found a 7-Eleven that was open and got some coffee LMAO wtf... Okay? --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/16/21 11:10:22 AM #93	CableZL posted... Power came back on for a few minutes and went out again Okay Gamefaqs Texan Wussy... Nobody cares. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	As someone who has few problems with the prequels, Palpatine sucks.
AzurexNightmare 02/16/21 10:56:06 AM #3	Bump2 --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Gamefaqs Texan Wussy: A True Story
AzurexNightmare 02/16/21 10:55:16 AM #11	Bump --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Social Security funds projected to be gone by 2032.
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 7:07:33 PM #15	gafemaqs posted... That said, how are you saving for retirement CE? I'm not. I don't give a fuck about retirement because I work doing what I love. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	List good things about Star Wars Phantom Menace.
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 6:42:00 PM #6	Vader revisits Watto. Vader: When we last met I was but the slave... Now I am the master. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	As someone who has few problems with the prequels, Palpatine sucks.
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 6:39:52 PM #1	Like it was really stupid that the Jedi didn't see he was evil. The red hologram desktop wallpaper, and "DEWIT." He always seemed evil. Also Star Wars could use a better villain than this dickhead. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	List good things about Star Wars Phantom Menace.
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 6:38:11 PM #1	Seeing a young Obi Wan Kenobi is pretty bad ass and I love Qui Gon Jinn. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 6:36:50 PM #6	Venom. When did this come out again? 2018? Shit... --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Gina Carano fired for being a shitstain, not for "Politics" - GAMESPOT
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 6:36:14 PM #14	You guys are just bored --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Puerto Rican Spanish.
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 6:35:48 PM #1	Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Puerto Rican Spanish: Malvel. Spidelman. Color lojo. Pelsona. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Co-op >>>> PvP
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 6:18:26 PM #2	Agreed --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Stock Market General #21
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 3:28:53 PM #340	BignutzisBack posted... PlayStation 5 has a shitty color scheme Don't care I own a pc lol. Gamefaqs Stocks Wussies --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Gamefaqs Texan Wussy: A True Story
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 3:26:15 PM #1	Augh shit.... Augh shit walks outside house breathing heavily Phone.... At. . Five percent. I can barely... Use... GAMEFAQ-AUGH!!!!! My hand touched snow on the car door... Fuck.... That can cause frostbite... Need... To... Hurry. I need to hurry and get in my damn Tesla... heavy breathing Drives around and somehow magically uses Gamefaqs with 5 percent battery Augh shit.... Augh shit..... Augh shit.... uses seat warmers AUGH!!!!!!!! Too damn hot.... Too damn... Cold. All of the tesla charging stations are shut off... keeps posting on Gamefaqs Augh shit.... Augh shit..... --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	How does selling stocks work?
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 3:21:31 PM #5	Gamefaqs Stocks Wussies --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Stock Market General #21
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 1:31:04 PM #336	Gamefaqs Stocks Wussies --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	There needs to be a rule about bosses texting employees on days off.
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 1:27:33 PM #28	Hayame Zero posted... I once had a manager bang on my front door screaming "open the fucking door!!". I literally went and hid from him. I swear, my decade in retail has got me emotionally anxious about working any job. You should have opened it and beat the crap out of him. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	NJ POLICE roll up and beat the fucking life out of teenager for no reason
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 12:40:04 PM #74	Thighon posted... EDIT FOR ESL PEOPLE: "beat the life out of" is an idiom meaning "to aggressively or vigorously physically attack" someone Incredibly useless Edit. Wtf is this? ESL people aren't dumb. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 12:35:03 PM #38	Imagine being this lost in 2021 --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Is anyone blocking you?
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 12:20:48 PM #183	I'm blocking Liar Paradox for being a wussy. Done! --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 12:16:47 PM #31	BobLoblaw_ posted... powerbank He was born yesterday. He doesn't know what that means. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Welp, power is out
AzurexNightmare 02/15/21 12:11:14 PM #26	CableZL posted... Power came back on, then it went out again. The rolling power outage appears to have backed up and run me over again. What a noob....are you 16? Lmaoooo --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	A person holds a clock in Nantes, Western France on Oct. 26 2017.
AzurexNightmare 02/14/21 3:42:06 PM #9	Useless post. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	You people sit here and post about mundane things while millions of people cry
AzurexNightmare 02/14/21 3:40:52 PM #6	VipaGTS posted... Ok. How are you helping those people? Nobody's talking to you. Lol --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Prince Harry and Meghan Markle FUCKED
AzurexNightmare 02/14/21 3:19:57 PM #4	monkmith posted... i'm always confused at the amount of attention given to the "royal family", though i guess to be fair we do it in america with the kardashians. People are pathetic that's why. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	I don't think I can go back after using the Z Fold 2
AzurexNightmare 02/14/21 3:12:28 PM #8	Didn't read. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Stock Market General #21
AzurexNightmare 02/14/21 3:11:22 PM #268	Gamefaqs Stocks Wussies --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	I don't think I can go back after using the Z Fold 2
AzurexNightmare 02/14/21 3:11:02 PM #6	nothanks1 posted... The only point to getting a samsung flagship is the s pen Otherwise I'd be on iPhone Dumbest post I've seen all week again. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
Topic	Which PS3 did you have, CE?
AzurexNightmare 02/14/21 3:04:40 PM #21	joe40001 posted... Launch day, motherfucker. i waited in line for 2 days, I set up a tent in the wisconsin winter, it was baller af. The first person in line who was to late to the line to get one was the person immediately in line behind me. Yeah I will never camp out for a console this is just way too desperate. Two days? Fuck that. Lol --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII
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