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TopicHow far off are you from where you imagined yourself as a child?
AzurexNightmare
07/20/20 5:46:20 AM
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TopicDamn, getting your ear wax removed must feel good.
AzurexNightmare
07/18/20 3:21:55 AM
#7
I guess I shouldn't get mine removed then because my dumbass family is too loud and they slam the fuck out of everything because they're fucking idiots.

Is this something every person should get done occasionally? Like an enema?

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TopicTexas covid cases for today 10,256 with 174 deaths record high
AzurexNightmare
07/18/20 3:09:24 AM
#28
Added TC to ignore :)

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TopicHow long do you think until life returns completely to normal again?
AzurexNightmare
07/17/20 7:57:44 PM
#4
Is this all you talk about TC?

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TopicGhost of Tsushima is trash :/
AzurexNightmare
07/17/20 7:49:59 PM
#20
WarfireX posted...
Better than the people who buy a game on release date, play 15 minutes of it, and talk it up as GOTY just because it's the same game they watched trailers for.
That's like us comparing two turds on the ground. Both are shit. Total waste of time to compare the two.

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TopicGhost of Tsushima is trash :/
AzurexNightmare
07/17/20 7:44:34 PM
#16
Shablagoo posted...
I still need to play more as Im only a couple hours in.

So you've played only a few hours and it's trash? Cool. (I haven't played it, and I don't think I will for a long time because it's not my kind of game. However this mentality is still beyond flawed.)

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TopicGhost of Tsushima is trash :/
AzurexNightmare
07/17/20 7:43:11 PM
#15
Jagr_68 posted...
My only main gripe is the capped 30fps. Everything else is about what I expected but it's a bummer it just can't run at a faster frame rate :(
Yeah, it is. But why complain about it? Most games are gonna stay at 30 and it's time you accept that. I wish games could all be 60 but they aren't dude.

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TopicGhost of Tsushima is trash :/
AzurexNightmare
07/17/20 7:40:35 PM
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The problem is that all of you get hyped from 1 all the way to a thousand when you hear about a new game. Then it comes out and all of you whine and complain.

You need more realistic expectations.

You guys think everything is trash. Maybe it's time for a new hobby. Also, helpful hunt, if you become a patient gamer and you buy a game like this one for 20 or 30, you'll probably enjoy it more.

Or maybe do more research on a game before you buy it. You could have bought something else.

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TopicI wish the US had PEGI instead of the ESRB.
AzurexNightmare
07/16/20 5:34:11 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Always found it weird that the US has massive issues with selling AO/18+ rated games.
We are a bunch of sissies apparently. And the leader of those sissies founded the ESRB and top wussies work there.

We never needed an ESRB. Parents can't parent so organizations have to do it for us which censors all the good shit.

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TopicDo you eat cold food?
AzurexNightmare
07/16/20 5:31:29 PM
#6
I like cold fried chicken (but also hot)

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TopicTrump cares more about Beans then he does his supporters .
AzurexNightmare
07/16/20 4:50:44 PM
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Beans on the desk?

...

This is low even for Trump.

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TopicAccidentally laughed at my friend when he told me his mom died.
AzurexNightmare
07/16/20 4:46:06 PM
#13
You guys are right I didn't realize that it could help until now. I just try to be so polite that I felt it was rude of both of us. But maybe it's better to have some personality and try to help from your heart sometimes haha

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TopicHow long until COVID-19 victims are treated like lepers?
AzurexNightmare
07/16/20 4:40:26 PM
#13
BloodMoon7 posted...
I wouldn't want to be in the US.

I am in the US though.

Everyone is laughing at me and it feels bad because I just live here and have been staying at home. Laughing at my inevitable demise. Well I'll show you. I'll show you all! *villain laughter*
We need to team up to defeat 5G, the real enemy. 5G was created by Satan.

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TopicHow long until COVID-19 victims are treated like lepers?
AzurexNightmare
07/16/20 4:38:06 PM
#11
The real enemy is 5g god damn it.

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TopicWhat if FF7 Remake was co op and it played like Resident Evil 5
AzurexNightmare
07/16/20 4:32:42 PM
#1
Barret: COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. HURRY HURRY HURRY.

Cloud: I can't right now. I can't right now. No. No. No. No. I can't. No.

(other way around)

Cloud: BARRET. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. HURRY UP

Barret: I CAN'T. DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID? DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR DAMN EARS? Listen to what I said you son of a bitch. I said NO

Sephiroth: 7 minutes... 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you... In this SEVENTH stroll around the universe...

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TopicAccidentally laughed at my friend when he told me his mom died.
AzurexNightmare
07/16/20 4:16:03 PM
#5
Brilliant posted...
Did steve laugh?
He smiled a little but idk if it was just to be nice or if the randomness also hit him

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TopicAccidentally laughed at my friend when he told me his mom died.
AzurexNightmare
07/16/20 4:12:01 PM
#1
So I was visiting a few friends and one of them, let's call him Robert, was playing Red Dead Redemption. My other friend, let's call him Steve, was next to me and we hadn't talked in years so we were catching up.

He told me that his mom passed away recently because they were driving together as a family in Mexico, and a horse randomly escaped a ranch near them and the horse collided with their car, killing the mother in the car wreck.

My reaction was pretty much "Dude oh my God that's horrible I'm so sorry." And I was really feeling for this dude. He wasn't crying or anything, but you could tell he was down about it. Very mature guy.

Robert, who was also listening to the story (but while playing Red Dead Redemption) speaks and says" Man what the fuck. Thats messed up. You know what man? Just for that... " and in the game, he gets off the horse and he gets a shotgun and he starts shooting the living shit out of the horse he was riding and he says " Fuck you, bitch. That's what you deserve. " He wasn't trying to make fun of my friend's mother's death, he is just a moron and can't see how dumb or insensitive or random that is.

But point is... I couldn't help but burst out laughing my ass off because of how wildly inappropriate it was and unexpected. I tried to shut up and I wanted to die for laughing at this worst moment and I kept apologizing to Steve but Steve said it's alright. Steve knew Robert was an idiot. I couldn't stop laughing and eventually I was able to shut up but I still had to hold in those damn smiles. God damn it.

I really did care, I just couldn't help it.

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TopicIf life was a computer, are we the programs and viruses are strings of code?
AzurexNightmare
07/16/20 4:42:24 AM
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Since they aren't really alive yet they function.

Do you guys think life just created itself?

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TopicJoe Biden cant even keep his twitter account secure
AzurexNightmare
07/15/20 10:08:04 PM
#2
I certainly don't care. Talking about politics is crap.

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Topicguys will sit on their ass getting 100s of hours in a game and act like paying 6
AzurexNightmare
07/15/20 9:57:20 PM
#13
Didn't read

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TopicC/D: You are an "ACTUALLY" and correct people's small mistakes.
AzurexNightmare
07/15/20 9:52:57 PM
#3
Agreed. I'm not a little wussy.

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TopicThe actor playing Sully in the Uncharted film is...Mark Wahlberg
AzurexNightmare
07/15/20 2:18:28 PM
#12
Feline_Heart posted...
This is prehistoric news
Some of us aren't online here every day.

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TopicWhat was the worst, most soul crushing spoiler you accidentally encountered?
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 10:29:49 PM
#19
Zikten posted...
Probably the one that pissed me off the most was from Star Wars Force Awakens

About Han Solo dying
That might get erased now

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TopicMount Rushmore is only 9 years older than my father.
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 9:43:09 PM
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TopicITT: we write a letter to Trump 1 word at a time.
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 9:31:08 PM
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TopicNothing i do lets me get New Vegas above 30fps.
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 9:28:21 PM
#25
This game has so many issues its downright pathetic that nobody can fix them. Not even on PC.

All of the smartest PC people on the internet, and you might as well have a couple of animals trying to fix the game because they can't figure out jack shit how to fix it even after all this time.

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TopicQuarantine "exemptions" to be given to students for the Fall semester
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 9:27:08 PM
#2
School is stupid

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TopicIraq vet sentenced to 5 years in prison for having medical marijuana in Alabama.
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 8:39:00 PM
#58
Kazi1212 posted...
Yikes
Totally original post here.

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Topiclol at AC customers not realizing it is Fake Animus memories
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 5:05:04 PM
#29
Joeydollaz posted...
I don't think they know how to make that happen, to them "ANIMUS" helps them be "UNIVERSE" concept

where every UBI game is actually in the Animus, from AC all the way to WATCHDOGS, it is all being played in Animus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktxo_XRdkdQ
Why do you always scream when you talk? Talk normally. It's obnoxious.

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TopicDeadly Premonition 2 is... wow
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 4:02:13 PM
#19
SocialistGamer posted...
That footage was nauseating to watch jesus.
Watch out guys someone's nauseated

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TopicDeadly Premonition 2 is... wow
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 4:01:46 PM
#18
Rainbow_Dashing posted...
The framerate issues are worse than the first game, but the story and characters feel just the same hilarious zaniness. Sadly the music getting loud so you can't hear polly doesn't exist here.
Is there a video of the music getting too loud LMAO

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TopicJake Tapper calls out the Cuomo worship on Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon.
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 4:00:12 PM
#26
EndOfDiscOne posted...
Reddit has been sucking his nuts since March
And you were first in line

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TopicJake Tapper calls out the Cuomo worship on Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon.
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 3:59:47 PM
#24
KStateKing17 posted...
I don't really follow politicians that much. Who is kissing Cuomo's ass? All I ever see when his name is mentioned is people talking shit.
Why don't you go out and read? We don't have to spoonfeed it to you dude

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TopicFlorida has FALSE coronavirus numbers and positivity rate. Overreported.
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 3:56:18 PM
#109
I. Don't. Care. TC

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TopicGamefaqs: "We don't have a troll problem"
AzurexNightmare
07/14/20 3:55:53 PM
#28
Look at Dragonball General. Worst board ever.

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TopicTheres people wearing masks and still dying.
AzurexNightmare
07/12/20 2:35:16 PM
#57
Patty_Fleur posted...
you recently died
No, I did not.

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TopicHow do you know if you have A.D.D?
AzurexNightmare
07/12/20 2:34:00 PM
#13
Metua posted...
Getting diagnosed by a professional?
Why is there always an annoying captain obvious around? This is like the people who say that a story is fiction. No. Shit.

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TopicUnited States 7/10/2020 - Over 70,000 COVID-19 cases
AzurexNightmare
07/11/20 12:01:29 AM
#58
CableZL posted...
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us

Probably won't be long before we see 100,000 cases per day

Texas is probably going to shut down again
I never asked TC

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TopicBatman cop show coming to HBO max
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 7:18:30 PM
#30
pegusus123456 posted...
No, it starts out as kind of boring and then it becomes amazing.

I'm not using "stupid" as a criticism.
Idk how I didn't notice "gloriously" I was barely waking up lol

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TopicSCOTUS rules 5-4 that almost half of Oklahoma is a Native American reservation.
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 7:17:24 PM
#54
Ruvan22 posted...
Would prefer boring boob topics?
Absolutely

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TopicBatman cop show coming to HBO max
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 4:21:57 PM
#13
So it's good and then it sucks?

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TopicPlaying Tomb Raider 2013 for the first time
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 4:21:02 PM
#39
Ser_Jaker posted...
I personally think the new Tomb Raider games were shitty. The level design and setpieces aren't that good and shootouts (especially the first one) were as corridor shooter as it gets.

Not to mention it's one of the games where they scatter meaningless collectibles around everywhere.

I prefer PS1/LAU trilogy over the new games.
Preferring an original over a remake in games or movies. What a hot original take.

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TopicSCOTUS rules 5-4 that almost half of Oklahoma is a Native American reservation.
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 4:20:17 PM
#51
Why does the TC always make boring ass topics

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TopicBatman cop show coming to HBO max
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 4:19:16 PM
#10
Im a big Batman fan and I don't even know what Gotham (the show) is. Whenever I see it I just assume it's some kind of political Gotham show that basically just wants to make money on the name alone. And I've never looked into it.

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TopicGonna try Stadia Pro since it's free for a month
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 4:17:46 PM
#7
DarkRoast posted...
It's especially disappointing on a laptop with a 1080p 240 Hz screen, where I'm used to suuuuuper smooth visuals.
I'm sure it is, but it's stream gaming. I wouldn't ever expect anything more tbh. Anything more would come as a nigh-miracle level surprise to me.

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Topic82-Year-Old Man Fatally Shot 11-Year-Old Girl, Her Father in Dispute Over Dog
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 4:13:52 PM
#15
EffectAndCause posted...
I wish he was kept alive and tortured.

None of this LOL im 82 ill be gone soon anyway bullshit.
I agree

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Topicmy dollar movies has permanently closed
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 3:18:00 PM
#13
Karma checks out lmao

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TopicA lot of you complain about fast food
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 3:15:34 PM
#4
josifrees posted...
No one here is eating ass they cant even get a girlfriend
Agreed xD

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TopicWhy does everyone say yikes all of a sudden?
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 3:12:07 PM
#21
Bananana posted...
Yikes is so old that people have stopped saying it again

why is ce always so behind on these things?
Ill show you why. This is CE.

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TopicA lot of you complain about fast food
AzurexNightmare
07/10/20 3:11:01 PM
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Yet you eat ass. E coli buffet.

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